Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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James Haven also has a receding hairline.
I'm a fairly normal guy and I don't find Angie the least bit hot. I get that she's a movie star and celebrity. But there's nothing about her looks that even begins to trump what a vapid nutcase she is.
O - and Brad's plugs are taking. Well, that's nice for him:)
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WTF is going with Brad hair???
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OMG! James Haven's got a gun!
O wait. Those are sunglasses.
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Submitted by BellaDiva on October 5, 2008 - 12:20pm.
and ofcoure the lover..I mean brother was there
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LOL. I just caught a mental wisp of "Flowers in the Attic" I'm surprised they haven't had a child together! Where are the loonies? I'm sure to get a good scourging today for my dérange comments.
That loon behind her is LA lol.
James looks hot as always. She looks better with some weight on her bones
YOU CAN'T STOP THE BOOT SLAP WITH A SALLY MACK BUTT CRACK.
Okay, I feel better now.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
and ofcoure the lover..I mean brother was there
Those tattoos just up the skank level. They look like prison tats.
I have been waiting to see these pictures of the frozen face wonder. I know exactly what she whispered to brad. "Smile more and grab me Damnit, you have to make them belive it"
I think she looks beautiful with the extra weight. Too bad she won't keep it. I don't understand the whole heroin talk. One of the signs of opiate abuse is pinned eyes and her eyes are huge! If anything, she is just anorexic. There is no way to hide pinned eyes.
Submitted by speakit on October 5, 2008 - 12:13pm.
ugly ass tattoos.
she looks wayyyy healthier, 'cept her face looks kinda busted.
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she "looks" healthier cuz she has a new bigger rack. her face is all busted up from squirting out a kid and from anesthesia for the boob job. add heroin and valium and mix. Voila! You have Angelina who will one day suffer the effects of gravity, like the rest of us. I just hope I'm around long enough to see it.
She looks like a scary predator and he looks like death warmed over. The only one who looks good is James Haven (of course).
Love to see pictures of Brad now, and Brad before he met The Spider. She has managed to suck all the youth and vigor right out of him.
They both have had oodles of plastic surgery.
James Haven, where art thou?
frickin computer froze.
Why does she always have that ugly im better than all u bitches smug on her face?
And Mr.Angelina Jolie-Pitt aka Brad's face has gone to the pitts..he looks old and what in the hell is going on w/his hair?
Has that shop link always been up there?
ugly ass tattoos.
she looks wayyyy healthier, 'cept her face looks kinda busted.
why do I care? I don't.
Does anyone want to discuss my mosquito bites? 33 of them. I'm itchy.
erm. i haven't commented on a brangelina thread in a long time....
i'd like to see a photo of brad just before he hooked up with a angie juxtaposed with one of the photos above. i think he looks beat - kinda thin. i wonder if he's taken up angie's horse habit.
YES! James Haven in an Angelina makes everything feel all rainbows and kittens.