Monday, October 6th 2008

Is That A Bag Of Cheetos?!!?

What is going on here?! We're witnessing Chester cheating on Brit Brit! That two-timing piece of cheese caca! The betrayal! And you think you know someone! I know he's probably charmed by Shiloh's golden cotton candy hair and Saint Angelina's glowing halo, but he must remember that his heart of processed cheese forever belongs to Brit Brit! Nobody can love him the way that she does. Seriously. Brit probably loves him in a very private way if I ain't being too subtle. This better be a cheap affair and nothing else!

What am I saying? Those little deities aren't eating Cheetos. That's what the bag says, but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.

And you know what I'm going to talk about next....CROCS! She's a child, so it's fine. CROCS are only acceptable on those who have to wear diapers. Basically, kiddies and oldies.

Here's a few more pictures of Saint Angie Jo looking like Morticia on holiday with a few members of her child army in New Orleans today.

Posted by: Michael K


Sandbitch's picture

Seriously horz, I shit you not! I said earlier that the Canuck is rare down my parts because I have never met one or recall the term. I am like a dry sponge for the Canuck today...

DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by James Haven on October 7, 2008 - 12:00am.
What are these "Mom Pants" that you speak? James Haven has been out of the loop.
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This!
http://msinformedblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/momjeans.jpg

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:01am

Ivan IS beautiful, an adorable kitteh!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
A gift from Canada to you!

HAHAHAHAH Thank you!! Now I know how to get either 104, or 144 free beers!!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by StudLy GoLightLy on October 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
I think it is really cute that Pax & Z are holding hand
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ya. and its really cute when my kitten sleeps with my dog.

here's my kitten:

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/ivanthebeautiful/ivansbeautiful...

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Submitted by matthew323 on October 6, 2008 - 11:52pm.

Southern accent on guys .... what do you say
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Mostly just mindless gibbering while I unbutton.

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Change just brings problems - Doug

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Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:57pm.
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Tell me you're wearing crocs, with socks!
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No. White high top Reeboks and scrunchy socks.

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

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Koorookookoo
Koorookookoo!

How's it goin', eh?

She's a cold one, eh?

We should get a cold one, eh?

Well, let's get to it then.

OT: Hippy Mom. I'm supposed to like her but that just makes it worse.

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:59pm.

Bob and Doug...

Are they famous canucks?
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PFFF! "Are they famous canucks" she says.

Ever heard of Frank Sinatra? Well, the Canadian version. Sort of.

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What are these "Mom Pants" that you speak? James Haven has been out of the loop.

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miso-horny's picture

Am I being paranoid ,because I think all those strings hanging out of Maddox s overalls is not a good idea. I can see all kinds of things going wrong there.

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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.

Sandbitch's picture

Bob and Doug...

Are they famous canucks?

Canuck. My fave new word for the day.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

TITS that was magical.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 6, 2008 - 11:50pm.

*hikes mom jeans up to armpits*
*fastens stretchy rainbow belt*

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Tell me you're wearing crocs, with socks!

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

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Canadian accents on weirdos?

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Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 11:39pm.
TITS'08
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kitty want a tummy rub? that'll be my pork barrel incentive for your vote.
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I'm rollin' over faster than a Wall Street CEO on Capitol Hill!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by matthew323 on October 6, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Southern accent on guys .... what do you say
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If its coming from Kevin Griffin then I'd be all over it in a hotflash minute!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKFbV5qRyKg

I'm gonna move to new orleans just to stalk him.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 11:52pm.

Yeah, I know..my new show is called Where in The World Is miso-horny lol

I cant help it, I love Asia.

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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.

TITS's picture

A gift from Canada to you!
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=GsgVspgy184&feature=related

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Change just brings problems - Doug

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Submitted by matthew323 on October 6, 2008 - 11:52pm.
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Loves it. Norwegian accents on girls?

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I think it is really cute that Pax & Z are holding hands.

As for their attire it looks perfectly normal and hygenic, but they clearly aren't into coiffed hair for anyone but Maddox. Whatevs.

But Z's hair is gonna break if they don't learn how to manage it. Two words: cornrows and conditioner.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:52pm.

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Take off, eh? Hoser. Get oat!
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LOL! I had to say that out loud.

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

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Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 11:51pm.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe I forgot the MacKenzie brothers!!! "Welcome to Day 12" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by matthew323 on October 6, 2008 - 11:52pm.

Southern accent on guys .... what do you say
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Depends.. are we talking Georgia/Lousiana Southern, or Arkansas Southern?

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Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 11:39pm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TITS'08
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kitty want a tummy rub? that'll be my pork barrel incentive for your vote.

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Change just brings problems - Doug

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 6, 2008 - 11:50pm.

*hikes mom jeans up to armpits*
*fastens stretchy rainbow belt*
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That's the mental image dreams are made of.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 11:51pm.

We totally had that album, dude.
Me and my friends we laughed and laughed, eh?

Thanks for unearthing that, eh? Hosers!
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Take off, eh? Hoser. Get oat!

Southern accent on guys .... what do you say

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Submitted by miso-horny on October 6, 2008 - 11:49pm.

Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 11:41pm.

To DDD

Im not in Tokyo anymore, I am in Osaka,which is less stuufy than Tokyo : )

Nope I am back in Japan. Decided I loves it here. But next year I will be going to Korea to teach.
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Aw you got me! Damn gurl, you hard to keep track of!

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 11:48pm.

I know, huh? I think it was a Brangeloonie thread where we all got called fat and accused of shopping at Costco and getting our mom jeans from the bargain bin. I asked someone to bring me back a 24 pack of giant muffins, but no one ever did. I haven't been in a Costco since like 1994 or something.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Giant muffins!!! Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahh! My dad used to buy the chocolate ones. The chocolate chips in those were as big as turds. Everyting in Costco is like world 4 of Super Mario. Everything is giant.

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@LCT @ Tonicbitch

Now we gots a party!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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@LCT & Kizzy!

Haha!

We totally had that album, dude.
Me and my friends we laughed and laughed, eh?

Thanks for unearthing that, eh? Hosers!

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

DiamondDawg's picture

Ok. So AJ looks kinda HUGE in the pic. Or is that just an optical illusion?

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

*hikes mom jeans up to armpits*
*fastens stretchy rainbow belt*

Okay, bitches, now I am ready to roll.

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

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Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 11:41pm.

To DDD

Im not in Tokyo anymore, I am in Osaka,which is less stuufy than Tokyo : )

Nope I am back in Japan. Decided I loves it here. But next year I will be going to Korea to teach.

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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.

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LCT for the WIN. It's not a party without weenies and dip.

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 6, 2008 - 11:45pm.
DIAMOND!!!!!

LMFAO! Mom Jeans. I have been gone too long. *wipes tear*
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I know, huh? I think it was a Brangeloonie thread where we all got called fat and accused of shopping at Costco and getting our mom jeans from the bargain bin. I asked someone to bring me back a 24 pack of giant muffins, but no one ever did. I haven't been in a Costco since like 1994 or something.

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Can I just say that this is the best laugh I've had on here in a dog's age?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 11:34pm.
@LCT--12 Days of Christmas? Brillz. 5 Golden Toques-hilarious!!!!
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Play this in the background; there's no video but you get the whole song:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=wOR7sceBy20
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I remember them now!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for that!!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 11:44pm.

Doggone it! Aren't you wearing your mom jeans? How else are your Depends going to fit?
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Oh I got the mom jeans on, and my shirt's tucked into them ('cause they're pulled up to my boobs) so everything's contained.

islandgirl's picture

TITS, you just described my father. He got legs, he don't know how to use 'em.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 6, 2008 - 11:37pm.

Island Girl:

I gotta go read The Shipping News again now.

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FfffraaaAAAAAan is that you FRrrrAAAAaaaaAAAn?

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Change just brings problems - Doug

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Submitted by James Haven on October 6, 2008 - 11:32pm.

Sure sweets! Just don't borrow Brads. Lice.
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wtf? LOL!!!!!!!!!

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

DIAMOND!!!!!

LMFAO! Mom Jeans. I have been gone too long. *wipes tear*

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

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Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:42pm.
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You said "weenies". Heh heh.

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

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Submitted by matthew323 on October 6, 2008 - 11:39pm.
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In the interest of saving time, I'm going to call you matt from now on. And I know what you mean, I am a WHORE for an accent. Seriously, ask the sailors. HAHAHA!! I am kidding--- or am I? :)

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 11:29pm.
*tear* It's like the old Dlisted in here tonight. I'm feeling sad and happy times all at the same time. Watch out, I might pee from the confusion of emotions.
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Doggone it! Aren't you wearing your mom jeans? How else are your Depends going to fit?

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tonicbitch: all over it. I got the weenies.

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Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 11:34pm.

TITS, have you ever had fried bologna with dressing and gravy?

Me either. *blushes*
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sweet fancy moses. you do well to blush lass.

I'll mention that delightful dish to the newfie club they have here. They meet once a year at the legion to eat f-b, drink, dance and put on skits. hilarious. You can spot all the easterners - long torsos and short legs... oops i've said too much.

(to our american friends, our japanese ambassadrix and the token aussie - fried bologna is known in Canada as 'Newfie steak'. An affectionate slur.)

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Change just brings problems - Doug

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 6, 2008 - 11:34pm.

And Jamesy, we all know Brad wears a rug and they don't get lice.

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Well 3D, there are some type of critters living in that rug cause James Haven has seen them!

Speaking of seeing - Did James Haven see DebFromHell?

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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