Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008
No, you are a child, a pathethic bitch who try to wiggle and spin their way out of things. When thet see that they are at fault. I know extactly what I called you, but no one have the right to mock or attack someone for no reason.
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Funny, I thought that's exactly what you were trying to pull.
Get back to me after you've grown up and are able to have a conversation without name calling like a bratty teenager not getting her way.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 5, 2008 - 10:39pm.
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Well, the forum's dead now. Maybe it's time for a revolution. There are enough people on the main to form a large group in there. Many of you seem to know each other fairly well.
LCT, that tampon hard to flush, yeah?
I don't know. You and K2 were having that fight.
Why the fuck is everyone in such a bad fucking mood?
Did I spell fuck right?
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It's not about me. I didn't bring up the grammar issue. I'm not fighting w/anyone. p.s. simple solution would be to use spell check.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Jamesy, do you know what that brown splotch is on Angie's cheek?
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Oh, that's nothing! Lupita pinched Angie's cheek for good luck and her skin, being so sensitive bruised a bit! No worries! Brad would never raise a hand to Angie not while James Haven was around!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by jussayin on October 5, 2008 - 10:37pm.
...YES!!
Obviously the world need better and stronger cuss words because bitch and cunt are done.
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How about smegma eater? That's strong in a whole other dimension.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008
No, you are a child, a pathethic bitch who try to wiggle and spin their way out of things. When thet see that they are at fault. I know extactly what I called you, but no one have the right to mock or attack someone for no reason.
Especially if I have NEVER said a word to you.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
@James Haven: Bitch - do you know how long we've been waiting for you?
Whadaya think of your chola makeover?
re: the getting nervous thing, I think before DL got as popular as it is now, it was a smaller group of people here and more like a little "community" if that makes sense. There was a group of posters that all "knew" each other and kind of dominated every thread. I remember when the worst fights on here were just random people that would complain that the regulars were all saying "hello" to each other, lol.
Edited for being a chatty cunt. It's the goose island talking.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 5, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Thanks Aunt Bea!
That's good to hear especially since Daddy Voight told James Haven that blue wasn't his color!
Blue has alway been James Haven's color! What a farce!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Sorry Jamesy.
KiwiKim - I recently discovered an author named fernandez-armesto. http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field...
I'm reading pathfinders - about exploration and discovery. Fantastic use of the english language. Stunning. The type of writer that can make any topic interesting.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Anyone notice a pattern here?
...YES!!
Obviously the world need better and stronger cuss words because bitch and cunt are done.
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008
There is no way to use cunt in a joking way. If that the case then I can turn around and say I ws joking too. If people came after your maybe you have said something to them. Just because I made a mistake does not give you the right to attack me
Show me where I said there was nothing wrong with that I said?
All you have done is just shown me the type of person you are, spin if all you want but if you can not tell me when I ever tried to disrespect you. Then you had no right to come at me
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Anyone notice a pattern here?
HALA/LatinHoneyCups = Calls people bitches and cunts to the point of exhausting the words, all while claiming she's done nothing wrong.
Chicaloco = Calls people bitches and cunts to the point of exhausting the words, all while claiming she's done nothing wrong.
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Yeah, but HALA/LHC - Loved Angie
Chicaloco - doesn't (I think)
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
Witch hunting. The diction's off.
ANYWAY:
If there's any reason to hate this bitch it's gonna be evident in the energy her posts raise. She and Sarah Palin make people spittin' mad.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
Bitches PLEASE!
James Haven can't take all this fighting! He has enough of fighting to deal with in this crazy house! if it ain't Brad and Angie, it's Angie and Mama Pitt. If it ain't them, it's those crazy kids: Mad and Zee, Zee and the new kid, the new kid and Lupita the maid. It's getting so bad that James Haven is thinking of joining the cast of the next "Real World"!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008
There is no way to use cunt in a joking way. If that the case then I can turn around and say I ws joking too. If people came after your maybe you have said something to them. Just because I made a mistake does not give you the right to attack me
All you have done is just shown me the type of person you are.
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Someone who doesn't put up with hypocritical infants. Glad you figured that out.
Anyone notice a pattern here?
HALA/LatinHoneyCups = Calls people bitches and cunts to the point of exhausting the words, all while claiming she's done nothing wrong.
Chicaloco = Calls people bitches and cunts to the point of exhausting the words, all while claiming she's done nothing wrong.
Submitted by boomsy on October 5, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Wow, way too many comments to read, so I'll just say this: I think she'll keep collecting babies until she completely covers the 'Billy Bob' tatoo.
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WORD. This is what this whole charade is about. In the words of Madonna "rejection is the greatest aphrodesiac"
Madonna ~ Forbidden Love
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Submitted by jussayin on October 5, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Thank juss! Mad was not happy that Uncle James Haven was not babysittin' because he is not happy that Angie has a former Navy Seal as their babysitter. Those kids need discipline and that guy is the one to do it!
It would have been a great night if Brad had laid off the bean burrito just minutes before we left. Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by aquarius on October 5, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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I can understand that, about the bad experience. I'm not exactly new to this gig. I've just adjusted my personal rules. But the established posters running the show? Sorry if it sounds bitchy, but I don't fucking think so. There's no seniority. But, I'm not exactly 'timid'. LOL
I'm glad you posted! :)
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:26pm.
SmOOches LCT!
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Jamesy, do you know what that brown splotch is on Angie's cheek?
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Save your bull shit for someone who care you are a fucking Joke. Bitch if I'm all of these thing what is it to you? You don't have a point. You just want come after someone for no reason. , If you can admit that you don't know someone and they haven't done anything to you, but you can still attack them. You are just fucking pathethic. I'm not here to please you and I am not your friend so why are you concerned about me or what I say. If you were half as smart as you think you wouldn't focus on someone who didn't matter to you.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:26pm.
SmOOches LCT!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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It's good to see you out and about, James Haven!
Hey can your forehead wrinkle if you have Botox? Because in one of those pics, her forehead is clearly wrinkling....
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GAWD I FUCKING HATE YOUR POSTS! ROT IN HELL YOU BITCH WHORE SLUT SLAG FESTERING OPEN SORE ON A CUNT!
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 10:27pm.
"No one has to answer to anyone."
Chica - what world do you live in to hold such a belief?
Holeeee fuck.
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One where you can wear jammies to work every day.
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 10:22pm.
James Haven you are a breath of fresh air on a Sunday night - I'm sorry that the only night you get out to have some fun and Brad ruins it for you. But you do look divine!
I hate double posting. Grrr.
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
hot, hot, hot. I luv them.
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"No one has to answer to anyone."
Chica - what world do you live in to hold such a belief?
Holeeee fuck.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 5, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Nah. I just majored in nerd stuffs =) Binary is just the basic computer language. 1=yes 0=no. different yes/no combinations are used to create letters and numbers.
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Lol. Riiiiiight. Of course. lol *shakes head*
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
Jamesy!!! Come here and give me a big fat hug!
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Well, I was skittish in the first place because I had a bad, bad experience with another message board when my ex-roommate started stalking me online (similar to what VLL seems to be going through) plus I'm just nonconfrontational in general. I think when I started lurking there were a TON of Brangie threads and fighting and I didn't want to get caught in the middle of it... also all the established posters who seemed to be running the show. Of course, as soon as I started posting I didn't understand what I was so nervous about, but that's just how I am!
Hello to all my favorite sluts.... I love you all... haven't read the comments but must say, Angelina looks stunning....I am really upset I can't say something bad about the pic. I must say, I am upset Eastwood used the same title for his movie as one of my favs movies the Changeling with George C. Scott.... Why? ____________________________________________
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Brad looks ridiculous in that hat!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Ok, seriously, this is two Angie posts in a row that have ended up with angry people; MK needs to stop posting about her...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
James Haven does NOT like the way he looks in that photo! Looks alittle pastey!
But that could be because James Haven was under the weather, so to speak and Angie made him come with her because she was mad at Brad for staying out all night and she wanted James Haven to sit in between them!
Ugh! James Haven hates sitting in between those two. They both knock James Haven's elbow off the arm rest and then halfway through the premiere they makeup and start getting all handsy with each other, then before you know it the are swapping spit while James Haven gets slobbered on (Brad is a wet kisser and spit flies!) By the time we left, James Haven was soaking wet. Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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I don't get that, so please explain.
I signed up and jumped right in. Always have been that way. Why would anyone be intimidated?
If anything, most people have anonymity. That makes it even easier.
I'm genuinely asking. I'm not being a smart ass.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 10:16pm.
I didn't read the DaVinci Code, either... my husband dragged me to the movie and is still on my ass about reading it, but I got about 20 pages into it and utterly lost interest. I just don't get the appeal.
Same with Catcher in the Rye... there were plenty of "required" books I read that I LOVED... Animal Farm, The Jungle, The Good Earth, etc., but Catcher was not one of them.
Submitted by aquarius on October 5, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Aww, thankee. The feelings are reciprocated! It's funny, I lurked here FOREVER because I was way intimidated by you guys, but y'all are cool.
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Dido. I was intimidated as shit of Kizzy, then we bonded on poo jokes.
@Sandbitch
Ewww @ the thought of Richard (my math teacher) with an erection. Nasty, gross, must clean mind.
Whenever people say "motherland" my mind automaticly says "No, I'm form Earth" I don't know why.
To answer your question - I'm from England.
~♥~Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. ~ Democritus~♥~
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 10:13pm.
You were mocking me. That was what you were doing and do didn't seem to have a problem with it when your friends where calling people cunts did you. Wow what character you people have, at least I have a reason to be defensive and stick to what I say. Who the hell is anyone here to critize people's spelling or what that say. No one has to answer to anyone. How many times have I come at you or anyone one else for their opinion or anything else, but its okay to single me out and attack me right
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You have to understand the difference between using the word cunt in conversation in a joking manner, versus calling someone a cunt to be mean. If you can't get that, there's no way we're ever going to have anything nice to say to one another.
People come after me too, by the way. The difference between how it ends is that I don't fly off tha handlebars and call them names, which is why you're in the boat you're in now.
Subsiste Sermonem Statim
Submitted by jussayin on October 5, 2008 - 10:07pm.
That was awful for his wife to have to find him....
Someone had to find him...
He was just such a good writer. And there aren't that many people I consistently want to pull of a shelf anymore. I really would like to read more JD Salinger. Apparently that CUNT is sitting on a whole vault full of stories about the Glass family, whom I love, but won't publish them. I didn't like Catcher. The rest of the human race thinks it changed their troubled adolescence on some deep profound level. I really love the stories about Seymour.
I'm the only CUNT on the planet who didn't read the Da Vinci Code.
Now, I'm just being completely selfish when I say now that DFW is dead, who the fuck am I going to read now? He only published 8 books.
"A Supposedly...." is so good. About the hideousness of being on a cruise ship and everyone having fun but you just can't participate because of the utter banality. Sort of like what Dlisted is about. Hollywood is supposed to be great, but we're all here because we think it's about as low as it goes.
I no dats rite
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GAWD I FUCKING HATE YOUR POSTS! ROT IN HELL YOU BITCH WHORE SLUT SLAG FESTERING OPEN SORE ON A CUNT!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 5, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Aww, thankee. The feelings are reciprocated! It's funny, I lurked here FOREVER because I was way intimidated by you guys, but y'all are cool.
Wow, way too many comments to read, so I'll just say this: I think she'll keep collecting babies until she completely covers the 'Billy Bob' tatoo.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by jussayin on October 5, 2008 - 10:12pm.
damn speakit.
I guess you spoke it.
Just sayin'
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Profane words don't bother me when used to insult me. They're just substitutes for saying something truly insulting.
"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 5, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Show off! :P"
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Nah. I just majored in nerd stuffs =) Binary is just the basic computer language. 1=yes 0=no. different yes/no combinations are used to create letters and numbers.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"