Admit It. Who Went To See This Masterpiece?
My chihuahua is giving me the silent treatment this morning because I dissed his bitches by not going to see "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" this weekend. Actually, he would have given me the silent treatment anyway because he's too busy being a lazy son of a bitch! Honestly, does he really need to sleep 23.5 hours a day?
Yeah, I was a bad chihuahua owner by not handing over $12 (seriously) to see this masterpiece. If there was a weed hookah and booze bar at the theater, I would've been the first ho in line. I didn't brave the screaming brats and stoners, but a lot of whores did. BHC was the #1 movie of the weekend with $29 million! 29 fucking million! And those dogs probably got paid in stale cat cookies!
This definitely means that Disney is going to whore out these dogs even more by putting out several sequels. The pimps at Disney should greenlight The Soup's idea for "South Central Chihuahua." Throw in a couple of gorgeous cholita puppies and I smell another winner. Clip below:
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if I go see Beverly Hills Chihuahua, my cats would know from the big smile on my face when I get home. :D
Awe . . . South Central Chi is doing hood rat stuff; so cute ;)
kaiserin, you make some good points and as a fellow Republican, I agree with you, but as HL would say "Why so serious?". Take a chill pill, girl. No need to get political in a thread about a doggy movie.
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Submitted by LA BIRD on October 6, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Because all people do is fucking ESCAPE from their problems. Nobody ever wants to harden the fuck up and face shit head-on. I honestly wouldn't care about this movie, or the means that people use to "escape" from their lives if shit was getting done, but it isn't, so I do care. Like I said though, I am slowly learning to NOT care, and once I get there, I'm sure it'll be great. But until then, this is how it is.
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I love Chihuahuas. I've got two. And four Boxers. But this movie is still gay. lol
Submitted by SayImABird on October 6, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Yep..."American Tragedy". That certainly says it all, doesn't it? Because that's EXACTLY what this is. Glad to see that not everyone has become a fucking retard!
But you know, sometimes I wish I could be stupid. It seems so easy, and all the stupid people seem so much happier than those of us who actually use that thing between our ears. Wow, who would have thought that one day being intelligent would be something that is more like a curse than a blessing? Because, believe me, I feel cursed every fucking day.
You seem smart, so I'm sure you know what it's like. How it is when you say something that isn't utterly inane, and the looks you get from people, like you've suddenly grown an extra head. The deafening silence, the confused looks...it sucks. Stupid people never feel that way, and it must be nice to feel like you fit in. But even with all the annoyances that come with being smart, I think I'd rather be smart than be one of the people who actually PAY MONEY to see this movie. Because I honestly cannot comprehend the mindset of anyone who would do that. It's more alien than a Klingon, a Cardassian, or any other "alien" could ever be.
tl;dr...people are stupid
Submitted by kaiserin on October 6, 2008 - 5:00pm.
why do you hate Chihuahuas?
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OKAY AND SHE DOES HAVE A BOX WITH A DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Not sure why you are so outraged at this movie. It shows that people obviously want a break from all the "bad news" and its nice just to see something funny and light hearted. Its aimed towards children and its done well.
krazykelly-
AAAAAGH, Bunnicula! OMG, I haven't thought of that book in YEARS! I loved it, and the sequel(s)!
Anyway, I cannot believe this fucking movie made that much money. Apparently the old saying is true, that you CAN'T go broke underestimating the stupidity of the public. But it seems that people keep getting more and more stupid, and apparently they are too stupid to be outraged at the shit that Hollywood is pushing. Instead they lap it up! If I actually went to the movies, or liked them all that much (I could go the rest of my life without seeing another movie and not care one bit), I would be furious at the shit they keep making. As it is now, I just feel really disappointed and saddened for the future of humanity, if this is the shit that people go for.
And it's not just movies. I've noticed it with books, too. Look at the bestseller lists, and the best selling authors. Most of them are utter shit. Predictable, stupid, trite, and horribly written, yet people lap them up! A perfect example is Nora Roberts. That bitch's books aren't fit to wipe my dog's ass with, yet they are all best-sellers!
Same with politics. Look at the circle-jerk over Obama...he's Jimmy fucking Carter II (an utterly terrible president by ALL standards), yet people love him. All he does is spout meaningless buzzwords like "hope" and "change", and people act like he's the Second Coming! What the hell is happening to this society? Shit, the terrorists don't even NEED to try and destroy us, we're doing it to ourselves, willingly and joyfully, and nobody seems to notice, or even give a shit. I'd be happy to see it all destroyed, except for the fact that it will inconvenience MY life, which I don't like. But hey, if this is what people want, to be stupid, drooling mindless consumers that never think for themselves, more power to them, and i certainly hope they enjoy reaping what they have sowed. Fuck em all.
I took my little sister to this movie and I have one shocking thing to say. The absolute truth is that this movie is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!
I can't deny it, save us all, this movie was FANTASTIC!
wow....thank god I was home, bent-out-of-shape thanks to my cramps!
i would rather stab myself in the heart with a hepatitis c infected, poop covered needle, then go see this (i dont even want to call it a movie) .... display of american tragedy.
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There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden. One day a rabbit came and ate all the cabbage. The woman said to her daughter.."go into the garden and drive out the rabbit."
Here bunny bunny...
Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe you got your fear from that Monty Python movie??
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Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 12:42pm.
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did a little trollsen tell you that?? ;)
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Eaten by a raccoon!!! Oh!!! No sir...Max is a house bun. The only time he goes outside is when i take him to get his nails "did" =)
GIG,
It really was great, but you are right, the DVD will be out before xmas!
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KD: when I say aggressive I mean I am not expecting them to come up and nuzzle me, LOL ok I am not winning this convo, let's just say I have an irrational fear of the furry little buggers. ♥
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Snowpiece- agressive rabbits? Mine never have been. Sometimes they bite, but I think most of the time it's not on purpose. They just nibble on your clothes and your sin gets caught. Oops! Sometimes, when my BF was yelling at me, mine would go and bite his foot or ankle. It's hilarios that a little critter the size of my foot would try to protect me like that.
Maybe you got your fear from that Monty Python movie??
@El Bastardo, yep, we're progressive that way.
@Clarisse, dang, we haven't seen TDK yet. My fault. I was all "whatever. The DVD will be out next week."
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kk: :Bunnicula is a children's book series written by James Howe about a vampire-bunny that sucks the juice out of vegetables.
LOL no, I missed that one!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I took my kids to see this on Friday and we all loved it. It was a really cute movie. Plus we have a chi.
Green Is Good,
Yeah...i tend to wait for the DVD unless it is something i really want to see...TDK, the next HP, etc... I will probably go see "Religuous" though...
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 12:42pm.
as for the rabbit phobia, my friend had one as a pet in college and it used to scare the hell outta me, not sure why, maybe because they ARE so agressive and you don't expect it?
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i have a rabbit phobia because I read a book called "Bunnicula" when i was a kid. maybe thats where yours stems from as well.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 6, 2008 - 12:50pm.
12 dollars?! F*ck that.
Me and Mr. Green Is Good haven't seen a movie in a theater for awhile because it's ridiculous paying 8 bucks for a ticket. It's cheaper to buy the damn DVD when it comes out. We finally saw Iron Man last week, because we purchased it.
Awwww, thats very modern. Your husband took your name!! :o)
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Only go to see movies when they need to be seen on the big screen. ie. '300' 'Gladiator' 'Apocalypto' etc otherwise get the dvd. Cinemas are a rip off!!
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Clarisse,
Bunny trying to dominate me?!?!? I thought he fancied me and only me! Anyway, he was a great bunny and live a happy life. I used to have another one before - cute as a button but totally aggressive. Used to snort and growl at me whenever I came near his house. Then, one night the raccoons took the roof off his deluxe condo hutch, ripped open the chicken wire with their little hands, and turned him into a snack. Little bits of fur and fluff all over the yard. The odd bone too. Ugh. That is why my second one got to live inside.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 12:42pm.
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did a little trollsen tell you that?? ;)
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I must admit my chihuahua forced me at knife point to see this movie. I cannot say no to my baby.
12 dollars?! F*ck that.
Me and Mr. Green Is Good haven't seen a movie in a theater for awhile because it's ridiculous paying 8 bucks for a ticket. It's cheaper to buy the damn DVD when it comes out. We finally saw Iron Man last week, because we purchased it.
The last movie we saw in a theater was "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix". But Gary Oldman is the HOTNESS, and must be seen on the big screen at all times.
my, my. people are so sensitive for animals, now you're being fussy about groups that LURV animals. LOL!
really, if I can pass the background check, aaaaaaanybody can! lol
The rescue lady was kinda high-strung.
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Submitted by christine the hoff: "I know, people get rid of shepherds because they do zero reseach, then are pissed when the find out they have a highly intelligent dog who needs a lot of attention and care.... ugh."
I know a couple who adopted a dog based on the way it looked. It's a beautiful dog, very photogenic (if you can say that about a dog). However, it has the WORST personality ever. It's afraid of and hostile to everyone. It's dumb and neurotic and snaps and NO ONE likes it. The only person it tolerates is the guy who adopted it.
To their immense credit, they saved the dog from the shelter and give it a loving home. But that dog is a miserable creature and basically useless. But hey, it's good-looking and that's all that matters (to them).
KD,
Max doesn't thump a lot, but his girlfriend does. She is a rescue and pretty skittish. You get thumping in the night cuz buns are crepuscular so, unfort, that's when he is up and about.
pompom!
He wasn't randy, he was trying to dominate you! LOL!!!
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I know guys, I mean I understand they have to be careful but they go really overboard. (the rescue places) I have never even tried. too afraid of rejection I guess.
as for the rabbit phobia, my friend had one as a pet in college and it used to scare the hell outta me, not sure why, maybe because they ARE so agressive and you don't expect it?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Snowy- I hate that about rescue places, too. They are so judgemental. I interviewed with someone once and the woman gave me this condescending look like I was some misfit or something. I really wanted to tell her off.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 11:58am.
LOL Clarisse, thanks but I have to admit I am terrified of rabbits,
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LOL. Did you have a bad experience as a child?
Rabbits are actually nice pets. I had one once that used a litter box. Such a good boy. Quite randy though - always trying to mount my leg! I live in an apartment with my woofer, so it can be done. But, she comes to the office with me and I have to exercise the hell out of her every morning, so she chills all day beside my desk. Such a good girl!
Clarisse- Does max stomp a lot? My bunny stomps when he's not happy or gets scared. Sometimes he does it in the middle of the night and wakes me up a lot.
Submitted by boomsy on October 6, 2008 - 11:57am.
Ok, why is Episode 5 already online?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
MK, I thought for sure this said, "I smell another WEINER." Well, it COULD happen! lol
"Throw in a couple of gorgeous cholita puppies and I smell another winner.."
snow - yeah, my sister rescued a dog 2 years ago. The first rescue org did the background check (not a problem for her) and then the home visit. She was married at the time and the hub was an asshole to the visitors, so they rejected her.
She just found another rescue org that was looser in thier policies. I know they want to place the dogs where they wont be mistreated or abandoned again, but my sister is a great dog-mom and she didnt pass. Leo is a happy member of the family today:)
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snowpiece !!
Like any animal, if you love them and give them attention and interact their personality blossoms!!
Max will be 9 in a few months and plays tons of games! When he wants affection he walk up to you and nose bump you. He also doesn't like his breakfast to be late...If i am not walking downstairs with his salad by 7:30, he starts picking up his bowls and tossing them against the baby gate!~
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Sadly, I want to see this, but I'll probably just wait and rent it, that way my pups can watch it with me. The way they react when they see/hear dogs on TV is priceless.
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I took my nephew to see it and thought the graphic scenes of Aztec human sacrifice were completely unnecessary for any plot development.
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Now relieve the pressure.
Missy: I am too allergic to cats plus I don't like them. LOL ;P
My bf is home a lot during the day now so I am thinking about the dog more seriously, the thing with those rescue places is they want to do background checks and home visits etc and I don't like that.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
man I love Lu he's the cutest little thing ehmm thug
Clarisse: I know I know, I have weird phobias. Do rabbits really have a personality?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Nyce!!! I was ready to be disappointed as I was expecting a clip of the real movie - yay south central!!!
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
I used a Rescue group once to find a dog. They're really good. Dogs are kept in good homes until a suitable adoption match is found.
Neeeever buy from a pet store.
OT: fukkin animals, talking! simple joys!
SNOWY, my friend is afraid of rabbits too!!!! I always put pics of rabbits on her myspace.. Im a good friend like that
AND Im totally with you wnating a dog but living in an apt and being gone a lot.. Im in the same boat. I got a cat. I love him and he's actually really dog-like (he plays fetch) so its ok. I still want a dog tho.
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Clarrise
people make me sick, hey?
I know, people get rid of shepherds because they do zero reseach, then are pissed when the find out they have a highly intelligent dog who needs a lot of attention and care.... ugh.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
lol!! I saw a review of this movie yesterday. To this stoner brain, it looks hilarious! I love talking dogs! The wild coyote helping them across the border sounds cawayzee.
fukkin animals, talking! Hahaa!
Clarisse- I have a rabbit, too! He is funny! Sweet, too. Sometimes he runs circles around me. He's a dwarf.