Admit It. Who Went To See This Masterpiece?
My chihuahua is giving me the silent treatment this morning because I dissed his bitches by not going to see "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" this weekend. Actually, he would have given me the silent treatment anyway because he's too busy being a lazy son of a bitch! Honestly, does he really need to sleep 23.5 hours a day?
Yeah, I was a bad chihuahua owner by not handing over $12 (seriously) to see this masterpiece. If there was a weed hookah and booze bar at the theater, I would've been the first ho in line. I didn't brave the screaming brats and stoners, but a lot of whores did. BHC was the #1 movie of the weekend with $29 million! 29 fucking million! And those dogs probably got paid in stale cat cookies!
This definitely means that Disney is going to whore out these dogs even more by putting out several sequels. The pimps at Disney should greenlight The Soup's idea for "South Central Chihuahua." Throw in a couple of gorgeous cholita puppies and I smell another winner. Clip below:
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snowpiece !
Terrified of rabbits????? Why i never heard such a thing? Max is a gem! He meets people at the door to make sure they are ok to come in, he destroys evidence, he shows me when there is a spider!
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 6, 2008 - 11:57am.
PLEASE! DON'T POST ANY 'TRUE BLOOD' SPOILERS.
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No worries ILPS, boomsy (that's why I didn't give any details about last night's episode)!
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Missy, you silly thing.
I think that for everyone, there's a specific breed or mix of breeds that suits your personality, or your needs. since I live in my house with my son, I really need the personal protection aspect of my shep.
but I love all dogs really, just wouldn't own a small dog, but that's me.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
CTH,
Sadly, even purebreds are abandoned. There are purebreed rescues everywhere...every breed. People are just fuckin stupid. Like abandoning your Great Dane because it got to big. Fucker...
Snowy....
Get a house-rabbit!! Max plays reverse fetch, paper shredder and "Pet me, no never mind"! (there is a House Rabbit Rescue too!)
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
LOL Clarisse, thanks but I have to admit I am terrified of rabbits, laaaaaaaaame! I know.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
PLEASE! DON'T POST ANY 'TRUE BLOOD' SPOILERS. I may cry. I already have my suspicions on what went on, and I don't want to be crushed. I'm already waiting for it to be five so I can go home and watch it.
Seriously, I'm not afraid to cut a bitch.
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Carlos Mencia is a faux Mexican!
Ok, why is Episode 5 already online?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 11:50am.
I want one of those Parson's. Those of you that have JRT's ...is it feasible to have them in an apartment? Aren't they like the most crazy dogs ever?
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Sure, you can have them in an apartment but they do have a lot of energy and are highly intelligent. They can also be a bit yippy, but like anything, it depends on the dog and the training.
My JRT turned 15 on Sept. 25 (they have a long lifespan; a local tv celeb lost hers at either 16 or 17).
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My ass disappeared with my hairline!
Man, I saw this 2 times yesterday, both matinees. I rock Bitchez! They should make more movies with talking animals, maybe some porno....
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 11:45am.
Yes they are. Fergie is currently sporting his pumpkin bandana in honour of Halloween.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
PSL : yeah that's why i don't have a dog now, I am gone 12 hours a day, but I really want one....
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
This occasion warrants an Avie change!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 11:50am.
yeah, I meant
RESCUE RESAUCE RESUCE!
(typo and Im keepin it... for spaghetti cat)
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Clarisse, if you look at the videos on my MS page, you can see my sweetie jumping up and catching bubbles! heeheehee
snowy, I live in a tiny apt...if you have the time to exercise the hell out of the dog, and give it plenty of attention, yes, you will be fine....mine is 11 1/2 years old and still on FIRE, so don't expect a JRT to ever mellow out!
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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
Damn it, I missed 'True Blood' last night; don't tell me a THING...I'll catch it online.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 6, 2008 - 11:48am.
C Word, yes, True Blood was GREAT last night!!!!
I don;t think I could ever have any other type of dog - speaking of, I need to go walk my baby....be back in a while...
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I didn't want to be a spoiler if you hadn't watched...did not expect that ending!
On Topic: I don't mind Chihuahuas except if they're too yippy or can't stop shaking (what's up with that?).
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I am too afraid to break such a tiny dog.
Their legs look like little sticks to me.
(I have a 150 lb bullmastiff)
Adopt AND rescue
you guys can't believe the dogs given up by their owners, thanks to our wonderful american economy right now, i'm talking purebreds too.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
I want one of those Parson's. Those of you that have JRT's ...is it feasible to have them in an apartment? Aren't they like the most crazy dogs ever?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
C Word, yes, True Blood was GREAT last night!!!!
I don;t think I could ever have any other type of dog - speaking of, I need to go walk my baby....be back in a while...
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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
Mrs K.,
Sadly you are right. Chi's are sooooo overbred.
PSL,
I watched a special last night on JRT's. (Parson's bite me) You gotta give those little fuckers a job! Lord save us from a bored terrier!!
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 11:37am.
Time for back-yard breeders to start churning out chihuahua puppies...
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yeah man, you know chihuahuas are going to be in super high demand now..
heres my little PSA:
ADOPT ADOPT ADOPT!!
http://www.chihuahuarescue.com/
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Hi Snowy!
Are they Parson Russell Terriers? My golden is like a JRT, only he's hairier, 75lbs, and doesn't do flips. That I know of.
I cannot believe I missed 'The Soup.' Damn that was classic. So going on my facebook!
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Carlos Mencia is a faux Mexican!
I have a broken coated JRT, but the shaggy ones are now called "Parson Russell Terriers".....
MrsK, is Minsch all chihuahua?
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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
I admit, I'm a total breedist, but once you've been owned by a PB german shepherd, you just can't go back. awesome dogs..
PSL< my friends have a little black pug, whom, if she were a person, she'd be getting drunk and starting bar fights, she attack a lab once.
and bandannas are cute on dogs.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 6, 2008 - 11:41am.
CTH, I have a 15 lb Jack Russell, but don't tell her she's 15 lbs! She hangs with the Rotts!
I call JRT's "portable big dogs".
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LOL....I have one and I always tell people, "He's 200lbs of dog trapped in a 20lb body."
Off Topic: Did you watch 'True Blood' last night?
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Not only will I see this movie, I will see it 10 times and I will buy a copy.
CHIHUAHUAS RULE!!!!!!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
The developmental history of the Chihuahua is very difficult to trace and is based largely on speculation and theory, however through folklore, legend and archeological finds, there is sufficient evidence to prove that it is without doubt an ancient breed originating from Pre-Columbian Mexico, and it is believed to predate any other breed of dog in the Americas. The most common theory and most likely is that Chihuahuas are descended from the Techichi, a companion dog favoured by the Toltecs and that the modern dog developed through breeding with miniaturised Chinese dogs brought to the Americas by the Spanish Conquistadors.
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Watch by next month theres gonna be news stories about abandoned Chihuahuas all over the place.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by islandgirl on October 6, 2008 - 11:32am.
I hate it when people put clothes on their dogs.
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None of my animals will tolerate clothing. My Golden Retriever will stop for nothing until he rips it off. I might try to put a bandana on him, though.
PSL: what do you call those shaggier JRT's?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 6, 2008 - 11:32am.
I don't like Chihuahuas, in general.
Give me a real dog, not a rat.
For real
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BREEDISTS!!!!!!!
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Salem13 : OMG I WANT PIE!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 11:37am.
Time for back-yard breeders to start churning out chihuahua puppies...
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I don't see how they could possibly churn out any more than they already do!
Stupid fucks.
CTH, I have a 15 lb Jack Russell, but don't tell her she's 15 lbs! She hangs with the Rotts!
I call JRT's "portable big dogs".
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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
Clarisse : that's totally what's going to happen.
Anyone of you without kids who went to see this is getting pooed on.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 6, 2008 - 11:32am.
I don't like Chihuahuas, in general.
Give me a real dog, not a rat.
For real
"pats ninety five pounds of shepherd.
that clip was pretty funny, however.
and my neighbors have a little dog, not sure what breed, that fucker NEVER shuts up... makes me violent.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Ugh I hate this movie with its stupid chicano shit not all Mexicans talk like that, and Chihuahuas didn't even originate in Mexico.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
I still can't believe it is $12 to see a movie in NYC. Here in MI it is $8, I think. Maybe 8.50 now, and climbing, I'm sure. I wouldn't even pay that much to see a dog movie.
Lou, Lou, Lou...!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Seriously, a friend of mine tried to go and see it. It was sold out!
One of my co-workers admitted having seen the movie this past weekend...of course he 'blamed' it on his girlfriend.
Thankfully, he and his gf are not running out to get a Chihuahua anytime soon, although I'm sure many who see this will.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Time for back-yard breeders to start churning out chihuahua puppies...
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
I realy want to see this film. I'm not gojng to pay to see it, I'm going to wait until somone uploads it online and watch it that way!
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
hahaha, I saw that on the soup yesterday :)
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I have one sitting right next to me, no need to see it.
it was a south phoenix and central phoenix chihuahua that jumped me...this south central clip is not endearing these little rats to me...;)
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I heard this movie was actually pretty funny but I'll be damned if I shell out 12 dollars to see some Chihuahuas speak in bad Mexican accents and save the world or whatever it is they do in this waste of film...moving on.
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I love Lou so much!
and Joe McHale (sp?) is no slouch.
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