Is That A Bag Of Cheetos?!!?
What is going on here?! We're witnessing Chester cheating on Brit Brit! That two-timing piece of cheese caca! The betrayal! And you think you know someone! I know he's probably charmed by Shiloh's golden cotton candy hair and Saint Angelina's glowing halo, but he must remember that his heart of processed cheese forever belongs to Brit Brit! Nobody can love him the way that she does. Seriously. Brit probably loves him in a very private way if I ain't being too subtle. This better be a cheap affair and nothing else!
What am I saying? Those little deities aren't eating Cheetos. That's what the bag says, but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.
And you know what I'm going to talk about next....CROCS! She's a child, so it's fine. CROCS are only acceptable on those who have to wear diapers. Basically, kiddies and oldies.
Here's a few more pictures of Saint Angie Jo looking like Morticia on holiday with a few members of her child army in New Orleans today.
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Wow, is this an oldhead reunion or something? Yowza!
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:25pm.
MMMmmm delish!!! Nada damn thing, doll, and with you? Feeling better? All over your cold?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT, you said TOQUES! You dirty bitch.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Chillin', Kizzy, and trying to stay out of trouble (which suddenly has become very hard to do here...)
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Whoa hay! Hi y'all! The day crew is on night shift duty tonight! What up wif dat?
Tonic, Kissy and Boomsy! *pours (another) martini*
Let's get pissed, it's a real party now!
James Haven, how the hell have you been? What's the real story with Angie? IS she losing it or what?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Hi everyone...long time no see.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on October 6, 2008 - 11:22pm.
**fist bump** I've missed your avie...really.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
*plants salty peanut kiss on Kizzy* 'sup slut!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by boomsy on October 6, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Boomsy, doll!! How've you been?
I have minions? doez dey haz cheezburgerz? HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
DDD - It's cause you and your Cheeto hands were all over it! Don't pretend you weren't all over this smegma magic!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 6, 2008 - 11:19pm.
SmOOches 3D!!! Great to see you!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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To my Canadian sisters:
whew, this should be just the 2 days of Christmas, this is too hard for us!
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
8 comic books,
7 packs of smokes,
6 packs of two-four,
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.
Wow,That beers empty
Day 12.
G'day and welcome to day 12.
Yeah.
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tre-e.
Where did you learn to do that?
Uh, Albums.
Drama! It's all about nicely pressed slacks. Too bad I am already in lurves or I would ask for a set up with slacks guy!
LCT: Why is your smeg all orangey?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
wow, Kizzy and DDD? Long time no see....
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Hey Kizzy; your minions have been waiting for you...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
DDD, come here and give mama a big smooch on the pucker!
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Kizzy, we were just talking about feet - and here you are.
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Just like a fuckin' genie out of a bottle, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know you lurves the kitteh toesies!!
SSSAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDBBBIIIIIIIITTTCCHHHHH!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 11:16pm.
TITS, I would never fun you! I be from the Rock... we might be backwards, but even we have flavoured Doritos.
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Whale oil be focked.
I'm on the far 'tother side. The other island. (everybody sing)
Flavoured doritos we have those too - are they any good? Always found them too rich - too much seasoning. I fucking LOVED BBQ Fritos!!!!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
NO WAY! DDD! I had lunch w/ my "I hate slacks" boy & thought of you THE WHOLE TIME!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
IDML and Jamesy!
THis is indeed a lovely evening!
ONT: Orange
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Smmmmeeegggmmmmaaaaaaaa
LCT and DramaQueen!!!!
OMG, it's old home week!
ONT: Crunchy.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
You're not LCT. We lurvs you, and your hot avvies.
Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Kizzy, we were just talking about feet - and here you are.
Fritos!... tap tap tap
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:12pm.
So does someone want to clue me in as to why I'm all of a sudden blacklisted on the DList?
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Says who?
Kirstie Alley has been blacklisted from Sir Tommy's Christmas party for eating all the shrimp. But you? Never!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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ISLAND GIRL!!!!!!!!
***smooch***
*wipes Cheeto dust from hands*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
KIZZZZZZZAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAH!
TITS, I would never fun you! I be from the Rock... we might be backwards, but even we have flavoured Doritos.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:14pm.
What you mean LCT?
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I show up and it's like world war three and I'm the Germans!
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:14pm.
it's a copy of a copy of socky. socky had a hissy. it was great.
now it's raining AND dark. how badly do i want salty fritos?
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Or BBQ corn chips...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:12pm.
So does someone want to clue me in as to why I'm all of a sudden blacklisted on the DList?
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You're not.
@Sandbitch
@SkyBitch-- WORD and WORD!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:12pm.
So does someone want to clue me in as to why I'm all of a sudden blacklisted on the DList?
What you mean LCT?
James Haven: As the "great" Jessica Simpson would say, "I need you NOW! I need you NOW!" You constantly amaze me with your awesomeness! Awesometude? What is the word?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:06pm.
TITS that is a HOT avie. Hot.
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it's a copy of a copy of socky. socky had a hissy. it was great.
now it's raining AND dark. how badly do i want salty fritos?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 11:12pm.
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Hello? That was my ride to my high school graduation.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Well, as if we needed further proof that AJ's really no better mother than Britney, there are 2 bags full of it right there. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hello, all my lovely dlisted sluuutz n hooorz!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Shiloh's not so cute anymore. She looks like a sucker fish.
Poor Pax looks more like an orphan now than when he actually was one.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 6, 2008 - 11:05pm.
I like him, but he is being a hypocrite. When something is wrong it's wrong. Don't try to make it look a certain way or make others look bad because your friend did it, but hey I guess dlisted is fucked up like that! And on that note I'm gone
TITS & MY2CENTS & SANDBITCH are going to be holding a mass avie adoption soon...
I am currently compiling a list of available adoptees.
Zahara with Lucille Ball coif is available *now*.
So does someone want to clue me in as to why I'm all of a sudden blacklisted on the DList?
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 10:59pm.
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Damn you, Canada! (I am Canadian, by the b'ye)
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You only get the plain ones too? where you at? east coast? I had bbq in ontario. Only ever seen chili cheese in washington state.
Wait, are you funning me?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 11:09pm.
I bet you never saw a '78 AMC Gremlin converted into a stretch limo before though.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:08pm.
La la laaaa....
Tra la la la.....
So hard. It makes an arsehole pucker...
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And eyeballs turn into raisins!
James Haven, you are a true diplomat. ♥♥
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
***Submitted by Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Which ones are the trolls and which ones are the attention whores?
I forget. ☺
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The trolls and attention whores have congregated and reproduced...now there are a bunch of Attentio-trolls running around here too!
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
aww, isn't that sweet?
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Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
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Submitted by BellaDiva on October 6, 2008 - 11:01pm.
I like you, so I'm going to spare you the insult. Good nite James
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James Haven hasn't been around much and does not know you. But from the few posts he has read he seems to sense there has been some kind of trouble.
Dlisted can be like that sometimes. Someone posts something, someone replies and the a fight breaks out. Usually everyone just forgives and forgets.
James Haven doesn't have issues with anyone in Dlisted and does not like that someone said he was two faced. To be two faced would mean James Haven would say one thing and do another. James Haven hasn't done that with anyone, and stands by these words: fighting is ridiculous and will always stop someone from leaving Dlisted over a fight, even you.
You have said your peace. Now let it go...start over and have some fun!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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I'm not a Jo-Pitt fan but I think the kids look like... well kids! Kids wearing every day play clothes. But I know that jump suit Pax has on cost like $500.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 11:07pm.
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I saw that shotgun on the I-10 the other day.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.