Monday, October 6th 2008
Brad On A Bike
Brad Pitt was back in New Orleans today bike riding to a meeting or some shit. I bet some of you crazy whores would sell one of your loved ones to be Brad's bike for one day. Brad usually doesn't make my pubes sweat, but he's looking kind of sexy in that Mormon outfit. I've always had a fucked up thing for Mormons. It must be the underwear.
Brother Brad also had a drawn picture of Obama on his notebook. I bet you one of the twin messiahs drew that with their eyes closed while on a bumpy plane ride. The twin messiahs also put that bike together in 30-seconds flat.
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so when can we expect a syntax fight?
Or maybe one of three newer attention whores to post incessantly, attack posters, and and in general like total asshats?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
i kinda like him all old n stuff =P
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Why is he back in New Orleans?
I really want to find him attractive, I really do..but I just can't. Castrated men do nothing for me.
...And I was thinking the exact same thing Gia. What's up with the ciagar lounge, fedora, circa 1950 get up? Somewere in the corner of Brad's mind he must think that he is a member of the Rat Pack or something. Umm, no Bradley, the only pack you are a member of is the Angelina's "heal the world, multi-racial, UNICEF International" pack.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
omg.. there's a brit post too.
lemme see.. a wino post, a brad post, an angie post...
could we get something interesting, maybe? There are a whoooole lot of celebrities.
What's next? A PP post?
MK, tell the messiahs to get off their lazy asses and fix the economy.
It'd be funny if he got hit by a moving van.
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Now relieve the pressure.
the mormons usually go out on their bikes in short sleeved shirts...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
MK...If you have a thing for Mormon twinks, check out "Latter Days"
On topic: bleh
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
he is so boring!! plus what year is it? his fashion always makes me think we are in a time warp. if he hooked up with Dita the space time continuum would probably implode sucking us all into a black hole.
Something tells me that MK enjoys the shit out of this. :)
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 6, 2008 - 4:39pm.
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Aw, you love it. Everyone's a loonie in one way or another. Hee hee.
Seriously, is this supposed to be a joke? Another brangi post? 'Cause it's not very funny.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Little Braddykins needs help getting off his bike. How precious.
I love the fact that he has "bike handlers"! He can't kickstand his own bike? What a douche!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
french quarter?
I like his sunglasses
Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I don't think that is Obama. The eyes aren't right.
I'm more interested in his bike. Are the handle bars supposed to be up that high? He looks so awkward on it.
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It's a cruiser. Handles are supposed to be like that.
I thought he had to support McCain/Palin cause Angie said so.
k so I'm watching crappy TV last night and Mr. and Mrs. Smith comes on. Never watched it, but I said WTF...
OMG he was so fine!!! Like fight club fine...shame that his hotness withered up along with his balls!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
What the...?
He's in New Orleans? This prompts my theory that Angie keeps everyone disoriented and ripe for manipulation through jet lag.
Well, maybe there are some people who enjoy traveling more than I do. I like visiting far away places, but the actual getting there is like torture to me. Then again, if you've got a private jet and assistants and you don't have to stand in security lines and take your shoes off 20 times, it's probably a walk in the park.
I used to get to New Orleans more often, but not once since Katrina. I'm more happy about seeing a pic of my favorite restaurant there, than seeing Mr. Jolie's ass getting off a bike.
His days of bein a hot piece are long since over.
MK Im thisclose to saying I QUIT THIS BITCH to your entire fucking site.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh, the paps just HAPPEN to be there. Wow, what a lucky coinkydink. I'm sure no one **coughBrad or Angiecough** called them.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
You guys are such STALKERS!!!!
I don't think that is Obama. The eyes aren't right.
I'm more interested in his bike. Are the handle bars supposed to be up that high? He looks so awkward on it.
ANOTHER Brangelina POST?!!!
I GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
"It must be the underwear."
LMAO!!!!!!!!