Monday, October 6th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Who wants to beat the shit out of Michael Lohan? - Popsugar
Miley Cyrus' hot piece sang at her birthday party, but why did he wear a shirt? - Just Jared
Nicollette Sheridan shows the 20-something twats how it's done. Just ignore her face - Hollywood Tuna
John Barrowman plays for both teams in his new video - Towleroad
Ashley Judd needs to burn that dress - Lainey Gossip
Elizabeth Hurley turns bitches on - Cityrag
JoJo's hot new boyfriend (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
12 months of Gemma Atkinson's enomorous tittays - Egotastic!
The Crackie of Camden thinks she's the next Sid Vicious - Hollywood Rag
Russell Simmons is a hot stud - IDLYITW
I raised my hand to say "I do! I do!" before I finished reading the sentence. This creep could make money auctioning his mug on E-Bay for people to punch.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Ever see John Barrowman's s/o?? He looks just like John Barrowman. He likes to fuck himself!
"That's the definition of narcissism...you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and say, 'God, I'd like to shag myself'...."
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Mick and Bianca Jagger.
is that a clump of kitty litter i see between your pads? tongue broken kitty?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
I´m gonna be like Nicolette when I´m 40 - without the surgery :=)
fack double post
i love liz hurley! she's a total hot bitch.
I'd definitely box Michael Lohan.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
I didn't even go to the link, but I would personally love to kick Daddy Lohan's ass. I'm not joking, and I know I could do it.
Nietzsche Family Circus:
http://www.losanjealous.com//nfc/
Wino having a Sid Vicious complex? WTF? Do these young em even know the story behind his claim to fame? Guess this means she will stab Blake to death and then OD before going to trial.
DUH!
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http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 3:55pm.
******SIIIIGH
OK, but use the sunflower seed oil this time, alright? It doesn't scorch as fast as the coconut.
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Don't we want it to scorch? Isn't the point of frying to scorch?
Submitted by Salem13: "WTF is up with Nicollette's lips? Why do women do that "prune" thing. STOP IT!"
Ugh, I know. It's way obvious. But I think men like it for some reason. Even though they know women are "posing", they find it flattering that women are making such an effort to be attractive to them. That's my theory. I knew a girl in high school that did it ALL the time, and I swear it was just habit to her (the way sucking in my tummy unless I'm alone is). I did see her once or twice when she was concentrating on something else and her mouth was normal. But if she thought someone was looking at her, it was all "prune, prune, prune">
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 3:39pm.
******SIIIIGH
OK, but use the sunflower seed oil this time, alright? It doesn't scorch as fast as the coconut.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Whose ass you plannin' on fryin' up? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Guess.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Ever see John Barrowman's s/o?? He looks just like John Barrowman. He likes to fuck himself!
"That's the definition of narcissism...you wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and say, 'God, I'd like to shag myself'...."
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ever see John Barrowman's s/o?? He looks just like John Barrowman. He likes to fuck himself!
Miley's "boyfriend" is an aspiring cuntry singer...huh...who'da thunk it.
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Whose ass you plannin' on fryin' up? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Jeebus! Papa Lohan looks like hes been inbred with a horse! Sorry, Mr. Ed.
oh boy, this Elizabeth Hurley pic is going to make my bf day! LMAO
FREAK!!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 3:26pm.
My grandmother has the exact same wrapping paper and bows. Judging from that box, it's socks and undies again this year....
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Daaaaaang! I'm jelly! Socks and undies are the hottest prezzies ever.
I'm going to ask for a frying pan this year.
Miley's bf is hot. Douche-hot, but still hot.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 6, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Why does Ashley Judd look like a Christmas present?
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She looks like the little dress we put under our tree. What are they called? Tree skirts?
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My grandmother has the exact same wrapping paper and bows. Judging from that box, it's socks and undies again this year....
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sorry! Move along. Nothing to read here...
I like talking about dinosaurs.
Whoa! Sorry, Sluts! 3X post! What the...
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 6, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Loving the avie of Angelique from "Dark Shadows".
I see where Firecrotch gets her fabulous good looks from. Blech.
Although Dinasaurus should be a Halloween mask in her own right.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
I'd like to pummel Michael Lohan for wearing his hideous belted dad jeans.
Submitted by Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Why does Ashley Judd look like a Christmas present?
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She looks like the little dress we put under our tree. What are they called? Tree skirts?
Perfect opportunity to commit Wino unless UK laws are different than US.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Wino's selling herself short. Sid Vicious wasn't talented...he was just riding Johnny Rotten's coattails. If it weren't for the whole Sid and Nancy thing he'd be nothing.
Now if Wino kills Blake, then maybe she'd have a shot.
Why does Ashley Judd look like a Christmas present?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by xxyxz on October 6, 2008 - 3:06pm.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Just gotta get a quick fix!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh, who DOESN'T want to beat the shit out of Lohan's Pappy. Phffft!
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Is Russell Simmons gay?
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"Shut up and eat my asshole."
"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
Kizzy♥
I'm doing okay... Better then last week... Mr. XX is here so I'm just having a quickie while he's out lol
Where is the pic of nicollette passed out? She is totally sucking in her gut and holding her breath there.
At least Liz Hurley was wearing panties. A shot of her bush would be too much for most humans to tolerate.
And if Russell Simmons is a hardcore vegan, what's with the pot belly?
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Submitted by xxyxz on October 6, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Hey, lady, how've you been? OXOXOXOXOXOX
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Nicole is hot, but look right above the bikini line in the 1st picture. See that faint line? Thats a tummy tuck scar.
Nicollette Sheridan looks amazing.
Russell Simmons not so much.
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She's flat and that's that!
Clarisse - Yup. We've already seen their cracky antics of fighting prior to his incarsaration. But when he gets out....Wino has had a long time to perfect her cracked out craziness, she's already pretty much circling the drain.
She will make history, thought it most likely isnt' going to be from her music career.
Hello to all my favorite Horz...
On Topic... I'll beat the shit outta ANY Lohan I see... Except Linz. I miss Viva!
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Nicolette Sheridan is shit hot. Yowza.
And I never say that.
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good genes...
sigh...
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on October 6, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Sid Vicious was a piece of shit. He couldn't even play his instrument. Sex Pistols were all about image, fuck them.
__________________ Have we met before,Dexter..lol.
Nicolette.....DAMN!
Miley is an obnoxious, ugly little girl who has NO business dating a 20 year old at 15.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
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Sid Vicious was a piece of shit. He couldn't even play his instrument. Sex Pistols were all about image, fuck them.
LiLo WTF?! Here she is on her myspace talking about Sarah Pailin....now I don't SP either, but WTF how this bitch gonna have the audacity to SIT UP and talk shit, bitch ain't wit the "common people" she just needs to STFU "she doesnt like gay people" um alot of people DON'T! (i dont have a prob with gays personally)
http://blogs.thetimes.co.za/minor/2008/09/14/lindsay-lohan-and-pamela-an...
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Daddy Lohan is just jealous b/c Lindsey is getting more pussy than him.
Nicollet's body is banging for any age, damn.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Michael Lohan if you want to fight i promise i will beat the ever living fuck out of your old ugly honky mother fucking ass you crazy shit for brains, dad jeans wearing son of a bad breath having bitch i swear to god you media whore producing sack of retarded cum.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh that felt good!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Salem13 on October 6, 2008 - 2:53pm.
ALL the Lohans need to go away already.
WTF is up with Nicollette's lips? Why do women do that "prune" thing. STOP IT!
What? Shes got lips? I wasnt really looking at her head!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(