Monday, October 6th 2008

Saint Tommy Girl

Tommy Girl took his raggedy beard out for dinner last night in NYC when he came to the rescue of some fallen pap. You thought Angie Jo was the only saint currently in Manhattan? Wrong! Tommy cares about the little people. I mean that literally. That pap is just a tiny thing. That must have made Tommy feel like a real top for once.

Please. You know that whole shit was staged. He's probably going to save a pussy in a tree tomorrow. Scratch that. Tommy doesn't get near real pussy if he can help it.

It doesn't look like Tommy let Stepford Katie in on the plan, because she looks like her system is about to crash. She hasn't been programmed to deal with situations like this.

Wait... I just realized. Where is Suri?! Did Tommy actually give her the night off?! Naw. She's probably back at the alien headquarters washing Tommy's girdles.

Posted by: Michael K


ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I hate her legs. I always expect them to be very shapely given how skinny she's gotten but they're still trunk-like.

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snowpiece's picture

drama, it was boring, you?
as for TG, I agree he is often seen being " a good samamritin" but he's just doing things you and I do everyday with out thinking twice and getting all sorts of publicity about how altruistic we are, big deal, he helped a guy up.
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christine the hoff's picture

I watched Magnolia the other day, before he went crazy he was a very good actor.
what's he doing to katiebot to make her look so elderly??? I'd give her a senior discount.

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MadameLollipop's picture

The old pappy looks really pissed off. Did Tom or his bodyguard push the pap to the floor or something?

joe's picture

That douche probably hooked the pap up to an e-meter and billed him 1500 bucks.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Hey, Snowy Girl! Good weekend?

On topic: I have to agree w/ BB: TG does have a history of doing nice things.
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snowpiece's picture

angel is that wino's hand?
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joanne's picture

He would be ok if he didn't push his cult. He was a good actor before he got all heavenly.

angel_i's picture

One more...

Everything looks staged. Katie did, in fact, get a supporting role. She listens intently to the story of him saving the man, she beams at him in admiration, and then gazes wistfully into the night...

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MJF's picture

I can't wait until the pap files his lawsuit for being manhandled by our hero.

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Mel-Tang's picture

Bondagebarbie, that's because he is a Scientologist. And, Scientologists are truly THE only ones that can help in an emergency situation such as this.

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snowpiece's picture

OMG gross, he is so pleased with himself. TOP GUN what a hero! WTF is Katie wearing there? drama, it's shorts and tights.
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Bondagebarbie's picture

He is actually a very good samaritan and this is not the first time he has gone out if his way to help someone.He is generally a nice guy and is always couteous to the paps.They both also look good,Katie looks great.

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Mel-Tang's picture

OMG! Look at thumbnail 7:

"Momma, did I do a good job?"
"Yes, my little man, you did a very good deed today."
"Thanks, Momma."

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Mel-Tang's picture

That was so staged.

That's probably Suri in a man-size robot controlling him from inside.

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As you know, as a Scientologist, Tom Cruise is the ONLY one who can really help!

The C word's picture

LOL - the pap probably tripped over TG's bigboy shoes!

And what is with the matching outfits? I thought only elderly couples did that with nylon track suits.

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Is Katie in desperate need of a slip? Or are those shorts?
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Am's picture

OT: Today she is taller than him. He must have forgotten hia stilts at home.

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lizzieb's picture

And they just happened to get a photo. Like when he saved someone from drowning *cough bullshit* I think here in the UK? Well did say only followers of Xenu for able to help with accidents so maybe it's a training exercise.
What a total tool.

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