Brit Brit's Back (Again)

Angel_i, I wish the avies were larger. I think a pair of fangs would look so good on your avie!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 7, 2008 - 10:40am.

Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 10:18am

out of curiousity angel, if music is like a science how come so many peopel put out shit records? It would stand to reason I would think that if all muscians can predict what is going to be a hit, then a lot of musicians should be then putting out great music every single day. I dont know about you, but I havent heard a really really great song in fucking forever. When was the last time a song really made you stop and go damn that was well sung, well written, and well produced.
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Because not everybody gets their music written by the pros.

Also, the older you get the less you are tricked. Like Old MacDonald. It's not a very GOOD song but kids will sing that shit all day every day. Pop music is for older kids.

I hear music ALL the time that makes me stop and go; WOW! But I listen to music made by musicians for adults. Not intermediate nursery rhymes made by marketing pros...

And - I'm working on a better chola Brit but since you asked, I'll put her up there today:)

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NYA, thanks! I feel Google impaired or something? Musta been all that plastic model glue I sniffed as a developing child! Ahhhh, Testers Glue!!!! Das da shit!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

You all know that the tattoo on her neck is backwards-true story! I think it means 'blessed one', or some shit like that! According to the religio folk's theory of backward masking, it's meaning must be oppositional.

Really, really off topic, but true story:
My dad's sub crew went to Thailand with a new guy who always said he wanted a tattoo. Several days later, he awoke in a drunken stupor with his ass on fire, literally! No one told him, but they talked him into getting a tat of a devil leaning against a shovel next to a pile of coal. The devil was standing next to a furnace, which was his a-hole and flames were shooting out of it! They tatted up most of his ass, including the 'ring'! A retired shipmate of my father's confirmed the story to me personally! This was over 20 years, well before lasers!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

zzzzzzzz.......snore......This should have been filed under 'Out With the Old,' too.

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matthew323:

She's a popstar, a manufactured product, corporate needs to sell, sell, sell, they don't care about "talent".

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

What is it going to take for this talentless, worthless excuse for a human being to go away? The only true entertainment she's ever provided was last year during her craziness.

Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 10:55am.
lol im like your secreatary today. here u go ...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070420072830AA0bb4G

Submitted by matthew323 on October 7, 2008 - 10:54am.

I talked about this the other time and got a bit of heat for it but I think it comes down to the public. If the public loves a celebrity, it doesnt necessarily matter if they're the most beautiful, or most talented at their job, what matters is that for whatever reason the publics heart has taken a liking to them, and are very willing to forgive and forget and support should the said individual go through tough times. Marilyn Monroe is an example, of someone who wasnt the best actress out there, but the people adored her and it didnt matter that other actresses could act better or were more versatile in their body of work, what made her famous was that the public saw in her someone they wanted to help make her dreams come true. Like Britney, they're are prettier girls, girls who sing a lot better, but at the end of the day those girls dont have what counts most above anything, which is the publics adoration. Anyone can have talent, they're singers in bars all over the world who sing amazingly, but unless people generally give a shit about you and like you, you wont reach the same level as those very few whom are lucky enough to be in the publics very good graces. For me fame is destiny, yes some people worked hard like Madonna to get themselves where they are today, but I still think they were destined to be there.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

I think she looks hot.
Yep, i said that.

Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 10:58am.

Oh my!!!

Snip Sniperooooo! LOL!!!!
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LoLo, :-) ! I had a pentagram on my foreskin that my parents wisely decided to have clipped off! A very fortuitous place to have such a mark!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

Anyone know how long it takes for lipo marks to heal?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 10:52am

You know how Damian from the omen was born with 666 on the back of his head? My birth mark say TYPO.

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I don't understand how she gets the best producers. Their are alot more talented people out there but Britney is the one that everyone cares about.

Like someone said she could fart and it would sell.

Why is everyone is obsessed with her?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 7, 2008 - 10:48am.

AGREED! I think they are playing with fire. I have always been of the impression Britney will cave in like her grandmother and one night will be found dead of suicide. They know how fragile she is, and they're more than willing to throw her in the exact situation which drove her into madness. To add to that she has a history of mental breakdowns even before she was famous, and yet still no one can step in and give her at least 3-6 months to make sure the meds and everything will be enough, and that she is mentally ok. Evidently they're focusing on making money and you never know if she'll be less valuable in the future so they seem to be ready to take a chance on putting her to work asap.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

So glad we're not being graded on typos here. Glad you somehow figured out my point, NYA! Good to hear about the jug thing! And my excellent filters show me what my kidneys and liver missed out on from our brick hard water out here!

I wonder how many pounds of spackle are used to achieve her look? Because when she's not clean or wearing make up, her face looks like it caught fire and the only thing they had to put it out with was an ice pick!
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_Submitted by Green Is Good on October 7, 2008 - 10:44am.

I believ ther is a single on her new record called This Is All In An Effort to Collect Debt Since This PIg Owes Us From Acting A Fool And Making Us Loose Money The Last Time She Had A Comeback And We Fully Believe Do To The Lack Of Thought By The American Public That Some Idiot Will Buy This Shit......

Its a catchy title!

thats why they force this crap mah lady!
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I still think she is doing too much, too fast. She will have another "breakdown" if she isn't careful.
No one seems to give a shit, as long as the cash cow is working again.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 7, 2008 - 10:41am.

I think Britney did go away, no one reported on her for the past month and a half or so. And then bam she came back slimmed down. "Going away" is tricky, you want to give the public a little breathing room from being bombarded by you, but not to much that they forget what they liked you. Angelina J did the same thing, she wasnt really seen for the last 2 months and now she came back looking better than I think she has ever looked.

p.s. larry rudolph the guy who guided her career into superstardom is the one who is her manager now again. so she is in good hands if shes serious about a comeback.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

That is what I was asking who is her manager? Whoever it is is doing a great job.

I think that it was very telling when the producers said in whatever article it was that they could put anything to a beat and it would sell from her. She could fart into a cell phone and fantards would scream "BRILLIANT!", "INNOVATIVE!"
Well maybe not those words, but something more monosyllabic, like "HAWT!"
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

I'm sick of her record company, (or whoever is responsible) forcing Twatney down the public's throat. She's a manufactured pop tart music product.

She did nothing to promote her last album, she bombed at the 2007 VMA's. Yet they're manufacturing a new album for her and doing another crap video.

Worse still, they're still trying to pass her off as a cute teen pop starlet. She's 26 year-old, NOT a teenager.

Submitted by Mejinn on October 7, 2008 - 10:40am.
That looks more like Jamie Lynn in the pic. Just sayin'...

I know! that's what I said! it's totally Zoey 101
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 10:36am.

good advice, I use a plastic water jug myself. What I do is when I buy a new one, throw away the water it came with, then wash it out, and fill it up with my own filter water.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

I'm kind-of excited about her "comeback" even though she hasn't gone anywhere.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

That looks more like Jamie Lynn in the pic. Just sayin'...

Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 10:18am

out of curiousity angel, if music is like a science how come so many peopel put out shit records? It would stand to reason I would think that if all muscians can predict what is going to be a hit, then a lot of musicians should be then putting out great music every single day. I dont know about you, but I havent heard a really really great song in fucking forever. When was the last time a song really made you stop and go damn that was well sung, well written, and well produced. I cant. So I guess I am not entirely convinced with the arguement record companies know whats going to be a hit. What I would agree is that they make educated guesses as to what will be a hit, but they never know for sure. Its like why they pay big stars big money. Its because they have proven the public likes them, and in turn it gives companies some assurance that the movie will make money. By the way where is your chola brit avie, that and the dude in drag is my fav avies of urs

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Who ever is managing her is doing an AMAZING job, I mean a year ago she was acting all crazi and shaving her hair off and going out with losers, dropping her kids... and now Brit is back better than ever? Hmmm it sounds to me like SATAN had something to do with this comeback.
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Off topic, I just hope you all are not drinking H2O out of small plastic bottles. I used to build models and when cut cut the plastic, I could taste the plastic in my mouth! I taste the same nasty taste in small plastic bottles. A healer friend of mine said the plastic leeches heavily into the water and that is No Bueno! The gallon jug thing works better, as the plastic leeching dissipates with re-use.

OT-Thx LA. I come here for the snickers too! I will never understand how the unwashed masses are so oblivious to her fuckery! Yungins still think of her as a role model, beaconning for the coming Apocalypse! Trumpets blow as we speak.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

wow...she looks 'nice'

*faints*

she looks beautiful in that main pic.
Ah, the wonders of filters and makeup.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 10:18am.

It's the music. The music is like a science. Any musician knows that if you put a certain pattern before a public, they'll react in a certain way. These companies have experts behind them, deciding exactly how they're going to sway the young hearts and minds next
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You are totally right about that. It reminded me of this article I read a while ago, 'Music machine to predict tomorrow's hits'.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2006/jan/17/news.science

That really creeps me out. Instead of real talented artists naturally creating good music, some executives take a machine and a manufactured 'artist' and that's what kids are listening to.

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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

It amazes me on how PERFECT her facial features are that no matter what you can dress her up and put alil makeup on her and all the sudden she is absoulutly beautiful. It really is insane.

damn she looks good. Who is her manager? Whatever he/she is doing is working because people are buying New Britney hook line and sinker.

Is crazy britney ever coming back??

thats the best homegirl has looked in a long time

Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 10:19am.

"Our Lady of The Perpetual Self Destruction"

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

NYA and Triscuit, that was SO bugging me, tankyoubellymulch!!! I have no idea why I just didn't google it? Derrrr.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

Love Anderson/Bradiful, howdy there! I prefer Our Lady of The Perpetual Self Destruction with prayer meetings held at the Church of the Holy Britard.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 10:05am.

Yup i do the same thing, I buy a plastic one gallon bottle, and chug it down by bits all day till im done, and water is amazing for skin and debloating. But Britneys a tiny girl, like 5"4, soe bitch better go easy on the frapps. And yes it is from jack handy, he has even better quotes but for some reason I took a liking to the one I use. I was going to go with rasputias "How YOU Doing?" or "Clean The Shit up" or "You do it" but someone got to Rasputia before I did so i regressed.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by Miss Priss on October 7, 2008 - 10:01am.

Photoshop

She will never be hot again. People forgot all her crazy antics already?

Hotness comes from the inside.
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Nope. And agreed.

That's what bothers me. Kids don't know that shit. They don't recognize it...so when you push Britney up in their faces they learn to lower their own standards....

It's the music. The music is like a science. Any musician knows that if you put a certain pattern before a public, they'll react in a certain way. These companies have experts behind them, deciding exactly how they're going to sway the young hearts and minds next. And they do! With the music, the pictures, the fancy awards. They fuck with kids' heads...and because these "kids" are old enough that Mom is not holding their hand any more for every decision, it's worse.

And you can say "It's the parent's responsibility" and I'd agree but I'd also say that it's a tough one. Teens are SUPPOSED to be finding their independence. We can manipulate to a certain extent but it's a crazy balance to not push them right to it if it means they'd be expressing something "unique".

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I can't muster the contempt for Shitney and her Weaves of Mass Destruction like I used to.
She is useless, the only talent she has is "UNTALENT" and without comingback, it isn't the same.
And now the Holy Ones of Immaculate Concepcion have desecrated The Temple of Cheesus.

booooooooooooooo.............

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 7, 2008 - 9:55am.

ahhhh thats so sweet and adorable britney hurt your feelings. But I hear you, nothing like someone you look up to letting you down. For me the almost dropping of Sean P wasnt such a big thing. So many mothers came to her defense saying it happens, its not something any mother obviously feels proud of but mothers are human. Britneys biggest letdown for me has to have been the 07 VMAS. I dont care what anyone says about Britney, like you in regards to Christina, but she was a hell of a performer. As far as her personal life, I dont know her, and I dont know her surroundings so I will put that aside and just focus on the only thing that concerns me as far as Britney, which is her entertaining me. And she let me down and it was such a pitiful display of a performance, especially since for me she has been the biggest and best VMA performer ever. Her sets just always made you go fucking wow, and no matter if people liked her or not its been my experience the day after the VMA's everyone always usually had great things to say about her performances. But sometimes fans like me can be selffish. I knew she had a mental breakdown, her life is in ruins, and yet I fully expected her to put on a show for my entertainment, when to top it of its fucking free? But yeah I am selffish and I fully expected her to bust out a sixpack, get on stage sing a verse, stop, yank her wig of throw it in the audience and deliver a killer performance. But instead you know what happened....
I dont know but I always pictured your room filled with Christina wallpapers, and underneath one of those would be an opps i did it again promo shot hidden away somewhere. The Macys thing was such a mixed bag of characters, which is a good thing. Sucks you had to buy a perfume, what if your broke? But I guess a real fan will have saved up months before to buy it and get to meet her, fairs fair or else just anyone can walk in and get close when they might not even be that big of a fan.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Oh Crap! I actually have this on my fridge and just remembered it!
"It true that every time you hear a bell,
an angel gets his wings. But what they
don't tell you is, every time you hear a
mousetrap snap, an angel gets
set on fire.-JH
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

Triscuit, wasn't that the shit! I'm still trying to remember the one about the most dangerous creature being a great while riding on top of an elephant! (Or whatever he said!)
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

NYA, I just drink massive amounts of filtered agua every day! I practically force drink it down. It DOES help!
OT: I think I already have seen a little frap bloat catching up with her. I think it's like her hygiene. As long as someone else is at the helm, she looks like she actually bathed! Hell, her whole life is a fricking rollie coastie ride from Hell and she keeps unwittingly buying more tix for the ride.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 10:00am.
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Haaaa.You fucking ROCK!
I asked NYAPPLES that,too!
Funny shit,that there Jack Handy♥

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She will never be hot again. People forgot all her crazy antics already?

Hotness comes from the inside. Bitch might look better now than she did 6 months ago, but her inner redneck will always block the hotness and prevent it from shining thru her cheeto precense.

WTF am i talking about?

All I can think about when I see her is her Bloody Vagina Monologues and umbrellas...and cheetos

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We're fucked

NYApples, Off Topic- is your sig from the infamous Deep Thoughts from the old SNL-when it was sometimes actually funny?
And now Deep Thoughts, with Jack Handy...
Or am I mixing it up w/ something else? Brain racking.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken

@DAE RE: NYAPPLES:

Do chu wan me to cuttabeech?

(j/k;p)

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