Kim KardASSIAN Is All Natural
Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her 14-year-old self to respond to all the HATERS that say she's had plastic surgery. Yes, she's 14 in this picture. It makes me feel all sorts of uncomfortable. I feel like I should be pouring myself a cup of iced tea and taking a seat. And if those bikini briefs were any higher she could wrap them over her shoulders.
Anypedo, Kim wrote this shit on her blog:
I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.
I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.
This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!
All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!
I have always had an insecurity with my nose... People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!
I was wondering what Kim was going to do to stay relevant now that she's been kicked off of "Dancing with the Has-Beens," and we have our answer! Pedo Bear is waiting in the woods for her to post pictures of her 11-year-old C cups.
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My boobs are natural DD's & they fucking started developing at 12. Grrrrrrrr.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on October 6, 2008 - 5:35pm.
This, this, this....FUCKING THIS!! God damn, I hate these people! Honestly, if every one of them were to drop dead right now, the world could only improve. But I think the worst thing of all is how there are people out there that actually look up to these disgusting creatures, and want to be just like them. It truly is a symptom of how sick our society has become. Like I said in another thread, I think the terrorists have already won, and they didn't have to do a damn thing. We did it (and are still doing it) to ourselves.
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Exactly. That's what I am trying to say.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Yeah, I had a large B at age 11, and was a D by age 13, so it CAN happen, but real tits don't look like that. Or at least mine never did. Oh, and mine go up and down when I lose and gain weight. I went from a D to a B in 2 weeks a couple of months ago, and I only lost like, 15-20lbs. So I would think that would be another way to tell if they are real or fake...if they don't change if someone loses a lot of weight. Like what happened with Hohan. Remember when she got real thin and had those huge tits? Then she got them removed? I still say that real ones don't look like that, but that's just me. What the hell do I know?
As if the world isn't already overrun with useless quasi-celebrities giving us useless info about themselves. If she ever does decide on plastic surgery, I can sum up the procedure she needs in one word: guillotine.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 6, 2008 - 5:33pm.
I understand, girls at 14 can have huge tits, I did, but these just look fake to me that's all...
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It's pretty obvious if you look at the before and after pics here that her nose has been refined some. Not that you whores care but I know you're all bored.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on October 6, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Upon further examination, those tits here are as fake as the LardAssian herself. No 14 year old has tits like that, unless they are fake.
I have to disagree, My roomate's daughter has double D's since she is 14... she is trying to get a breast reduction, now that she is 19.
Yeah, I had big ones at 14, but they weren't like that...maybe cuz I hated them so GD much...I wore sport bras actually...
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I knew the boobs were real. I've had huge melons since high school. I know what they look like. I'm always shocked when people wonder how a young girl can have such big tits. I always say, ummm, cause that's when you start getting them, you asshole. Can someone hand me my chip so I can put it back on my shoulder?
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ShiningKnight on October 1
well, my daughter had huge ones at fourteen, she didn't get them from me, financially or bio, they just... grew.. we were like WTF is that?
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 6, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Um, my breasts looked like that when I was 14. I got my period when I was 10. She's Armenian. I'm Turkish. Maybe it's a Middle Eastern thing. We develop earlier perhaps.
She's a waste of space but I have to say she's beautiful.
Salem13
she does this all the time
last week it was what size she is
good to know this skank billygoat has her priorities in life straight
next time someone tells me I resemble her I will punch them in the penis-cause all us arab/indian/persian/pakistani chicks look like her billygoat ass right?
NOT!! Yes I said Not like Borat
pukatronic-renewed hate for her
Upon further examination, those tits here are as fake as the LardAssian herself. No 14 year old has tits like that, unless they are fake.
Besides, look at the space between them. Horsey Montag and Ceiling eyes have the same space in between the teats. Fuck off cunt!
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BAHHHH!!! Quick! Another Branglelina/Wino/Britney/P Duddy post!!! Anything!!! I do not, DO NOT want to see this everytime i refresh!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!
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Its not unheard of for spoiled rich kids to get plastic surgery at an early age.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
She needs a brainal implant.
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Now relieve the pressure.
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DUH! The nose! Good catch! She soooooooooooooooo had a nose job. LIAR!!!!!
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Pedobear + dlisted = awesome
I wonder if MK likes mudkipz
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WTF what 14 yr old looks like that? I was still in my training bra at 14. And why does she feel the need to "prove" to the world she didn't have plastic surgery? One picture isn't going to change peoples minds.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
As if a fourteen-year-old can't get tit-surgery when the parent(?) consents.
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FUCKING LIAR!
Her nose was DEFINITELY done.
God, I HATE THIS LYING BITCH-WHORE.
DIE already. please.
ok guys, off to work! lol
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Chris Henson would not be amused . . .
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Oh no...I just read the part where she says how she's gonna wait til she has kids to get her tits lifted. KIDS? Oh please God, NO. NO NO NO NO NO! This worthless cum dumpster should NOT BREED! See? See why I am a supporter of eugenics?
...and can I say that this pic should serve as a reason for the poultry and dairy indusrty to stop pumping mounds of hormones into our foods. It really pisses me off that I'm in my mid twenties and barely fill a B cup and my 13 year old cousin is walking around with a full D-cup...WTF?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Dumb bitch. It's called math and you should have multiplied that 14 by two at the very least.
Oh, and keep talking about your shit like someone cares.
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How do we know she didn't get the tits at 13 before this picture was taken?
And why does she think people think about her and her fat ass?
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To stay relevant would imply she's been relevent in the past.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I think even Pedobear has better taste. And sorry, but those tits look fake even there. I don't know if 14-year olds can get implants, but they don't look real. And didn't Ali Lohan (that ugly fucking troll) get collagen even though she's only 14? So I suppose it can be done, and if anyone was going to do it, it would be these people. And what 14-year old looks like that? It's probably her a few years ago, after the surgery, and she's trying to pass it off as her when she was 14. Because there is another pic out there of her where she really DOES look 14, and she's flat-chested and looks like a totally different person. Does anyone else remember that pic? She's wearing a bikini top and cutoff shorts....look at that pic and then try and tell me bitch hasn't gotten surgery. LIES!
LOL...is she serious?! 1. How do we know she was really 14 in this pic, 2. It's ironic she posted a front view of herself but not a back view, and 3. Who gives a f***?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
wow i cant imagine that anyone really cares..shes such a waste of dna
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I'm pretty sure it's a crime to look 35 when you're 14.
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Yes, she's 14 in this picture. It makes me feel all sorts of uncomfortable.
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