Brit Brit's Back (Again)
Here's a few shots from Brit Brit's big comeback video for "Woomanizah!" You know, almost everything I read about our beloved Cheetoed one, call this her "comeback." They also said this about her last album. How many comebacks does a bitch need?! Don't you have to actually go away for a while before they call it a "comeback"? Homegirl hasn't gone anywhere! Well, she went to the loony bin that one time, but we don't talk about that anymore....
The video for "Woomanizah" is supposed to be Toxic, Part 2. Toxic-er? There's Brit as a sassy, sexy torn doily wearer (above). Brit as a slutty version of Annie Potts in "Ghostbusters." And Brit as a slutty Xtina as a skanky cocktail waitress. It all works for me! Sadly, there's no Chester in these stills. No wonder he ran off to be with Shiloh!
The video premieres this Friday during 20/20. Weird. I guess Diane Sawyer is a die-hard Brit fan.
Source: Britney.com
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the 1000 comeback. her abum will flop like the last one . the whole world knows she has o talent. Her crazy fans are the one who are buying the album over 10x and voting for her. you can put lipstaick on a pig but it's still a pig.
Hahaha there you go you losers, Britney is the best best beeest!
Her song is nr.1 already on itunes :S
"Don't call it a comeback".... damn I got that song in my head.
The only comeback she's going get is a cumback. I just grossed myself out.
Make sure your sock slots don't drop and your butt flaps don't flop.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 9:25am.
the bangs help, someone must have changed her sofa batteries.
morning, turds and tards.
happy tard tuesday.
I feel tard, I've been up since four am with the happy monthly times cramp moves.
I need to pay my snatch tax.
Word, sista! I am suffering in the same tax bracket.
How did they make Brit's linebacker neck look less linebackery? Must be because her wig is covering it up.
Wow. Since when is MK putting up pretty pictures of britard?
She looks GOOD in the main shot. She even *gasp* looks her age!
What the hell is going on?
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Ugh, isnt it obvious that once this album TANKS she'll go back to crazy-frapp Brit and then back to "comeback" Britney again?
The old pop world Britney thrived in is dead, dominated by Disney and 13 year old girls. Those girls were probably 5 or 6 when Britney was big and most have no interest in her old crazy ass. There are only a few select crazies that still love Britney and will buy whatever bullshit she hocks out crazy or not.
Is that Britney or Katherine Heeeeeeigel?
She looks much better with bangs. They hide her FAS eyes.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
SB, I'm still going to work on you adopting me if McCain gets elected! Can you get the debates tonight?
Do you care?
OT; still waiting for the downslope on the Britcoaster to kick in!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I like some of her songs from the blackout album the beats are great to work out to and it's just "fun" music.
I'm very happy for her- she seems to be doing better and is looking 1000000x better as well.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 11:16am.
NYA, thanks! I feel Google impaired or something? Musta been all that plastic model glue I sniffed as a developing child! Ahhhh, Testers Glue!!!! Das da shit!
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Hat Makers glue! The town where I grew up has been making hats since the 17th century. Later, local ladies be making hats in their own homes after the War...gluing on flowers etc, lots of fumes man, all us kids were high.
She looks pretty in the main pic. It's amazing what a bath and makeup will do for a girl.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
I think I farted myself awake...
Then I felt compelled to rise and check dlisted for trolls. Dumb bitches tryin' to drag the species back to the primordial swamp.
So far however, all I can find is da pretty horz. I should fart in the night more often.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on October 7, 2008 - 11:53am.
that pigletwiglet article is beyond disturbing, poor man, ugh, and to add he is a jehovah's witness so he is hesitant about fixing it bc JW's cant get blood transfusions. I'm sure God will understand and let him have a freebe, he seriously needs to go ahead and get his face back cause that is no way to live.
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For reals. I mean - God lets people get away with murder! I'm sure a blood transfusion would hardly catch his attention.
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Maybe the subtitle for Circus should be P.T. Barnum's "A sucker's born every minute!"
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
She looks like Jamie Lynn in that first pic.
I hope this video fails to epic proportions. Maybe then she'll go away.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 12:10pm.
hehe har har hoo ho
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Haha!
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What cha up to Sand Bizzzznitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
SB, mah pusrunal speling cooch! Ho w gozit! Smitty came over last night armed with lots of beer!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
hehe har har hoo ho
_Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Hey I already said i was Typo queen dont rub it in ho! ;p
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LCT, umm..something like that! I remember it being alcohol based, whatever it was!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Just popped in to check for spelling errors. Guess who failed.
ANGEL!!!!! LOVES IT!!!! Just noticed!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
In that last thumb....her thighs are fucking HUGE!
THis video will suck, just like everything else and to call it Toxic part two is just further proof this bitch hasn't been lucid for the last 5 years.
Some people don't ever get medical help, until it's just too late! Picked up a guy in our ambo years ago who had a staph infection that made his balls almost the size of a volleyball and his peen looked like a large rotten cucumber. I heard he died from the infection. His skin looked like it was covered in vasoline! I wondered if he rationalized to himself at first, "Hey, at least something's getting bigger! All's not lost!"
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
that pigletwiglet article is beyond disturbing, poor man, ugh, and to add he is a jehovah's witness so he is hesitant about fixing it bc JW's cant get blood transfusions. I'm sure God will understand and let him have a freebe, he seriously needs to go ahead and get his face back cause that is no way to live.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Oh angel, I just saw the special on that dude too! Sucks to be him, big time!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
angel: I know, I'd be sitting there on the subway feeling sorry for myself and then I'd be like get over it, bitch, look at this dude and he still goes outside and rides the train etc. ****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Harsh and BRUTAL, NYA!!! I sorta deserved it tho, seeing as you did so much detective work for me!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by snowpiece on October 7, 2008 - 11:47am.
this was back when I used to drink and I was always like, "Is this a hallucination or am I really seeing this????"
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I bet! Wow, it can't be easy living like that. Whenever I think I'm all that, I always think of people like him getting through a life. Then I remember how wimpy I really am.
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1st picture: Happy Halloween to you too, Britney.
2nd picture: Mad Men and one Madwoman.
3rd picture: Trashy looking gothic biker girls work part time shifts as servers in upscale bars...you didn't know that?
Angel, I looked up 'faceless people' on Google images and cropped it! You're welcome to it! Tear it up! Still think fangs would be a subtle, but nice touch for you!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
dr D i made an impromptu shitty little face on urs
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
angel: OMG no lie I used to see a guy like that on the L train simetimes, it was unbelievable, his whole body was like that and he used to wear a lot of clothes/hats to hide it but you could still see that bumpy stuff everywhere. this was back when I used to drink and I was always like, "Is this a hallucination or am I really seeing this????"
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 11:45am.
LCT, mornings are cool here! All the fun peeps are awake. Well, I'm still a wee bit gorked out from last night.
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Uh oh, did you drink too much Scope?
We just had an evacuation alarm. My brain is jiggling.
LCT, mornings are cool here! All the fun peeps are awake. Well, I'm still a wee bit gorked out from last night.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
O. MY. GOD!!!
So, I thought you had a pretty good idea there, Dr. D and I was gonna go look for that face and surprise you....
LOOK WHAT I FUCKING FOUND! Holy Shit! Poor guy:
http://pigletwiglet.blogspot.com/2008/03/man-with-no-face.html
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I don't want to think that there are MILLIONS of trailer park losers out there who care about... & are emotionally invested in what happens to this no talent/upward failure of a skank.Yet MK and the rest of the gossip matrix just won't let it go.Bizarre.
'Morning peepholes!
oops, dreaded double click.
Angel, you should try it anyway! If it sucks, no one is the wiser.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I don't have a good P-shop program and I and bassackward at that sorta thing, but if ever someone wants to do a Mr. Tater head on it, I won't be offended. It Does sorta look Bale-ish. Funny, but my last gas mask and hood avie was from Equilibrium-one of my all time favs and an overlooked Bale movie. Rent it if you haven't seen it-on cable too!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
@NYA & Dr. Destructo:
Nope. But other peeps were saying she was scary looking last time too...
This one is darker tho...
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LOL
dr destructo you have the perfect avie to draw stuff on. Your avie kinda looks like christian bale sans face.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Get outta me head, NYA!!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Angel_i, I wish the avies were larger. I think a pair of fangs would look so good on your avie!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken