David Duchovny Is Out In the Wild
Ladies and whores! Grease up your genitals and wash out your no-no hole with Listerine, because David Duchovny is out of sex rehab and ready to party! David was photographed with Tea Leoni at the Czech Days Festival in NYC on Saturday. Doesn't he look fucking thrilled to be out?
Tea and David watched a performance and then ate Czech pancakes. Oh, I'm sure he did. I'm sure he ate the fuck out of those pancakes and rubbed his tongue all over them until Tea quietly pulled him aside and made his peen count to ten.
Sex rehab hasn't been good to David's looks. Bitch is looking a little craggy in the face. This is what a dude's mug looks like after his peen hasn't barfed for a while. Dry spell face. Hopefully, David is all better now and will stop abusing the sexy times. The sexy times is your friend, David. Don't hurt it.
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Tea is so lucky! i'd want a hubby like hers. horny all the time!
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 7, 2008 - 8:33am.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 7, 2008 - 9:01am.
Glad I'm not the only one. Evil, you said it perfectly, I'd lose my morals with him. I had a boyfriend "Dan" that resembled him. I enjoyed Dan very very much.
Countdown to divorce in 4...3...2...1
ITS CALLED A VAGINA.
VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA
VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
We have always thought David to be of the homosexual persuasia, despite all the fish-fucking publicity strewn at us 24/7 by David's PR flacks.
Also, we have yet to see any verificatia of David'd legendary sizemeat.
Discuss!
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 7, 2008 - 8:33am
Ahem, me too.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
El Humpo! El Humpo's on the loose, people, and no leg is safe.
Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on October 6, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Ladies,
you may not agree, but there is something about him that makes my pants fall off. I like thinking how freaky he must be in the sack. I like his big nose and would ride it all night long
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Me too, there is something about him that makes my pants and panties just fall off like rip off stripper clothes.
I would lose all my morals with him.
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Dick happens! - MK
Tea is hot!
What is his fucking problem?
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Aw! Give the man some sex! Look at him! Sex is ok! Poor guy.
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Hehehehehe. Tea doesn't look too comfy there. Somethin' tells me he's sleeping on the couch.
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no he is hot and if I had a number I'd be next.
He really is looking shit. I used to think he was the shit, now he just looks it. I feel for my girl Tea, I mean it's must not be nice to know your husband wants sex all the time and he DOESN'T want it from you, now that's cold!
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David looks bad,maybe he needs to get laid.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Yikes, he looks beat. I'll bet the Yalies would still swoon for him though. But that's all I'm allowed to say.
I think Tea's a cutie.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Submitted by James Haven on October 7, 2008 - 12:02am.
Tea's face says it all!
Hey James,
Tea still doesn't trust David. He still looks a little wierd in the head.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
sex addiction is such a cop-out. isn't he just horny like the rest of us?
Tea's face says it all!
"Get those stank fingers off of me, you perv!"
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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tea looks chilled. Yeah MK, Dave looks out of it.
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Submitted by Suki on October 6, 2008 - 11:29pm.
FUCK YOU TEA YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? Hahaha
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
FUCK YOU TEA YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
i use to love this guy...in x-files.
Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
www.realitybedroom.com
how come every time I see "RDJ" on here I think "Richard Dean Anderson"? wah, blech
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
duchovny plays himself on "californication"...his penis needs lots of loving...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
James Haven?
ha ha ha lol wat
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
What a perv!
David invited James Haven to his annual Halloween party but James Haven is not going! David makes all the finger sandwiches himself! Ugh. Who knows where his fingers have been! Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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@manimal
Well, I don't really care about the petty argument crap. I'm just bored with the same old shit, I guess.
@TITS
I don't have the frog anymore and I don't remember where I found it. I could go avieless.
OnTopic: David probably rubbed one of those balloons on his balls to build up static electricity, and then fukked it.
Sex rehab? *shakes head* will wonders never cease?
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
speakit, please bring back the toad.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 9:33pm.
I have nothing to add ... but I'M NOT POSTING IN ANOTHER GOTDAMN MUTHAFUKKIN AJ/BRAD THREAD.
I hear ya. They always seem to turn out bad don't they?
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
oh, yeah, wino
or phoebe price, or brit... who else has been driven into the fukkin ground? IDK, I'm thinking..
I have nothing to add ... but I'M NOT POSTING IN ANOTHER GOTDAMN MUTHAFUKKIN AJ/BRAD THREAD. FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on October 6, 2008 - 9:29pm.
She's laughing through a mouth full of what looks to be a doughnut. Prolly to keep from screaming...
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Oh if I had a nickel....
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Change just brings problems - Doug
She's laughing through a mouth full of what looks to be a doughnut. Prolly to keep from screaming...
He looks like he's been through hell&back. See kids...this is your brain on internet porn!! ;o)
Sex rehab... Is that like a 12-step program?
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 9:20pm.
PS... Mrs. Kravitz, I just bookmarked Margaret and Helen. That shit is priceless!!
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Well, thank TITS, she turned me onto it.
I must give credit where credit is due.
(Or TITS will murderize me.)
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Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Thanks. Purely coincidental. (And please follow the below directions.)
. . . . . .
Now relieve the pressure.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Or Mandy Patinkin. :)
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OMG I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!
Years ago I saw him on some late night show, leno, letterman, whatever, and he comes on schlepping this knapsack, he looked like a NYU graduate student, so unpretentious, such a mensch, OY I love him.
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I have always liked him, and he's such a good actor that I have never been quite able to get past his portrayal of "Levi March" (their take on the Ira Einhorn case)on Law and Order. He was SO creepy good in that role I always think of him as the hippy-political-sixties-girlfriend-killer. IMO, it's always the really good actors who get stereotyped, and for good reason. They are so convincing you can't get past the act.
PS... Mrs. Kravitz, I just bookmarked Margaret and Helen. That shit is priceless!!
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by Tristram on October 6, 2008 - 7:35pm.
I hear he and RDJ are starting a support group.
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Now relieve the pressure.
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it's hilarious how often your sig matches the story! took me a while to realize it wasn't part of your comment.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 9:17pm.
Brad? I thought we were talking about David.
Um, am I confused again?
Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Cool babies strange but not a stranger
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 9:15pm.
If IG was kidding we will just have to slap her because I do love him and I am not kidding.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Him, I don't get.
I do not see the hwat AT ALL.
He's no (say it with me) Alec Baldwin
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Brad is a boy. Alec is a man.
Brad giggles. Alec smiles with his eyes and says something throaty.
Brad does what he's told and wags his tail. Alec gives orders and... *fans self* gotta go.
Brad needs to stop trying to be Frank Sinatra too. It's odious.
edit - i'm thread confused. it still applies though - i can see duchovney giggling too.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Mrs. K., right? And speakit, NO, I am not joking! I have had impure thoughts about him. And that's all I'm saying.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
jinx mrs. K!
I guess I'm not the only one. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 9:09pm.
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Or Mandy Patinken. :)
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I LUFF HIM!!! I thought I was the only one.
were you joking?
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Or Mandy Patinkin. :)
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OMG I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!
Years ago I saw him on some late night show, leno, letterman, whatever, and he comes on schlepping this knapsack, he looked like a NYU graduate student, so unpretentious, such a mensch, OY I love him.
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Cool babies strange but not a stranger
#1: "wash out your no-no hole with Listerine" = OUCHHHH!
#2: LOVE Tea but that is not..the..best..look..for..her.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 9:09pm.
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Or Mandy Patinkin. :)
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Him, I don't get.
I do not see the hwat AT ALL.
He's no (say it with me) Alec Baldwin
*yes, we know that, Mrs. K, we know that*
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Cool babies strange but not a stranger