Saint Tommy Girl
Tommy Girl took his raggedy beard out for dinner last night in NYC when he came to the rescue of some fallen pap. You thought Angie Jo was the only saint currently in Manhattan? Wrong! Tommy cares about the little people. I mean that literally. That pap is just a tiny thing. That must have made Tommy feel like a real top for once.
Please. You know that whole shit was staged. He's probably going to save a pussy in a tree tomorrow. Scratch that. Tommy doesn't get near real pussy if he can help it.
It doesn't look like Tommy let Stepford Katie in on the plan, because she looks like her system is about to crash. She hasn't been programmed to deal with situations like this.
Wait... I just realized. Where is Suri?! Did Tommy actually give her the night off?! Naw. She's probably back at the alien headquarters washing Tommy's girdles.
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Haha. I like the second to last picture.. He has this face like a child does when he saves a cricket from drowning in the swimming pool.. and Katie looks like she could give a fuck less. lol. Beautiful.. She's probably just upset that she didn't run when she had the chance.
PS. Maybe he really is a kind person like that. Maybe he is only innocently holding hands with the Devil. Most likely - that's why he's called the Prince of Lies.
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Submitted by denise13 on October 6, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
The past few years aside, with his religion, his divorce, marrying Katie and putting down Brooke Shields and whatever else he has done to be deemed crazy, there was once a time that he really did an awesome thing.
I cant remember the details but he was on the highway and there was an accident. He wasnt not involved but he did stop and help. There was a woman who was hurt and he stayed with her and ended up paying for all of her medical bills because she had no insurance and I "think" he might have gone to the hospital to see her. This was before the internet took off and it was just on the local news and then the next day in the paper. I think it really happened and I thought he was cool for doing that.
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That TOTALLY explains his rant about saving people in accidents. Geez Louise you'd think he might have given that frame of reference at the time...did he?
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James Haven knows for a fact that Sir Tommy stages all his "good deeds"! One time he had James Haven dress as an elderly woman with a cane. Then he had some kids run by and grab James Haven's cane!
Sir Tommy came running out, screeching at the teen thugs! With his teeth clenched and fist raised in the air, the paps went crazy!
Sir Tommy paid James Haven 500 smackers for 10 minutes work. Not bad. Oh and Katie gave James Haven two Barley cookies for the road.
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Sometimes (like this) I think I like TomKat & that he is a decent guy.
Then, there's other times I think he's a manipulative, controlling Xenu-inspired FREAK.
Oh, and Katie, dear? Black opaque tights & wool shorts went out in the late 1980s. You tried to bring back pegged jeans & that didn't work & I can only hope this trend won't catch on either.
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Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
The past few years aside, with his religion, his divorce, marrying Katie and putting down Brooke Shields and whatever else he has done to be deemed crazy, there was once a time that he really did an awesome thing.
I cant remember the details but he was on the highway and there was an accident. He wasnt not involved but he did stop and help. There was a woman who was hurt and he stayed with her and ended up paying for all of her medical bills because she had no insurance and I "think" he might have gone to the hospital to see her. This was before the internet took off and it was just on the local news and then the next day in the paper. I think it really happened and I thought he was cool for doing that.
Of course he helped. He is the only one that can.
I bet it was staged.
Tammy has had good facelifts.
Does anyone know who her surgeon is?
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 9:59am.
angel is that wino's hand?
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Nope - Angie's. Sorry that took so long. Work is annoying like that.
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A syringe?? Is that a syringe that Tommy Girl is picking up in the first picture?
Fer chrissakes. Tom, come out of the closet already.
EDIT: Thanks for posting the video , Chris Eccleston.
ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Check out this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBI080qSJPc
Clever. clever. There should be more themed protests. ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
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that pap on the ground looks like Jon Voight
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 6, 2008 - 10:24am.
The falling down man is too old to be working as a pap and too old to dye his hair ginger. He should be at home sitting under a blanket.
He probably worked in the porn industry before hitting the pavement, and Tom just shook his hand.
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You've nailed it!! It's almost spooky. Like you were there or something... possibly in a red wig.... hmmm porn eh?
Speaking of which - will anyone ever shake RDJ's hand in quite the same way again?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 11:55am.
LCT LMAO at your new avie!
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it's because you love smegma, isn't it? I know you do. It's ok, I think everyone does. It's just one of those things no one wants to admit.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 6, 2008 - 11:45am.
LOL, you know you've been on Dlisted too much when you know who the entire cast of Gossip Girl is without ever having seen an episode.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 6, 2008 - 11:42am
I agree 100%. I remember hearing some speech he gave about how it was the duty of Scientologist to help a person in need because they think they're the only ones with the 'power' to help people. Load of shit.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Remember boys and girls, Scientologists are the only ones who will stop at the scene of an accident (or a fallen pap) because they are the only ones who can really help.
Submitted by The C word on October 6, 2008 - 11:43am.
LOL, you know you've been on Dlisted too much when you know who the entire cast of Gossip Girl is without ever having seen an episode.
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Submitted by boomsy on October 6, 2008 - 11:38am.
That's the happiest I've seen Katie look in a long time...
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I've noticed that Katie always flashes the ultra-bright smile whenever she's in Tommy's presence but when alone, she's much more subdued and serious.
You know you've been on dlisted too long when you begin to notice these things. ;)
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Submitted by Hekki on October 6, 2008 - 11:25am.
It kind of looks like the other guy has the situation covered, but Tommy stepped in and had to upstage him to be the hero. He's all "I will take care of this, peasant. Your efforts were not sufficient. You are dismissed."
I'm sure this is how it went down.
TG: "NEVER FEAR, COMMONER! I will USE my OT POWERS to LIFT you from this OPPRESSION!
Dude: No, that's ok. I got it.
TG: NONSENSE!!! ONLY an OT 9 can SAVE HIM!!!
Pap: No, really, he's got it.
TG: SCIENTOLOGY SAVES ANOTHER!!! All hail L. RON HUBBARD!
Dude/Pap: Jesus.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
That's the happiest I've seen Katie look in a long time...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by LA on October 6, 2008 - 10:53am.
Staged.
Agreed. All it needs is a spotlight on Tommy.
Freak could save a litter of abandoned kittens from a burning orphanage on Christmas night and it still wouldn't help his reputation.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
It kind of looks like the other guy has the situation covered, but Tommy stepped in and had to upstage him to be the hero. He's all "I will take care of this, peasant. Your efforts were not sufficient. You are dismissed."
New York is simply the best place on earth. I want everyone who visits to feel that, too.
Parisians are rumored to be rude, too, but I didn't find it so. The thing is to TRY to speak French - it's rude to expect that everyone will speak English. And you should dress up a little. I noticed Americans in jeans and sweatshirts and sneakers getting the cold shoulder. Mr. Hekki and I always dressed nicely and were treated nicely.
I'm always suprised by how big her legs are! They don't match the rest of her body, must be a mistake at the robot factory methinks.
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yes, Hekki that's what I was trying to say too, it happens all day long, people are always busting their ass! LOL :)
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I grew up in a small town; I never thought I would enjoy being in a big city. But I've been to NYC twice, and I loved it. I can't wait to go back!
OT: Staged.
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Submitted by libby on October 6, 2008 - 10:53am.
C-word, As provincial as Indiana can be, can you imagine the types of horror stories I heard about the Big City?
And when I got there, I felt more at home than I ever have.
And I have never heard anything but wonderful things about Toronto and its residents.
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Me too...I'd love to go back soon.
I think Toronto and its citizens have a fairly good rep internationally; unfortunately, it is most hated by other Canadians. :(
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OOOH, LA!
You are one of the originals here, maybe THE original. I remember you from back when MK was on blogspot.
I've always liked your comments (all these years), but have never been on here when you are. I've always wanted to tell you.
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C-word, As provincial as Indiana can be, can you imagine the types of horror stories I heard about the Big City?
And when I got there, I felt more at home than I ever have.
And I have never heard anything but wonderful things about Toronto and its residents.
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Staged.
Just want to add my two cents' worth...
This summer was my first visit to New York...I found New Yorkers to be friendly and helpful, and very proud of showing off their city. I had a wonderful time there.
I am from a very small town in a very friendly state, so I know friendly, and New Yorkers were just that.
So, what Tiny Tom is doing isn't that special.
Re: Katie looking bad.
What's inexplicable about her bad appearance is that she's trying SO HARD to be a Nicole-or-Posh-esque fashion icon.
It's like putting overly-thought-out outfits on a mushy sack of potatoes, and being surprised that the public isn't interested.
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Submitted by libby on October 6, 2008 - 10:43am.
Hekki, I love that about NYC!
I have lived my whole life in Indiana, a supposed "nice midwestern folk" place. I have traveled all over the U.S, but I am always impressed at how nice New Yorkers are to each other.
I also loved seeing in Manhattan, how many strangers would have small conversations with each other in the street...no matter if they were the same race, financial status, or anything.
NYC has an unfounded bad reputation.
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Ditto....I had heard many horror stories prior to visiting, but found the opposite to be true.
The people are great, very friendly and helpful, and the city itself was spectacular!
New York (not unlike Toronto here) gets a bad rap.
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Doubt this is a set up. With the dozens of paps that follow them I'm sure this one tripped over something and the other paps got this shot.
That being said snowpiece is right, that that's something any of us would do, so I'll save my praise for someone that truly deserves it...
Hekki, I love that about NYC!
I have lived my whole life in Indiana, a supposed "nice midwestern folk" place. I have traveled all over the U.S, but I am always impressed at how nice New Yorkers are to each other.
I also loved seeing in Manhattan, how many strangers would have small conversations with each other in the street...no matter if they were the same race, financial status, or anything.
NYC has an unfounded bad reputation.
On topic: Even if these photos AREN'T staged, they are definitely being pushed as a 'story' by Tom's publicists.
I concur that Katie looks terrible. Sad.
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on that last pic...why are they both looking up at the sky? is it the mother ship coming to pick them up?
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Well, that was very nice of him.
However, EVERY time I have seen someone fall on the street in NYC, just about every person in the vicinity rushes over to help. Especially if it's an older person. (I'm not talking about when you see someone stumble or trip and you don't want to compound their embarassment by drawing attention to them because they are obviously okay.)
90% of people will stop to help. I'm not taking anything away from Tommy Girl, I'm just saying.
It's way too obvious this was set up. I look at all the pictures and it appears to be staged. I love how Tom and Katie walk off afterwards, holding hands. Surprise there isn't a sunset in the background. Now I need to go puke!
In that 5th thumbnail, looks to me like the guy would really like to punch TG. Probably because he's going on and on about how scientology could make him stronger.
The falling down man is too old to be working as a pap and too old to dye his hair ginger. He should be at home sitting under a blanket.
He probably worked in the porn industry before hitting the pavement, and Tom just shook his hand.
Ummm. Why is Papa Joe Simpson there?
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what a bunch of freaks.
I hope his faker ass gets one of his shoe lifts stuck in a crack and run the fuck over by a meter maid.
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Snow, it was okay, but not long enough.
I agree that a lot of the things he does are things most people with any degree of empathy would do. I was thinking more of when he'd go to a restaurant & see some kids eating there before prom & pick up the tab. I'd love to do stuff like that, but I ain't got the funds!
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I want his sweater, not his but the same one.
He totally called ahead and had one of his lovers shove this dude, shocking there are photos of him posed on bended knee.
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