Monday, October 6th 2008
The Cheeto Ninja!
Brit Brit piled her possum's nest into a balaclava and helmet to go go-karting in Orange, CA yesterday. You know that when she got on the track, everyone jumped out of their go-karts and ran for their lives! The pap who took this picture risked his life by getting that close to Brit behind the wheel of a moving vehicle.
Our Lady of Cheetos was probably only there to shoot more shit for her upcoming DVD. During the past couple of weeks a camera crew has been following her greasy ass around to get footage for her new DVD or some shit. It's to show us all that she isn't crazy anymore. You know, because only sane bitches go go-karting!
I do like the Cheeto Ninja look, though. Ninja Cat would still kick her ass.
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*jumps three feet*
AH!!!! Britney in a ski mask!!
*cries*
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
She's needs an award for being the world's biggest toddler pop princess.
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prolly MK means it didn't work because it didn't "jump to the latest new comment" or whatever it was supposed to do, but the other part was nice, telling how many new comments there were.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
snowpiece - that line was stolen from weeds. It was Doug's campaign slogan. Brilliant eh?
ps i'm not an american so only care peripherally about your elections... as in - how badly will this fuck us over.
pps i think i speak for all canadians when i say how glad we are that sarah quaylin has yet to realize she can see us from her window too.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Perhaps if you look a little closer at the trophy, it looks like someone falling on their ass. Kwinkydink?
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 6, 2008 - 1:40pm.
EVERY look is a winning look.
Check out the trophy that she's holding in that last thumbnail.
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Hadn't the stamina to look at the pics. Does this woman get an award for EVERYTHING? I'm sure it's proximity to the garbage cans is just a coinkydink.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
TITS: take your anti Obama sentiments elsewhere...KEEEEEDING , I KEED!
LOL ;P ♥
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
KD: what kind of poooopyyyyy pants puuuuuuppppppyyyyy is Rusty? i love his coloring.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Flatsy on October 6, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Is anybody else getting an 'Error on page' messange when you hit refresh or home?
It seemed to start over the w/e when the other changes occured.
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yuppers. that or nothing but a blank screen.
change just brings problems.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by Flatsy on October 6, 2008 - 1:43pm
Yes, occasionally.
The site seems to be running slower than usual in general actually.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 6, 2008 - 1:40pm.
EVERY look is a winning look.
Check out the trophy that she's holding in that last thumbnail.
Who knew that she was such a skilled driver?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Is anybody else getting an 'Error on page' message when you hit refresh or home?
It seemed to start over the w/e when the other changes occured.
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She's flat and that's that!
Wow, you truely are an asshole.
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 1:34pm.
As for the numbers (that are REALLY HELPFUL! so's I don't waste my time tryna figure out where the fighting's at)
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YES! THIS is what I was tryin to say but couldn't really explaine it. Where the comments left off basically.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Snowy- YES, that is Rusty, thanks! He's so cute. Almost a year and a half old. He's a pretty good dog and loves to cuddle. He loves to look sexy for the camera, too. He's still pretty hyper, but other than that, pretty well behaved.
The ski-mask look is a winner for Shithead. She should stick with it.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Haaahaaa, balaclava head.
That makes me think of baclava...mmmmm, I love baclava.
Off/On Topic: I don't like the new format either.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
KD: BTW is that your doooogie dog?♥?♥ OMG so pretty and cute!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
It always said posted by MK but it was littler and italicized, I think...and black.
As for the numbers (that are REALLY HELPFUL! so's I don't waste my time tryna figure out where the fighting's at) - maybe he doesn't know what "works" means. Pfft.
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yeah lo, I noticed that posted by Micheal K thing too. things tha make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhen you are supposed to be working/////
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Yah, Lolo, when I read Posted by Michael K, I was like, Hm, maybe he's going to hire someone else to help post with him. That was my suspicion. He might be on the brink of a "I need a vacation" breakdown.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 6, 2008 - 1:24pm.
I never thought I'd say K-Fed deserved every penny he got.
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Agreed and adding every penny he's GETTING!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Thanks guys. I was out in a corn field on that one.
Did it always used to say Posted By MK too?
I dont recal that and i was like ummmm duh who else would post it?
Then i was all like Ohhhhhhhh maybe that was always there and this is just the first time reading this shit while not high.
Then i was like fuck this i think i like things better wen im high.
Then i had a cookie and posted on the blind items how Tom Cruise was the big sexy black man with a rent a dick for the lonely old ladies.
Mmmm hmmmm!
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LOLO:
The new comment thing was next to the comments that were already there, next to it was the new ones.
example
45 Comments 25 new comments
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I emailed MK asking for it back - he replied that it never worked.
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I don't think it did work. If it did, you would click on it and only see the new ones, right? I still liked that it told me how many new ones were there.
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Salem: P.S. I'm not liking the no new comments thing :/
me either! :(
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I emailed MK asking for it back - he replied that it never worked.
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LIE TELLER!
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You smell burning trousers too eh? EMAIL THE BITCH. In a nice way of course.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
yo LO. remember, it used to tell you how many new comments there were under a post without you having to open the comments? now it doesn't.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Oh recent comments?
Is that it?
People cant see the recent comments section?
*digs in ass*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I never thought I'd say K-Fed deserved every penny he got.
OK TITS. I don't know what that fool MK is talking about, it always worked for me.
I will email his ass NOW! :)
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
What is the "No new Comments" thing you guys are talking about?
What is happening?
If there is a loop, im not only out of it, Im clearly facing the opposite direction of it while picking me butt!
Fill a ho in yo!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She looks real good with a balaclava on.
and all of a sudden I have craving for baklava
I'm not liking the no new comments thing :/
I've remained perturbed all night about this
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Salem: P.S. I'm not liking the no new comments thing :/
me either! :(
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I emailed MK asking for it back - he replied that it never worked.
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LIE TELLER!
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Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Instead of trying to act all normal again, she should just take her new identity and run with it. "I's krazy, ya'll!" People will accept it and then she'll have her comeback. Easy.
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I know, right?
I was making her a chola one day - tattoos and all and I thought - you know? She looks pretty good. She's way more interesting like this.
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I see the recent comments.....
Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Salem: P.S. I'm not liking the no new comments thing :/
me either! :(
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I emailed MK asking for it back - he replied that it never worked. BUT IT DID. Maybe just not for him?
email the bitch and ask for it back. dlisters unite! arrgh.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by harikaributterknife on October 6, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Ok, one more question. How much time has to pass before we can start considering her past her crazy stage?
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Gosh. The bar has been set pretty high. First there's Cloris Leachman (old as Methuseluh-sic), then there's Michael Jackson (46?). We have a good long time to go with Britknee.
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And this really was just her first breakdown. They build her up good as new and we can start all over again!
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New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Instead of trying to act all normal again, she should just take her new identity and run with it. "I's krazy, ya'll!" People will accept it and then she'll have her comeback. Easy.
Hey hey hey Michael Jackson made THRILLER ok....THRILLER.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Thriller is awesome indeed. Especially when performed by prisoners:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o
If I knew you got to wear balaclavas I would have gone go karting sooner!
I love bumper cars too! heheh wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Salem: P.S. I'm not liking the no new comments thing :/
me either! :(
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Salem13 on October 6, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Hey hey hey Michael Jackson made THRILLER ok....THRILLER.
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Thriller is fucking awsome.
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Submitted by harikaributterknife on October 6, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Michael Jackson recently turned 50 and is as creepy and insane as ever.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I see the weave has been left unattended to again.
That thing probably reeks to high heaven.
Will isn't she not allowed to drive? I guess this is the next best thing. I'm surprised she didn't make a break for it and held a Starbucks barista hostage.
P.S. I'm not liking the no new comments thing :/
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by Mejinn on October 6, 2008 - 1:04pm.
LOL, good point, but K-Fed's goofy stoner/wigger antics seemed truly harmless in comparison to the crazy shit that the public soon realized Britney was capable of.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Ok, one more question. How much time has to pass before we can start considering her past her crazy stage?
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Gosh. The bar has been set pretty high. First there's Cloris Leachman (old as Methuseluh-sic), then there's Michael Jackson (46?). We have a good long time to go with Britknee.
Hey!!!!!!!!! Where are your babies Shitney!?!!?
What? OH! Boo Boo's thats right. Keep on doing what's most important you fucking skanky swamp whore!