Monday, October 6th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Chantal Biya
Birthday: 1971
Age: 36 or 37 (HA!)
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: October 3, 2008
Claim to Fame: The first lady of Cameroon and known for her timeless beauty. According to Wiki, she known for her hairstyles including her signature banane. I think "banane" really means "weave color no matchey."
Where is she now? Ummm....getting her hair done Duh
Why is it HS of the Week? EYEBROWS!!!! Yes, that's reason enough.
This post is dedicated to our lovely Rupert, who would have won this honor, but he was needed in heaven.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 6, 2008 - 3:31pm.
HAHAHAHAHA. You are a fucking bastard!!!!
Love you :)
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lol. and who does she work for? The Cholaboard.
She looks like "Kid" with lipstick and a wig from Kid n Play rap group of the 80's
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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You mean that isn't Delta Burke?
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
I think "banane" really means "weave color no matchey."
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I'll buy that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Bitch is more like born in 1951
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
I didn't know Latoya Jackson moved to Cameroon. And who maintains that fierce weave for her? I know Ms. Jackie Stallone ain't rolling in central Africa.
Is her birthdate correct? Because I am a year older than that, and she looks old enough to be my mom.
...he was needed in heaven.
aw this is why i heart MK.
i adore that rupert pic where
he looks like he's smiling.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
"This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away."-MK and the majority of dlisted
Classic and Timeless are words to use to describe this exotic beauty... But I would do her eyebrows up a bit more and they are a bit too thick, she needs to thin them up a bit more in order to get the FULL CHOLA effect.
http://www.aamyko.com
HOT Men, HOT fun!
This cheeseball is hard pushin sixty if she's a day.
Yes, she's 36/37 just like Phoebe Price and Diablo Cody are 29.
Nietzsche Family Circus:
http://www.losanjealous.com//nfc/
She has a five-head extraordinaire!!!!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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This woman is supposedly my age?? Yeah right, and my ass is black.
Minute of silence in honour of Rupert begins now...
=sob= :(
I thought that was from Madame Tussaud's!
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“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.” - Paul Newman
Is this a joke? That bitch aint 37. I think you inverted the numbers and actually meant 73 right? Yikes...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
There's a badger on her head.
Well,
It looks like go - karting is out for Chantal. There is no way she can get a balaclava over that bigass banane.
36 my ass !!!
She's 46 if she's a day.
Chantal makes my banane shrivel.
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Now relieve the pressure.
She's a hot mess, but she has managed to stay in shape - tall order when you're revered like that and people poking food to you all the time. I'll bet she spends a lot on clothes but at least she's not eating the country's GDP.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I can't believe this woman is 5 years younger than I am, WTF!!??? HA HA
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I thought you said you were 28? Must be someone else.
Maybe they go by a different calendar in Camaroon and it is 18 months long, so she's really a lot older.
Snowy- we can just stare at your avie for the next 52 minutes.
At 3 he said "It's practically 5 anyway". Clearly he has caught my germs and all logic escapes him.
miss first lady of cameroon hasn't seen 30 in about 10 years...and she isn't getting her hair done...she's getting her hair DID...;)
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
KD: menz! :( sigh....what can you do!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
who the hell is this woman?
This cholita eyebrow obsession is going to be your downfall, MK.
Now take this ho down and give Rupert the HSOW title he deserves! Please, it's the only thing I want for my burfday
Is that the original Carrie Bradshaw flower? Ten bucks she knows Patricia Fields.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Snowy- sadly I won't be going home early. My bf, who I was forced to carpool with says we may as well stay until 5. Harumph.
ooooh! "chantal" i love that name....that's the only nice thing i can say from looking at this "lady"
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
If your going to lie about your age at least make it somewhat believable.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I'm getting Wayne Newton vibes from her.
By that I mean, she reminds me of Mr. Las Vegas.
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She's flat and that's that!
What I wouldn't give to have Sarah Palin rock this look. It would be a more accurate representation of what's going on in her head:
"Like big hair...like make-up...like the politics and whatnot...this great country and so forth...maverick...like big hair...like make-up...you betcha!"
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Thirty - what?!
She must have been born in the same dimension as PP.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Small purses are named after Chantal in Cameroon. It's your "Chantal Biya". I think because the factory that makes them is somewhere on her head.
That hair is veering off into Bride of Frankenstein territory.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
@Green, save me a seat on the HellBus :o)
snowpiece! Take a wild guess :o) ME, kidding?
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
El B: are you kidding about OJ? :O
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Someone needs to sand blast that makeup off of her, hide her Loretta Lynn Black hair color and tell her no one is buying that 37 line.
That wig is probably 37. Add another 20 for the first lady.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 6, 2008 - 3:31pm.
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I HATE you for making me larf!
(Not really, but I'm trying to minimize the 3rd degree burn we'll receive in HELL)
WTF kind of hot slut is ths man?
nawt hawt
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*Sob* Rupert should have got this award posthumously *and sob again*
As to this bitch, THIRTY-SEVEN?! Bwhaa ha haha!
I've seen ladies at church bingo who look better. And classier. With less makeup and Aqua-Net.
Since she blatantly lying hilariously about her real age, why not say she's NINETEEN?
"I just got out of High School, bitches!"
feel better KD!
I can't believe this woman is 5 years younger than I am, WTF!!??? HA HA
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Posted by Michael K?? New comments notice gone??
Ugh. This is wonkier than Paris' eye after smoking a bowl of gold.
Can.Not.Keep.Up.
What? Rupert DIED? Sad. Sadder than me forgetting my cold medicine this morning. Now I have 2 reasons to go home early.
2 words - HOT MESS!!! LOVES HER
THIS for HSOFW.....bleechhh...Rupert is no doubt rolling over in his grave
RIP Rupert. Miss you lots!! :o(
Venison Jerky
Cut meat 1/4' thick and 3/4' wide.
3# Lean Venison (No Fat!)
1 T Salt
1 T Insta Cure or a cure of your choice
1 T Onion powder
1 T Garlic powder
1 T black Pepper
1/4 cup of Soy or Teriyaki Sauce
1/3 cup Worcestershire Sauce
Marinate with all Ingredients for 24 hours. Covered.
Dry in Smoker or oven about 10 hours at 100 Deg. F. on Racks sprayed with Pam (or similar) to prevent sticking.
Dry meat longer if you want it real hard.
Pack in Jars with perforated lids to prevent molding.
NOTE: To prevent meat from falling thru oven racks cut hardware cloth (metal 1/4" mesh) and place on top of oven racks.
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(