Brit Brit's Back (Again)
Here's a few shots from Brit Brit's big comeback video for "Woomanizah!" You know, almost everything I read about our beloved Cheetoed one, call this her "comeback." They also said this about her last album. How many comebacks does a bitch need?! Don't you have to actually go away for a while before they call it a "comeback"? Homegirl hasn't gone anywhere! Well, she went to the loony bin that one time, but we don't talk about that anymore....
The video for "Woomanizah" is supposed to be Toxic, Part 2. Toxic-er? There's Brit as a sassy, sexy torn doily wearer (above). Brit as a slutty version of Annie Potts in "Ghostbusters." And Brit as a slutty Xtina as a skanky cocktail waitress. It all works for me! Sadly, there's no Chester in these stills. No wonder he ran off to be with Shiloh!
The video premieres this Friday during 20/20. Weird. I guess Diane Sawyer is a die-hard Brit fan.
Source: Britney.com
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 7, 2008 - 9:29am.
angel: belly dancing, very cool!
Clear something up for me, is that Wino's hand or Angie's? either way it's very Halloweeny ;)
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Y thank u:) I thought so too.
It's Angie's. I wanted to look at something on her that's ugly;)
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 9:53am.
Yeah hate to admit it but I highly doubt she will remain thin. She was bulimic since she was in her early teens, on top she had a mental break down at 16 because of her body image, on top although she looked very slim a week ago, she has restarted the frap diet. I am exactly like her in that sense, if I lose weight, I eventually get to a point where I think I deserve a treat cause I lost a certain amount of pounds. But one treat leads to another, and next thing you know your back to being a pudgy mess. Janet Jackson is the same way but way way way worse, she will gain well over 60 pounds, up and down, all her life. Pressures of being famous.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
This one is priceless! The lost UCLA Medical Center Psychiatric report on her!
http://www.236.com/images/photos/5324/original/original.jpg
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 7, 2008 - 9:42am.
Hey! *waves*
I am an EX Unfitney fan. I stopped being a fan when I saw those pics of her almost dropping Sean. All lost all respect for her then. I've never managed to break the habbit visiting her fan sites everday though - too ingrained in me I think.
Dlisted is the only place than I can bash her to my hearts content with fear of being banned! lol
Macy's was choas from what I've been told. Some of the staff didn't know what the hell was going on and people were trying to push in the line. From what I've been told - if you didn't buy the perfume the day before and get a ticket to porve you brought it - you had no chance of even getting near her.
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
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NYApples, I think we're seeing the middle Kirstie Alley. Fat, thin, then huge and not revolving door type of safe! When and if Gepetto Spears ever cuts the cables and pulls his hand out of Miss Piggy's ass will be when the fun begins again! I have several bags of emergency popcorn stashed away when the national media goes on high alert again and her padded room is booked for her stay. And as I stash popcorn away, Cali cokeheads should stash away plenty of blow, because the supply will dry up when the beast is unleashed! The bright side is her kids will hopefully be safely tucked away, as people have hopefully figured out from the last time that she enjoys playing a good game of Cops 'n Hostages with them! I wait for the inevitable, as it's not if, but when.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
the train wreck is back!
check her out
http://www.amuso.com/gameshows/lifestyle/Britney-s-worst-photo?ref=i/cl
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 7, 2008 - 9:36am.
Hey Girl, long time. Been wanting to ask you something for a while now. Are you absolutely positively sure, your not a like closeted Britney fan? You seem to always know EVERYTHING about her, and you always seem to post on her threads and christinas of course, so its always been something of a conundrum. And on a side note, I was walking past Macys, and I saw the lines for the xtina thing like early sept, I was running late to a job interview or else I would have gone in, but it was a sizeable crowd.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
LMAO!!! Whenever i see "Unfitney" on the side, i know it's a DEA post!
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
I'm totally diggin' her with the black hair/wig!
She does look hot!
Fuck Unfitney's shit - I want REAL music - Christina where is th vid for KGB???!!!!!!!!!
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CTH I heard McCain wants to raise the snatch tax!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
All I see is a woman whose every second has been handled by her parents, manager, psychiatrist and the legal system. She is completely incapable of taking care of herself or her children. Everybody else has to do it...after they get their cut. Including FedX. Just sad.
Oh, and she can't sing either. But we'll all hear her shit-tastic voice on the radio and tv soon.
"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Marverick!"
OKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE times
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no no NOO! I think its a look a like.. Or that impersonater from America's Got Talent.. God I wish that dude were my brother,, I loves him!! lol.. I love a man in drag for some reason!! Muahahaaaa!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
cthehoff, to get me to laugh before noon, is impressive :) (not a morning person)
now slap the slots on that snatch tax!
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Whats sadder than shit. Britney went nuts, smokes like a pack a day, shaved her head, is 25yo, and yet she still looks younger than fucking Ally Lohan. Poor little bitch.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
angel: belly dancing, very cool!
Clear something up for me, is that Wino's hand or Angie's? either way it's very Halloweeny ;)
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
the bangs help, someone must have changed her sofa batteries.
morning, turds and tards.
happy tard tuesday.
I feel tard, I've been up since four am with the happy monthly times cramp moves.
I need to pay my snatch tax.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
I am with MK on this one. She looks HOT. I frankly thought she would never ever get back her looks, I figured she had a future of Kirstie Alley proportions, but I guess, good for her. Womanizahhhhhh is a good song, but by no means is it as good as the material on Blackout. Britney had the ultimate stroke of shit luck. She promoted like crazy her other cd's, yet Blackout, her best cd, which had she promoted would have sold very well and easily gotten her a #1 because that cd actually had so many possible hits for her. But instead she went nuts and did no promotions for it, zip, nada, except for the one sole interview with the crazy lufti assface and her "cousin" allie on Seacrests radio show via a call. And, "20/20" ???? am I missing something here or is MTV's stance on not playing videos so strong that ABC has to do it for them.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by snowpiece on October 7, 2008 - 9:21am.
I think Brit is going to try and bring back bare midriffs single handedly and my tummy's not feeling it.
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It's funny - I was showing the kids old Madonna vids and when she broke it out she had a cute, normal little tummy that jiggled just a little...it was cute. Now it's all SPARTICA! 24/7...I take bellydancing....those women wouldn't look half as interesting without a little shake going on.
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Snow i have no idea how to do that.
Some days Im friggin lucky I can type my own name.
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Brit Brit actaully look good. I'm happy she is finally getting her shit together.
Lol Angel_i is that angie hos hand, that is funny as hell
Lo: you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy when skies are grey! (someone tell me how to make musical notes? alt what?)
Miss P I know, I stopped wearing mine years ago , I think Brit is going to try and bring back bare midriffs single handedly and my tummy's not feeling it.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by lizzieb on October 7, 2008 - 9:07am.
She does actually look noie in the main pic with a blonde hair and a fringe.
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Yeah, she really started looking funky when she got rid of those bangs, I noticed...
Not a pretty girl...not yet a hag...
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Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 9:19am.
Oopsie! I meant second but I think you got it...
Yeah, you confused me and made me feel dumb. *pouting*
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Now relieve the pressure.
Her actions are still questionable, but I have to admit, she looks a little healthier these days.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 7, 2008 - 9:02am.
The only comeback she needs is comingback, bitch.
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And toilet bats. Lotsa toilet bats.
Submitted by LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 9:14am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 9:10am.
That guy behind her in the third thumb is her inner self.
BRILLIANT!
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Oopsie! I meant second but I think you got it...
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I had a belly button ring once...when I was 18!!
This bitch is 27. That shit ain't cute anymore Shit Shit.
Pffft Comeback.
Do you think she would say "Ghossbustahs"
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We're fucked
_Submitted by christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 9:14am.
And you had me at that bleehhhh urrrrrrggg face of Doperty!
Good morning sunshine! Good morning other sunshiney peoples too!
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that's not her in the main pic! it looks just like Jamie Lynn to me.
Morning Tards, LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 9:12am.
you had me at asstard.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 9:10am.
That guy behind her in the third thumb is her inner self.
BRILLIANT!
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Special Ed Dress Up Times
All of these tours, promos, and events are being done so this asstard can pay back her record company from the last time she had a come back.
If these assholes need to collect debt take her ass to court, dont push this mouf breetha up in my face all day long trying to fool us that this piece of pop shit is fucking entertainment.
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Her music still makes my ears scream for mercy but my eyes have to admit she does look good.
Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 9:06am.
I really don't think it's a good idea to let this girlie wear wigs. It seems like she started going mad when they started with the wigs...
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I was just thinking the exact same thing...maybe wigs put pressure on some part of her brain causing the crazy to be released...??
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
That guy behind her in the third thumb is her inner self.
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And again. World's Biggest Toddler Pop Princess...as they let her play out all her little fantasies...she wants to be all these things, no? The high powered exec, the waitress, the desirable woman...So they play dress-up that costs millions of dollars. She got prizes, went go-karting, some people bought her some new clothes...
So, did she get her pony yet?
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She does actually look noie in the main pic with a blonde hair and a fringe. However in the little photos she looks like a mental case. So, overall, full marks- big improvement. Amazing what getting rid of your kids can do.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
I really don't think it's a good idea to let this girlie wear wigs. It seems like she started going mad when they started with the wigs...
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Dear God her stomach's been photoshopped to hell and back in that waitress picture.
muh, we're never getting rid of this whore. never.
and how about commingback as a decent parent, bitch?
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
How does this bitch get her hair done and it looks good, then she leaves the shoot and it instantly turns into a cockroach nest.
And DAMN, I'm about to say something nice about this fucktard. I like her with bangs.
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Dick happens! - MK
She looks better then she has in the past
The only comeback she needs is comingback, bitch.
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Talk about lipstick on a pig. Her songs still suck hard.
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Now relieve the pressure.
Does she know her blouse is undone?
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
She looks like White Oprah in the first pic.