Monday, October 6th 2008

Kim KardASSIAN Is All Natural

Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her 14-year-old self to respond to all the HATERS that say she's had plastic surgery. Yes, she's 14 in this picture. It makes me feel all sorts of uncomfortable. I feel like I should be pouring myself a cup of iced tea and taking a seat. And if those bikini briefs were any higher she could wrap them over her shoulders.

Anypedo, Kim wrote this shit on her blog:

I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.

I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

I have always had an insecurity with my nose... People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!

I was wondering what Kim was going to do to stay relevant now that she's been kicked off of "Dancing with the Has-Beens," and we have our answer! Pedo Bear is waiting in the woods for her to post pictures of her 11-year-old C cups.

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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:03am.

You fucking rock.

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I just posted this on bitch's MS page:

You are SUCH a liar. You have a HUGE honker of a nose and an ass as flat as a pancake, honey.

http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--bu...

I suppose your sister, Kourtney, never had anything done either. Right? Mmmmhmmm...

http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/breast-aug/kourtney-kardas...

What about your Stepdad? No?

http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/nose-job/bruce-jenner#9Wiz...

Your entire family is made of plastic, including your souls. Your POS Dad made a living by lying his ass off to defend murderers and child molesters. The apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree. Now quit blogging and go take a golden shower or something...just please don't do video this time, OK?

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You bitches are so harsh when it comes to this ho. She obviously develops early - I didn't have bags under my eyes like that until I was at least 40.

And I love how she (like Halle Berry) talk about how proud they are of their of their ethnicity yet they shave down their nose bridges to look caucasian. I think they were both stunning before they went under the scalpel. Such hypocrisy.

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I tend to believe her because:

a) She hangs out with Hollywood people where having an ass that large is not really an asset (Except for Jlo) because you can't wear small designer sizes.

b) Really skinny hollywod girls withe smaller butts will make fun of you.

C) She dates black guys, which is a totally predictable behavior when you have a body like that. Black guys are all over you.

d) She posted this pic. Weird, yes. But she's 14 with the same body.

this poor girl will need an ass-lift soon!

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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:29pm.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 6, 2008 - 11:29pm.

A-hem!

http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--bu...

Lying biatch! On both counts!
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A-hem!

http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--bu...

Lying biatch! On both counts!

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People develop at different rates. Some people here were talking about fully developed nine year olds, I have never seen that, it must be hormones they put in food.

I believe her though, she looks exactly like one of my friends did at fourteen, I was always so jealous! Still am, it riles me to see twelve to fourteen year olds who are more developed than I am.

I am 27 and have never managed to fill more than a small a cup. I did try to gain weight once to make them grow, it took me a year of overeating to gain 22 pounds, the boobs were still the same size. My stomach swelled and everybody thought I was pregnant. Went back to eating normally and was ten pounds below my original weight within six weeks.

I have been the same size ever since (94 pounds), I think people are just different genetically and as long as you eat healthily and exercise you will be the healthiest weight for you.

Too much is focused on the body shapes/sizes of young girls which is dangerous. No matter what size they are they can't win!

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well then, bring on the 11 year old pics of herself if she expect us to believe this

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Bitch, please! You have ONE picture of your narcissistic ass self when you were 14? And then Santa came to play golf with your Daddy, right?

PS. Her left boobie (our left) looks like it's got a big saline bubble in it to me.

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those boobies scream fake...I wouldn't be surprised if this picture is fake somehow.

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I don't know about her ass, but I'm sure her boobs are real. Heaps of girls have big boobs. The bit that gets me is how BIG her ass is, in comparison to the rest of her body. I guess she could be one of the few with an ass that naturally big, but eh...

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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 6, 2008 - 9:12pm.

What is this picture? It looks like some kind of creepy resort souvenir. Or like something out of those videos they make you watch in elementary school when the next door neighbor offers the girl a cookie if she'll take off her bathing suit.
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Um, I must have been sick that day in 4th grade. Ew. You're right though.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

She's gorgeous and sexy, no doubt about it, which makes it even sadder that she was willing to get pissed on to become famous like her mentor Paris Hilton. This dumb girl could have had a fine modeling career and married rich without that kind of "help." And I say these things because having her picture taken and marrying rich seem to be all that she aspires to, IMO.

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What is this picture? It looks like some kind of creepy resort souvenir. Or like something out of those videos they make you watch in elementary school when the next door neighbor offers the girl a cookie if she'll take off her bathing suit.

I can't be the only one who saw that.

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Lardassian looks pretty in this photo but her boobs look fake here too.

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Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 9:01pm.
what's that next to the puppy?

that is a see-ment cat
lawn art, statuary
like a garden gnome but it's a cat.

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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 6, 2008 - 8:54pm.

lying no talent HWORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what's that next to the puppy?

and you spelt cunt wrong.

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I think this is a photoshopped photo. I believe Kim has had a nose job to make it more appealing and possibly had breast augmentation. I also think she had a upper thigh and buttocks liposuction.I recently saw one of her photos in a bikini sideways and she has a peculiar and unnatural lower buttocks/ upper thigh line. The only other peoople who have this kind of gravity defying look are african tribal women

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lying no talent HWORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!

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What kind of parent lets their 14-yo dress like this? Apparently the fucking Kardashians. It's a good thing her father is dead -- he'd probably kill himself over his daughter getting pissed on in sex tapes.

But then again, old Bob might've sewed up a marketing deal for that shit.

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I hope KK is a better lay for the hotness that is Reggie Bush cause she was lifeless in her sex tape with Ray J. No wonder she was kicked off DWTS...she's bland & boring.
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MK, Pedobear only goes for like little girls with flat chests, not underagers in generals.
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Nothing wrong with having big titays and a big booty. I never thought they were fake. Perhaps because I never really cared enough. What I do care about is the quality of these shitty sex tapes these little skanks make. You'd think with all that peen sucking they would have racked up SOME experience??

There is something terribly wrong in this world when you release footage of you sucking a dong and inducing sleep with your lack of ability in the sack in a "private hom video", pose for playboy and are somehow famous.. and not for these two reasons!

She may indeed be your typical "so annoying I want to punch your face off" LA brat child.... but she is a hot piece for now until gravity has it's wicked way with her.

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Ms. Caligula's picture

I'm not quite sure about her boobs, but I'm about 101% for sure that she's had a nose job & some sort of butt-lift or actual butt implants:

http://www.plasticsergeant.com/home/celebrity/surgery/kim-kardashian--bu...

Personally, I think she went from average-looking chick to tranny-chic. Way to go, Kim.

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Lying CUNT!!! At a minimum, she's had a nose job and veneers for sure. I saw a pic of her when she was younger with her mouth open and she had different teeth. And no doubt the bitch has had lipo. This bitch is just delusional.

And who the fuck lets their 14-year-old walk around like that? Oh yeah, the same parents who will watch their little darling grow up to star in a porno movie as urinal cake.

i dont believe she didnt have plastic surgery. she knows she had butt implants. it just doesnt look natural.

her 14 year old photo is way too sexy for a 14 year old. i cant believe her parents let her go out in public with that 2 piece bathing suit.

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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 7:19pm.

I wasn't aware that Photoshop had a silicone tool.

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LOL your lips to adobes ears!

That's funny. First the bandaid, now the needle!

I think that's really her, and I think that's really sad. How terrible for girls that young to be so developed. Is it something in the meat? Hormones or something being put in food that has caused young girls to develop SO QUICKLY? Whenever I see young teenagers these days I'm struck by the size of their bosoms and butts. It's so rare to see the skinnie minnie girls anymore.

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DAE, that was scary about how the 14-year old sees Kim as her role model. *shudders*

My younger sis started developing at NINE YEARS OLD! She was def a D cup by 7th grade. (I, on the other hand, weighed 90 pounds through 8th grade and could only wish to fit into an A-cup bra...). I guess reality is somewhat possible in this pic (tying your bikini strings tightly to the point of strangulation really helps to lift them up and give them that freshly implanted look), but they really just look fake to me. And the fact that the photo looks like it was taken in the 70's really doesn't help.

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Puhleez!! this bitch is addicted to Plastic Surgery.....but to her luck, she's had some good doctors, Everybody knows her ass is fake, her tits, and some work done on her face....is just not genetically possible to have a body like hers naturally.....She deserves a big BITCH PLEASE!!!

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She had a NOSE JOB!
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Columbia's picture

That doesn't really look like her, but it certainly don't look like a teenager.

Im a dumbass with the computer but i'll try anyway. Old pic...

http://www.kimkardashian.com/2008/09/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-old-school-pi...

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um that shit looks like a 14 year olds face photoshoped on a grown woman's body

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Actually that photo looks photoshopped.
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I wasn't aware that Photoshop had a silicone tool. I'll have to check it out. Her and Paris are perfect soul mates for sure.

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She's definately lying. Seriously, go to her website and search for the "old school pic" that she posted of herself when she was 18 (in the cowboy hat)and you can see how small her boobs were. I would post a link but im lazy and computer illiterate so maybe someone else can do it? Anyway i dont have a problem with plastic surgery i just hate it when people deny it all the time. And her butt is fake too...it looks like she's wearing a damn diaper because her butt isn't in proportion to the rest of her body.

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awww, naturally skanky even as a tender teen

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DAE, valid points taken.

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Submitted by Flatsy on October 6, 2008 - 6:39pm.
DAE
I totally understand hard core fans - for someone who has talent. Singer, actor, etc., but not for a home video turned E reality personality. And these little girls adore her? Do their parents read their posts? I think not

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I agree, but this is the world the world is today. If you have your Reality show (sadly what you di before that doesnt count) that you are someone to be respected/admired/have loons. Sad but true.

Parents can try, but kids today know more about pc's then alot of their parents so they have a huge advantage over them. I mean at 14 i was reading porn and my mum had no clue what I was doing because I know more about computers than she does.

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I dunno, from her impeccably waxed former unibrow (I'm SURE) to her no doubt waxed nether regions and large bouncy breastises, I'm definitely feeling old. When I was 14 I remember begging my mom to please "can I shave my legs now?", not "can I get plastic surgery and wax my hoo-ha?"

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"Submitted by Sensimina on October 6, 2008 - 6:37pm."

I totally agree with you about cutting off their checks. My best friend has baby mama drama with her husbands ex, who her hubby had kids with. They've been fighting a downhill battle for custody for 5+ years. The ex abuses the kids and doesn't give a shit about them, but she fights for them only so that she can keep getting her stamps and her check each month. People just use their kids for the money and it's so sad =(

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Submitted by letinstar: "with the right amount money, these plastic surgeons were handing out fake tits to young teenagers...this skank posting her 14 year old pictures doesn't prove anything...."

I think you're right. There are some scumbag doctors out there.

However, I think Kim's boobs are real. The nose and ass? Another story.

lol...photoshop much?????

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tonicbitch's link is the best for the pic:

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4376/2947/1600/365003/fme.jpg

Jerkygirl's picture

Why isn't Kimbo the Bimbo showing this picture before her breast implants & nose job!

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/02/15/i-am-kim-kardashia...

She is a liar!

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Sensimina - I agree with you about the paycheck per kid thing. Another awful truth.