It's Never Too Early To Motorboat!
It's a dreary fucking day and about to rain, but I still have the sudden urge to brave the nasty weather and go motorboating! It has everything to do with Salma Hayek's magnificent chichis! Damn. I didn't expect to see those things this morning. I usually take my coffee with just sugar, but I'll have a little leche today.
It's like seeing the Grand Canyon. I know it's real, but it's a little too spectacular to believe. These are chichis that can save the world!
I know I'm gayer than two pink unicorns doing the Macarena at the Rainbow Disco, but I just want to curl up in those things. It's warm and safe in there. The world is falling apart, but everything is alright in between Salma's wondrous titties.
Here's more of Salma on the German show "Wetten Dass" giving Swiss Miss a run for her money. Seriously, Salma's chichis should replace that bitch as the new "face" of Swiss Miss. Even Karl Lagerfeld is having trouble resisting the urge to take the old motor boat out.
I don't ususally like fake titties, but I would have to make an exception with Salma. They really ARE magnificent!
I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
wish I knew what her lipstick brand is and the color too, OMG I want it!
Submitted by Tristram on October 6, 2008 - 9:35am.
She's wearing Lagerfeld's vision of a wealthy Mexican milkmaid.
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"wealthy Mexican milkmaid", an oxymoron for sure, no such thing. But then I remembered you said it was Lagerfeld's vision, and so I sit corrected.
although Salma was born ultra-wealthy and has never worker a hard day in her life...I still like her, because she strikes me as someone that is not uptight
I see areola!
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i know everyone is focusing on the big tits ... BUTTTTTT do you guys not see that guy looks 100% like the late Daniel [anna nicole smith's son]????? it's spooky, i can't keep my eyes off him .. may he RIP ..
its not really that weird of an outfit shes in german during oktoberfest so shes wearing a traditional dirndl AND by where her apron is tied says that shes single still..
Boobs, schmoobs!
I swear women only have them so that we have something to complain about: too small, too big, one bigger than the other, lopsided, lumpy, etc, etc
Oh yeah unless you get fake ones, then you have to act like you're happy with them or else you look a fool for spending all those thousand$.
What I really want to know is: what is up with Salma's funny outfits lately?
wonder what her chi-chis cost? Pretty natural looking, albiet a bit big for her.
okay, now that's gratutiTITS. she's just showing off.
I just don't get the fascination... they're fake, and aesthetically not much different than Pam Anderson's (though the surrounding package is much nicer to look at and not infected with Hep C).
I mean, look at her tiny little arms! She just looks disproportional to me.
FAKE
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2007/03/25/salma-hayeks-porn-boobs/
And even bigger due to preg. Yeesh. Can women even safely feed their children if they have implants?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
#1- Those tits are incredible. I think her areola is sneaking out.
#2-MK that is one of the funniest comments you've made to describe yourself!
"I know I'm gayer than two pink unicorns doing the Macarena at the Rainbow Disco" HAHAHAHAHA
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wow, salma's boobies are wonderful...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Damn! Just...DAAAYYYUUMMMM!!!
Nip slip!
Unkle Karl's interest in the bazooms is entirely professional.
I don't care what anyone thinks she is my kind a little hot Latin women. Huge package is a small little frame is a perfect combo. Love you Selma!!
That's too much. I'm no prude, but I have my limits.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
My god, I hope she doesn't co-sleep with her baby. God forbid that little one gets stuck between those ridiculous monstrocities. Blech.
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Her chi chi's are Rainbows and Glittery Unicorns on this shiteous day.
Rain, gloomy and it's stupid, looser Monday.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
*big sigh* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Salma's chichis make everything okay.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Her boobs are fabulous
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Salma's chachitas are indeed wondrous, but they're also fake. awfulplasticsurgery.com has the photographic evidence. Salma's lucky hers look sort of natural, although a bit huge for her tiny frame.
She's wearing Lagerfeld's vision of a wealthy Mexican milkmaid.
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Now relieve the pressure.
Latina Heidi and her lovely chachita's!
I adore Salma and her chichis!
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Sandbitch!! LMFAO oh my god, I LOOOOVE your av!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She looks so freaking cute!!!!
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Have Salma's ChiChis been honored with the "Hot Slut of the Day" title?
If not, I think they deserve it. Damn!
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Carlos Mencia is a faux Mexican!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 6, 2008 - 9:11am.
She needs to Nad's those arms....STAT!! I bet she has a moustache and hairy nipples. Just saying.
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Bless you Mel. Those forearms! Shave them fuckers.
I hate it when I can see the edge of the nipple. That is so un-classy. I expect better from Selma.
The more I look at the human form, the more it appears bizarre. What is wrong with my eyeballs!
The last thumb is funny:
"So, how are those boobies holding up, Salma?"
"o, you know, they're happy. They like having little baby hands on them all the time and they just got a visit from the ex too *wink, wink* and they were feeling a little shy the other night but I think they're ready to party now:)"
"That's great, Salma, - I think we're ready to party too. Waddyasay, folks?!"
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I see an areola lol
Hot milf or what??
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She needs to Nad's those arms....STAT!! I bet she has a moustache and hairy nipples. Just saying.
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Heidi Ho!
Wow, if she ever wanted a 2nd career as a milkmaid, she's got it covered.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
That "Wetten Das" show looks quite entertaining! I adore Salma.
Does Karl Lagerfeld ever remove those gloves?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
un be fucking lievable
hmm, lovely woman, but boobs those big don't age well.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Hot. The way she looks is the reason I've always kinda looked forward to aging. Didn't there used to be more hot memaws like that? PS. She stole that look from Cloris Leachman in Beerfest - who also looked hot.
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