Kim KardASSIAN Is All Natural
Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her 14-year-old self to respond to all the HATERS that say she's had plastic surgery. Yes, she's 14 in this picture. It makes me feel all sorts of uncomfortable. I feel like I should be pouring myself a cup of iced tea and taking a seat. And if those bikini briefs were any higher she could wrap them over her shoulders.
Anypedo, Kim wrote this shit on her blog:
I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.
I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.
This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!
All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!
I have always had an insecurity with my nose... People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!
I was wondering what Kim was going to do to stay relevant now that she's been kicked off of "Dancing with the Has-Beens," and we have our answer! Pedo Bear is waiting in the woods for her to post pictures of her 11-year-old C cups.
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I am an ethnic woman with a toned, curvy body and full lips. Those breasts, aside from the size (mine ARE that size and are perky b/c I wear a bra to bed) are not natural b/c real breasts don't sit that way. It has nothing to do with how curvy one is. Real fat does not sit like that. Period. Only saline or silicone.
She's probably telling the truth. Ethnic women have beautiful, naturally curvy bodies and full lips.
Oh my gawd! Any sane woman with real breasts knows those water bags are not real.
Mira, show me one fucking plastic surgeon that will do breast implants on a 14 year old. Bitch is lying because in this pic where she is supposedly 14 she already has breast implants.
I am still trying to decide which one of these Beverly Hills/Brentwood crack-whores is more a waste of carbon? Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton...or maybe Britney?
So just cause Kim didnt have surgery (allegedly) doesnt mean she is worth the carbon she is carrying around. Plus are you kidding, this picture looks obviously photo-shopped. It looks like they attached her head on it or the boobs or sthg. Plus, it wouldnt surprise me if she had gotten plastic surgery with 14. She is as fake and plastic as they come and the mother being an even bigger whore than she is, doesnt strike me as someone who would have denied her little princess slut breast enlargement so she can "make it".
"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
If she is 14/doesn't have plastic surgery I'll eat my shoe. That fugly tranny mess needs to go away. No way she's 14 in that picture.
Kim, your pants are on fire.
http://famousplastic.com/2008/06/09/kim-kardashian-had-her-nose-done/
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 7, 2008 - 8:24am.
Who?
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Exactly!
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Pisspot Kardioass is heading to a well deserved resting place called Oblivion. Which can only mean - get ready for her new "leaked" private pissporn in three, two, ...
Some dude thought I was 19 which is ok but not ok I still get id'd I HATE IT .. take it as a compliment? HELL FUCKING NO when I am trying to get a drink or a smoke dude let yourself down I want your manager!
Who cares?!
When she can prove she is not a skank biscuit, that will be news!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
She just needs to stop "proving" things and go away cos nobody really cares if she has had surgery or not. Especially for the folks in Hollywood. I mean EVERYBODY has had work done there, so what's the big fucking deal?
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Jordan's (Katie Price) REAL Voice, it ain't Pretty!
Believe me there are 14 year olds that have tit jobs.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Nite.
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
***Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 2:12am.
Good night! i'm not losing sleep over this ho. She's snuggling with her football player in his mansion right now, and here we are talking about her butt. Who really has the last laugh? lol
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Oooooh, so it's all about being with a football player and living in a mansion. Is that it?
Figures.
Pardon me, I like myself enough that I don't try to find acceptance by letting dudes piss on my face and video it for the world to see. NO SHAME.
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
Nite, Gigi
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 2:12am.
Who really has the last laugh? lol
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Definitely not the proctologist who gets dispatched to find her talent. He'll need the Jaws of Life to pry apart those silicone filled hot water bottles she calls a set of ass implants.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 2:09am.
That's true. I'm just presenting the other side of the coin. I only say something about the snark if it seems unfair in some way, otherwise I chime in too should I be motivated.
Hey, you cared enough to respond... Nice talking to you and Valtrex. Good night.
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 7, 2008 - 2:08am.
Shit, I hope she can get Earl Scheib to bondo up that crease, for $129.95.
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She won't have to pay anything. I'm sure she has plenty of gunk accumulated there to take care of it, just like the rest of her 'seams'.
Now if only we could figure out a way to seal that big ol' pesky facial crease of hers...
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
I'm confused. Is her ass fake or what? Hahahahah... as if.
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Watch out...
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Good night! i'm not losing sleep over this ho. She's snuggling with her football player in his mansion right now, and here we are talking about her butt. Who really has the last laugh? lol
***Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 2:05am.
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I have no problem with you stating your opinion, but that doesn't mean I have to agree with it.
Or care about it...
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 2:06am.
Shit, I hope she can get Earl Scheib to bondo up that crease, for $129.95.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 7, 2008 - 2:04am.
Well I didnt see it, so I wouldn't know. I'm only judging by her pics
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 7, 2008 - 2:04am.
btw, saw her porn, you can see the seam of her left butt implant when Ray J's hittin' it from the back. Looked like he was sodomizing an ottoman.
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ROFL!!! I hope she Scotch-Guarded it before sexy times!
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 2:01am.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is that you posted in regard to HER myspace entry. Not his. He never said " I haven't had any plastic surgery and I'm the father of the year."
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 1:57am.
If not for low blows, Kim would never have become marginally famous. It's all who you blow.
btw, saw her porn, you can see the seam of her left butt implant when Ray J's hittin' it from the back. Looked like he was sodomizing an ottoman.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:59am.
BTW, I checked out those pics. And the ones of her are inconclusive. She could have weighed less where she was wearing jeans or it could have been a really stretchy jean.
The ones with the jean shorts, you can't see her butt, but it looks big just from the size of her hips. She made have had a nose job, but the pic was grainy.
***Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 1:57am.
Uh..no. Her parents are pretty bad. They spoil those kids. But her stepdads plastic surgeries? That's a low blow. Cause he looks scary.
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Hey, HE'S the one who chooses to be on TV 24/7. 100% fair game!
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
Absent father+hot body=sexual promiscuity... its a theory anyway
Of course she's slutty with that body. She was probably drawing out all perves from a 20 mile radius when she was young.
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 7, 2008 - 1:53am.
She prepped Kim too. You don't just become a useless example of a urinary drainage bag, that shit has to be taught.
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She MUST have practiced that scene for years then because she just looked sooo natural! She should have won a Shammy Award for that one.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 7, 2008 - 1:48am.
Are you gonna defend their 11 year old daughter working the stripper pole in episode one?
Uh..no. Her parents are pretty bad. They spoil those kids. But her stepdads plastic surgeries? That's a low blow. Cause he looks scary.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:51am.
She prepped Kim too. You don't just become a useless example of a urinary drainage bag, that shit has to be taught.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Bow-chika-bow-wow.
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Watch out...
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***Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 7, 2008 - 1:48am.
Are you gonna defend their 11 year old daughter working the stripper pole in episode one?
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Hey, she did a great job!
"Whoo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo-o-ooo!"
At least her Mom is preparing this one for her future.
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 1:45am.
Are you gonna defend their 11 year old daughter working the stripper pole in episode one?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
***Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 1:42am.
LOL! I dare you to post your phone number or an email address. Post your spam email address.
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I DID use my real email address when posting on her blog. I'm not skeered!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 7, 2008 - 1:41am
I'm not going to defend her sluttiness, that's for sure. She's on her own with that one.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:40am.
***Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 1:37am.
Yeah, but would you say this to her face?
Sure I would, but I'd have to stand back a few feet to avoid the urine stench.
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LOL! I dare you to post your phone number or an email address. Post your spam email address.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 1:37am.
I thought I DID say it to her face in the bar last night, turned out I was just talking to the urinal cake. Again.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:29am.
I know it's hard to think of these people as actual humans, but they are. I just think you can express your opinions without messing with people's loved ones.
***Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on October 7, 2008 - 1:37am.
Yeah, but would you say this to her face?
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Sure I would, but I'd have to stand back a few feet to avoid the urine stench.
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
I feel like dancing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
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Watch out...
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:29am.
Yeah, but would you say this to her face? It's easy when it's anonymous.
I just think she put herself out there to be picked on with this MySpace posting, but she said nothing about her family. It's like if you posted a comment on here and then people started talking crap about your family. It's a low blow, that's all.
you know, the economy was doing just fine until big fat asses became popular. Just sayin'
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Yeah, Gigi...I just remembered that I forgot about her whore Mom so I posted this too:
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*****October 6, 2008 10:17 PM
Mom to 2 cuties says:
I would never in a million years let me 14 year old daughter wear that. That is the most disturbing thing. Your mother should be ashamed of herself.
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Ummmm....her Mom has a stripper pole in her bedroom for her two young daughters and all the world to see. She HAS no shame!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 7, 2008 - 1:03am.
Wow that's mean. She only talked about herself after all. Her sister and her stepdad? Ouch!
I can resolve this implant mystery once and for all. *blowing on fingers*
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Now relieve the pressure.