Wino's Nose Has Had It
If you ever think you have it really fucking bad, just think of the Crackie of Camden's nose. That nose has been through some tough shit and it's about to call it a day! Fox News reports that Amy Wino's nose is thisclose to standing up and screaming, "I quit this bitch!" A friend of Wino's says that she's worried about her nose.
The friend said, “Amy knows that her nose is next to fall apart — she admitted to me that it feels weak at the bone." When Wino was told her nose is looking wrecked, she said, "Yeah, it’s a problem, but it’s my problem so leave it. With that she fell against the DJ stand and seemed to fall asleep.”
I don't blame her nose. It's probably sick of being used like a damn Dirt Devil. Wino's nose has more residual white shit dripping out of it than Gay Al Reynold's ass at a gay pride orgy. The inside of her nose probably looks like a bomb site. But honestly, Wino has bigger shit to worry about than her nose busting out of there. She needs to worry about her fucking organs calling in sick one day.
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Cant blame this mess on Blake. How long has he been in the pokey now? He may have been the catalyst, but she's the addict.
She is rotting and just wants to get high. Let her.
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I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and still have things to say.
Shame.She should be the international poster child for D.A.R.E.!
Submitted by Deb on October 6, 2008 - 9:38am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 9:34am.
angel_i, it seems incredible, but I think he has her believing that she is nothing without him. I think him being in the chokey has created this tragic drama in Amy's mind. If they's let him out, and they got back together on the day to day, I think she'd eventually see what a loser he is, if she doesn't croak first.
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ITA. Maybe that's what bothers me. I think he's aware that DRAH-ma is what keeps them together. It's prolly an insecurity for him too...but UGH. So much stupidness for nothing.
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Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 9:38am.
So.. How can a nose "fall apart"? I can't wait to see what that's gonna look like.
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It eventually breaks down the cartilage in the nose.
There was a British celeb (can't think of her name) who had the bridge of her nose reconstructed due to cocaine addiction.
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It is so sad because this girl is super talented.
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Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 9:38am.
Excessive cocaine use dissolves the cartilage that the nose it made of. Think Michael Jackson's nose, but with one large, centrally located nostril.
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Submitted by KD on October 6, 2008 - 9:38am.
Hey KD, all the nasty chemicals in the coke eat away at the septum. I believe that happened to Stevie Nicks.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by angel_i on October 6, 2008 - 9:34am.
angel_i, it seems incredible, but I think he has her believing that she is nothing without him. I think him being in the chokey has created this tragic drama in Amy's mind. If they's let him out, and they got back together on the day to day, I think she'd eventually see what a loser he is, if she doesn't croak first.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
So.. How can a nose "fall apart"? I can't wait to see what that's gonna look like.
Geeze Girl SHAKE YO'SELF!!!!!!! Loves you but you need to fix something at least do it for your nose!
Yes, I agree with Deb. It started pretty much when they got together.
((sigh))
This Wino death watch is getting old. It's like she's in a traveling hospice or something. She could go at any moment. Just check yourself into a rehab Wino. You can do it. Just walk through the damn door!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
@Deb:
Yeah, I keep remembering that but he just bothers me for some reason....
She used to look so cocky and now she just looks scared and weak all the time. She's a crackie poster child.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 6, 2008 - 9:28am.
Is dlisted acting weird for anyone else? As in, it doesn't tell me how many new posts there are?
Hey dramaqueen. It's doing the same thing for me.
OT: I don't think Amy was an angel pre-Blaaake, but the downward spiral started with her hooking up with him.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 6, 2008 - 9:25am.
Sorry, she doesn't have enough talent or intelligence to be a broom. Maybe a doorstop, if she can stop falling over.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Thanks, Mike & angel_i.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 6, 2008 - 9:28am.
Is dlisted acting weird for anyone else? As in, it doesn't tell me how many new posts there are?
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THANK you! It's glitchy for me when I post - it cuts out but it comes right back... and yeah, dude, I'm all about those numbers!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 6, 2008 - 9:28am.
Is dlisted acting weird for anyone else? As in, it doesn't tell me how many new posts there are?
Yeah, that started yesterday sometime.
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I really wonder what is keeping this woman alive. Sad.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
I'm sure she is rotting from the inside out. She probably has some nasty ass corpse breath.
Is dlisted acting weird for anyone else? As in, it doesn't tell me how many new posts there are?
On topic: I know people have commented in the past how Heather & Richie basically self-destructed after their divorce. When did Amy's start? Was it due to Blake?
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Is *everything* in Amy's house jagged or something? Also, I've seen cleaner people sleeping on park benches. No wonder she keeps getting Impetigo.
"...her nose is NEXT to fall apart..."
That begs the question what was first to fall apart.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 9:22am.
My god, did she get a job as a chimneysweep?
I think she got a job as the chimmneysweep's broom.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by The C word on October 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
If you're dead, who cares if your nose has collapsed?
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Word.
I think she's going to die. I don't think she'll make it to the end of the year. I've been avoiding REALLY thinking that until now but now I'm pretty sure. I feel like Blake is laughing, somehow.
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Amy, I know you have a lot on your mind and I don't wish you any harm but for the love of god- wash! I need to shower just looking at you.
Why hasn't she been sectioned?
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
My god, did she get a job as a chimneysweep?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Is she dirty or rotting away?
I LMFAO everytime I read MK's endearing term for her "the crackie of camden." It sounds like a 10 part series on PBS or something. LOLOLOLOLOL
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I think she's the female Keith Richards. She'll be around forever, unfortunately.
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note to self
fuck bathing, but god dam, NEVER forget to put on makeup, cause that's the most important part of any hygenic routine.... jebus.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
If you're dead, who cares if your nose has collapsed?
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Eh, who needs a nose? Michael J hasn't had one in years.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
If they could commit shitney, why can't Amy's parents have her involuntarily hospitalized and detoxed? Are they hoping to make big bucks from her legacy when she's dead, (any day now)?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I can't believe this trainwreck is still standing. She must be part cat!
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Did she roll in the dirt for this photo op, she looks dirtier than usual, which is really saying something.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.