Monday, October 6th 2008
The Cheeto Ninja!
Brit Brit piled her possum's nest into a balaclava and helmet to go go-karting in Orange, CA yesterday. You know that when she got on the track, everyone jumped out of their go-karts and ran for their lives! The pap who took this picture risked his life by getting that close to Brit behind the wheel of a moving vehicle.
Our Lady of Cheetos was probably only there to shoot more shit for her upcoming DVD. During the past couple of weeks a camera crew has been following her greasy ass around to get footage for her new DVD or some shit. It's to show us all that she isn't crazy anymore. You know, because only sane bitches go go-karting!
I do like the Cheeto Ninja look, though. Ninja Cat would still kick her ass.
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Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Ok, one more question. How much time has to pass before we can start considering her past her crazy stage?
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Erm...when she starts acting like it?
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awww look little Shitney got a twofy!
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 6, 2008 - 1:02pm.
LOL I'd say spawning with K-Fed is enough to classify someone as completely out of her fucking mind.
Why is that photo so grainy? Don't paps buy expensive cameras, or are were they reeeealy far away?
Did she get a trophy, or did she insist they give it to her?
Ok, one more question. How much time has to pass before we can start considering her past her crazy stage?
Nice to see Twatney is still coping well with not having to raise her boo boos.
"Bein' a mommy is sooo boring, y'all!"
And her career is on fire! *Chuckle*
True story - last night the owner of Unfitney fansite BH posted this - http://www.breatheheavy.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1223237397&a...
Of course Christina fans were none to happy and a huge war broke out. Fun times!! I love the fact that when you argue with Unfitney fans you can constantly say "Unfitney is a bad mother" and they dont even BLINK, call her a bad singer though and you cussed out! lmao!!!!!
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she needs to wear a helmet when she drives for real...not in a go-kart.
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She must have gone to the same disguise class as Michael Jackson.
There's really no way of convincing me that she's NOT insane. All the go-karting in the world won't make me forget the head shaving incident.
...or the being wheeled off on a gurney
...or Adnan Ghalib
...or the pink wig
...or the fake British accent
The list really does go on.
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You know, because only sane bitches go go-karting...
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ha! i was frist!
I hate balaclava.