Is That A Bag Of Cheetos?!!?
What is going on here?! We're witnessing Chester cheating on Brit Brit! That two-timing piece of cheese caca! The betrayal! And you think you know someone! I know he's probably charmed by Shiloh's golden cotton candy hair and Saint Angelina's glowing halo, but he must remember that his heart of processed cheese forever belongs to Brit Brit! Nobody can love him the way that she does. Seriously. Brit probably loves him in a very private way if I ain't being too subtle. This better be a cheap affair and nothing else!
What am I saying? Those little deities aren't eating Cheetos. That's what the bag says, but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.
And you know what I'm going to talk about next....CROCS! She's a child, so it's fine. CROCS are only acceptable on those who have to wear diapers. Basically, kiddies and oldies.
Here's a few more pictures of Saint Angie Jo looking like Morticia on holiday with a few members of her child army in New Orleans today.
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I wonder if these kids ever know where the hell they are? Why don't they just buy a house like Neverland somewhere,get a couple of dogs and let the kids have a permanent home?
Submitted by lizzieb on October 7, 2008 - 9:41am.
For some evil reason the idea of Zahara punching Shiloh appeals to me. If only James Haven was here to tell us who is winning in the beat down stakes. I imagine it's round after round and once those twins can walk (assuming they are allowed to do so) the bio v adopted battles will be well worth getting on pay per view. Does Pax lump Maddox? Or does he lump Ange for dragging him into this mess and making him wear weird clothes.
Oh James, if you're passing, do tell all.
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While sibling rivalry is normal, this goes beyond that, especially since Shiloh's been getting beat on since she was born.
Yeah, there have been reports of Maddox "luring" Pax away from the chateau in France so he can fight him. The whole family's screwed up.
Angelina is gonna bust her ass in that long ass skirt. Zahara is gonna point and laugh, Pax is gonna run for his life, and Shiloh is gonna cry.
Ha ha I told ya'll. It's all part of her 3rd world theme to make them look like that or maybe the we are normal theme to fool the masses. Her kids wear hand me downs, her boy toy ride bikes, and she tries to appear as the non self absorbed mommy dearest.
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For some evil reason the idea of Zahara punching Shiloh appeals to me. If only James Haven was here to tell us who is winning in the beat down stakes. I imagine it's round after round and once those twins can walk (assuming they are allowed to do so) the bio v adopted battles will be well worth getting on pay per view. Does Pax lump Maddox? Or does he lump Ange for dragging him into this mess and making him wear weird clothes.
Oh James, if you're passing, do tell all.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Im sorry but all of these posts are so suspect to me. Is MK trying to flush out that pedo psycho freak LA? Or what?
Something is fucking UP and no its isnt the dildo in Brads ass that has been sitting there for a few days to punish him for having a thought.
Wooooo WOOOOOOOO! Freaks!
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Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on October 7, 2008 - 9:22am.
Have we discussed yet that Pax is wearing girls' overalls? Expensive girls overalls, but girls nonetheless. Juney Bloom is the brand name.
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That poor kid.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 9:20am.
Shiloh breathes through her mouth because Zahara injured her nose when she was just a baby. Zahara's always beating on her.
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OMG really! wow! sibling rivalry much? LOL
LMAO re Pax's girlie overalls.
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Have we discussed yet that Pax is wearing girls' overalls? Expensive girls overalls, but girls nonetheless. Juney Bloom is the brand name.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 8:14am.
Vivian,
Shiloh should also learn to breathe through her nose...
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Shiloh breathes through her mouth because Zahara injured her nose when she was just a baby. The cartilages in babies' noses are very soft and easily damaged. There are pictures of those 2 in NOLA when Shiloh was an infant, and her nose was covered in bite marks that had scabbed over. Zahara's always beating on her.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 7, 2008 - 9:03am.
Growing up with that many kids, nannies, maids, body guards, chefs, stylists, surgeons and dealers about I doubt the idea of having Angie to herself enters her head.
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Good point.
I do have to agree with the poster that thought Shiloh looks like a little boy
Submitted by applehead on October 7, 2008 - 8:59am.
Growing up with that many kids, nannies, maids, body guards, chefs, stylists, surgeons and dealers about I doubt the idea of having Angie to herself enters her head.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
If AJ is carrying Z around when Shiloh is not around, don't you think that sets the kids up to be rivals? Just the other day, some on here thought Z had problems walking because she was always being carried..
Thanks Clarisse. I feel redeemed now!
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
I just had to post this gem from JJ in full.
Edited to say:
I have actually taken it out now as it was too much and funny tho' it can be, these mad Brangeloonies need no publicity from me.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
lizzieb
To my knowledge, you can't delete a post...you can edit it....
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Submitted by me on October 7, 2008 - 6:54am.
I just had to post this gem from JJ in full.
Is there any way you can 'unpost' things? I feel bad for giving that lunatic from JJ air time now. God I must be a fat, bad jeans wearing Jen lover to mock them,I will pay for it as sure as Ange has her eye on the next purchase in 'Bennetton Babes- Adopt ALL the colours.'
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
>>>but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.<<<
LMAO
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 8:14am.
*bows* I am honoured
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by K2 on October 7, 2008 - 8:15am.
you lie. I have six, no wait, eight children and it's still all about me.
me ME.
I'M NUMBER ONE
love and kisses
Angelina Jolie.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
After a certain point, I imagine that you just get tired of cleaning up after your kids.
I'm sorry, but this criticism is not valid. Kids are nasty beings in general. Of course she looks better than they do. So do most parents.
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Well, it's obvious you don't have children. So maybe you shouldn't be the one defending hygiene and cleanliness. Kids are nasty beings? Geez, cynical and bitter much? Most parents don't look better than their child because children become your priority. When you make a decision to have babies - your needs take a backseat to their needs.
Vivian,
Shiloh should also learn to breathe through her nose...
lizzieb,
LMFAO! That deserves a siggie change!!!
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And another thing, Shiloh needs to do two things: Put down the Cheetos and walk off that baby flab. Sheesh! Shilohs weighs more than Maddox. All the kids together can't take those sheetos from Shi...look how big her bag is compared to Pax's!?!
I doubt the kids dress themselves...Ange probably read all the snark about her color coodinating the kids with her own outfits and switched lanes.
Alright. I've held it in as long as i could. Shiloh, for being the spawn of two of the "most beautiful" people in the world looks like a mentally challenged little boy.
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You can kinda tell the kids dress themselves(whick I think is cool)!
Zahara's hair looks good. The end of days are near....
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Say what you will, there's something very refreshing about seeing a big-time celebrity letting his/her kids eat junk food.
Unless your Britney Spears, then you get hate posts. Poor Pax. I'm sure Spears isn't as well known though (sarcasm) Poor Jolie is getting to old for the Pitt.
Good morning from the UK. More Brangie posts? Hell’s bell’s, I shall run out of insults at this rate. Someone (sorry too lazy to go back an look) said that Angie should be hovering over the ground in a celestial fashion. I wondered if that’s why we can’t see her feet. She always wears these stupidly long dresses and one day is going to go arse over tit carrying a kid. Either she is even more stupid than she looks- which is hard to imagine - or she is hiding the holy floating. Some have said that they hope The Changeling crashes and burns and my view is that with this dozy bitch emoting at full stretch it is a forgone conclusion that it will be on DVD in the bargain bin in no time. She has only ever been any good playing mad and the amount of people who cannot look at her mug blown up to movie screen size is on the increase. In fact, I imagine it’s only the Brangeloonies going to the cinema for a furtive wank in the dark that brings in any money at all. And just by the by, I watched the trailer for that film and what mother who is fighting for her child’s life has the inclination to put on full slap, complete with cock sucker red lippie?
As for the kids, why does poor little Pax look so forlorn? The others seem to have variety of moods but that poor little sod looks so sad all the time. Granted, who wouldn’t be pissed off getting press ganged into the freak show but still. I don’t mind the clothes, it’s actually better than poor Suri looking like a holiday Barbie.
To be totally on topic, we don’t have Cheetos here and I would rather stick pins in my eyes than let my kids delve into massive bags of junk food in the street. Being British, we do that sort of thing behind closed doors. I should also like to say hi to all the jj-er’s who have popped over the praise their saint- decent of you to make the trip, have fun.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
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Shiiiiiit. I'm sure I missed some AWESOME fights in there.
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I hope that Shiloh only carries that cheeto bag for her older siblings. I don't think that a kid her age should already eat chips.
I'm so sick of this family. And that annoying dick Pitt is here in Germany for his new movie.
Ugh, this means a lot of Brangelina news for us poor sods here. Every hour on the hour.
Cheetos and croc's hmmmm.
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Most of the pics I've seen of these kids, they are eating chips or cheetos. All American.
I kinda like the fact that she has all these kids and still manages to be some sort of mother to them given that she is a movie star. The only thing I don't like about her is the way she is just so fucking PERFECT! I mean is there anything she doesn't know, or want to try to help or make better... she really is a fucking saint... Ughhh.
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Say what you will, there's something very refreshing about seeing a big-time celebrity letting his/her kids eat junk food. I get sick of hearing all these celebs talking about how their kids eat only healthy organic crap. C'mon peeps, it ain't childhood without good ol' American junk food or candy!
Woo hoo!
That is a very ugly dress...the color matches her karma which will come around soon. She has always and will forever be a nutjob IMO.
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God, she is even starting to looking like brit shit with those big ole sun glasses. She just has such a weird body. I know her face is nice, but man that body is weird - even when she was in shape it was weird...
Submitted by stake_spike on October 7, 2008 - 2:48am.
And can't New Orelans clean their streets? It looks like some deserted wasteland, cigarette butts and grass growing through the cracks. Don't they live in the nice part?
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stake_spike, I love you and your Vicki Pollard avie! I think they do live in the "nice part", but you can't say that about New Orleans. Just saying. XOXOX
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How tall is her bodyguard???!!! Angelina looks like Angelina Ballerina the little mouse close to him.
Why Angelina's kids always wear shit raggedy clothes? I can't quite understand it .... The woman has enough money to buy all the clothes she likes, do they really have to wear nasty shit instead?!
I'm not even saying she has to doll them up like poor Suri but hell, Gymboree would do and you can find it anywhere.
And can't New Orelans clean their streets? It looks like some deserted wasteland, cigarette butts and grass growing through the cracks. Don't they live in the nice part?
I don't really like Angie Jo and Cheetos are probably really bad for you, but I commend her for letting her kids be kids and not force feeding them raw food or macrobiotic crap like some celebs.
I ate all sorts of junk food when I was a kid, granted I may be addicted to chocolate now, but I didn't turn into some 200lbs 12 year old or turn to crack or whatever those experts would have you believe.
Although Cheetos? It just doesn't seem "choosen" enough.
They are beautiful but boring.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@TITS
You are hilarious. I just thought you should know!
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And Zahara is beautiful. See people? Saint Angelina heard your cries and had someone did her child's hair.
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