Tommy Girl Wants Wino
I used an older picture of Amy Wino because we already know what she looks like now. Her crack zombie image probably haunts your nightmares regularly. Tommy Girl and his alien army promise Wino that they can turn her back into that smiley girl with yellow teefs.
The Crackie of Camden reportedly received some kind of phone call from the Scientology Center in Los Angeles. They told Wino they could help her with that whole "being addicted to crack shit" by enrolling her into their Narconon drugs program. Translation: They want her CASH and her ice pop stash. I bet ice pops make Tommy Girl all giddy and shit.
A source told The Mirror, “They told her they wanted to help her beat drugs and could tailor-make a program so she wouldn’t have to go to a residential center. She liked that idea because her husband Blake is out of prison soon and wouldn’t want to be away from him when he’s finally freed.”
The program consists of three stages. The first part involves taking a bunch of vitamins. The second part includes a "detox diet" and saunas. Then you have to work through a series of Scientology self-help books. The final stage involves trading your soul and heart in for a memory chip and hard drive. That last part isn't known to the general public.
Hmmm...would you rather be a brainwashed alien worshiper with Tommy Girl's permanent shit stain on your nose? Or would you rather be a crackhead? Basically, would you rather have Stepford Katie's life or Wino's life? I'd go with the latter. Either way, she's totally fucked! Daddy Spears, come save this child from the aliens and the crack monsters!
How about Dutch teeth then?
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Those teeth are NOT British they are AMY. I promise you, I am British and I don't know anybody with bad teeth. This rumour plagues us like the small penis rumour plagues Asian men!
If Scientology can save Wino, I'd even convert!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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She was ugly then too.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Looks like Wino has a long way to go before she cleans up her act.. but the Scientologists can help!
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I've never seen an older picture of Wino until now and all I can say is WOW! I had no idea how far she had fallen. Sad. She was no beauty queen but she looked, at least, healthy. Again, sad.
Submitted by ploppsicle on October 6, 2008 - 9:27pm.
I actually had a nightmare about her last night! I was the Wino! No joke
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I actually had a nightmare about her last night! I was the Wino! No joke
She's still showing half her bra. It's the same person. :p
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
oh my god! she's actually cute and looks all Jewish, chubby (only comparing to now) and adorable! she even has the "cute" messed up british teef! not even one tattoo yet either? no crackhive wig?? amazing. so sad. come back wino! she has a tan, too! is this the same person??
I really need the 'new comments' back. I have no idea where to start reading and if there even ARE any new posts.
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It's very sad to see this picture and say that's when she looked good.
I doubt that all the tractor beams from "Battleship Earth" could pull the crack residue from her veins. They'll have to strap her to a rocket and shoot her into the sun.
Methinks Xenu has his/her hands full with this one.
I could accept a Scientology version of Amy if it means she kicks the shit and gets clean. She's so incredibly talented and the crack & other various crap she's been doing has really taken a toll on her entire being. She looks great in this pic (well, the face is still a little messed up but it's still better!), and definitely looks good with some extra weight.
Fingers crossed that someone can save her.
Save our girl!
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
AMEN, Cookiepuss! A-Fucking-MEN.
LatinSatin and I have this ongoing discussing re: Wino and Doherty - Both massively talented, yet both massively fucked up.
She was convinced that he'd be dead by Dec. 2004. I'm convinced of the same for Wino by the end of 2008.
Yet, they both keep ticking.. and I hope that we're both wrong.
I really hope they get their asses clean and sober, damn it. This shit's just getting old.
Ha! Just LET them try and deal with a crackhead.
Shed be running for the hills on hour 13.
Give it your best shot assholes.
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I think that's a great thing. Anything is better than where she is now. That's the ONLY good thing about religion: it saves some people who would have otherwise died somewhere in a ditch lonely and unloved. Scientology is a cult, but it is better than being a crack addict and walking cadaver...
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Submitted by Princess Claire on October 6, 2008 - 4:30pm.
there's no way that picture is not photoshopped!!!
This is BC (before crack). She really looked like this a few years ago.
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She's flat and that's that!
there's no way that picture is not photoshopped!!!
sup bitches!
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
seriously, if she went Co$ and lost all her $$ then do u think she would go back to making halfway or any music?
as somebody said i too am torn but it would be a sure end for what she does love to do even more than drugs.
plus scientology just plain old sucks arse
Shit at least in those days she was marginally fuckable - well maybe just a tit fuck - but now not wity Blakes dick!
Submitted by kacky on October 6, 2008 - 3:41pm.
I hate Scientology but anything's better than where she is now.
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Honestly, I'm torn. As much as I want her to get better I don't think I could stand a Stepford Wino.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
I hate Scientology but anything's better than where she is now. She looks normal in that picture, just needed a bigger cup size.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
she needs those vaneers - i can't believe she used to be THICK
She used to have real teeth?
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"Tell me that's not what I know it is." - Michael Scofield
Here's the thing about that "DRUGGIES ONLY GET CLEAN WHEN THEY WANT TO" theory: they often need to get past the sick-brain stage to even consider getting clean. Meaning, she's too sick and crazy to see that she's dying and must get clean. Sometimes detox is all someone needs to get a teeny bit sane enough to want to move forward. A LOT of people get forced or guilted or intervened into treatment and go totally pissed off at whomever made them do it. THEN once the drugs are out of their system, they stay.
Of course, even under the best of circumstances, the odds of lasting recovery are slim. Why should Amy's chances be any less than any other jackass? I'm fairly certain she's not going to end well and I'm fairly certain the end will come soon, but I'm still hopeful. She's such a talented girl and I just can't stand to see one more major talent die this way.
Everyone who is so glibly comparing Amy to Janice Joplin should think about that for a sec. It's true, but it's not funny. We ALL lost something when Janice died. We ALL lost something when Jimi died. And Jim Morrison, Shannon Hoon, Chet Baker, Florence Ballard, Lenny Bruce, Kurt Cobain...and on and on.
FUCK! It's enough already. I don't care if it's Narcanon or Dr. Phil or the effing Toothfairy that gets this chick back among the living. I just want it to happen. I really do.
That is all.
Submitted by moose knuckle on October 6, 2008 - 2:52pm
bwahaha!
a friend of mine showed me ur avo (i dunno do u call it that) and we decided she has a 'gunt'....not quite a gut, not quite a cunt
As if her life wasn't already screwed up enough, this is the last thing she needs.
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Either way, her mind's gone. How about a simple one step program: just fucking put down the pipe!
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Kizzy on October 6, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 6, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Hey!! I'm fine, thank you, I hope you are? I've been in n out every now and then ;)
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OO ok...I haven't been doing 'drive-by' postings but I hadn't seen you - glad to 'hear' you are doign well :)
So very sad. She, dare I say, looks almost normal in this picture. I wonder if she has any mental issues that are not publicly known. Most people with depression, bipolar, etc. start off by self medicating with recreational drugs (pot, alcohol) and then move on to the heavy stuff (crack, coke, heroin). I would not be suprised if she was bipolar.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Carrottop!!
Our receptionist has never seen that movie!!! I was shocked! I'd let her borrow it, but it took three weeks to get PSILY back! Bitch can rent it =)
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Beeotch! Does she have no respect for the hotness???
Submitted by kdracofan on October 6, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Hey!! I'm fine, thank you, I hope you are? I've been in n out every now and then ;)
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Submitted by Green Is Good on October 6, 2008 - 2:40pm.
The missing "new comments" thing is vexing me no end.
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It's messing with my head too LOL! its like you just to guess and click....or remember how many posts it was....FUCK ME!!!!
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Yeah, and it used to jump back for you...to your last...? Or the last one you saw...? Ugh. SO much better.
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Wino should cut out the middle man and deal with Xenu himself.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 6, 2008 - 2:40pm.
The missing "new comments" thing is vexing me no end.
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It's messing with my head too LOL! its like you just to guess and click....or remember how many posts it was....FUCK ME!!!!
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PLEASE bring back the new comments thingie/indicator. It's like having a TV with NO remote! *cries*
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Submitted by Green Is Good on October 6, 2008 - 2:40pm.
The missing "new comments" thing is vexing me no end.
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Submitted by letinstar on October 6, 2008 - 2:32pm.
why don't the scientos start with someone of lesser challenge than wino...like c love..
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What up letinstar? I was over at x17 (i know i know i just read over there) and read about CL had GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY! WTF?! don't you have to be OVERWEIGHT to get that? What a lazy, cokehead bitch!
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The missing "new comments" thing is vexing me no end.
Submitted by jbean on October 6, 2008 - 2:16pm.
somehow i don't think Co$'s 'vitamins' are normal vitamins
once again, preying on the needy, fukt and tragic.
tut tut tut
If that fucking Dr Phil shows up, I'm getting on the glass dick.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
*waving @ Kizzy*...how are you...hadn't seen you around here in a while
I never liked Katie Holmes so they can keep her stupid ass.
She had plenty of money to have raised her unwanted baby alone with out having to go all douchetastic at contract times.
Dumb whore.
*wonders if i said that out loud too*
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 6, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Dr. Phil should step in. He should annoy Amy into sobriety.
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On the other hand, he could annoy her into od'ing on purpose. ;)
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Dr. Phil should step in. He should annoy Amy into sobriety.
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