Is That A Bag Of Cheetos?!!?
What is going on here?! We're witnessing Chester cheating on Brit Brit! That two-timing piece of cheese caca! The betrayal! And you think you know someone! I know he's probably charmed by Shiloh's golden cotton candy hair and Saint Angelina's glowing halo, but he must remember that his heart of processed cheese forever belongs to Brit Brit! Nobody can love him the way that she does. Seriously. Brit probably loves him in a very private way if I ain't being too subtle. This better be a cheap affair and nothing else!
What am I saying? Those little deities aren't eating Cheetos. That's what the bag says, but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.
And you know what I'm going to talk about next....CROCS! She's a child, so it's fine. CROCS are only acceptable on those who have to wear diapers. Basically, kiddies and oldies.
Here's a few more pictures of Saint Angie Jo looking like Morticia on holiday with a few members of her child army in New Orleans today.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:01pm.
La la laaaa....
Tra la la la.....
So hard. It makes an arsehole pucker...
TITS, I will marry you on one condition. Promise me that we can have the reception at Timmy's, and ride our bicycles into the sunset. Well, me on my penny farthing, you on your Schwinn. Or whatever it is you crazy kids are riding these days. :)
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You might get what you're after.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 11:00pm.
And that shotgun on the rack in the back window was purchased in the Marital Aids department at Spencer Gifts.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Off topic: I just watched 'Redneck Weddings' on TV.
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aw fuck no, tell me you made that up.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
TITS that is a HOT avie. Hot.
Angie is the Holy One so I want some damn veggies
James Haven,
I love you and footy pajamas too!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 11:01pm.
BellaDiva: I don't know you atall, but I think you fight the good fight, so I'll share this: James Haven ROCKS!!!!! I would never, ever, go against the Haven.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
TITS: WHAT?!?! No BBQ Fritos in Canada? So much for dfecting there, then.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
IG
Marry me? :0)
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The above is funny!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Ooooo Canadaaaaaa
Our home and native maple syrup
True patriot donuts
In all our sons Kokanee beeeeeer
That's beautiful. These pics give me hope for Change.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on October 6, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Do NOT engage trolls or attention whores.....
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WHINE - But it's SO hard sometimes!!
Okay, I'll go suck on a frito instead.
suck suck.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by James Haven on October 6, 2008 - 10:56pm
I like you, so I'm going to spare you the insult. Good nite James
La la laaaa....
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 10:59pm.
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Damn you, Canada! (I am Canadian, by the b'ye)
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Submitted by Justina on October 6, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Please do Pax a favor and WASH HIM! Poor thing.
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I'm surprised he doesn't have a trail of flies following him. Kinda reminds of the Peanuts character, Pigpen.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 6, 2008 - 10:50pm.
JAMES HAVEN! Hello, my darling! I hope you've been well & your Mary Kay sales hvae been high!
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SmOOches dq! Long time no see! James Haven has fallen behind in his makeovers, sad to say. But helping Angie with all those crazy kids is time consuming!
Just the other night, Brad came home late from carousing with George Clooney! Angie locked him out and he created a scene! Before you knew it, the Fuzz was at the door telling Angie she HAD to let Brad in! Can you imagine?
James Haven was fit to be tied (can someone explain what that really means? Do you get fitted only to be tied? makes no sense. Anyhoo, it sounds good so let's go with it. James Haven told Brad that he would no longer tolerate him behaving like a 20 year old party queen! He had better walk a straight line or James Haven would tell everyone that Brad wears feety pajamas!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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JAMES HAVEN! I thank all the gawds in heaven every night & every day for you!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 10:57pm.
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That's ALL I can imagine!! Instead of tying tin cans on the back of the pick-up, they use beer kegs.
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You might get what you're after.
Someone actually already summed it up quite nicely.
"Fuck you!"
"No, Fuck you"
Fuckey times thread! *flashes James Haven*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Whatever keep telling yourself that you didn't start it. I will not even drag this thing anymore.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Submitted by James Haven on October 6, 2008 - 10:31pm.
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BWAHAHAHA!! Wounded Giselle!! And Frito's DO smell like feet. But I likes 'em.
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I like sucking the salt off then waiting until they're the consistency of wet cardboard before chewing.
mmmmm. snacky time.
For some stupid reason they only sell plain fritos here - no bbq, or chili cheese!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
I must have invented a time warp while at work today. I'm in high school again!
James H., I agree. Verbal fisticuffs are never the answer. Although a good punch in the box sometimes works wonders. I KID!!! xo
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I'm completely convinced Mr. President, that Tony Parker must be deaf. Can you imagine listening to that rat go ON and ON and ON...? Then again, he's such a little drama queen flopper on the court, he might be an attention whore too.
If you want to know Euphoria, look in the weekend's Brangie thread...lots of pay attention TO ME! ME! ME! posters there...
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Ok I guess I can spend a little time on you, but if you are going to sit there and lie like that especially when everything you did is right there to read then you are the piece of work. Do not say they started it when you were the one talking shit about people because they did not capitalize.
That is just dumb and you know it is, thats why you are trying to deflect it. Why can't you admit that you were wrong and just get over it. You are not fooling anyone. Seriously I don't want to start anything but things like this is just wrong. You can not just go after people because you feel like it.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 10:54pm.
I can't imagine having Dog The Bounty Hunter perform the ceremony.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Please bitches!
Do not respond to rabblerousers! They are just here to ruin our fun! James Haven has suspicions that these cruel posters may actually be Brad! Brad has been asking James Haven all kinds of questions about Dlisted and why James Haven's always talking about his new friends but won't introduce them to him and "What are you always laughing about James Haven?!"
Ha! James Haven will never give you guys up! So do not engage in fighting with these posters! James Haven feels Sir Tommy might be behind this too! So there is some infiltration going on here! Mums the word!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Goodnight, Miss Pearl.
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Submitted by JoMama on October 6, 2008 - 10:37pm.
The entire fam looks like they just rolled out of bed from a 3-day bender & needs something to kill the hangover.
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I couldn't agree more. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Off topic: I just watched 'Redneck Weddings' on TV. Can I just say, HOLY SNAPPING ARSEHOLES? I can't imagine having to ask my future baby daddy to put his teeth in for the weddin'.
But that's just me.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 6, 2008 - 10:44pm.
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You know what they say about Vegas, right? Something about don't count your chickens before they're hatched? Hahahaha...
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lmao! just happy Vegas lived up to their tourist motto with OJ <-- "What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas." As in his sociopathic ass, that is. Good night, babes and good night Mr. Haven ;*
The better question is... Is that Z walking?! It must be Brad and Angie's day off.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 6, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on October 6, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Do NOT engage trolls or attention whores.....
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Which ones are the trolls and which ones are the attention whores?
I forget. ☺
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Trust. It will become obvious then I'm gonna start reporting.
@ James H:
MUAHMUAHMUAH! You're looking mega hot these days! Loved your pic from the premiere line/...swooning <3
JAMES HAVEN! Hello, my darling! I hope you've been well & your Mary Kay sales hvae been high!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by dead-actress on October 6, 2008 - 10:30pm.
James, my love...It was wonderful to see you.
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Great to see you too d.a.! MuAh!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 6, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Angelina looks great. Her kids look like kids. Zahara's hair is fine. She doesn't have to have runway hair-- Isn't she a toddler!?
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Sorry. I find it sad that mommy doesn't have a hair out of place, her full face on, and yet her children look like they haven't had a bath in a week. Not all kids look like that. Mine certainly doesn't and that's b/c I make the extra effort to comb her hair, wash her face, and make sure she's wearing clothing that doesn't look like it just came out of a hamper. Mismatched clothing/shoes/socks is one thing (all kids love to dress themselves) but it's a parents job to make sure they atleast look clean. Hers don't. All that money and the kids look like they live underground!
Their Garanimals collection seems to be a combination of wombat and woodchuck.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Bella, you are a piece of work.
If you didn't want to get into it with me, you wouldn't have said everything you just did. You keep telling yourself your little ball-teasing buddies are the innocent ones. Have fun with that.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on October 6, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Do NOT engage trolls or attention whores.....
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Which ones are the trolls and which ones are the attention whores?
I forget. ☺
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on October 6, 2008 - 10:42pm.
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Too bad Tony Parker didn't take your advice. He not only got engaged to Eva Longwhoria, he married her, too.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 6, 2008 - 10:44pm.
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You know what they say about Vegas, right? Something about don't count your chickens before they're hatched? Hahahaha...
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Watch out...
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Shotgun wedding? Sweet! I'll bring the twinkies!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 6, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Welcome Pearl. May James Haven be so bold as to call you Pearl?
Good analysis on Brad and Angie. Though James Haven is fond of Brad's work in "Legend's of the Fall", he has been in plenty of snoozers. As for Angie, well, James Haven is partial to Angie's movies. If you look closely you will see James Haven in GIA. James Haven was actually supposed to play GIA because of his finely chiseled features, but once Angie's boobs came out, James Haven lost the role. True story.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008
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MUAH! let's get cracking to Vegas, baby ;D
but wait! gotta ask the bf if he's cool with it first XD
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on October 6, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Hello dear lady! Are you feeling better?
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Much, all because of you!
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Just glad that I could help *smiles*
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on October 6, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Do NOT engage trolls or attention whores.....
OK, I'm fairly new here and keep coming back because no celeb is cut any slack or forced to by the mods or site owner, as in MANY other sites -- esp that mess, JustJared. So why don't a few outraged peeps hurling "losers" and "dumbbitches" take yourself to the 20 thousand or so sites that cater to celeb worshipers? Yes, some comments are disgusting -- the ones that spew hate on the kids, etc. But if you don't want your favorite celeb criticized or acknowledge that they are fame whores, then why bother coming 'round at all?
And for what it's worth, heres my take on Brangelina:
1. Both are very very pretty people. But aging fast.
2. Both have had very good nips and tucks.
3. Both are OK actors, but not above average.
4. I find AJ the hotter and more intense of the two and I'm straight so I can only imagine how hot les britalonies find her.
5. I haven't paid to see a film Brad's been in since Interview with a Vampire (Tom Crazy,too, come to think of it), and AJ not since the first Tomb Raider. Gia was the best she's ever been, with Girl Interrupted a close second.
6. They need to honor their vaunted need for privacy by taking tips from Johnny Depp and his family.
That's all.