Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 2:07am.
Someone had a raven riddle ~ answer please?
as far as i remember there is no answer to the riddle... it's from Alice through the looking glass.... just keepin' ya on your toes!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Perfect late night dlist food:
sliced apple and warm butterscotch jello pudding for dipping. (cooked pudding, not that instant shit)
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 2:09am.
And you need to stop in earlier!!!
Nite, all!
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 2:09am.
i know the feeling!! i try to stop in lately for a few secs and not a damn "face" looks familiar!!... wait a sec!... where's your Hugh Laurie avie?!?!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Beer, yeah! Oh wait, I'd rather talk about Brangelina because, you know, I'm a Brangeloonie from Just Jared. HAHA. Good to see you ESE and you too Smoke.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:07am.
God, I hate insomnia. Thought I would check in and cure it by talking about Brangelina.
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LOL. Hi MR. President. Did you have the riddle about the raven?
Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:07am.
brangelina's boring, lets talk about beer!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 6, 2008 - 2:02am.
LOL, I got a call at 3 am the other night, and guess who the first person I thought about was? That's about how interesting MY life has been lately.
I need to stop in more often, too, but it seems like I don't know anyone anymore. Hello, everyone I don't know!
OT: They certainly bring a lot of strong emotions out in people.
Someone had a raven riddle ~ answer please?
God, I hate insomnia. Thought I would check in and cure it by talking about Brangelina.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
night, speakit! good to meet ya!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
nite, speakit
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 1:58am.
i missed it, i have to check back in more often!!
been a little busy lately
don't think my absence is going to put an end to late night drunk dialing to ya!LOL!
OT: meh, lemme see... let's do it for my yinyang EEG... i don't care
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
LOL @speakit
Good night, sweet dreams!
@kiwi~
yes, I agree. Let's just try to change the tone of the whole thing. I just wanted to let everyone know that I was not the one who started stuff on here and I am not as evil as she tried to make me out to be (maybe just a little evil;)
G'night all! And I do mean ALL.. you see, when you rest your weary head upon your pillow, remember, speakit is fair. She dislikes you all equally. :P xoxo
Submitted by tangerine on October 6, 2008 - 1:56am.
Well kiwi, you would take it personally if someone told you to STFU and DIAF because you made a comment that was totally benign and not offensive to anyone, just the opposite of what this person thought. That is why I ask you to find out what actually happened before you try to gang up on someone, k?
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I'm not ganging up on anyone. I just went through major fuckery and I don't want to go there anymore. I wasn't here this morning. I don't know what went on. Sorry, I just don't want to get involved. There have been like five fights here tonight. It's exhausting. Just keep ignoring me. I'm ok with that...
scambling off to corner now to avoid being hit with broom.
I'm actually more polite to people online than I am in person. Some sort of personality disorder that they haven't classified yet.
@speakit,
yes, it is high school all over again and I do not like it. I come on here for a good laugh and to read the witty comments. I do not come on here to get all riled up, lol. Oh, and great minds!! And I saw your comment earlier that you are someone else? Will you ever reveal your true identity?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 6, 2008 - 1:51am.
Hey there stranger! I left you a message on the thread about the nasty little ankle biter who killed the reptiles in the zoo, but you were long gone.
Doing well, how about you? How's that *grrrr* new woman in your life?
O/T I don't know why I'm bothering, but I went to JJ and realized that there are a whole LOT of people who need a life more than I do.
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 1:55am.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:53am.
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I totally googled that shit. I hate reading Shakespeare. I've tried. I really have
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It's like required for anyone living in one of the colonies or former. Yeah, it's fuckery. I don't like reading it. If you can get some of the basic themes, it's good. But who has time to wade through all that fuckery to get something so basic?
Well kiwi, you would take it personally if someone told you to STFU and DIAF because you made a comment that was totally benign and not offensive to anyone, just the opposite of what this person thought. That is why I ask you to find out what actually happened before you try to gang up on someone, k?
What about "What fresh hell is this?"
Can be substituted for "what is this fuckery?"
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:53am.
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I totally googled that shit. I hate reading Shakespeare. I've tried. I really have.
LOL and jinks @ tangerine
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 1:51am.
A kind overflow of kindness, there are no faces
truer than those that are so washed. How much
better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping
Name that Shakespeare
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Prosaically, Much Ado About Nothing.
Submitted by Darlin on October 6, 2008 - 1:50am.
drunks are my specialty.
funny, being drunk is my specialty, go figure!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by tangerine on October 6, 2008 - 1:48am.
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Gang mentality.
It's high school all over again!! Don't you feel young?
Oh for fuckssake kiwi, read about what happened before you have someone's back. This is not fucking high school, alright? What, are you trying to re-create mean girls or something? I would like to be able to leave a comment on the topic without getting attacked or blasted by various "cliques" ok? Just ignore my comments from now on if you don't like them. That is what I do for the most part when I see your comments.
Submitted by tangerine on October 6, 2008 - 1:48am.
This place has gotten completely out of hand.
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It may just be the times or that mercury fuckery. Everyone has been coming down on everybody tonight. If you can, I wouldn't take it personally. Don't read the front page of the NYTimes for a pick me up. That fuckery is really a downer this morning.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 6, 2008 - 1:47am.
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oh fuckery. I'm not gwanna try and settle this shit and get blasted later. If anyone wants to keep talking about just fuckery in general, I'm there. Sorry diamond. I'd have your diamond back, but I tried before and it just ended up biting me in the ass.
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fuggetabout it Kiwi. I got my own back! :-)
A kind overflow of kindness, there are no faces
truer than those that are so washed. How much
better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping
Name that Shakespeare
Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 1:48am.
SSSSMMMMOOOOKKKKEEEE!!!
HOW THE HELL ARE YA DAHLIN'!!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by tangerine on October 6, 2008 - 1:48am.
Actually, I DO that in real life. I'm an asshole, and I approve this message.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
EveryStrangersEyes, drunks are my specialty. I look my best after you have had a few drinks. Wink,wink.
Submitted by sonah22 on October 6, 2008 - 1:44am.
How funny- my new word is fuckey times- another example of Mercury retro lol. Or waite, is it fucky times. Or fuckie? Hell, where's the spelling police when we need 'em!
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Oh shat. No more about spelling. I can't fucking take it anymore. Let's talk about that comet in your avie crashing into this miserable earth. It's more cheerful.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 6, 2008 - 1:46am.
Dawn heard that they lifted the ban on offshore drilling. Last I saw her she was buying a rubber raft and some AstroGlide.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
TV and ESE in the same place at the same time? DAMN!
O/T Brangelina are overrated.
Submitted by Darlin on October 6, 2008 - 1:44am.
i'm sadly/happily forever attached to a beverage of the vodka persuasion
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by tangerine on October 6, 2008 - 1:44am.
actually diamonddog, you have it very wrong, but I would not expect less from you. I made a comment that angelina looked nice, and I didn't think she was a heroin addict. You told me to STFU and DIAF. I never said anything about her charity work. You blasted me for no reason, so I stood up for myself because, well because I don't like bullies. You then called me a loon, so I verbally ripped you a new one because you deserved it. I could cut and paste the whole thing for you if you would like. If you are going to rehash the whole thing, tell it the right way. Oh wait-why would you do that? It would just make you look like an asshole. I don't start shit with people on here, I just defend myself when attacked. Even parissucks said you need to lay off because I did not say anything remotely loony
or to attack you. Then you proceeded to attack her.
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oh fuckery. I'm not gwanna try and settle this shit and get blasted later. If anyone wants to keep talking about just fuckery in general, I'm there. Sorry diamond. I'd have your diamond back, but I tried before and it just ended up biting me in the ass. The posts get too confusing and someone thinks I posted some fuckery I didn't and it never ends. It's bad. Bad bad fuckery.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 1:43am.
speaking of Dawn... where is she?... there really can't be that many sailors on shore leave!... kidding, kidding!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 1:42am.
hehehehe! *raising hands in the air*... still the king of off topic!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
actually diamonddog, you have it very wrong, but I would not expect less from you. I made a comment that angelina looked nice, and I didn't think she was a heroin addict. You told me to STFU and DIAF. I never said anything about her charity work. You blasted me for no reason, so I stood up for myself because, well because I don't like bullies. You then called me a loon, so I verbally ripped you a new one because you deserved it. I could cut and paste the whole thing for you if you would like. If you are going to rehash the whole thing, tell it the right way. Oh wait-why would you do that? It would just make you look like an asshole. I don't start shit with people on here, I just defend myself when attacked. Even parissucks said you need to lay off because I did not say anything remotely loony
or to attack you. Then you proceeded to attack her.
How funny- my new word is fuckey times- another example of Mercury retro lol. Or waite, is it fucky times. Or fuckie? Hell, where's the spelling police when we need 'em!
EveryStrangersEyes, I love a man who can recite poetry. You aren't attached right now, are you?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 6, 2008 - 1:42am.
Just don't choose pudding wrestling WITH Dawn. Those Shreveport chicks will wreck you.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
@ESE
Are we using mushrooms?
That totally confused me and now, I've lost my off topic train of thought. Curse you! :P
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 6, 2008 - 1:40am.
i choose pudding wrestling at dawn!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 6, 2008 - 1:37am.
Submitted by sonah22 on October 6, 2008 - 1:27am.
sheesh...all this fighting. I blame it on Mercury retro! It's in Libra too- perhaps we're trying to find a balance between cunt and saint? Or just taking out our anger at the economy on eachother.
Seriously, y'all, we's about to be broke! I'm scared!
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I am so with you!! expesially the partz abotu mercury retrograde AND the economy. The world as we know it is about to disappear.
Funny, I heard the REM song on the radio today - Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. I wished at that moment that I could speak directly to Michael Stipe and axe him if he still feels fine.
(I'm a HUGE R.E.M. fan. And I'm not just talking about my size.)
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Don't be scared. It's only fuckery. A week before the '29 crash hoover said almost the exact same thing McPain did-the economy is great. A week later people were fightnin' over reoad kill and fryin' sage bush. We go through these ups and downs all the tyme.
Fuckery is my new favourite word. It's too good to missyspell. Sorry diamond.
"I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before.
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
Third is the roses that grow in the lane.
No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore.
I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before"
OT: oh yeah, forgot about this part... um, what thread is this?... nevermind i don't care
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."