Monday, October 6th 2008
Brad On A Bike
Brad Pitt was back in New Orleans today bike riding to a meeting or some shit. I bet some of you crazy whores would sell one of your loved ones to be Brad's bike for one day. Brad usually doesn't make my pubes sweat, but he's looking kind of sexy in that Mormon outfit. I've always had a fucked up thing for Mormons. It must be the underwear.
Brother Brad also had a drawn picture of Obama on his notebook. I bet you one of the twin messiahs drew that with their eyes closed while on a bumpy plane ride. The twin messiahs also put that bike together in 30-seconds flat.
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geek. he is so not hot anymore.
these pics look as though they were taken in the 20's, what's up with that?
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God,lose the hat already!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Sorry I was at another thread....
Well I had the mattress in my hand...not fun.
Yes , there are many nice places to bike, especially the countryside like Hokkaido, or Kyoto, or around Mt.Fuji.
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Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Nobody should make James Haven mad. Just ignore him and he will go away soon enough.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Flatsy on October 6, 2008 - 11:25pm.
JH - why does it look like Brad has a wine cork in his left pant pocket? Did you tell him to do that?
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Who knows what that fool has in his pocket! Probably his over inflated ego! He makes James Haven sooo mad!
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Submitted by miso-horny on October 6, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Good Morning! Well good evening to you...
I ride my bike everywhere. It is the best mode of transportation in Japan. You wouldnt wanna drive here.
I have ridden my bike carrying a futon mattress.
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nuts. I can't top that. We may have a winner.
wait... was it a single or a double futon? And were you riding or walking it? AHA!
cute name for someone from japan!!!
I bike everywhere too, it's quicker most times, cheaper, fun and good exercise!
Are there good biking trips to go on in japan?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
JH - why does it look like Brad has a wine cork in his left pant pocket? Did you tell him to do that?
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She's flat and that's that!
omg KD- your baby is so cute! I have one just like it- a girl goldie.
Now back to Pitt-bashing before my heart stops being solid cold: I bet these two moved back to the states just for more publicity now that the baby machine's gotten too big.
There. that's better.
omg KD- your baby is so cute! I have one just like it- a girl goldie.
Now back to Pitt-bashing before my heart stops being solid cold: I bet these two moved back to the states just for more publicity now that the baby machine's gotten too big.
There. that's better.
Does he really think he looks good? Well actually he does! James Haven tells him those hats make him look 10 years younger! Ha!
He falls for everything! Plaid pants? Silly hats? Thong underwear? James Haven, James Haven, James Haven!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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ugh...more sanctimonious crap. It's not the fact that he wans ppl. to be more eco-concious, but the way his cocky face looks while he does it and while he's married to that bag of all kinds of nuts.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Good Morning! Well good evening to you...
I ride my bike everywhere. It is the best mode of transportation in Japan. You wouldnt wanna drive here.
I have ridden my bike carrying a futon mattress.
On Topic: For someone who has alot of money the kids look raggedy. and Brad must be going bald or some shit, wearing those stupid hats all the time.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
He reminds me of those people who work at old village type places, teaching about the old days. He looks like he belongs in a old locksmith shop, like he smells old and musty.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 8:48pm.
You think I'm a BOY? Ew.
Oh, no, sweetie. Sorry. Figure of speech. I also call my hubby "girl" all the time when I get going, which he just LOVES! *eye roll* LOL
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Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Those cups were as full as I could make them. I aint' letting 7 Eleven get any profit from me!!!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Good for Brad! He must have been so happy since we all know he hasn't ridden anything in years. Btw, tea cups do not count.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 8:56pm.
I once rode a penny farthing while carrying a hermaphrodite AND a Big Mac Meal. Super sized. :)
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This would be why you're on an island.
xox
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Change just brings problems - Doug
I once rode a penny farthing while carrying a hermaphrodite AND a Big Mac Meal. Super sized. :)
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 8:37pm.
TITS: I rode a bike carrying four large Slurpees in a bag for twenty blocks once. Made it without spilling most of it. That's the most adventurous I've ever been.
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Sitting ovation. That's NOT easy.
.... wait a minute. How full were they?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Angel - pfft bubble jet printer - amateur hour. Done it.
6 large plastic laundry tubs. Avec lids. AND a tub of kitty litter on the same trip.
Your go.
(i always toss the box - you're so right about the space)
how many drawers in the filing cab?
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 6, 2008 - 8:39pm.
TITS: Okay for now, but your ass is on the line, mister!
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You think I'm a BOY? Ew.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 8:04pm.
forgot to add..who in the FUCK rides a bike while holding a notebook and pencil?
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How about a flashing disco ball? Blinds? A filing cabinet? If my bike is faster I will take it:)
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Oh yeah bitch, you wanna play that game? You sure? heeheeheeheehee.
I have just two words for you - Lawn. Chair. (the long kind)
Your turn.
(the disco ball was good though)
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Ok, then. Bubble jet printer. Honestly, they make those boxes twice the size they need to be. Just today it was toner for my laser printer. Much easier. But come on! Filing Cabinet!?!? LOL
I know there's more...
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Brad looks like a first class twit. In fact on his passport it says, Twit First Class, wierd.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
*stomping little sock monkey foot* What I would have given to be the one to put a stick in the spokes of his bike...just to watch him fly over the handlebars and land on his face!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
IG: Sounds like a GREAT theme song!
TITS: Okay for now, but your ass is on the line, mister!
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TITS: I rode a bike carrying four large Slurpees in a bag for twenty blocks once. Made it without spilling most of it. That's the most adventurous I've ever been.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 6, 2008 - 8:23pm.
PS TITS, you ignored my comment, & now I will never be your friend & I hate you forever & ever.
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I'm Canadian. I can only celebrate my wonderfulness once a day at most, you took me over my limit. Tomorrow is all yours.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
It's a damn shame she dress up those kids like that. Maybe it is part of her whole 3rd world theme lol. She want to remind us that she saved little poor orphans.
Then again what can you expect from whoregelina, she take fashion tips from Elivra. She has no stlye what so ever. Ugh I can't stand her
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DRAMA!!! ♥♥ I be on the Belgian beer. *hic*
Why do I feel like bursting into a rousing rendition of "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"??
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IG! Hey, girlie! I'm sippin' Merlot! & you?
PS TITS, you ignored my comment, & now I will never be your friend & I hate you forever & ever.
Love & kisses, dq
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Okay, I just went to JJ (blech!) to see what Angie Jo and the kiddies looked like. My gawd, the children look like panhandlers or vagrants, or a pack of orphans sent out to beg, and Angie is wearing another one of those ghastly, long, trip-over-the-hem sacks.
That entire family looks like a band of gypsies. Ragamuffins, if you will.
And I just decided that I really like the word 'ragamuffin', and will use it in a sentence at dinner.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on October 6, 2008 - 6:43pm.
forgot to add..who in the FUCK rides a bike while holding a notebook and pencil?
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How about a flashing disco ball? Blinds? A filing cabinet? If my bike is faster I will take it:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Is that other dude helping him off his bike? OMG, what a pansy ass he is !
Submitted by shut the smurf up on October 6, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 7:48pm.
I bet his bell sounds girly.
You made me laugh like a little girl!, thank you
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do NOT encourage me.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on October 6, 2008 - 6:43pm.
forgot to add..who in the FUCK rides a bike while holding a notebook and pencil?
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I've done worse. You'll note that he doesn't have any panniers or (giggle) a basket.
I once brought home a vacuum cleaner on my bike. (stick not canister)
I'm wondering who the fuck rides a bike in the city streets without a helmet....oh do you think he wanted to be seen and not hidden under a helmet? pfft. PLUS he's being chased by paps! Twit.
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Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 7:48pm.
I bet his bell sounds girly.
This may be my favorite post!
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Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 7:48pm.
I bet his bell sounds girly.
You made me laugh like a little girl!, thank you
Submitted by M.E. on October 6, 2008 - 7:36pm.
I just looked at JJ - WTF is Pax wearing?
They look like hobo children!
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I KNOW! Can you believe the outfit on that poor child? It looks like something Maddox sewed together. LMAO. I think his hair looks even worse. He's 5 years old, why must he have shoulder length hair? It looks ratty, tangled and dirty.
In the meantime Brad is tooling around in suit pants and dress shoes while taking his leisurely bike ride by himself, Jolie has 3 kids in tow and 3 other kids are left with the nannies. Why even have children? WHY?!
I bet his bell sounds girly.
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The last photo is extremely unflattering. What is with the pear-shape? Grampy Pitt out and about on a clear day... Riding his bicycle to the general store...
I just looked at JJ - WTF is Pax wearing?
They look like hobo children!
OH shit, anyone that's interested in seeing Jolie dragging her 3 unkempt children through the streets of New Orleans, then check out Just Jared:
Angelina Jolie takes three of her children — Pax, almost 5, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2 — for a walk in the French Quarter district of New Orleans, Louisiana on Monday.
The family, who was accompanied by two security guards, stopped at Verdi Mart for some Cheetos snacks.
As Chester Cheetah always says “It’s not easy being cheesy.”
Earlier in the day, Brad Pitt was seen biking around with a Barack Obama-covered notebook.
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The kids are eating cheetos as usual. Does she NOT feed them anything healthier than this? Holy shit, poor Shiloh is wearing Maddox's pants! It's the biggest cuff on a pair of jeans I've ever seen. Can't they afford to buy her a pair that fits? Or atleast let her wear a pair of Zahara's. Pax - that poor thing- just looks like he crawled out of a dumpster. I can't even describe his clothing because it's that horrendous! They probably dressed him better in the orphanage. You'd have to see it to believe it. Of course Jolie is decked out in her black dress and coif hair. The kids look like rats. I'm sorry, but it's true.
The Brad is probably selling off the NOLA house.
He's getting out, I'm tellin' y'all, something IS UP!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
God, France to Germany, to NY to New Orleans.
Fuck, I'd be dead from the jet lag.
Wouldn't you be happier with out your balls in a vice and 6 screaming children?
Submitted by Hairicane on October 6, 2008 - 7:14pm.
thanks IDML. I figured that's what I'd have to do, just watch. All things hidden and unknown will eventually be revealed.
Oooooooooooooh, that sounded very "Harry Potter-ish"!
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thanks IDML. I figured that's what I'd have to do, just watch. All things hidden and unknown will eventually be revealed.