Is That A Bag Of Cheetos?!!?
What is going on here?! We're witnessing Chester cheating on Brit Brit! That two-timing piece of cheese caca! The betrayal! And you think you know someone! I know he's probably charmed by Shiloh's golden cotton candy hair and Saint Angelina's glowing halo, but he must remember that his heart of processed cheese forever belongs to Brit Brit! Nobody can love him the way that she does. Seriously. Brit probably loves him in a very private way if I ain't being too subtle. This better be a cheap affair and nothing else!
What am I saying? Those little deities aren't eating Cheetos. That's what the bag says, but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.
And you know what I'm going to talk about next....CROCS! She's a child, so it's fine. CROCS are only acceptable on those who have to wear diapers. Basically, kiddies and oldies.
Here's a few more pictures of Saint Angie Jo looking like Morticia on holiday with a few members of her child army in New Orleans today.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 6, 2008 - 10:40pm.
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Before I go I had to answer:
@Gigi - my mother braided my hair when I was Zahara's age and I looked fine. As a matter of fact, most black girls I knew growing up had their hair done as toddlers - it's not uncommon and it just looks more presentable. Zahara's hair will break off or won't grow if they don't do something with it.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Do NOT engage trolls or attention whores.....
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If you go to a preschool early in the day and then come back later, that's how kids look. Actually they would probably look worse. They're kids!!! Should she hire a stylist for them! You peeps are incredible!
Submitted by K2 on October 6, 2008 - 10:38pm.
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I've often wondered what these mansions and villas that they live in look like on the INSIDE! I bet it's a friggin' pigpen in there. I bet those kids have the run of the house and leave crumbs, spills and shit everywhere. I bet no crew of maids could be paid enough to clean that mess!
Angelina looks great. Her kids look like kids. Zahara's hair is fine. She doesn't have to have runway hair-- Isn't she a toddler!?
SJP brags that he wears only hand-me-downs from cousins and family members. Nothing wrong with that, in and of itself. But, I have never seen that child when he didn't look mismatched and disheveled. She makes enough money to buy him some clothes of his own.
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And Jolie's kids look the same way. Face it, Pax looked clean cut, well groomed and well dressed Jolie first bought him and flew him out of
Vietnam. But now he truly fits the homeless description. Jolie's children are always disheveled looking - has anyone taken a comb to Shiloh's hair in the past week? Pax needs a cut and a wash and Zahara needs some braids or something! It's not about dressing the children to the nines - but their hygiene is a reflection on the parents. I get the feeling there are alot of air fresheners and stick ups in that house! They look as though they all stink.
Holy s*** those puffed Cheetos are da BOMB!!! The Twisted ones are even better, if that's possible. My daughter is a Cheeto hound so I buy them on a regular basis & I admit I indulge.
The entire fam looks like they just rolled out of bed from a 3-day bender & needs something to kill the hangover.
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Here we go again.........
*exits Dlisted*
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 6, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Hello dear lady! Are you feeling better?
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Much, all because of you!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 10:15pm
I was about ready to virtually punch a stupid bitch last night.
Oh really, because after you senselessly attacked chica loca for making a spelling error and tried to go after Kiwi for defending her, like you own this and someone has to answer to you. You ran off to James Haven in the Suri post crying about how you were being bullied. Sweetheart only stupid bitches go after people that had not done a thing to them.
I really do not think what happened yesterday was about a spelling mistake. I think it was personal. You and your friends just wanted to find a way to start drama. Did you think you can fuck with people and get no reponse back. Stop it already and get over it and yourself!!! I know how much you love to start drama.
So I won't even give you the satisfaction of getting into it with you. Especially since James is not here to give you a shoulder to cry on. Good Nite! Damn I spelled that wrong.
Submitted by James Haven on October 6, 2008 - 10:31pm.
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BWAHAHAHA!! Wounded Giselle!! And Frito's DO smell like feet. But I likes 'em.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 10:29pm.
ShiningKnight, what a site for sore eyes you are.
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Hello dear lady! Are you feeling better?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Maybe it's the whole "I'm just like you!" tour that's pissing people off.
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Can I have a nuzzle before you go Jamesy?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Hey LCT, if JH sticks around long enough I am sure he will verify that he was hit with a random act of misdirected hostility last night too! That blew my mind. It just goes to show you who you can be dealing with around here-- they attacked him for no f---ing reason either!
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You mean when it accused him of being two-faced? Believe me, I was going to send it a huge pile of virtual donkey shit.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 10:28pm.
James Haven, I know that you're a make-up aficionado. But can you please impart some fashion sense and tell your sister to ditch the Morticia dress?
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No can do, IG. Angie has been wearing black for ages. Says it makes her look "mysterious". She was in a big funk today because Johnny Lee Miller was on Ellen! She still has a soft spot for him and ever since he got married and is on that new show, she has been walking around the house like a wounded Giselle (Bunchen, that is!) When Leo left Giselle, all she did was walk around crying and eating Frito's! She basically she was soggy and smelled like feet! (Frito's smell like feet, if you ask James Haven!).
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Poor Pax -can you believe the outfit on that child? It looks like something Maddox sewed together. LMAO. I think his hair looks even worse. He's 5 years old, why must he have shoulder length hair? It looks ratty, tangled and dirty.
In the meantime Brad is tooling around in suit pants and dress shoes while taking his leisurely bike ride by himself, Jolie has 3 kids in tow and 3 other kids are left with the nannies. Why even have children? WHY?! And why does she insist on wearing that black dress - can you imagine her tripping over that shit and falling with Shiloh in her arms? dumb bitch. I find it funny how she has even MORE cheetos in the bag. I guess she's bringing those home for the rest of the kids! Breast milk and cheetos - yum! I bet Viv and Knox can't wait for dinner.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 10:20pm.
I know how you feel. Been there myself-- the addiction has sadly claimed us all...but at least we're not in an alley blowing hobos for a baggie of crack, right??!! If I like to smoke crack every night, does that make me a crackhead?? Sorry, sometimes random Jim Gaffigan stand up bits just force their way out of my head...it's a sickness...
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I have no idea what you're talking about, but the mental image is funny.
I can't get that SNL skit song out of my head. "I found a dead cat on the side of the road and I took it home and put honey on it and then I ate it, is that bad to duh-do do do do do do do?"
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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Sweet Jeebus, I just had a thought. It's probably Sharon Stone on her Crackberry.
Barf
Submitted by James Haven on October 6, 2008 - 10:25pm.
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James, my love...It was wonderful to see you.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Hi LCT! The only thing I can say is that at least when she's out with the "boughten" kids she's not home making more blobs, right??
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You have a point. I'm surprised she brought the old blob. Although, that bag is full of junkfood so she was probably better off left at home.
Submitted by Hekki on October 6, 2008 - 10:22pm.
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It's damned if she does and damned if she doesn't. I'm no raging fan, but you just can't please people when it comes to celeb critiques. The kids look like they're dressed like regular kids to me, too. The only WTF? I can truly say is when it comes to James Wilkie (or Wilke...I've seen it spelled both ways) Broderick. SJP brags that he wears only hand-me-downs from cousins and family members. Nothing wrong with that, in and of itself. But, I have never seen that child when he didn't look mismatched and disheveled. She makes enough money to buy him some clothes of his own.
Submitted by James Haven on October 6, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Can't stay, there is a big Mary Kay seminar and James Haven needs his rest.
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Hey LCT, if JH sticks around long enough I am sure he will verify that he was hit with a random act of misdirected hostility last night too! That blew my mind. It just goes to show you who you can be dealing with around here-- they attacked him for no f---ing reason either!
ShiningKnight, what a site for sore eyes you are.
Submitted by Hekki on October 6, 2008 - 10:22pm.
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Agreed. The kids look like regular kids attire-wise. The unkempt feeling people get is probably from their hair - Pax's always looks greasy and Z's is just...yeah, no comment.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
James Haven, I know that you're a make-up aficionado. But can you please impart some fashion sense and tell your sister to ditch the Morticia dress?
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Watch out...
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Submitted by Euphoria on October 6, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by sharoninshape on October 6, 2008 - 9:55pm.
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I can't agree or disagree with you because I can't understand a fucking thing you said
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But at least she's in shape!
Sorry, I'm exhausted and I have decided to perpetrate random acts of kind posting. Or silly, stupid posting, take your pick.
Aww....they're really cute but they always have a look of complete daze on their faces. Must be the paps following them around like stalkers.
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"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
James Haven is just popping in to say hello to his favorite bitches! Yes we are back in NOLA. James Haven thought that we were off to Germany but Brad decided he had business to tend to, so here we are. If you are wondering who was watching the twins while Angie and Brad were running amuck, it was Yours Truly. James Haven.
It's not so bad watching those two since they don't do much else then sleep. James Haven can even catch some Z's while they nap. So it all works out.
Can't stay, there is a big Mary Kay seminar and James Haven needs his rest.
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Was kid clothing at the Goodwill on sale?! Fuck.
Submitted by sharoninshape on October 6, 2008 - 9:55pm.
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I can't agree or disagree with you because I can't understand a fucking thing you said.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Their hand-holding is so fucking precious I could puke.
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Yeah, looks like the Ritalin has finally kicked in.
These pics are the proof that this family is teh evil. Crocs and Cheetos are endemic to hell.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Why is everyone picking on her for what the kids are wearing? (yeah, I wanna start some shit right before I pack it off to bed!)
Either celebs are dressing their kids all fancy (like Suri), or as little prostitots (like Denise Richards' kids) or ragamuffins (like the Children's Army of Brangelina). Frankly, I think Brangie's kids are dressed fine for little kids taking a walk outside. Does anyone here have little kids? They spill stuff and grow out of stuff and get crayon and marker on stuff. It's not like she's taking them to a nice restaurant or Sunday school. They're out on a walk - why do they need to get all fancy?
Am I cracking up (don't answer that), or did I read something the other day about them wanting to adopt again? Must investigate.
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Jolie herself has said that Zahara suffers from rickets. That's why there are comments about the kid not being able to walk. At one time, her legs were severely bowed, but it looks like she's getting better. Too bad they can't do something about her attitude.
Pax and Shiloh are little sweeties. Can't stand Jolie, but her kids are cute.
haha some of you losers are off the hook. Suri Cruise dresses lik the Princess she is then the crazies complain about how come she's not dressed like normal kids , all free an everything. now you see the JP kids looking, well like kids who just came from playing on the playground and the crazies say they look untidy. Please. Angelina is dressed like normal so this picture is just a big yawn. The premiere pics were out of this world gogeousity
MK is DESPERATE for hits.
Jolie herself has said that Zahara suffers from rickets. That's why there are comments about the kid not being able to walk. At one time, her legs were severely bowed, but it looks like she's getting better. Too bad they can't do something about her attitude.
Pax and Shiloh are little sweeties. Can't stand Jolie, but her kids are cute.
Jolie herself has said that Zahara suffers from rickets. That's why there are comments about the kid not being able to walk. At one time, her legs were severely bowed, but it looks like she's getting better. Too bad they can't do something about her attitude.
Pax and Shiloh are little sweeties. Can't stand Jolie, but her kids are cute.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 10:14pm.
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I was about ready to virtually punch a stupid bitch last night. Sadly, I just can't quit you.
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I know how you feel. Been there myself-- the addiction has sadly claimed us all...but at least we're not in an alley blowing hobos for a baggie of crack, right??!! If I like to smoke crack every night, does that make me a crackhead?? Sorry, sometimes random Jim Gaffigan stand up bits just force their way out of my head...it's a sickness...
So, dear ladies, how are you all?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Their hand-holding is so fucking precious I could puke.
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Hi LCT! The only thing I can say is that at least when she's out with the "boughten" kids she's not home making more blobs, right??
Submitted by Hekki on October 6, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Honestly, the only thing I can find to criticize here is her stupid dress.
I think the kids look like kids. They're wearing regular kid clothes that look comfy and they can play in them. They're not all dressed to the nines in precious fancy shit like Suri. They look pretty happy.
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There's a middle ground between dressing your child like a doll a la Suri Cruise and dressing your kids like hobos a la these kids.
Jolie looks silly. This is not the kind of the dress you wear when you are going out with young kids. Hell, I don't have kids and I wouldn't wear that dress. However, I guess St. Angie's feet don't touch the ground so she does not have to worry about tripping like us mere mortals.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Hey LCT, glad to see you. I'm not really allowed to talk about it (mom yelled at us)... but I saw your posts the other night and Tits and I were having fun misquoting each other, and pointing out spelling mistakes that weren't there (ala your brain surgeon attackers). Glad to see the ridiculousness didn't keep you away!!
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I was about ready to virtually punch a stupid bitch last night. Sadly, I just can't quit you.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 6, 2008 - 9:55pm.
And LOLed when my bf said "maybe she shouldn't take on more kids, she's forgetting what they look like" when AJ yells "THAT'S NOT MY SON" lol!
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Hilarious!
Just over one and a half hours before the first hair post.
This could be a very fruitful dlisted drinking game.
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Well gawdamn, the other day it was dumbass comments about Angie always taking her adopted kids out in public rather than taking out oh, lessee, her infant twins and terrible two year old toddling Shiloh.
She's got Shiloh with her in these pics so what's the problem now you dumbitches?