Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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EEG, how did you get so lucky? Hey, James Haven! You should be working for the UN with all your peace negotiation skills.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:21pm.
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And it's spelled 'ho.
Haven't you learned anything from the angry spelling bee-ers posting for the last two hours?
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ackshully, eye wuz intenshunally mispeling whore.
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I thought the intentional mispelling of whore was 'ho. WTF? I can't keep up with the new mispellings of the mispells.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 5, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Would you bitches stop fighting and read my fucking sig?!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
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She did say you were cute.
squeeze, pat or slap? or all three?
:P
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Is it safe to come back? :-)
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Love Carrottop is back to start more fights. Sigh.
Sadly bailed out of the last fight when chola chick got an edge. First we're picking on spelling and now we're picking on what? Me senses a loser.
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What is wrong with you?? Everyone but you was able to move on, yet you kept harping on the spelling and cunt shit, all I said was you didn't know when to let it go. I stopped fighting with the child because it was a waste of time, and you're trying to call me a loser for it? Holy fucking God. The tards are coming out.
And Sandbitch, well her head is just buried. Started shit for no reason. No explanation needed. What the fuck is wrong with everyone tonight?
Kiwi papers are reporting that banks aren't going to accept the bail out. Are you all freaked out that the world is going to be over Monday morning?
Sandbitch is apparently a kiwi, so don't know what her fucking problem is.
you're gnu avie is hikarious, Sandwich.
:-)
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:21pm.
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And it's spelled 'ho.
Haven't you learned anything from the angry spelling bee-ers posting for the last two hours?
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ackshully, eye wuz intenshunally mispeling whore.
I learned that people argue over stupid shit, but I kinda knew that already. Hey! I'm guilty too sometimes.
Love Carrottop is back to start more fights. Sigh.
Sadly bailed out of the last fight when chola chick got an edge. First we're picking on spelling and now we're picking on what? Me senses a loser.
Would you bitches stop fighting and read my fucking sig?!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 5, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
I hear you. It used to be just the Off Topic Police, then the Content Police and now evidently the Grammar and Spelling Police.
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O.M.G.
You just posted at 11:23. I hate when people do that. :P
Submitted by jussayin on October 5, 2008 - 11:21pm.
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 11:15pm.
These bitches are in rare form tonight! Must be a full moon!
...it's not, just crazy for no reason, or worse....PMS!!! p stands for pre and post
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you too?
shit.
do we need to do a poll?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Oy *sigh*
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:20pm.
TITS, you gonna come to my parrrty? Angel.i?
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Who's supplying the liquor?
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Kiwi Cum is pissed off because there's no political debate on an angie thread.
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Kiwi Cum doesn't know when to let it go.
I need some sugar cereal stat.
Is St. Angelina starting to get the Amy Wino crackhead skin sore disease? What the fuck is she trying to cover on her cheek with all that horrible talc?
Bitch looks like one of the kids went nuts when changing diapers.
Kiwi Cum is pissed off because there's no political debate on an angie thread.
Move to the USA Kum.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
I hear you. It used to be just the Off Topic Police, then the Content Police and now evidently the Grammar and Spelling Police.
But AJ threads seem to bring out the nasty.
Brad needs help his balls have disappeared
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"submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:17pm.
I don't know what sock slots are but that sounded sexy."
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It does sound sexy. Between stinky feet, sock slots and cheemos, I'm about to have a fanfic worthy 'gasm.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
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But Chica, you say you don't care what anyone thinks.
So just don't care. I don't. Watch.... YOU ALL SMELL LIKE FEET.
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But bitch, just go ahead and dare tell me I smell like Britney's feet after she's been wearing those frye boots all around and not changing her pad. Then you're getting a beat down.
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No. You smell like the actual boots with the pad stuck on the bottom.
BRING YOUR BEAT DOWN, HOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And it smells so good you'd lick it CUNT.
And it's spelled 'ho.
Haven't you learned anything from the angry spelling bee-ers posting for the last two hours?
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 11:15pm.
These bitches are in rare form tonight! Must be a full moon!
...it's not, just crazy for no reason, or worse....PMS!!! p stands for pre and post
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
TITS, you gonna come to my parrrty? Angel.i?
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008
Well Chica...why not start over? Put whatever the bickering was behind, and start anew! Lots of fun people here, just have some laughs! Let's all forget the fighting and start over, shall we?
Peace in Dlisted? Come on bitches, let's all shake claws!
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Ok I can try that, but james as much as I might want to. I doubt that we can be friends, don't take it personal hun but, you already know how much I hate your sister....she hasn't tried to sneak in your bed lately have she? :-)
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Do you think Angelina and her brood use the special "parent parking" slots? Or are they in another class altogether=in that every where they go there are special "St. Angelina" parking spaces?
I hate those fucking "parent and pumpkin'" spaces. Until the fucking courts officially decide that being a parent is a handicap or that being childless makes you a second class citizen not entitled to certain privileges, I'm gonna key every god damned car I see in one of those spots.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
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But Chica, you say you don't care what anyone thinks.
So just don't care. I don't. Watch.... YOU ALL SMELL LIKE FEET.
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But bitch, just go ahead and dare tell me I smell like Britney's feet after she's been wearing those frye boots all around and not changing her pad. Then you're getting a beat down.
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No. You smell like the actual boots with the pad stuck on the bottom.
BRING YOUR BEAT DOWN, HOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
@kiwikim,
Airfare from NZ to Auz is free ain't it? Do you wanna kum to my erection parrrrty, kiwi kum? dooyawanna??
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Not free, but pretty damned close. Sorry I won't be able to make it, but there are about a million other kiwis in OZ that will come to anything if there is piss involved.
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You fucking PIKER!
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Pay attention dlisters - this promises to far exceed any grammar or spelling flame.
Even odds on who makes fun of the others ekscent first.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
I love you... that is all I got! ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Cripes! We're not fighting about spelling anymore! Let's move on!
Submitted by tonicbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.
"Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
So just don't care. I don't. Watch.... YOU ALL SMELL LIKE FEET."
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Oh YEAH? Well...STUFF YOUR SOCK SLOTS! DING DANG WOW CALL THE COUNTY.
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I don't know what sock slots are but that sounded sexy.
Are we really over 695 posts and most of it has been fighting about spellin'. Fuck. We almost beat the Palin' post.
K I take that back.
Me typae faster youse James Haven.
I'm a also gonna invite Snoop Dog and Kendra Wilkinson coz she's from Claremont, ya feel me? I wanna move to Claremont, Claremont Homestyle Buffet, ya feel me?
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
YOU ALL SMELL LIKE FEET.
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I only wish I just smelled like feet. Throw in unwashed hair and fried onions.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 5, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Evening Manny! Forgive James Haven. These bitches are in rare form tonight! Must be a full moon!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
James Haven, would you like to come to my erection party?
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Sure Sandy. James Haven is always up for a party ;)
Can James Haven bring Dr. Dre and Marky Mark? We are a threesome, we always hang together.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Bitch, James, you're a weak glass of cordial.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
@kiwikim,
You fucking PIKER!
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Sorry, if you really want to insult me you have to call me CUNT. We are in a US forum.
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Glint GLINT GLINT GLINT GLINT GLINT GLINT GLINT GLINT GLINTAH
GREEN BEANS!
Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.
What makeover? James Haven makeover or the Zee makeover?
Sandy, the Zee makeover is cholalicious!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by kiwikim on October 5, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
@kiwikim,
Airfare from NZ to Auz is free ain't it? Do you wanna kum to my erection parrrrty, kiwi kum? dooyawanna??
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Not free, but pretty damned close. Sorry I won't be able to make it, but there are about a million other kiwis in OZ that will come to anything if there is piss involved.
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You fucking PIKER!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Glint GLINT GLINT
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Oh fer fuck sakes JAMES HAVEN PLEASE SAY SOMETHING TO SANDBITCH ABOUT YOUR MAKEOVER (that's in her avatar).
She won't shut up until you do.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
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But Chica, you say you don't care what anyone thinks.
So just don't care. I don't. Watch.... YOU ALL SMELL LIKE FEET.
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But bitch, just go ahead and dare tell me I smell like Britney's feet after she's been wearing those frye boots all around and not changing her pad. Then you're getting a beat down.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008
Lol, James haven, I am the last person to ever fight with anyone these bitches start with me and I am not one to back down from a fight.
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Well Chica...why not start over? Put whatever the bickering was behind, and start anew! Lots of fun people here, just have some laughs! Let's all forget the fighting and start over, shall we?
Peace in Dlisted? Come on bitches, let's all shake claws!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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"Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
So just don't care. I don't. Watch.... YOU ALL SMELL LIKE FEET."
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Oh YEAH? Well...STUFF YOUR SOCK SLOTS! DING DANG WOW CALL THE COUNTY.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
It's the beam off my blade, bitch, ya feel me?
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Won't that make the male guests at the erection party uncomfortable?
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008
Lol, ok FINE!!!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
@kiwikim,
Airfare from NZ to Auz is free ain't it? Do you wanna kum to my erection parrrrty, kiwi kum? dooyawanna??
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Not free, but pretty damned close. Sorry I won't be able to make it, but there are about a million other kiwis in OZ that will come to anything if there is piss involved.
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
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Who knew you were so sweet? I have lips that look like Angie's. *bats lashes*
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 5, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Glint GLINT GLINT
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Is someone flashing a light in your face?
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It's the beam off my blade, bitch, ya feel me?
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 5, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by James Haven on October 5, 2008
Lol, James haven, I am the last person to ever fight with anyone these bitches start with me and I am not one to back down from a fight.
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No self-respecting Chola would. But you know, for your own health. Follow JH's example. He always handles things with such aplomb.