Is That A Bag Of Cheetos?!!?
What is going on here?! We're witnessing Chester cheating on Brit Brit! That two-timing piece of cheese caca! The betrayal! And you think you know someone! I know he's probably charmed by Shiloh's golden cotton candy hair and Saint Angelina's glowing halo, but he must remember that his heart of processed cheese forever belongs to Brit Brit! Nobody can love him the way that she does. Seriously. Brit probably loves him in a very private way if I ain't being too subtle. This better be a cheap affair and nothing else!
What am I saying? Those little deities aren't eating Cheetos. That's what the bag says, but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.
And you know what I'm going to talk about next....CROCS! She's a child, so it's fine. CROCS are only acceptable on those who have to wear diapers. Basically, kiddies and oldies.
Here's a few more pictures of Saint Angie Jo looking like Morticia on holiday with a few members of her child army in New Orleans today.
"Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:33pm.
I have French onion!!! "
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I have Vodka! And, er, Tonic! Now all we need are some cocktail weenies. Who was supposed to bring those?!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Mmm...tonight I was gonna have beer and roti (curry). But then the line was too long - and it really is like home cooking...like if your mom had 30 children.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by boomsy on October 6, 2008 - 11:34pm.
Nite boomsy!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Dawnie, I'm still trying to ketchup!! How you doin'? (channeling Joey Tribiani) Annie Proulx kicks arse.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:31pm.
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I KNOW! The cold beer would cut the grease from the toast and the sweet from the syrup.
How could I have overlooked such an obvious combo? I swear I do know that beer goes with everything, but.... what can I say in my defense except "I can see the USA from my backyard". It's made me ...you know... 'wink'
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TITS'08
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Island
My ex bf was from "the rock" which was Little Rock. Dude was hot as hell. Damn I miss the accent.
Submitted by miso-horny on October 6, 2008 - 11:35pm.
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Ok, that's funny too...cuz the Triple D just reminded me that you used to have your cute little (not asian but I thought it was) asian face up there and now you have American Mom and you are, in fact, in the States now, right...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 6, 2008 - 11:34pm.
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Hello, sweet girl! It's wonderful to see you! You look fantastic!
Interesting read:
October 06, 2008, (Sawf News) - Sarah Palin doesn't have too many supporters in anally liberal Hollywood but she has one who she can be proud off - Clint Eastwood. The veteran director and actor thinks Palin has star qualities that scare people off, much like Angelina Jolie does.
"When you find somebody people want to put down…it usually means there is something there they are afraid of," Eastwood remarked during the premiere of his new film The Changeling which features Angelina Jolie in the lead on Saturday, October 4.
Sarah he feels has star qualities that scares people off, like Angelina Jolie.
Asked if he felt Sarah Palin was like Angelina Jolie, Easwood replied, "They are totally different types. But I am saying there is a star quality that scares a lot of people off."
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Clint's off his med's again!
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:36pm.
I KNOW! The cold beer would cut the grease from the toast and the sweet from the syrup.
How could I have overlooked such an obvious combo? I swear I do know that beer goes with everything, but.... what can I say in my defense except "I can see the USA from my backyard". It's made me ...you know... 'wink'
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K, stop me if I'm wrong, but:
Cold Beer + Tim Hortons sugar donut + French Toast covered in Quebec maple syrup = ooooohhhhgoooodddddddgonnacome
Island Girl:
I gotta go read The Shipping News again now. After I get me some more a-them drive-thru daiquiris.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by boomsy on October 6, 2008 - 11:34pm
Nighty-night doll, great to see you ♥♥♥♥♥
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Bye boomsy!
Miso! What's the haps on the mighty island of Nippon?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 11:34pm.
@LCT--12 Days of Christmas? Brillz. 5 Golden Toques-hilarious!!!!
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Play this in the background; there's no video but you get the whole song:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=wOR7sceBy20
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:30pm.
To my Canadian sisters:
mmmmMMMMmm french toast and beer!
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God that would be SO GOOD together.
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I KNOW! The cold beer would cut the grease from the toast and the sweet from the syrup.
How could I have overlooked such an obvious combo? I swear I do know that beer goes with everything, but.... what can I say in my defense except "I can see the USA from my backyard". It's made me ...you know... 'wink'
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Whale oil be focked.
ROFLMTO
Submitted by matthew323 on October 6, 2008 - 11:33pm.
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I'm from THE Rock... East coast of Canada. But I can be in Little Rock in 3 1/2 hours. :)
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:33pm.
I have French onion!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Troll can't spell so it's taken to re-posting other people's and arguing with itself. One more banal post from it and I'll be compelled to report.
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Quick, board up the windows. You said 'report'.
Wow it has been ages it seems since I have seen you guys...DDD, James, wow! I better check my front door for 4 Horsemen...
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
It's a sign that the guy in the horse carriage has a "Saints" t-shirt on!
DA! *smooches*
And Jamesy, we all know Brad wears a rug and they don't get lice.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
TITS, have you ever had fried bologna with dressing and gravy?
Me either. *blushes*
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
You know she totally makes them wear each others' clothes. At least she's not all holier-than-thou about food like Fishy Paltrow. Still, they look like they're allowed to run wild. I'll bet it's like a war zone up in their house.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Well lovelies, it was great seeing you all again but I'm outtie...the dogs are sleepy and I have a dr's appt. first thing in the morning. Hold down the fort, James Haven!!!
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by boomsy on October 6, 2008 - 11:31pm
Oh kick ass!! I know what I'm having this weekend! And none of my friends at work will believe me when I tell them I was sucking down Jolly Green Giants. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@LCT--12 Days of Christmas? Brillz. 5 Golden Toques-hilarious!!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by James Haven on October 6, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Sure sweets! Just don't borrow Brads. Lice.
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I want to be warm, not look like a dirty hobo who stole a hat out of the bowling alley trash can.
Thanks for the warning though. Your hat is much nicer than his silly ones.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:14pm.
What you mean LCT?
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I show up and it's like world war three and I'm the Germans!
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Troll can't spell so it's taken to re-posting other people's and arguing with itself. One more banal post from it and I'll be compelled to report.
IslandGirl you from Little Rock?
"Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 11:31pm."
I'm so happy I just drooled over m'self. We need some dip!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:31pm.
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HELL NO!! That would ruin my buzz. *falls into bed, drools*
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Watch out...
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 11:27pm.
LCT, you said TOQUES! You dirty bitch.
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sniff sniff
Are you cooking with the window open again? sniff sniff. I smell fried bologna.
:D
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Fuku makes me think of Austin Powers with the Japanese twins Fuk me Fuk you LOL
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Hey Jamesy can I borrow your hat for a few minutes? It's freezing in here.
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Sure sweets! Just don't borrow Brads. Lice.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 11:30pm.
LCT...thanks, I needed that.
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No problem darlin'. I'm going to get some water, you need some?
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Abfab, doll, glad to hear you are!!
*sniffle* this is like a Sluuutz' family reunion!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:30pm.
To my Canadian sisters:
mmmmMMMMmm french toast and beer!
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God that would be SO GOOD together.
@Kizzy: Pineapple juice is GREAT with Hypnotyq (or however it's spelled); they call it a Jolly Green Giant...yummy stuff.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
LCT...thanks, I needed that.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:23pm.
To my Canadian sisters:
mmmmMMMMmm french toast and beer!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:14pm.
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Everytime I see that avie, I laugh...out loud. That is fucking hilarious and I think I read where little Socky came at you in a flying dive or something. It was hysterical. She knows how to play and I really love that about her.
YOU are something else. Thanks for the laugh!
ON T: These kids could star in one of those Third World commercials where "for the price of a cup of coffee a day, you too can help little Joanie get a pair of shoes & books for school."
Dsquared, how I've missed your lovely avie...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
*tear* It's like the old Dlisted in here tonight. I'm feeling sad and happy times all at the same time. Watch out, I might pee from the confusion of emotions.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 6, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Oh hells yeah!! This is definitely cause for celebration!!! Pineapple juice? Nah, you're right, why ruin good vodka? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm just ducky Kizzy, how are you love?
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 11:27pm.
LCT, you said TOQUES! You dirty bitch.
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I'll do it again.
TOQUE
Submitted by miso-horny on October 6, 2008 - 11:26pm.
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You know...your name "miso-horny" reminds me of this new restaurant on the boulevard. It's called
"FUKU SUSHI"
I guess no one told them what it might sound like. I plan to have lunch there tomorrow.
Dawnie!! ♥♥
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Hey Jamesy can I borrow your hat for a few minutes? It's freezing in here.