RDJ: Retired Compulsive Masturbator
If you were Robert Downey Jr., you would probably be obsessed with touching your own peen too. So it's no surprise that RDJ used to be a chronic tube tugger, but he has sworn off glazing his knuckles after spending so many years of his life having tender and warm moments with himself. Now that he's married, I guess he finds it unnecessary to get off at all, as happens with most enslaved.... I mean, married men. What a sad, sad thing.
He tells Now Magazine, "I was a compulsive, serial masturbator, but it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth."
He rode his own organ? What? The fuck? How does that work exactly? Does he give private lessons on how to ride your own again?
And what dude hasn't been obsessed with doing sexy times to themselves? When you learn the joys of driving stick shift, you really can't stop......until your peen goes raw and you start dry cumming.
RDJ goes on to say that he's outgrown the urge to purge his testicles and "It’s no longer a motivating factor for me. My union with Susan is sacred. Almost always, guys want to get laid. They have a girlfriend, they want to fuck her friend. But I’m not that guy."
This I don't understand. Just because you're married doesn't mean you can't squeeze the sausage every now and again. Shit. Most married bitches probably get more action from their five little skin friends than from the ho their married to.
RDJ, if you need help getting back on the jack off wagon, look me up in the Yellow Pages. Seriously. I'm listed in the Yellow Pages under "Hand Job Coaches."
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Fuck. If he's being completely honest then that is a fucking disappointment to all chicks (myself included) who love this guy.
Though I'm guessing after about a year without sex or masturbation his 'sacred' union will be humping anything in sight. It's just human nature.
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The war isn't working.
Well, if RDJ isn't going to do it, who will?
Any voluteers?
Back it up, boys.
I wonder what he was jerking off to. He always struck me as maybe 59% gay.
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Submitted by D.R. on October 6, 2008 - 4:01pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Or maybe even Robert's years and years, period! I'm pretty sure that has a little something to do with it.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
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Here's a thought: maybe Robert's years and years of being a drug addict screwed up his body chemistry. Wonder if he gave *that* some credit.
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Thank GOD I am not alone!
Maybe that right there shows you how great of an actor he can be right? I mean it was pretty darm realistic and the character stuck with me fo sure!
Like the lady that played Janice on the Sopranos!
I will never not imagine her as a smelly user type of got lots of people all murdered up!
If she was to play a nice character i would be waiting for her to call Tony to wack an ass! Or for her to steal a fake leg! ha ah
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Submitted by LoLo on October 6, 2008 - 2:24pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL
Sadly, I too, had that same thought. Very much ladybonerkiller times!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
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Submitted by LoLo on October 6, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Yall ever see Less then Zero or whatever?
I love this man as an actor but i cant get down with the sexy vibe cause the last part of that movie he was running around with cum and cokeon his lips and Andrew McCarthy was in the scene too and well you know how that goes.
Lady boner killer times.
________________ OMG ! I agree. Ever since I saw that movie whenever I see RDJ I picture him with a line up his nose and a dick in his mouth. Not sensational.
Yall ever see Less then Zero or whatever?
I love this man as an actor but i cant get down with the sexy vibe cause the last part of that movie he was running around with cum and cokeon his lips and Andrew McCarthy was in the scene too and well you know how that goes.
Lady boner killer times.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Wait isnt that JUDE LAW??? if it is indeed RDJ he WAS hot back in the day!!
**** ummm because boys like girls I guess??
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HE IS SUCH A NASTY HO
Submitted by Newportjoey on October 6, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Tits: Joey wanted the pillow moved to see if he's a Shower or a Grower. I liked him in Iron Man, and to quote one of his lines, "Admit it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing!"
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Oh. I was sorta hoping it was a new sex position thing i was unaware of.
little disappointed here.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Tits: Joey wanted the pillow moved to see if he's a Shower or a Grower. I liked him in Iron Man, and to quote one of his lines, "Admit it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing!"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by loozer on October 6, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Thanks for all the Barnabas love.
Hysteria. How bright was Victoria Winters for staying at Collinwood and working there? I would have been gone at the first flutter of a bat's wing.
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Hey, loozer! "Victoria Winters". i forgot about her! That name is so precious! Yeah, she always turns toward the camera with this blank, stunned look. I could almost smell the Jack Daniels on her breath. It must've been coooold & windy on that batty set!
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Thanks for all the Barnabas love.
Hysteria. How bright was Victoria Winters for staying at Collinwood and working there? I would have been gone at the first flutter of a bat's wing.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
He's probably got his hand around it right now
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 6, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by loozer on October 6, 2008 - 10:46am.
I LOVE your Barnabas Collins avie!! He was the undead MAN. Barnabas knows how to rock the cape.
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OMG! Barnabus fucking Collins!! Scary Dark Shadows days!
Remember "Judith"? and "Angelique"?! Those guys kept fogetting their lines. And you could frequently see the microphone hanging down into the set. Hahahaaa! But it skeerd the crap out of me.
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In a scene of the movie "Restoration" RDJ show us his peen, granted, I doubt it's available on blue-ray or high-def (share when it does!) but you can make most of the junk and gratuitous butt showcase.
I know and seen the picture available on Internet, but it's better to catch the movie, better view... and it's a decent movie too! *blushes*
I've never, ever masturbated!! I've wanked myself unconcious many times but never masturbated!!
ps-I'm yanking my bellrope as i type.
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
RDJ. His face always startles me. He actually seems like maybe he's a black man who turned white. . . just by looks. Or, like a dirty toy soldier. not sure.
OT: me thinks he doth explain too much
p.s. #2 cause I gotta run: just in case fisticuffs break out about it in my absence, I don't mean I have anything against people considering their union sacred, it's publicly talking about it that triggers my "oh reeeeeally" doubts. Bye!
Newport Joey what do you mean when you say the pillow does need to be moved?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
aaaw-ha. sure, robert. whatever you say, queen of denial.
@ Topanga:
LMAO! and oh yes, I think I'd 'service' RDJ's junior...
p.s.: He's smoking hot in this video, I've played it back-to-back a time or two, or three:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_u6l7EsQMc
He's lipsynching Elton's song, oh man I LOVE this song, too.
TMI, yes.
Bi or no, that is sexy as hell. In a warped sort of way.
What a little ball of addictions, OMG!
but he's still high on my short list of sexy guys.
Submitted by loozer on October 6, 2008 - 10:46am.
I LOVE your Barnabas Collins avie!! He was the undead MAN. Barnabas knows how to rock the cape.
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I was a compulsive, serial masturbator, but it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth."
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Aw man. I actually felt ok about myself until I read this!
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@ No Words: LOL! seriously never thought I'd hear Robert Downey Jr saying that. Not that he's not been a major ho, but to play that card with a straight face, ha!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 6, 2008 - 12:00pm.
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Yeah, that "sacred union" stuff seriously makes me want to barf.
No offense to married people who see it that way-- oh, whatever: Whenever a guy goes on about his "union" being "sacred," making his relationship sound more like a Civil War deal or the Confederacy, it means IMO that some serious ho-ing around is going on unbeknownst to his wife. The dramatic talk about the sacred union is the verbal equivalent of guilt flowers and candy.
TMI
So I've pretty much come to conclusion that all men in Hollywood are 1 of four things:
1. A coke whore
2. A sex addict
3. A closeted homosexual
4. A closeted homosexual who is addicted to coke
and sex
RDJ is still a hot piece though ;-)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
maybe rdj isn't tugging on his own dick so much because he others to do the tugging for him...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
RDJ is so bi, I mean I think he's just a big ball of serotonin, whatever gets him off is GOOD!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 10:49am.
loozer, I thought it WAS Jude Law at first glance.
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You & me both. I'm still not convinced it's RDJ. Not only does the person in that pic have Jude Law's face, but he also has his scrawny little body, too. I'm going to need some more, um, explicit proof.
Newport joey: Ooooh, that is a juicy little tidbit. Didn't he admit to being bi, or at least "experimenting"?
He is the ONE man I can still be attracted to, knowing that he is bi. Usually, it's a turnoff to me.
And it makes me wonder about poor SJP. First him, now Matthew Broderick. She seems to be the last stop before Gayville, huh?
Glad I am not the only one Snowpiece! Thanks C-Word!
Man's best friend: he pets it, strokes it, trims it, boasts about it, protects it and those who can kiss it.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Too much information, you media whore. I agree with "newport Joey". This dude NEVER seemed straight to me. He should be careful with all that anonymous gay sex though.
Yes, I love a nearly-naked RDJ...thank you very much. (-:
For those who like a nearly naked RDJ....
http://sexualityinart.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/robert-downey-jr-a-man-ca...
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A: The man.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 6, 2008 - 10:42am.
Sandbitch is that Zee as Annie?
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Lucille Ball.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 6, 2008 - 10:41am.
Sandbitch,
That deserved a siggie change!
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Q: Whats the useless bit of skin called on the end of the penis?
A: The man.
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hehe - short and sharp.
loozer, I thought it WAS Jude Law at first glance.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by loozer on October 6, 2008 - 10:46am.
Anyone else think RDJ's face looks like Jude Law in this photo? I know, I know 'his face is in the picture too?'
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Love the Barnabas Collins avie!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Anyone else think RDJ's face looks like Jude Law in this photo? I know, I know 'his face is in the picture too?'
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
My Gay Underground informants tell me RDJ is on Craig'slists constantly looking for M4M hooks ups. Evidently, he's up to more than spanking his monkey. The pillow DOES need to be moved.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
LMAO IG wooo hoo TREX can't reach his wanker!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."