Birthday Sluts

Happy Birthday to one of the most underrated female R&B artists....Mya. :)

Happy birthday Junebug!

You TOTALLY know what Mario's gonna do with them Corona bottles after he's chugged 'em.....mmmm, butter makes it better....

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

oh, Mario....pant...drool...pant...drool...pant...drool...pant

tanya tucker...i remember reading about tanya in the "weekly reader" when i was in the 3rd or 4th grade when she was starting out...and now she's 50...wow...

happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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i will pineapple slap your ascot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs

for years I thought Tanya Tucker & David Lee Roth might be the same person..

Happy Birthday Diamond Dave, nobody rocked harder than original VH in our HS years!

I loved Tanya Tucker as a child, 12 yr gap toothed country gal wearing a floor length maxi skirt on "Hee Haw" talkin bout "Delta Dawn" HAWT.

Mario's cute, I never look @ TV or that infotainment show he is on, what makes him so douchey to everyone? bangin the stripper before his wedding nite.
Bitch looks good and he knows it, I just wish he'd show us what he's working with.
I guess the 2 Coronas pose brings the Douchebaggery ..

I thought he was great playing Greg Louganis , too bad Hwood cant find him nothing to do

Ben Vereen is an American icon of dance, happy birthday !

and of course Bai Ling is the cherry on top of this Birthday cake fuckery! Hi -OOOO!

Happy Birthday Sluts!

"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton

I went to junior high and high school with Ms. Mario. A douche was is a douche is, mama says. His sister was hot, though.

I should dig up my old yearbooks...

Bai ling is a damn mess of bat shit!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

D.R i feel you, it seems like he had another birthday like only a few months ago

I knew Bai Ling was that old.
She is just desperate to be relevant, with that busted face of hers......*shudders*

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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with you

who the fuck knew bai ling was that fucking old

i always thought she was just young dumb and rich who knew that lady was just about memaw age

In other news, Putin got a tiger cub for his birthday. A tiger cub!

Ac slater ROCKS!

What a douche!

I hate this dude because he is able to drink and party and have a six-pack like that. He hit the gene lotto but the only think the poor dude is short. I think he is only 5'6. I still am very freaking jealous! Ya it's Friday!

Put A lime in a cor-ona
and stuff it up your butt

Put a Lime in a cor-ona
and stuff it up yer butt

I say Doctaaaaaaa
I say Doctaaaaaaaa

Put a lime in de coconut
and throw at mari-o

Put a lime in de coconut
and throw it at mari-o
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

HATE THIS DOUCHAY!!!!!

<3-------------------------------<3

RIMADYL KILLS

Me love Snow like frozen sky jewels from heaven man!!!!!

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Me Love You Long Time Lolo!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

BAI LING BIRTHDAY WORLD LOVE TIME!!!!!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Mario! Have the worst brithday in the history of man kind! I hope you stub your toe, hit a parked car on your bike, get bitten by a dog, have a stale birthday cake, and your penis falls off.

Oh and I hate your dimples and there is a story going around that you are a virgin who cant drive!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by mike on October 10, 2008 - 8:47am.
Mario's a total douche, but he seems so inoffensively dumb that I just can't hate him like I do Spencer Pratt or the Madden Doucheocracy

LOL ITA mikey

LMAO at DR, it seems that way!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

WHaaa?Nobody likes Mario Lopez?

WoW!
I'm shocked.
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♥Yes it is an obsession♥

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJACVmankY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQGlvL-UE9M&feature=iv&annotation_id=even...

Mario looks like a Ken doll come to life. A Ken doll probably has more brain cells though.

Just Like A White Winged Dove

Looks like it is unanimous.

Mario Lopez = Douche

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Orgasms make the world go around. -MK

Mario is so into himself he screams out his own name during sex.

Happy BD Amy Ryan, Ben Vereen, and Peter Coyote!

Damn, Bai is pushing 40?!

If only Mario were headless.

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Tanya Tucker is ONLY 50? WTF!

I guess the saying, "rode hard and put away wet", really applies to her!

Wow, what an eclectic group of whores who share a Birthday today! Happy Birthday all, esp DLR and Dale Jr.!

God, that guy's a douchebag. You can tell he's madly in love with himself. He probably gets it on daily with an inflatable version of himself. Shit, I just grossed myself out.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

Best Birthday wishes at Tanya Tucker, and Mario's a dumb shiot if he things two coronas make him look hot!

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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"

I love these lists. They are the most random people.

Mario Lopez is such a douchebag it's not even funny.

My boyfriend's fam is hispanic..well, and so is he. Anyway, they drink Corona like it's the only beer out there. But then, I guess if you drink from infancy, that might be the only one you like.

Favre's actually younger than I thought!! I guess football makes men in there 30's out to be really old! Hockey has a lot of guys still playing well into their 40's though, some of them manage to still be pretty good too!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Mario's a total douche, but he seems so inoffensively dumb that I just can't hate him like I do Spencer Pratt or the Madden Doucheocracy.

Corona's shit beer, though.

HB Martin Kemp! Yah, I'd hit that....

Morning everyone - Happy Thanksgiving Day weekend to all the Canuck sluts!

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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Happy Birthday Tanya Tucker!!!!

Hey Diamond Dave now that your youth has passed away, what will we say about you?

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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.

Aamyko, couldn't have said it better myself..

His name is so generic hispanic, there must be about 3000 Mario Lopez' out there.

that pic is classic douche bag.

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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!

Doesn't Mario Lopez have a birthday every couple months?

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz