Monday, October 6th 2008

Is That A Bag Of Cheetos?!!?

What is going on here?! We're witnessing Chester cheating on Brit Brit! That two-timing piece of cheese caca! The betrayal! And you think you know someone! I know he's probably charmed by Shiloh's golden cotton candy hair and Saint Angelina's glowing halo, but he must remember that his heart of processed cheese forever belongs to Brit Brit! Nobody can love him the way that she does. Seriously. Brit probably loves him in a very private way if I ain't being too subtle. This better be a cheap affair and nothing else!

What am I saying? Those little deities aren't eating Cheetos. That's what the bag says, but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.

And you know what I'm going to talk about next....CROCS! She's a child, so it's fine. CROCS are only acceptable on those who have to wear diapers. Basically, kiddies and oldies.

Here's a few more pictures of Saint Angie Jo looking like Morticia on holiday with a few members of her child army in New Orleans today.

Posted by: Michael K


For what it's worth - I heard on good authority that she has 11 nannies and literally takes her children from them, poses for the paps as though she is alone with them, and then gives them back to the nannies. Just gossip but from a good source nonetheless. In others words, that's just for the cameras and US. Ew.

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Submitted by Nova on October 7, 2008 - 12:34am.

Pax ( a name more suited for a pet rat) looks like a vietnamese orphan still. Unkept and unclean with sparse greasy locks. He has that fresh from the boat abusee look to him. He is even uglier than Zahara.
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WOw im no Brangeloonie but that was just mean..How sad is your life that you have to make fun of innocents kids??
You can say all the dirt you want on their mother but descent people draw the line somwhere..shesh..that wasent necessary now was it?
humm maybe i'll report you for fun :)

I have the little bronze colored maryjanes crocs. I confess I wear them a lot in the summer.

I'm happy Angie Jo is wearing flats. but why the dragging skirt while carrying a child! Kind of makes you wonder, what WAS the reason Maddox had to go in the hospital when he was a baby? The official reason was "an injury".

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TITS's picture

testing testing

hello?

anyone?

crap.

i go get snacks and everyone goes to bed.

wankers.

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MICHAEL K YOU ARE THE SHIIIIIIT I LOVE YOU. MARIO (AKA PEREZ HILTON) MAKES ME VOMIT YOU ARE THE REAL DEAL YOU ARE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS AND SHREWD AND CLEVER TOO BAD YOU AREN'T INTO THE FEMALE PERSUASION I WOULD BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE WHITE ON RIIIIIIIIICE

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:39am.

ok. wait. i didn't leave yet. Here are two more pics of Ivan the beautiful.
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aaaaAAAAAWWWWWWWwwww

fluffy kitteh!!
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I own Crocs...BUT...I only bought them because they had my school name on them. I wear them around the house and thats all...I SWEAR!!

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Knock 'em dead, Deb! *MUAH*

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 7, 2008 - 1:11am.
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Deb!!! Good luck, you HOR!! ♥

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Nite, all! :)

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Niteys to all from me too!

TOmorrow an interview for different job.

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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:05am.

I think it's a perfect nightcap to a lovely evening. Night whorz.

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Sweet dreams Kizzy.

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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:05am.
I just posted this on Kim Kardashian's MS Blog:

ROFL YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Good night!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
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Goodnight, dlisted lovelies!! I'm tucking these tootsies into bed. Thank you all for the tons of giggles, proving once again, the most hilarious sluuutz are dlisted sluuutz!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
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SB,

Said it in KK thread, you fucking rock.

And of course it will be deleted.

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I just posted this on Kim Kardashian's MS Blog:

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You are SUCH a liar. You have a HUGE honker of a nose and an ass as flat as a pancake, honey.

http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--bu...

I suppose your sister, Kourtney, never had anything done either. Right? Mmmmhmmm...

http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/breast-aug/kourtney-kardas...

What about your Stepdad? No?

http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/nose-job/bruce-jenner#9Wiz...

Your entire family is made of plastic, including your souls. Your POS Dad made a living by lying his ass off to defend murderers and child molesters. The apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree. Now quit blogging and go take a golden shower or something...just please don't do video this time, OK?

Pffffffffft!!!!!!!!!!!

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How much do you guys want to bet it gets deleted?

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Is that a banana in Pax's pocket or is he just glad to see Z?

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She cannot do hippie chic in black. should be tie-dyed rainbow or in yellow for sunshine and happiness.

Never mind. They are THISCLOSE to the breakup. YAY!

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Well. Then they must be nibbled off at once! Speaking of which...I have a certain fat bastard on the porch waiting to come in...exuse moi.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 7, 2008 - 12:57am.

Hey Deb, it's good to see you, and your Sphinx cat!! HAHAHAHAHA James Haven is always hilarious, he never fails to make me laugh!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 7, 2008 - 12:55am.
Hi to all!
Sick of that chick always in black. Says something about her consistant moods
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Did she not sport this 'gown' during her last pregnancy? Ugh. Enough already.

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Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on October 7, 2008 - 12:56am.

Yes, ma'am, those are little kitteh toesies!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Hi Kizzy,
Glad to see you on the DL! I wish I would have been around for James Haven. I love him.

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Why, thank you, my dear!! I do aim to please ;)

Then do describe your avie. I spy sweet cat paw beans. Yes?

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@DD Goodnight and sweet dreams to you and Ivan!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Hi to all!
Sick of that chick always in black. Says something about her consistant moods.

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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"

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Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on October 7, 2008 - 12:51am.

Why, thank you, my dear!! I do aim to please ;)

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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IG,

So far so good, as they say. We shall see.

DD,

Without a doubt.

Night all.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:46am.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:44am.

HAHAHA He is adorable, he really is!! I love it when they do their back feet out to the side, then in the Sleepy Sphinx pose, double whammy of AWWWs!!! He really is a beautiful kitteh. They are so fun when they're widdle ones like that.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:48am.
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IG reminds me of an iguana. And I can assure you, I am not uptight! I can be a little anal retentive though. :)
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Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:36am.

Kizzy, you are in fine form tonight. ROFL!
Knockin' 'em into the outfield.

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i don't know for sure, but rachel might be from the other camp, trying to stir the muck.

with that, I truly am out for the night. with ivan.

Sleep well Beautiful Peepul!

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EEG, no need to apologize, and congrats on your job!! Do you like it, or is it too soon to form an opinion?

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Every time I see "ig" I think of this guy in college. His name was Greg and he was very uptight. We called him "Intense Greg" or "IG" for short. He would get mad and leave. Good times.

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rachel,

I am not sure if your name is a play on a certain Friends character, but if you look closely at the pics they are in New Orleans not New York.

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Submitted by Kizzy on October 7, 2008 - 12:44am.
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I'm loving how you're loving on Ivan! :-)

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Submitted by rachel on October 7, 2008 - 12:40am.
and how come uproar about suri cruise not wearing fall clothing(sweaters,coats, nice warm pants, hats
and nothing of this bunch
k im bored and noticing a lot
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Have ya been to New Orleans? It's freakin' HOT. Humid. Clammy. Yummy. I landed in the French Quarter on St. Paddy's Day last spring NOT KNOWING it was St. Paddy's Day. All the hotels were booked or priced sky high. It was outrageously good fun. Like a mini-Mardi Gras. My husband went for White Linen Night in August. I couldn't go. I had a thingy to do in Santa Fe. Split vacation. Whatevs. The kids are fine climate wise in NOLA. Not to worry.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 7, 2008 - 12:39am.

AWWWWWW, how cute is that on the keyboard??

SleepyIvan is purrrrecious!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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IG,

Excuse my sorry ass, I got a job and I get in after dark. I am a cornfuzzled old slut.

She does indeed protest too much. Not a stitch of make-up and I swear to all the gods she has less wrinkles than me!!

BUT, she does love Cheetos...soooo...

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You know what? I, honestly, think they all look fine. Even Z got a comb run through her hair. To me, Pax looks all tricked out - does he have tassels? He looks like he's supposed to be a little fashion page boy. And the girls just look normal. And Angie looks too skinny but other than that - fine. If I saw them on the street (well, I'd be like WTF? because of the culture mix but otherwise) I wouldn't think a thing about it.

O yeah - and she's by herself. I dunno. It's just weird.

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and how come uproar about suri cruise not wearing fall clothing(sweaters,coats, nice warm pants, hats
and nothing of this bunch
k im bored and noticing a lot

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ok. wait. i didn't leave yet. Here are two more pics of Ivan the beautiful.

Here he is splayed out on the keyboard a little while ago:

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/ivanthebeautiful/ivanonthekeybo...

And finally getting sleepy:

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/ivanthebeautiful/ivangettingsle...

(reading about ancient rome makes him very tired)

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Nite James Haven! (;x)

A John Mayer find!!! Six degrees and all that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSuy7AJ3WV8

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Submitted by Nova on October 7, 2008 - 12:34am.

Pax ( a name more suited for a pet rat) looks like a vietnamese orphan still. Unkept and unclean with sparse greasy locks. He has that fresh from the boat abusee look to him. He is even uglier than Zahara.
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I know this is a "shit on celebrity" site, but I can't disparage on her kids.

That is all.

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her daughter looks like a lil boy but a cute one though

um just trying to defend kids here, his hair does not look greased up, looks long and like it might be a annoyance for him, but clean

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Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on October 7, 2008 - 12:31am.

(((BIG HUGS))) How've you been, doll? Fantastic you showed up, I've missed you!!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
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EEG, I meant what you said about Mrs. K. and her older than dirt shite. I don't think so!

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cant say anything nice about her >cough< acting chops, but she does look like a milf, but that dress is kinda weird, cause i had to take my kid to school, doctor, safeway(shit i could not focus on my grocery list in their, cause of him kinda misbehaving??? only in my mind) who would do mother stuff in that kind of gid-ee-up kinda dress

she have help with them? cause i have had 3 kids to look after and it sure was an adventure, good for them, but nah for me