Morning Wood

I hope she has podiatrist & chiropracter on speed dial.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!

What a retard! Why is she in a mall with those platforms on? I feel sorry for her back 20 years from now.

Maybe she is going right to a porn shoot right after this lovely mommy time she had with her kids...

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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

Posh used to run around Spain in jeans and tank tops all the time. She looked really cute. I wish she'd do that more often.

GAWWWD. such an attention whore. I can GUARANTEE this hag is not going to age well. Pffttt.

She looks like she is in an airport or mall, and she has THOSE on her feet? She must inject lidocaine directly into her feet, just to get around. Poor feet...

PSL- my bf likes to rub his stinky feet on me while he lays on the couch. He thinks he's being all sweet, but it just BUGS me. Seriously, he rubs his feet on me, but won't hold hands? What is wrong with that picture.

posh's hair is GHASTLY from the back.

Posh, MY calves are screaming in protest out of sympathy for yours.

Six inch heels ain't gonna stop yo man from screwing around, Posh.

Submitted by lizzieb on October 6, 2008 - 11:43am.

Submitted by Morrissey on October 6, 2008 - 11:08am.
Hi KD, we were talking about Eddie Izzard, the presumed father...

NNNOOOOOO! Eddie is a national treasure, he cannot possibly have given his fluids to madam. I love him, he's mine, back off silly woman named after a mouse. Although, to be fair I admire her for issuing a photo that looks normal not primped and posed the the max (yes, i'm talking about you Mangelina) But even so. Eddie? No. No . NO *sobs*

I hope it is Eddies, Minnies a lovely mummy!!
See 'Secret Policemans Ball' last night? Absolute crap....until the Izzard turned up near the end!!:o)

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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(

Eddie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiFq_nk8pE0&feature=related

Say it ain't so. I am heartbroken.

If this link works it's my favourite Izzard sketch and we always recite it when we go past Stonehenge.

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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.

I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.

Posh doesn't care about feet.

♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy

Kingston is so cute!

Submitted by Morrissey on October 6, 2008 - 11:08am.
Hi KD, we were talking about Eddie Izzard, the presumed father...

NNNOOOOOO! Eddie is a national treasure, he cannot possibly have given his fluids to madam. I love him, he's mine, back off silly woman named after a mouse. Although, to be fair I admire her for issuing a photo that looks normal not primped and posed the the max (yes, i'm talking about you Mangelina) But even so. Eddie? No. No . NO *sobs*

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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.

I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.

PSL: Good morning! I'm glad to see you today.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

I can't imagine what her feet must look like. She's probably at that stage were she can't even were flats.

Kingston is so fuckin cute. I can't wait to see Zuma!

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

Morrissey
Well, she isn't getting anything from Eddie! No...i just can't see them bumpin no-nos. No...no...no...Not my Eddie. He's savin himself for me.

*fngers in ears*
Lalalalallalalala

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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?

A: The man.

I don't want to say anything about her because she has it but she needs to minus other stuff. pronto. Es porque ella non se nada.

psl - totally!! and they have to be CLEAN socks.

yeah Ive always thought feet were nast.

I hope vicki B wears birkenstocks around the house, but she seems like they type to wear heels all the time.. like even those funny bedroom heels with feathers.. eek!

I love me some birkenstocks on the weekend!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

missy, if I let someone touch me with their feet, it is love.....but I still won't touch them...no foot massages from me! Unless you have socks on....lol

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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"

Hi KD, we were talking about Eddie Izzard, the presumed father...

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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

1) Those heels are ri-damn-diculous. How can she even walk, let alone drag a kid around, in those things?

2) JAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 6, 2008 - 10:52am.

haha, I hate feet too. 'mornin doll!

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Those shoes look fragile. I hope they break.

re:ad on the side, please tell me body suits are NOT coming back!! PLEASE! That one is making that chic hunch over.

Clarisse- her baby's name is Henry. Who is Eddie?

I was kind of disappointed to see that those ads weren't American. That would be surprising. But ridiculously sexual Spanish-language ads? Meh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH- I just saw Tyra on the news saying the MILEY is "so grounded and so PURE".

how much did they pay her to say that?!

I though Minnie's baby was named Henry, and Story is his middle name....

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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"

Clarisse, I TOLD you Eddie was the father. I don't know how to tell you... *bites fingernails* It's true! Even if she says differently. (Which I don't think she will, for the record.)

You heard it here first. :D

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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

Posh needs to lower the skirts and heels, 3 boys, bags and heels is just dangerous, although she can probably do yoga in them. I just got a new respect for Minnie Driver and Kingston is a cutie.

I like Poshs out fit, but who the hell dresses like that to go shopping?

her feet are already jacked up...we've seen pics- they are disgusting. I'll bet David never lets her touch him with those feet....personally, I'd scream (but I have a thing about feet anyway)

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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"

Looks like she raided the KISS costume trunk. Those shoes are stupid, but she obivously thinks otherwise. However, I would pay a dollar to see Becks in them.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

I don't mind Posh, but i'd love to see the bitch in sweats and a hoodie!!

The only thing i care to know about Story (Story??) is that Eddie is not his father.

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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?

A: The man.

Posh certainly is destroying her feet. When she's about 45, she's not going to be able to walk in anything but orthopedically sound athletic shoes.

Wake me up when Dreamboat does a song about ME.

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

Submitted by lizzieb on October 6, 2008 - 10:38am.

What is that idiot wearing? An orange tea bag and shivs stuck to her feet. Pack it in 'posh'. Enough is enough.
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Could not have said it better myself...

also who doesnt love an adorable chubby baby?! grats to minnie....also kate and pete are made for eachother; she needs to stop fighting it =P

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Posh is damn silly.

I like Posh, but sometimes she tries too hard.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

I love Posh and her legs are incredible (and I love the dress, too) but those shoes are ridiculous.

Minnie's baby is cuuuuute.

Is Toothy smuggling some dreads under that stupid hat?

Posh weighs 98lbs and 20 of those are her shoes.
Nevermind your own feet, you could do some serious damage to people in those things!

Story is a cute chubster baby.

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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

I love what Posh is wearing...lol
She has great legs too....

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Full is not heavy as empty; not nearly my love
Not nearly
-Fiona Apple "The First Taste"

Those heels could actually double as darts for when she's 'down the pub'.
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.

i thought that was Ri Ri
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."

What is that idiot wearing? An orange tea bag and shivs stuck to her feet. Pack it in 'posh'. Enough is enough.

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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.

I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.