Was There A Medic Standing By?
At last night's NYC premiere of "Changeling," they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.
The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo's two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She's going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.
Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by "purgatory" I mean Jennifer Aniston's house.
It's nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That's so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don't really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth...but....shit. I didn't mean that. Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!
Before I'm banished, here's a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:54am.
ooohhh, bringing your cronies are ya?!?!... i see i'm showing up early to set up the land mines!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
You are right ESE, it will be less filling. After I tear you that new asshole the beer will be flowing right through you.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Secret Service? With guns? A "no crouch" stance?
YAY! This is shaping up to be a better night already...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 6, 2008 - 2:52am.
and i fight dirty!!... Mr. P has to stay dignified!!... i got nothin' to lose!LOL!... LESS FILLING!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
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@Smoke,
We do not have to be funny. We are DLISTED and never forget it!!!!!!!!!! We don't GOT to do anything...
We are not fans of Jolie
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
I guess ESE didn't count on the twenty Secret Service guys I'll be bringing with me, Deb. They know a few tricks as well. ;}
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Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 2:51am.
On Topic, ah, screw it.
that's the way to do it! damn proud of ya!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Cage Fight! Yummmmmmy! My money is on ESE! LOL. He knows all the tricks...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 6, 2008 - 2:41am.
Sorry to hear about the downer, Deb. I'm kind of self-medicating right now, but the 2nd thing that they take away is my sense of humor. Wish I had something witty to say to bring you out of it, but I just don't.
On Topic, ah, screw it.
night, Mr. P!
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"We play the game,
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OK, I'll stick around for another 15. Have to keep the constituents happy. HAHA.
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:45am.
ooohhh, now it's on!!!... i'll see you at the sandbox at 3:00!... and don't be telling the teacher either, you're in for it, i tell ya!... i can bash my face against your fist all day, pansy!!LOL!
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Mr. Pres!
Don't go. I will be awake for at least 15 more min.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
OMG, I feel so bad for saying that, even as a joke. Jesus, I'm lame. Sorry, ESE.
Anyways, my insomnia has been cured. GOODNIGHT.
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Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 2:33am.
Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 2:23am.
Hi TITS, or may I call you Breasts?
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Oh titter - that's far too formal. TITS is fine.
Funny how people assume it's boobs or breasts and not an acronym or a bird.
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
TWO Words:
Blow job.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
ESE, I fucking hate you for disagreeing with me. Go back to JustJared you goddamn troll. It TASTES GREAT and if you can't see that well... STFU.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 6, 2008 - 2:41am.
no blaming meds! i took two temazepam right before i logged on... no excuses!LOL!
oh yeah, if i get loopy you know why!
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"We play the game,
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ESE.
HAHAHAHA! I haven't worn out a man in over ten years. I would be so happy I would probably kill him...
When will this pair of cretons go away forever??
I love being On Topic!
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:40am.
you sonofa!!... LESS FILLING!!!
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"We play the game,
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Hi Smoke,
Long time no see with all the DL Kids! Very happy to be here but on a literal downer front. I took my meds about 10 min ago...
OT: Angelina's buck teeth make me crazy. With that kind of money for pitty's sake...Go thee to a dentist!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
ESE: You'd better say "Tastes Great" or I'm gonna tear you a new one, bitch.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 6, 2008 - 2:37am.
poppa would be lucky to have you... exhuasted, but lucky!!LOL!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 6, 2008 - 2:24am.
aren't you mr. bush on DS?
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Oh, I get it now. HAHA. Jesus, I'm slow. Why do you think they call me Mr. President?
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@ ESE, it's my GrandDragon, my daughters bearded dragon. He's actually very friendly and people oriented. I put him up in protest to the killer child.
Hi Deb! Good to see you!
Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 2:33am.
brawl on the Palin/Fey thread?!
Mr. P... this is all us!.. we can do "tastes great/less filling"!!
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@ESE,
I am just an old puddy that is set in my ways...and I still have a crush on your unseen yet dear old dad, BTW! Hahahaha!
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Hi Mr. Pres,
It takes a lot of rolled roach poo to make a reeses peices...LOL
Despite Santa Angelina, this is not a poo thread.
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Submitted by TITS on October 6, 2008 - 2:23am.
Hi TITS, or may I call you Breasts? Nice to meet you, I've enjoyed a lot of your posts. LOL, you can call me anything you like, except for maybe the C word.
As far as the topic of the thread is concerned, I was waiting to see if a political brawl would break out on the Palin/Fey thread, I'm actually surprised that it didn't happen.
If she buys any more kids she's going to have to replace those lat and long tattoos with a GPS navigation system. Hi Deb!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 6, 2008 - 2:27am.
variety is the spice of life... speaking of, try a diet Pepsi, join me in variety!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:27am.
off topic is a very important issue of mine, i must do my part!!! HAHAHA!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I actually looked at St. Angie's arm to see the coordinates of the twins. Like I know how to read that! I see her older children birth mapquests are fading.
Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 2:23am.
oh, i see... so is this one a killer lizard or a cuddly lizard? or does it just depend on your mood?!LOL!
OT: me no speaky on topicy
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HAHA TV. I like to save money by making my own Reese's Pieces.
Hey, we're almost at a thousand comments on this thread and only about twenty of them were on topic. WooHoo! No wonder ESE showed up.
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What is with drinking beer and NOT a White Ruskie, pray tell. The economy has got to shit.
The old puddy in me still having a Diet Coke...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 6, 2008 - 2:23am.
PUDDY TAT!! hi, dahlin'!!
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:21am.
aren't you mr. bush on DS?
OT: yeah, still not doin' it
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ESE, YOU (youthful) OLD HOOKAH!
I have missed you...
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Night TV! Catch you again soon. Sweet dreams :)
ESE: I retired Hugh for awhile because someone else had an avie of him. Then I lost him altogether when my computer broke and I had to get a new one.
Mr. President, if you're an insomniac, stay away from Just Jared, knowing that there are people like that in the world makes me afraid to ever sleep again!
AND : You have cockroaches in your peanut butter? Isn't that where the idea for Reese's Pieces came from?
Really, nite y'all.
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Submitted by smoke on October 6, 2008 - 2:09am.
LOL, I got a call at 3 am the other night, and guess who the first person I thought about was? That's about how interesting MY life has been lately.
I need to stop in more often, too, but it seems like I don't know anyone anymore. Hello, everyone I don't know!
OT: They certainly bring a lot of strong emotions out in people.
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Hello Smoke, or may I call you Smokie?
I blame MK - he left us with this post!! If there had been a political thread a lot of the angst would have been expended over there instead!
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
ESE: I am actually a loon from Drunken Stepfather, not Just Jared.
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:17am.
And why did you spread the peanut butter on there? You don't even HAVE a dog!
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 6, 2008 - 2:12am.
a Brangeloonie from Just Jared?!?!... and here i thought you were the true leader of the free world!.... now i really need a beer.... oh, look i have beer! what a coincidink!!(sp)
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Goodnight TV!
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Submitted by speakit on October 6, 2008 - 1:51am.
A kind overflow of kindness, there are no faces
truer than those that are so washed. How much
better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping
Name that Shakespeare
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You're kidding right?
http://www.google.ca/search?q=better+is+it+to+weep+at+joy+than+to+joy+at...
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okay you guy dont really hate thee people, because being cunt and buying your way out of hell are illogical reasons.
DiamondDawg. The only riddle I want to solve right now is: How did my cockroaches get into the peanut butter?
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so, to bulletpoint the thread:
--Lots of people got their panties in a wad over lang. and syntax
--Kiwi is back spreading sunshine, rainbows, NOT being a desperate attention whore who loves the tread to be about them, not the topic, or god forbid, something funny
--Angie looks like she's been rolling around in a kilo of Heroin
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
later days, TV!
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"We play the game,
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