Even Dirty Harry Can't Resist Saint Angie's Powerful Beauty
With just a few simple words, thousands of Brangaloonies have added Clint Eastwood's picture to their Saint Angie Jo shrine. You see, Clint said this about her: "I've always admired her talent. She's somewhat hampered sometimes by having this gorgeous face, the most gorgeous face on the planet. She's on covers and all that stuff."
Someone should call Clint today and see how his back feels from sleeping on the pull-out after his wife heard what he said. Actually, she probably doesn't mind since she was kissing Saint Angie's slug lips back in May.
And don't mind Clint, it's just the Cataracts talking. Besides, he obviously hasn't laid eyes on the beauty known as Spaghetti Cat! He's the one with the most gorgeous face on the planet and his career is paying because of it.
Speak on it, Clint!
If anyone knows hot sluts, it's Clint, cuz he was a ho WAY back in the day!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Clint is old, and he has really bad eyesite..seriously tho, what is he suppose to say???The truth is, she is a slimy father hater, brother kissing, blood carrying creep? She was and always will be a nutcase...
Maybe 10 years ago but today she is average.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Justina on October 6, 2008 - 10:31pm.
You guys, including Clint, are ALL WRONG!
THIS is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/2005_03_christine_marinoni.jpg
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I humbly rescind my former statements and admit that you have found the clear winner. Rojo is clearly the most beautiful vision my eyes have ever seen! Word is, she was asked to leave heaven because her beauty shone so brightly that she was blinding the angels!!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Oh god when I watched Girl interrupted I thought Angelina was gorgeous i'm sick of her ass now! She is not the most beautiful, can you really call anyone that, if you think of someone too long you get sick of them. BUT, Natalie wood (if you wanna talk about people from the old days) is more beautiful to me. And I"m sure i'll get hell for this, but I've always thought britney was gorgeous even when she was not taking care of herself. I know i know her legs are short and blah blah, i know the whole deal. But I find her to be gorgeous. Who else, there's so many good looking people that saying she is that good looking to be the most beautiful is ridiculous!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on October 7, 2008 - 12:02am.
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Of tort not.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 7, 2008 - 12:00am.
James Haven is nothing if not a retorter. ♥♥
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Are you calling James Haven retorted?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
James Haven is nothing if not a retorter. ♥♥
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
James Haven caught this ole horndog looking down Angie's gown all night! It was embarrassing! Mrs. Eastwood elbowed James Haven in the ribs and said "Hey bug eyes, look at that ho of a sister of yours, trying to get my Clinty to notice her!"
Clinty?
James Haven retorted "That's man stealin' ho to you sista!"
Mrs. Eastwood asked Sondra Locke if she would trade seats with her, since she no longer wanted to sit next to James Haven. Yes, Sondra Locke was there. The bitch had it written in her palimony papers that she has to be at every premiere Clint has.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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You guys, including Clint, are ALL WRONG!
THIS is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/2005_03_christine_marinoni.jpg
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 9:51pm.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by TITS on October
Pfft. Run-on-sentence much there bitch? Ever hope to get a real job?
(it's all I have)
your turn - GO
(you can call me a cunt, you won't be the first)
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Yeah--Whatever. At least I can capitalize correctly, and stop saying that I'm a dumbass who can't read. LoveCarrotTop better stop jumping in every five minutes to defend you, too!
There. I think I covered correcting punctuation mistakes that weren't there, misquoting your comment AND to complete the hat trick, I accused someone not even in this thread of attack-posting. Top that, twat!I even managed to insult you wrong!
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my toes curl in angst and humiliation.
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Don't worry. Mom just told us it was time to stop playing, anyways. Shucks, we was just getting to the good part! Oh well, good night.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 6, 2008 - 9:08pm.
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I think her real surnames suit her much better than the pretentious Annngellllinnnna Jooooolieeeeee, don't you? :)
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Shiiit, my mama was prettier than Angie, back in the day! (Refer here to avie.)
Sherilyn Fenn is beautiful, here's another one:
Cybil Shepard:
http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0281.jpg
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Don't mind the old man, he has no clue what he is talking about. Karen Flatts the funny thing about that whole grammar war is. The same people that attacked chica loca and kiwi for no reason are the ones who later tried to act like vicitims or act like they were not involved. That entire fight was so uncalled for and should not even be talked about again.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by TITS on October
Pfft. Run-on-sentence much there bitch? Ever hope to get a real job?
(it's all I have)
your turn - GO
(you can call me a cunt, you won't be the first)
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Yeah--Whatever. At least I can capitalize correctly, and stop saying that I'm a dumbass who can't read. LoveCarrotTop better stop jumping in every five minutes to defend you, too!
There. I think I covered correcting punctuation mistakes that weren't there, misquoting your comment AND to complete the hat trick, I accused someone not even in this thread of attack-posting. Top that, twat!I even managed to insult you wrong!
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my toes curl in angst and humiliation.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by sharoninshape on October 6, 2008 - 9:41pm.
I think Angelin and and bollywood Actress Ashari Rai are the most beautiful wome in the world.
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Well, I think something is wrong with your last-letter-of-the-word key.
There Tits, I got that one too!!
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 9:26pm.
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Pfft. Run-on-sentence much there bitch? Ever hope to get a real job?
(it's all I have)
your turn - GO
(you can call me a cunt, you won't be the first)
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Yeah--Whatever. At least I can capitalize correctly, and stop saying that I'm a dumbass who can't read. LoveCarrotTop better stop jumping in every five minutes to defend you, too!
There. I think I covered correcting punctuation mistakes that weren't there, misquoting your comment AND to complete the hat trick, I accused someone not even in this thread of attack-posting. Top that, twat!I even managed to insult you wrong!
I think Angelin and and bollywood Actress Ashari Rai are the most beautiful wome in the world.
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on October 6, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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Agreed! Damn, he would sure be on my list of most beautiful men.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Christ, that was a doozy, huh? Thank God I wasn't here, but I did read in far enough to start laughing at all the morons who started fighting with the people they were originally agreeing with. A few of our smarter posters started to try to sort things out, and then got attacked themselves for their trouble. What a mess...and how pathetic.
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Pfft. Run-on-sentence much there bitch? Ever hope to get a real job?
(it's all I have)
your turn - GO
(you can call me a cunt, you won't be the first)
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Change just brings problems - Doug
TWO WORDS y'all
Amy Sedaris
Love that hwat slut.
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Cool babies strange but not a stranger
She SO fucked him. She so did! This is the second time I've heard something from this pepaw that is so VAGINAMATIZED! Seriously...he compared her to some classic actress last month- like Brigette Bardot or some shit (I forgot who). She fucked Eastwood- and you can see it in her face...all like, "nahny nahny nah nah, he won't say anything bad about me." What-eva!
Submitted by Tristram on October 6, 2008 - 9:28pm.
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Hee hee. I should change my username to "Lady Clairol".
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
tonicbitch, that woman is a goddess. Seriously. I would go gayelle over that one. :)
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 9:03pm.
I am partial to the sultry brunettes, being one myself. :) Well, brunette at least. OK, it comes out of a box.
LOL.
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Now relieve the pressure.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Only 900 more comments needed to top last night. We'll need a flame to do it.
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Christ, that was a doozy, huh? Thank God I wasn't here, but I did read in far enough to start laughing at all the morons who started fighting with the people they were originally agreeing with. A few of our smarter posters started to try to sort things out, and then got attacked themselves for their trouble. What a mess...and how pathetic.
islandgirl - yes, I forgot about Monica!
http://www.jessicaloddo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/monica-bellucci.j...
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/romerosavini25/images/monica%20bellucci%2092.j...
soooooooo hot
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 6, 2008 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Lol Karen, yes I know all about her many love affairs, but she is a beautiful woman. I don't think whoregelina is attractive at all.
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I get that-- to give ET credit, she was extraordinarily beautiful long before any plastic surgeries (in fact, I think her surgeries ruined her looks) while Angie was simply bland before her surgeries made her looks "unique" if nothing else. But I guess whether the beauty comes naturally or not, the underlying whoriness is harder to get rid of...
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 6, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Lol Karen, yes I know all about her many love affairs, but she is a beautiful woman. I don't think whoregelina is attractive at all.
Submitted by Report_Abuse on October 6, 2008 - 8:56pm
Very true
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Only 900 more comments needed to top last night. We'll need a flame to do it.
so what's it to be Roe vs Wade or punctuation?
hahahhahaha Roe vs Wade was a full stop! hee. i crack myself up.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
I have to add Sela Ward, Monica Belluci and Mariska Hargitay to the list. I am partial to the sultry brunettes, being one myself. :) Well, brunette at least. OK, it comes out of a box.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Sherilyn Fenn
http://www.geocities.com/sherilynfenn3/pictures/002.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/sherilynfenn3/pictures/013.jpg
Laura Herring
http://www.wallpapercoyote.com/Celebrities/Laura-Harring/Laura-Harring-1...
Linda Evangelista
http://www.ph.unimelb.edu.au/~sandor/trivia/linda_evangelista.gif
ETA: ALL of whom are far more beautiful (imo) interesting and talented in their own right than Angie, yet she has the loons. Go figure.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 6, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by radio siren on October 6, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Lol, Angie Voight Miller Thornton.
You just reminded me how beautiful Elizabeth Taylor was.
Liz taylor is STILL beutiful! Those eyes, that voice!
Submitted by radio siren on October 6, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Oh, I am channeling Edna for sure.
And everytime I see your avie I drool.
May he rest in peace.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 6, 2008 - 8:31pm.
You just reminded me how beautiful Elizabeth Taylor was. I say it all the time, whoregelina is the most over rated thing on earth.
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Elizabeth Taylor: Beautiful, yes. Raving lunatic, man-stealing cuntwad? Check. She was the original whoregelina.
You guys have named some real beauties. Here's one more. If anyone could make me gayelle, it would be her, (as she looked 70 years ago!).
http://www.divasthesite.com/images/Greta_Garbo/Greta_Garbo_intro.jpg
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by radio siren on October 6, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Lol, Angie Voight Miller Thornton.
You just reminded me how beautiful Elizabeth Taylor was. I say it all the time, whoregelina is the most over rated thing on earth.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Elizabeth Taylor:
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Elizabeth-Taylor-Photograph-C12145909.j...
Yvonne DeCarlo:
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/bldlv1964/yvonne-de-carlo-011-pics...
I know someone already posted Vivian Leigh; here's another one of her:
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/9852/vivienleighgonewiththewvf5.jpg
I can think of many more actresses - not to mention other artists and unfamous people - who are more beautiful than Angie Voight Miller Thornton.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on October 6, 2008 - 5:49pm.
"Someone should call Clint today and see how his back feels from sleeping on the pull-out after his wife heard what he said."
BAAAHHAHHAHAHAAA! That right there was the funniest damn thing I ever laid on eyes on in past week.
MK is on a roll today.
God I love this stupid site.
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I really don't do this with very many posters but everytime I see your avie, I hear an Edna Turnblad voice in my head reading your posts. :) (And I LOVE it!)
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I just have to say that THIS is the most beautiful woman on the planet (IMHO):
http://www.styleikon.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/nov/Aishwarya_Rai_cash_...
*runs out of thread*
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
OH shit, anyone that's interested in seeing Jolie dragging her 3 unkempt children through the streets of New Orleans, then check out Just Jared:
Angelina Jolie takes three of her children — Pax, almost 5, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2 — for a walk in the French Quarter district of New Orleans, Louisiana on Monday.
The family, who was accompanied by two security guards, stopped at Verdi Mart for some Cheetos snacks.
As Chester Cheetah always says “It’s not easy being cheesy.”
Earlier in the day, Brad Pitt was seen biking around with a Barack Obama-covered notebook.
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The kids are eating cheetos as usual. Does she NOT feed them anything healthier than this? Holy shit, poor Shiloh is wearing Maddox's pants! It's the biggest cuff on a pair of jeans I've ever seen. Can't they afford to buy her a pair that fits? Or atleast let her wear a pair of Zahara's. Pax - that poor thing- just looks like he crawled out of a dumpster. I can't even describe his clothing because it's that horrendous! They probably dressed him better in the orphanage. You'd have to see it to believe it. Of course Jolie is decked out in her black dress and coif hair. The kids look like rats. I'm sorry, but it's true.
Eastwood sang in Paint Your Wagon and was quite good.
Clint needs a vacation. A permanent vacation.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I love Clint, but you know it's time for his old ass to retire when he's comparing one dimensional piece of trash Jolie to the likes of Meryl Streep. I would think a man of his age wouldn't engage in hitting the pipe - but maybe I'm wrong.
Still think she looks like a tranny, sorry.
Bitch reminds me of Amanda Leopore: tiny, plastic nose, huge collagen lips, no curves, all bones and silicone.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by Justina on October 6, 2008 - 5:54pm
Lets share a bucket, we can vomit together. Her face is over done and tired. Even in this pic clint look real, the dude behind look real, and she look plastic.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
lol, guess that was already discussed.
Jessica Rabbit was modled after Veronica Lake. She has the peek a boo hairstyle. Did anyone think Eastwood would put her down? He is trying to hawk his movie.
CUNT CUNTY CUNTERSON!!!!
(drive by cunting for my fellow ocean screamers...)
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...