Is That A Bag Of Cheetos?!!?
What is going on here?! We're witnessing Chester cheating on Brit Brit! That two-timing piece of cheese caca! The betrayal! And you think you know someone! I know he's probably charmed by Shiloh's golden cotton candy hair and Saint Angelina's glowing halo, but he must remember that his heart of processed cheese forever belongs to Brit Brit! Nobody can love him the way that she does. Seriously. Brit probably loves him in a very private way if I ain't being too subtle. This better be a cheap affair and nothing else!
What am I saying? Those little deities aren't eating Cheetos. That's what the bag says, but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.
And you know what I'm going to talk about next....CROCS! She's a child, so it's fine. CROCS are only acceptable on those who have to wear diapers. Basically, kiddies and oldies.
Here's a few more pictures of Saint Angie Jo looking like Morticia on holiday with a few members of her child army in New Orleans today.
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Submitted by James Haven on October 7, 2008 - 12:31am.
No worries, James Haven, you have so much to do. Take good care, and very sweet dreams of Mary Kay hybrid Hummers to you!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Pax ( a name more suited for a pet rat) looks like a vietnamese orphan still. Unkept and unclean with sparse greasy locks. He has that fresh from the boat abusee look to him. He is even uglier than Zahara.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:23am.
@James Haven---It's good to see the dlisted love flow, isn't it? How've you been, is Brad still locking you in closets? He saw your movie, and heard you sing. He can't sing. He knows you're better than he is
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Apologies Kizzy! James Haven just saw your post. This thread is moving faster then Kirstie Alley in an all you can eat buffet! Ok, ok, so James Haven has used that one before, but it's late and James Haven is tired.
No, Brad hasn't been locking James Haven in closets. But that is probably because he hasn't been home that much. Which is a good thing. At least James Haven can digest his dinner without hearing Brad go on about how wonderful he is!
Well time for bed! Sweet dreams Kizzy! Muah!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Nite James, just a little bit of Nyquil and those kids will go out pretty quick. Just an idea.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
I confess I am lurking and it is hilarious joy to see the 'regulars' gathering around the campfire. Top notch entertainment tonight. Thanks dolls!
Rats! Just look at the time!
James Haven was only supposed to spend a few moments in here and now it has been two hours! James Haven will never be able to get up for his Mary Kay conference in the morning. Ugh. that means James Haven will have to spend the entire day with Brad building those houses!
The last time James Haven worked construction he worked 8 hours before a lunch break, James Haven couldn't wait to eat his tofu turkey sandwich, when he realized Mad had pulled a fast one and took out the tofu turkey and gave James Haven SPAM on rye! Nasty!
Nice to see you crazy bitches again! Tomorrow night Angie and Brad are going out, so James Haven will put those crazy kids to bed and try to get into Dlisted before they get home! Brad can be so snoopy sometimes!
SmOOches to all!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 7, 2008 - 12:21am.
Hi Dawnie, It's good to see you again!
You never know how it's going to be on Dlisted each night. Looks like everyone's having a good time.Yay!
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
IG,
Huh?? That cornfuzed me.
SCREECH!
(I couldn't think of anything else)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by angel_i on October 7, 2008 - 12:19am.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:14am.
Submitted by ocd can be good on October 7, 2008 - 12:13am
ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHA
@James Haven---It's good to see the dlisted love flow, isn't it? How've you been, is Brad still locking you in closets? He saw your movie, and heard you sing. He can't sing. He knows you're better than he is.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by James Haven on October 7, 2008 - 12:20am.
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Well, it has certainly brought the old timers out of the woodwork tonight!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
EEG, methinks the lady doth protest too much. :)
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
yep her 5 year old boy does look a bit sloppy, but guessing he dressed himself, cause what i used to do was pick out the best matching outfits for my boy to pick out and dress himself in the mornings and put them at the top, but he would usually go for his fav item anyway and push mine away
and who cares cheetos, we had some cheese pleasers today, and he seemed to be interested in like 7 or 8 of them then concentrated ont he game, then looked at the fruit on the table and said mom i want a plum"
just some ramblings and shit and such
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 7, 2008 - 12:17am.
Agreed. We must help her with her addiction to Cheetos.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hold your anger bitches!
But James Haven has to say that only an Angelina thread can bring so much happiness to Dlisted!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:14am.
Submitted by ocd can be good on October 7, 2008 - 12:13am.
Thanks, ocd!!! Good night!!
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O, I get it!
I was all like: How does SHE know my bedtime prayer!?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:03am.
Thanks Diamond! Mama Pitt has jeans just like those!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 7, 2008 - 12:12am.
What do you mean I can't paddle with this violin?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
IG,
It was fun! Don't believe her "older than dirt" shite, woman looks GOOD. I was only sad she had on lovely Italian boots not green crocs. HA.
OCD,
I am on the West Coast.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 12:14am.
Right smack dab in the middle of North Carolina.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I am a big fan of Saint Angelina. At least she has balls, which is more than her husband does!
Btw- if you don't think they are eating those cheetos, say so here: http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/is-that-a-bag-of-cheetos------...
@DiamondDawg - Good night, and cuddles for Ivan!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:11am.
Ivan was behind a bush, laughin' his ass off while y'all were calling him!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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OMG! YES! In the flower bushes!! I'm just glad he's too little still to hop the wall, but he is so ready! Since I blocked off the doggy door he found some jewelry on the table that he's batting around. I need to feed him so he'll get sleepy.
G'nite Kiz!v
Where in Carmen Sandiego are you Kizzah? Gimme yo co-ordinates....
I wanna get them tattoo'd on mah fat arse.
Submitted by ocd can be good on October 7, 2008 - 12:13am.
Thanks, ocd!!! Good night!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
EEG!! ♥♥ Was she drunk when she admitted that? Hee hee... was it fun?? Of course it was.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Bye Bye everyone
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Holy Shit! Manimal, too? This is the best reunion night EVER!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:09am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 12:03am.
Don't feel bad, doll, I didn't know what one was either, until they sent us one of their hockey teams, the Whalers, and we'uns ain't gots no whales down heah, so they had to switch to Hurricanes. THOSE we have.
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down heah...ROFLMTO
CANUCK...ROFLMTO
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 7, 2008 - 12:10am.
ROFL @ dogsled wax
Good night, dolly, sweet dreams!!♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Welcome back Kizzy, hello to Ivan (very cute kitty) and I must rush to work. Carrot Top, from your post on Saturday about wind I think you're near me (West Coast). Have a good night all. Oh, thanks for post on Tarte au Sucre.
g'nite LCT and ALL. i must go watch the economic meltdown on telebision. Ivan's coming with me. Enough of this backyard buffoonery (sp?).
I'm surprised that St Angelina is actually walking with her feet touching that filthy ground. She should be hovering over it.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:01am
HAHAHAHAHAHA That is sooo a cat for you, isn't it?? HAHAHAHAHAHA Ivan was behind a bush, laughin' his ass off while y'all were calling him!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Since I am too lazy to read why we are talking about us fucking gorgeous Canucks, I will make an on topic comment:
Mrs. K. admitted live that she loves Cheetos.
We simply must take the piss out of her for that.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Sadly I have to go to sleep. My dogsled needs waxing and I was too lazy to do it tonight.
Bye lovelies. Thanks for a great night :)
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 12:03am.
Don't feel bad, doll, I didn't know what one was either, until they sent us one of their hockey teams, the Whalers, and we'uns ain't gots no whales down heah, so they had to switch to Hurricanes. THOSE we have.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by islandgirl on October 7, 2008 - 12:06am.
Sandbitch, a dry sponge? As a Canuck, I can honestly say that I've never heard of that either.
That reminds me of Seinfeld...
Are you sponge worthy?
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Oh my wordy lordy yes...
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 12:07am.
SPONGEWORTHY!
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA infinity.
*pishes self*
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 12:05am.
"This video is not available in your country." What. The. Fuck?
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truly. wtf? go to youtube and then keyword "Better than Ezra - In the Blood" There you will see the most beautiful man alive. imho.
SPONGEWORTHY!
**SWAHOOOOOON**
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:03am.
Thanks for the link and that was some skeery shit!
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Sandbitch, a dry sponge? As a Canuck, I can honestly say that I've never heard of that either.
That reminds me of Seinfeld...
Are you sponge worthy?
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:01am
Ivan IS beautiful, an adorable kitteh!!
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He's also a LITTLE SMARTY MAN!!! He's only 8 weeks old and he already figured out the doggy door. My husband and I have been chasing him around the backyard all evening hollering "Ivan!!!" like complete idiots. Oh he made me so mad! And he was kinda snotty about it. Adore him!
@DDD Hi-tops! Velcro makes me horny.
@DD aw, what a cutie. I love teh kittehs.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by K2 on October 6, 2008 - 10:48pm.
When I went to elementary school, that's how kids looked. I was on the bus the other day ( I live in San Francisco) and there were plenty of snot-nosed kids on there with decent looking parents. After a certain point, I imagine that you just get tired of cleaning up after your kids.
I'm sorry, but this criticism is not valid. Kids are nasty beings in general. Of course she looks better than they do. So do most parents.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 11:56pm.
If its coming from Kevin Griffin then I'd be all over it in a hotflash minute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKFbV5qRyKg
I'm gonna move to new orleans just to stalk him.
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"This video is not available in your country." What. The. Fuck?
I'm gone for snackies.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 12:03am.
Seriously horz, I shit you not! I said earlier that the Canuck is rare down my parts because I have never met one or recall the term. I am like a dry sponge for the Canuck today...
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If I had a computer mic, I'd speak sweet Canadianese nothings in your earhole, eh?
Where James Haven is on the Mom Jeans...
Sandbitch is on the Canuck.