David Duchovny Is Out In the Wild
Ladies and whores! Grease up your genitals and wash out your no-no hole with Listerine, because David Duchovny is out of sex rehab and ready to party! David was photographed with Tea Leoni at the Czech Days Festival in NYC on Saturday. Doesn't he look fucking thrilled to be out?
Tea and David watched a performance and then ate Czech pancakes. Oh, I'm sure he did. I'm sure he ate the fuck out of those pancakes and rubbed his tongue all over them until Tea quietly pulled him aside and made his peen count to ten.
Sex rehab hasn't been good to David's looks. Bitch is looking a little craggy in the face. This is what a dude's mug looks like after his peen hasn't barfed for a while. Dry spell face. Hopefully, David is all better now and will stop abusing the sexy times. The sexy times is your friend, David. Don't hurt it.