Is That A Bag Of Cheetos?!!?
What is going on here?! We're witnessing Chester cheating on Brit Brit! That two-timing piece of cheese caca! The betrayal! And you think you know someone! I know he's probably charmed by Shiloh's golden cotton candy hair and Saint Angelina's glowing halo, but he must remember that his heart of processed cheese forever belongs to Brit Brit! Nobody can love him the way that she does. Seriously. Brit probably loves him in a very private way if I ain't being too subtle. This better be a cheap affair and nothing else!
What am I saying? Those little deities aren't eating Cheetos. That's what the bag says, but I'm sure when Shiloh puts one to her mouth, all the preservatives melt away and it becomes a piece of Sacramental bread.
And you know what I'm going to talk about next....CROCS! She's a child, so it's fine. CROCS are only acceptable on those who have to wear diapers. Basically, kiddies and oldies.
Here's a few more pictures of Saint Angie Jo looking like Morticia on holiday with a few members of her child army in New Orleans today.
The tour group got their moneys worth.
Where are the Godly babies??????????????
stop hating.
too many jealous people around.
karma for you is waiting...
Submitted by IHY on October 7, 2008 - 4:24pm.
The Jolie Pitts children are growing up so much
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YES they are different and special, aren't they?!?!?!?!
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Mira, how come when St. AnJo goes around town looking like a crazy Goth bruja,feeding her kids bags of cheetos nobody says anything, but when Britney does it, she makes the cover of Nat'l Enquirer for being a bad mother?
OH GEEZ, heads up ! The next wave of jolie pictures are coming. I'm sure they'll be here in the morning. JJ has 2 threads with Jolie & Pitt hamming it up for the papz while conversing with the locals in NO. Brad is still wearing his black suit bicycle pants with dress shirt but Jolie changed into another black outfit. THANK GOD she also changed Pax's pathetic attempt at a jumpsuit to a pair of over sized jeans. Never mind changing his clothes... give the kid a bath!
Funny how we're getting the Jolie overkill only a week before her film comes out. She's been in hiding for 3 mos and now we can't get rid of her! She really does know how to work the media.
its bruce bitches...
A better question is what in Appalachian hell is Pax wearing???? Are those ropes holding up his overalls???? Take me back to Deliverance...
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 7, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Thank you. she can't close her mouth and there is something wrong with her forehead, like she was left lying on her back for days at a time.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Submitted by IHY on October 7, 2008 - 4:24pm.
HUH?!
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Ok, but why is she wearing an evening gown in the daytime?
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
From July's Life and Style:
In a box insert with pictures of Maddox and Pax, " Maddox 6, lures Pax, 4, to the fringes of the French estate says an insider so they can fight out of the view of their parents." "Angelina's really worried one of them will get hurt"
If anyone is suggesting these photos are photoshopped, they're not:
http://popsugar.com/152764
You can enlarge them (2 from different angles) and see the teeth marks on Shiloh's nose, as well as the bruised tip. Ever see a dog bite? The bruise will travel inside the bitten area. That's what happens with a human bite, too.
If anyone is suggesting these photos are photoshopped, they're not:
http://popsugar.com/152764
You can enlarge them (2 from different angles) and see the teeth marks on Shiloh's nose, as well as the bruised tip. Ever see a dog bite? The bruise will travel inside the bitten area. That's what happens with a human bite, too.
Pimpcessa,
It's a damn shame isn't it.
Submitted by IHY on October 7, 2008 - 4:24pm
Come on now, lets not get crazy. With a mother like that those kids are going to be fucked up when they grow up, I can't wait for Maddox to write the tell all book, but anyway you became a member just to say that one comment. WOW
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The Jolie Pitts children are growing up so much and they look very normal and well behaved. Angie looks good, not too skinny. Cute family.
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The person that did it was too dumb to use photoshop and just used that microsoft art thing to put a black dot on the Shilohs face.
I have to agree with you - I saw that same pic months ago and there was no little black mark on Shiloh.
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Submitted by K2 on October 7, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I tell you no lies. It's all part of her theme lol.......I'm sorry but I don't belive that the older kids lure the younger ones to a dark alley and beat them.
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K2
Hello - good to see someone still snarkin on the BPs - thought I missed it all.
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Ha ha, It's a damn shame how people think they can fool others to belive their non sense. I have seen that picture so many times and have never seen it with a mark on her face. The person that did it was too dumb to use photoshop and just used that microsoft art thing to put a black dot on the Shilohs face. The only thing that picture show is that Shiloh and Zahara kinda look alike. Didn't sources say that Shiloh was locked up in some tower?
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 3:45pm.
A photo of Shiloh with her nose bitten and scabbed over. Enlarge it and you can see how bruised it is, which means it was more than a nip:
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/2/shiloh_sa1.jpg
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I'm gonna be a bitch here, but I looked at that photo and can't help but shake my head. Why on earth would you dress 2 adorable little girls like boys? Navy blue socks for zahara and black sneakers for Shiloh? The dark colors are disturbing. These photos were taken when Zahara was like 2 1/2 and shiloh only a few months old. Does she know how to dress little girls? Is she that out of touch? At that age, you have control over what they wear. It's like she just doesn't make the effort. Now I can understand why the recent photos of the children don't surprise some people.
A photo of Shiloh with her nose bitten and scabbed over. Enlarge it and you can see how bruised it is, which means it was more than a nip:
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/2/shiloh_sa1.jpg
With four children to manage and two more on the way, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt make it seem so easy. They travel around the globe at a moment’s notice with their kids in tow, but sources reveal to Star that behind the scenes, they’re losing control of their unruly brood.
With four kids come four very different personalities, which all seem to clash. And the sibling rivalry is brutal.
Maddox, 6, is constantly pushing Pax, 4, around in an attempt to show him who’s boss, says a source. “But Pax is no wimp, and he fights back.”
But it’s little Zahara, 3, who really rules the roost! “She screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn’t get her way,” says the source. Not even Shiloh, 22 months, is safe — and the toddler has the battle scars to prove it. “Z is always pushing or scratching her.”
Zahara’s picking on Shiloh is usually motivated by snacks. “Z once clawed Shiloh’s cheek after she tried to take her cookie,” says an insider who witnessed one incident. “She’s always pulling on Shiloh’s hair so she can steal her food.”
And little Shiloh has more than her hair to worry about! Recently while Shiloh’s three older siblings roughhoused, she got knocked down and chipped a tooth! “Angie gets worried when Shi plays with them,” says the insider. “She always comes back with a scraped knee or a fat lip!”
In fact, another source says food is a problem with all the kids and blames much of their rowdiness on a poor diet. “They eat fast food, pizza, chips and sugary soft drinks,” says the source. “Brad and Angie let them eat what they want because it brings harmony to the chaotic household.” To make matters worse, the insider adds, “because bedtime is whenever the kids feel like it, they get overly tired and cranky. Brad and Angelina don’t like to be too strict.”
http://www.celebitchy.com/10612/the_jolie-pitt_kids_are_brats_who_like_t...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 7, 2008 - 12:04pm.
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/brad-and-angelinas-children-are-fighti...
http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/articles/celebrity/angelina-jolie/angelina-jo...
THERE, LINKS GOTTDAMN IT!!!
AND I DO REMEMBER A DLISTED POST WHERE YOU COULD SEE A BRUISE/MARK ON SHILOH'S FACE.
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LOL at links... 'inside sources'.... are they the same ones perez quoted to say fidel castro died a few months ago?
Submitted by No Words on October 7, 2008 - 11:10am.
That long floaty dress Angie is wearing looks competely and totally ridiculous. What the hell kind of "part" is she playing with that? She does everything for effect.
And...
I have read numerous accounts that the children beat the hell out of each other.
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seriously, when was the last time you saw her in a pair of jeans or shorts, with sneakers for that matter? I get that she was pregnant, but it seems as though she's gotten all lazy by constantly wearing those black house dresses! What's the matter, she can't match a pair of jeans to a shirt?
Remember when Elvira was pregnant with Shiloh everyone was talking about what a genetically perfect and beautiful child she would be? man, Im sorry but Shiloh is like the fugliest of the her clan. Even Zaharah looks better. That kid looks like Brad Pitt but just the fat, ugly version of him.
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 11:05am
Wow You believe a heap of bullshit from Life& Style or whatever it's called? Those rags make up crap weekly to sell their mags. (I checked out the links Anderson provided.) Also sorry Anderson ( I realise you werent the one saying that it was factual) but I have 3 kids who at various times in their lives have had missing teeth, stitches, bruises and scratches and they have been from typical kiddy wear and tear not being beaten. Anon you really shouldn't state things as fact but as rumours unless you have actual proof ie: you were there. It's really not becoming of a person.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 7, 2008 - 12:04pm.
I agree with the comment on the Holy Moly site. Don't ANYONE say Israel and Palestine near her or babies from each side will be on the shopping list. After the African baby to 'match' Zahara of course. But maybe before the Chinese twins.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Is it me, or is Pax starting to look like Brad? He has the same baffled expression around his mother. Also his hair looks familiar.
Poor Queen Zahara - deposed by the First Blob. I hope she gets over it, otherwise FB is doomed.
Oh so, St. A will single handedly make crocs cool again??? I don't think I have ever cared enough before to despise a celeb. I ust picture that wherever they leave, is slathered with dirty diapers, crayon markings and McD fries. Oh, and whoever says that Brangelina doesn't support their fans are dead wrong cause they are regulars at McShits. So, there.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/brad-and-angelinas-children-are-fighti...
http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/articles/celebrity/angelina-jolie/angelina-jo...
THERE, LINKS GOTTDAMN IT!!!
AND I DO REMEMBER A DLISTED POST WHERE YOU COULD SEE A BRUISE/MARK ON SHILOH'S FACE.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Maddox was the center of her attention for a long time. Now he is in a middle of a circus. They could remake the Brady Bunch again and get all the exposure they want. James Haven can play Alice.
All I want to know is WTF is Pax wearing?
Hey Anonymoussss,
Can you link to these articles cause im interested in seeing them!!
I tried to google it to no avail... nor could i find anything using the dlisted or dailymail search. i guess i must not be very good at searching...
Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 11:07am.
Me an over "overzealous fan" of Angie ho or her "family". Come on girlie you gotta try better than that. Yes we all joke about these kids from the way they dress to whether or not they can walk, but you are saying that golden baby Shiloh has been abused since she was born, and pax is beated by Maddox and have proof. All we want to see are the videos and pictures you are talking about.
Isn't it funny how people on here try to flip things around when they are called on their crap. Especailly when they have nothing to back it up. Picking on little kids is not a good look clown.
I hate to say this about kids, but Shiloh and Zahara look "special." I wonder if the doctor's have ever brought that up to them. Pax and Maddox are going to be cute when they grow up.
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These have to be old pics. She looks pregnant there.
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Their combined carbon footprint must be HUGE. Weren't they just in NY and then back to Germany to their high-powered mansion? Crazy.
http://www.modegreen.com/
That long floaty dress Angie is wearing looks competely and totally ridiculous. What the hell kind of "part" is she playing with that? She does everything for effect.
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I have read numerous accounts that the children beat the hell out of each other.
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 7, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 10:34am
There have been repeated articles and photographs.
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This clown is the ultimate Zahara hater. Where are these pictures. I've never seen any of Zahara or Maddox or any of them hitting each other.
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Clown? Zahara hater? Oooh, strong words from an overzealous fan. LOL
There is videotape of Maddox kicking Pax. Articles from the Daily Mail that state Maddox lures Pax so he can beat him up. Tales of ambulances called to the French estate because Pax fell out of a tree.
I posted photos on one of the threads that showed Zahara winging out, others of her hitting Shiloh.
I think the reason her dress is so long is so you can't see her feet... she's actually floating.
A deity like her can't be bothered with walking.
Submitted by original putas on October 7, 2008 - 10:59am.
"Anonymousss" find one of these articles and post it here. since there are so many, I'm sure you'll be able to find one quickly.
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Actually, you just have to look in MK's archives.
"Anonymousss" find one of these articles and photos, and post them here. Since there are so many, I'm sure you'll be able to find something quickly.
Its the responsible thing to do.
These children are very young, and collectively we're shaping an image of them, through websites like this one. I believe in playing fair, so man up and start backing shit up, with FACTS.
Angie needs to eat the entire bag of cheetos and a couple burgers. She's starting to look scary.
Submitted by lizardo911 on October 7, 2008 - 3:16am.
God, she is even starting to looking like brit shit with those big ole sun glasses. She just has such a weird body. I know her face is nice, but man that body is weird - even when she was in shape it was weird...
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I think she looks weird overall. Over the years she's lost more & more weight, & it has made her body look like an anorexic boy with very large breasts. I remember seeing her in Gia & thinking she had a nice body & face, but then I saw her in Original Sin, & something about her body just looked boyish to me. As for the face, I think the "original" Angie looked much sexier & more unique, but now all the plastic surgery she's had done to her face (nose job, chin implant, brow lift) combined with her intense weight-loss makes her look sort of frog-like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ZOxvbt978
And on the subject of her growing litter, I can't help but think about how fucking raw her nipples must be from all that breast-feeding. I've never had kids, but I have girlfiends that have gotten raw, bleeding nipples from just one kid. I can't imagine having 2 or 3 sucking on the poor things.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 10:34am
There have been repeated articles and photographs.
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This clown is the ultimate Zahara hater. Where are these pictures. I've never seen any of Zahara or Maddox or any of them hitting each other.
Submitted by original putas on October 7, 2008 - 10:26am.
How the fuck do you know this??!! You state it as if its a matter of fact! Are you a part of this family? Stop spreading bullshit like this. Calling these children by their names and making judgements about them doesn't qualify you for anything. You just end up looking like a delusional fanatic. If anyone wants to know, they have to ask her MOTHER why she breathes through her mouth.
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 9:20am.
Shiloh breathes through her mouth because Zahara injured her nose when she was just a baby. Zahara's always beating on her.
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There have been repeated articles and photographs.
How the fuck do you know this??!! You state it as if its a matter of fact! Are you a part of this family? Stop spreading bullshit like this. Calling these children by their names and making judgements about them doesn't qualify you for anything. You just end up looking like a delusional fanatic. If anyone wants to know, they have to ask her MOTHER why she breathes through her mouth.
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 9:20am.
Shiloh breathes through her mouth because Zahara injured her nose when she was just a baby. Zahara's always beating on her.
Shiloh = Chasity Bono
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on October 7, 2008 - 10:16am.
My only question is why is Pax dressed like a migrant farm worker?
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My only question is why is Pax dressed like a migrant farm worker? Seriously, why?
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