Palin As Fey?
Sarah Palin reportedly wants to get in on the fun and spoof Tina Fey on "SNL" in the next couple of weeks. You betcha!
For some strange reason Sarah and a few of her staffers think it would be a good idea for her to play Tina in a sketch. The Chicago-Sun Times reports that there's been talk of Sarah appearing on "SNL" as early as this Thursday during a special "Weekend Update." Yeah, a "Weekend Update" on Thursday. Go figure.
Apparently, the plan is for Sarah to make fun of Tina Fey's AMEX commercials with Martin Scorcese. If Sarah can't do this Thursday, then she might do the October 18th episode. SNL is a repeat this Saturday.
This is getting too fucking confusing. I'm already finding it hard to tell the difference between these two. I mean, Sarah Palin needs to stay in her world and Tina Fey needs to stay in her own. They shouldn't mix! You didn't see Tina Fey at the VP debate, did you? Wait. Maybe that was Tina Fey. See. I'm baffled!
If Sarah does do "SNL," can she please bring Joe Sixpack on with her? Seriously. I'm obsessed with him. He sounds hot.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 9:21pm.
I wonder if Bill Clinton would hit it.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 9:19pm.
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TINA FEY!!
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Pearl Necklace and Tubereuse, you must see this!!!
Sarah Palin is a Bitch… there I said it
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I wonder if Bill Clinton would hit it.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 9:19pm.
I always liked Tina Fey but after she said Hilton was a piece of shit I fell in love...HARD!!!!!
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Did anyone notice how much I like to type Tina Fey. I typed four times in two posts. LOL. Hey! Did I ever mention that Tina Fey called Paris Hilton a piece of shit?:
Fucking BEECHEZ! They removed Tina Fey on that show! Money grubbers! Here's the transcript:)
http://www.rhythmism.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46919
http://www.usmagazine.com/node/3875
Wanna see some of Tina Fey's comments?:
HS: What is Paris Hilton like?
TF: She's a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.
HS: Did she give you ideas for sketches?
TF: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like "I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her." She would come in the room and say "you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat." - (she said that in Paris' low voice lol)
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Wow. I guess she really is that dumb. Sarah Palin, I mean ...
These skits are getting old quickly
"Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it’s NOT you girl…
Look. I am going to say what everyone at CNN, CBS, ABC and NBC is thinking but is afraid to say. Governor Palin is a stupid, conniving bitch."
.... Mrs. Kravitz, I think I love you!...reading on.
OK, Mrs. K /turns heel back in to click your link - thanks!
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 6, 2008 - 8:16pm.
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LOL at 'drop it like it's hot'. Maybe she'll be a Fly Girl sort on SNL, and Snoop will be the guest musical act.
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haha! I'd love to see her grinding up all over Snoop! I'm suuure it'd go down really well with all those ever-so enlightened fundielicious, who-ME-racist white voters the GOP has built its rotting foundation on. /dripping sarcasm and cackling on her way out ;D
Pearl Necklace and Tubereuse, you must see this!!!
Sarah Palin is a Bitch… there I said it
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I love Tina Fey. But I can't even watch 2 more seconds of this victim-rape-kit-forced-buying, witch-hunting, wolf-shooting, stupid men in power arse-licking, dim bulb dodgy Stepford wife. Just no.
Tina Fey has helped wreck McCain's chances by showing his VP candidate as the empty designer suit that she is. Palin might be too dumb to understand that Tina's impersonations hurt her image. Palin seems like the type who thinks any publicity is great.
I think Sarah should do it. No rason why she can't get some of hte limelight she created it after all!
Palin makes Dan Quayle look like a rocket scientist. I'd still hit it, though. Damn cute MILF.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Good Lord. Ma Palin is the dumbest ho that ever dumbed.
I am all for this idea, which will surely backfire on Palin.
Republicans trying to be funny is never a pretty sight.
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 6, 2008 - 8:16pm.
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LOL at 'drop it like it's hot'. Maybe she'll be a Fly Girl sort on SNL, and Snoop will be the guest musical act.
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You might get what you're after.
...And I still keep waiting for Sara Palin to let down her hair, throw off those glasses, hike up her skirt and drop it like it's hot. I swear she so has the "hot for teacher" vibe down pat.
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Submitted by MrsWestlake on October 6, 2008 - 7:53pm.
KarenFlats why the hell would Barack choose Hilary as his VP? YOURE the jackass! when they were running against each other, they were enemies of each other. talking shyt about each other. why the fuck would he hire the enemy. shed be out to get him anyway. It would be two faced and phony of him to want to hire her after all they shyt talking he did about her and she about him. dont be a dumbass. she wanted to be president. SHE WANTS HIS SPOT! why would he want to hire the enemy who wants his spot!?
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Well, perhaps because the whole idea is not supposed to be about what HE wants, but what is in the best interests of his country and his party, as I said. Of course, he could have also almost certainly have won over her supporters if he had simply offered it to her, which she may well have turned down. Besides, she is now out campaigning for him, and saying he has her full support. On top of all that, what could she really have done? Pioneered a coup and had him beheaded? Please.
Now, you see how easy that was? I got through that whole rebuttal without calling you a dumbass once. I guess since you couldn't read in far enough in my original post to answer your own question, expecting any civility out of you would be out of the question as well.
PS. If I were her I wouldn't be playing up how dead on Tina Fey is.
PPS. Tina Fey must just love the fact that she looks so much like that woman. That's a blessing, fersure.
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Sarah Palin reportedly wants to get in on the fun and spoof Tina Fey on "SNL" in the next couple of weeks. You betcha!
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It must be done!
What a bonehead. Tina Fey didn't try to mix it up in politics - she did the job she was paid to do. Now this crazy is gonna try to do Tina Fey's job? IS that how she decided to become Vice Pres???
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well im neither alec baldwin or barbara striesand.
KarenFlats why the hell would Barack choose Hilary as his VP? YOURE the jackass! when they were running against each other, they were enemies of each other. talking shyt about each other. why the fuck would he hire the enemy. shed be out to get him anyway. It would be two faced and phony of him to want to hire her after all they shyt talking he did about her and she about him. dont be a dumbass. she wanted to be president. SHE WANTS HIS SPOT! why would he want to hire the enemy who wants his spot!?
Submitted by MrsWestlake on October 6, 2008 - 7:48pm.
If she becomes the next VP i swear Im leaving America.
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Alec Baldwin and Barbara Streisand tried that already, about 8 years ago with Bush. Strangely enough, they are both still here...
i mean INSTEAD of talking about ENERGY. ugh that bitch sucks ballz. And then she thinks shes doing some big good deed by focusing on "Special Needs" children. shes selfish as hell. she wouldnt give two shits about special needs children if she didnt have one of her own. she should start a fund for special needs adults cuz shes a fucking retard if I ever saw one.
sarah palin sucks! she doesnt have time to be on SNL. she should be home learning how to answer questions with a straight answer and talking about ENERGY everytime someone asks her something. I dont have the ENERGY to look at her stupid ass face any more. If she becomes the next VP i swear Im leaving America. shes a fucking moron.
Both of those bitches are boring, I hate them. ZZZzzz... SnurrrrrgaccksnorckQ! **waking up** Hate both these bitches!! DIE! Both of you are irrelevant! DIEDIEDIE.
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 6, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Sorry, I hope she does it!
*runs*
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Roger that!
She'll only fuck it up, and thus provide even MORE comic material.
It's like trying to outfunny the class clown that's been making fun of you.
No way in hell her handlers should let her do this if it's true. I refuse to believe there are that many stewpid people in the world.
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@IlovePapaSmurf Ok, but I get to kick Sarah too then.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 6, 2008 - 6:59pm.
McCain knew what he was doing. That's the sad thing. He knew that people would talk about this broad, would make a parody of her and most importantly, believes she can run this country.
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Of course he knew what he was doing. But why does no one seem to realize who opened the door wide and clear for him to do so? Barack Obama, that's who. If he had simply chosen his VP based on common sense and listened to the members of his OWN PARTY, he would have chosen Hillary as his VP, or at least given her right of first refusal. Instead, because he is a vindictive little jackass, he snubbed her again, and as publicly as humanly possible--because he knows in his heart he skated in. She should have been the Democratic Nominee. That's my opinion, and I'm sticking to it.
Is anyone going to seriously tell me he has more experience than HC? And I cannot STAND Hillary. Try living in Upstate NY and having her as your Senator, as see how much you like her. However, how can I take a man seriously who cannot even see his way clear to doing what is right for his country, not to mention his party? If these two had been able to work out their differences, a ticket of Obama/Clinton would have been absolutely unbeatable. Instead, we're stuck with a choice of VP's that include a woman who is a hugely polarizing force and a doddering old plagiarist. Great.
Joey is reluctant to admit that they BOTH have copied my Absolutely Fabulous style and poise....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Bye Bitchez!
Gotta jet~ It was fun!
xoxoxo
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MK~ 07/01/08
"Submitted by tonicbitch on October 6, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Sarah Palin makes me want to kick puppies and resign my ovaries."
Make sure they're stuffed puppies, please.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I just noticed my siggy is exactly what I think of her.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
"Submitted by Fucking_Classy on October 6, 2008 - 7:03pm.
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A-fucking-men to all you said."
Thanks. I love your avatar. Very Zesty!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by radio siren on October 6, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Exactly...
She is like a 16 yr old. thinking shes "All The Shit."
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Michael K, you're not the only one confused:
http://defamer.com/5058797/clueless-french-newspaper-misidentifies-troub...
"CLUELESS FRENCH NEWSPAPER MISIDENTIFIES 'TROUBLED' TINA FEY AS SARAH PALIN"
Even the French can't tell the diff!
That is all.
Palin has a nose that looks like a boxer's or a football player's.
Instead of most noses that are trinagular, her's is more square, like she's been punched in the nose a few times. It's odd. Every time I watch her, I can't help staring at it.
Fey is so much prettier.
What the fuck is this! If she has time to volunteer to do fucking sketches on SNL, then she has too much time on her hands and is not taking the VP nomination seriously. Between campaigning (aka making wild and inappropriate accusations against Obama), her duties as governor (okay, scratch that, she probably sat behind a desk and applied make-up all day) and her family, especially her DS infant, there is something very wrong about her glibly making plans to be on TV! It reeks of attention-whoring self-importance!
Mark my words, without a doubt, this woman stands before her VANITY mirror every morning and tells herself she will soon be the POTUS. She's power-hungry and doesn't even have the education and knowledge that Hillary had, so her vanity is largely unfounded in reality. But many Americans don't have a problem with making her lofty fantasies possible! I really DON'T GET IT.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
That "debate" last Thursday was embarrassing. I had to change the channel when she came on its just really hard to watch/listen to her.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Sarah Palin makes me want to kick puppies and resign my ovaries.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 6, 2008 - 6:59pm.
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A-fucking-men to all you said.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Thanks...it drove me batty.
I think she is trasy too. She reminds me of a slutty housewife/soccermom who thinks shes being coy and sneaky fucking other womens hubbys in a small town. The local PTA slut who everyone laughs about.
**hangs head in shame for about 2 seconds...**
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Sarah Palin is a classic case of when voting for a woman DOES NOT mean voting for women.
Bitch needs to be shot in the face.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Hey Hey Hey! Quit talkin' bout me behind my bakc! Useless wenches. Get me a beer!
"Submitted by Hekki on October 6, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Balenciaga Bitch: YES. I noticed her bangs, too. I think it was so she could toss her head and also to peek up from underneath them like Princess Di did. Like everything else, the hairstyle is calculated.
I am not a Republican, although I agree with them on some issues. If I were a Republican, I would be FURIOUS that they let this BIMBO run with McCain. I'm furious that they thought that Hillary supporters would switch sides to vote for her just because she has ovaries. I heard a conservative radio talk show host say the same thing - with not a trace of irony. *shakes head*"
McCain knew what he was doing. That's the sad thing. He knew that people would talk about this broad, would make a parody of her and most importantly, believes she can run this country. But this bitch probably doesn't know how a grocery list works. She's horrible.
And McCain strongly believed that Hilary supporters would jump, trust me on that. But if they were going to jump because she was a woman, they wouldn't because she's everything they're against. So laugh in his face.
And calling Obama a terrorist or says he has terrorist ties is a low form of politics and she deserves a boot up her ass for that comment. Not because I'm a Obama supporter, but calling him a terrorist because he's friends with an ex-extremist is a bit far-fetched, and if you're asking me, a little racist.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
The only reason Sarah would do this is to take the humor away from Tina's skits. Then it would appear she is in on the gags. That people are laughing with her, not at her. This would be a deliberate calculated move to diffuse the humor.
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fuzzyslippers on October 6, 2008 - 6:51pm
Yes, I live to see Palin over think and have Irony kick her ass.
If they could, they would so have planned for Bristol's baby to be born on the eve of Election night.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...