Tommy Girl Wants Wino
I used an older picture of Amy Wino because we already know what she looks like now. Her crack zombie image probably haunts your nightmares regularly. Tommy Girl and his alien army promise Wino that they can turn her back into that smiley girl with yellow teefs.
The Crackie of Camden reportedly received some kind of phone call from the Scientology Center in Los Angeles. They told Wino they could help her with that whole "being addicted to crack shit" by enrolling her into their Narconon drugs program. Translation: They want her CASH and her ice pop stash. I bet ice pops make Tommy Girl all giddy and shit.
A source told The Mirror, “They told her they wanted to help her beat drugs and could tailor-make a program so she wouldn’t have to go to a residential center. She liked that idea because her husband Blake is out of prison soon and wouldn’t want to be away from him when he’s finally freed.”
The program consists of three stages. The first part involves taking a bunch of vitamins. The second part includes a "detox diet" and saunas. Then you have to work through a series of Scientology self-help books. The final stage involves trading your soul and heart in for a memory chip and hard drive. That last part isn't known to the general public.
Hmmm...would you rather be a brainwashed alien worshiper with Tommy Girl's permanent shit stain on your nose? Or would you rather be a crackhead? Basically, would you rather have Stepford Katie's life or Wino's life? I'd go with the latter. Either way, she's totally fucked! Daddy Spears, come save this child from the aliens and the crack monsters!
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Our receptionist has never seen that movie!!! I was shocked! I'd let her borrow it, but it took three weeks to get PSILY back! Bitch can rent it =)
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 2:30pm.
KIZZY!!
Clarisse, doll!! **grabs Clarisse in bear hug and gropes her ass
I'm torn, I don't want Amy to die, but I think being a robot is like dying a thousand little deaths every day. Look at KatieBot, she's turning into the CryptKeeper.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
The question is, which will kill her faster?
The CO$ is notorious for killing people they're trying to "help".
She'd be better off staying a crackhead.
In theory, you can make someone GET sober, but staying sober is up to you.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
why don't the scientos start with someone of lesser challenge than wino...like c love...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I SEE A POWDER!
He's so hot.
KIZZY!!
Smell DEEZ!!! Oh, wait *wipes off kitty litter* Now, smell deez!
On topic: CO$ or crack...Which will kill Wino first...tick...tock...
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
Her cleavage makes me uncomfortable.
Amy is beyond even the voodoo of Scientology I think..
Sounds like she is fucked either way!
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Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Do you honestly think anything about $cientology works as advertised?
I'm more for Father Spears turning up. A big, fat, mean man from Louisiana who is also an ex addict would be her best bet. He's also a chef, which could only help.
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You know how Michael Blohan (Firecrotch's dad)is trying to start up his own rehab retreat? Daddy Spears should start one.
He ain't no Saint, but he stepped up to the plate to help his selfish twat daughter and her "boo boos". Probably more for his grandchildren.
He at least didn't write a book OR force his under aged daughter to pose for US magazine screaming "YEP! I'M PREGNANT!"
I wonder if their vitamins a saunas will help her when she starts going into the DT's with no Jack around. There have been alcoholics who have died in their care because the Scienos try to detox them without proper medical supervision. Herion withdrawal won't kill you, you'll just be sick as shit for several days. But alcohol is a different story. But they have no business trying to detox anyone. It's criminal, but even the courts won't touch them because they are so powerful.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*****runs from room, screaming
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 2:08pm.
hi kizzy!
I agree, if that's what it takes to get her sober, I'm all for it.
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Do you honestly think anything about $cientology works as advertised?
I'm more for Father Spears turning up. A big, fat, mean man from Louisiana who is also an ex addict would be her best bet. He's also a chef, which could only help.
He could sit on blake and crush him too as a bonus.
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LOL! like your posts TITS! I mean she needs HELP, and it doesn't look like she has alot of options (or just don't want to use them). I duno, maybe TommyG and the crew can help her, and I like the idea of their detox program, BUT I just don't want her to get deep into the "religion" NOOO!!! so its kinda damned if you do and damned if you dont.
I had a book given to me over TEN years ago, and its a L.Ron Hubbard book called "The Way To Happiness" and its a small book on basic ways of living, ect...I LOVE this book and read it again after finding it while cleaning. NOTE that in the book, there are NO references to Scieno....EVER. It was his last book, so maybe he was tryin to change his fucked up ways, but I recommend anyone with a open heart and mind to read it. If you desire to live a better life. It's really good and NO I am NOT a $cieno loonie. I just respect L.Ron ONLY for that book, and read up the other crazy ass shit he's done (check out his wiki....wow!)
http://www.twth.org/ <--way to happiness
just seperate the scieno crap (i dont think its references to it on their site?)
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Mmmmmmmm, i'd do her!! THEN not now, whattdya think i am?
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Ummm do the scientolonancies think she has a case of the gay? Cause thats all those fools do, you know? Cover your gay. And take your money. And kill you if you turn against them and expose the gay coverage upage or their pyramid scam.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 6, 2008 - 2:16pm.
She did, and since I've only seen CrackieWino, I didn't think she had much. I thought she'd probably buy some.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Damn! What a difference a crack pipe makes.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by M.E. on October 6, 2008 - 2:16pm.
So true.
And in my experience, trying to force addicts to face up to their problems when they are not prepared to address those issues only brings more suffering to yourself.
These morons honestly do believe that they can cure all of the world's ills.
Scary.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
i almost want to say she looks fat in this photo, but shes just healthy looking..
gosh she looks like the homeless woman behind my old office now..
such a shame.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 2:08pm.
hi kizzy!
Hey CTH!! Nice sig, HAHAHAHAHA Somebody lost their mind, for sure, sayin' that to you, as I'm sure they quickly found out.
An addict's gotta do, what an addict's gotta do. If it takes becoming a crackhead to get myself clean, I'll just have to break down and do it.
Hi. My name is Kizzy, and I'm addicted to lolcatz. Thank you!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
is it just me or does it seem really stupid to take a bunch of vitamins and THEN detox? won't you just be getting everything you took out of your system?
Stoney is right. No matter how hard you try to "help" an addict, they will not stay clean unless its what THEY want.
And she obviously doesn't want it.
She used to have some real nice titts yall :(
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I agree w/ stoney & angel_i. Ain't happening, so just cut to the chase.
Did they really try to help Conaway?
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The problem with the CO$ program is you have to pay a lot of bank.
AA is free.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 2:08pm.
hi kizzy!
I agree, if that's what it takes to get her sober, I'm all for it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Do you honestly think anything about $cientology works as advertised?
I'm more for Father Spears turning up. A big, fat, mean man from Louisiana who is also an ex addict would be her best bet. He's also a chef, which could only help.
He could sit on blake and crush him too as a bonus.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
NOTHING can help wino. Why? She doesn't want to be clean! You have to want it!
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hi kizzy!
I agree, if that's what it takes to get her sober, I'm all for it.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by cookiepuss on October 6, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I agree, if they can actually save her life and free her from drugs, I will stop talking shit about them.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Dont you just want to scream at old wino about the disaster her life will be in a few short years?
Sign me up for the crackie program, please. It's a lot cheaper!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I wonder which is better: crack/meth addict or Sciento. I think maybe going to xenu would be better than where she's at now.
O just fucking kill her, already. Please, give the girl some peace.
Old Amy pics...
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Submitted by Hekki on October 6, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Why don't they go after Robert Downey Jr.?
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Because he's got his head on straigh, he's clean and he'd probably tell them to fuck off.
Wait didn't they try and "help" Kenickie? How did that work out?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Why don't they go after Robert Downey Jr.?
Why the $cienos are opportunistic money-hungry douchebags.... Exhibit A: this post
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
You know what? IF they can clean up Amy Winehouse and bring her back to looking like THAT picture, I will stop talking shit about them. Trust.
Fuck, that picture almost made me cry. What a change! Fucking tragic...
That is all.