Yeah, It's Bullet Proof
Now that MiserAlba is a mom, did you see what her 98 pound ass bought? A 4 ton battle tank to tote her miserable culo and Baby Honor around. Oh don't you worry tree hugging hippies, it's a hybrid! Instead of 23 miles to the gallon, it gets a whopping 25.2!
I don't know why she didn't buy a Smart Car to begin with. There's plenty of room in that shoe box for her skinny ass and a jump seat for her spawn. Not like she needs the Griswold family truckster to be hauling her enormous family around in. I'll bet she'll put those stick figure stickers on the back. One stick figure of her, little one of Baby Honor and maybe on the other side of the window, one for "Just in it for the" Cash Warren.
Anymisery, here she is visiting her "acting" coach (haha, his ass would be so fired because obviously he's not doing his job! I mean seriously, have you seen her movies?) in L.A. the other day.
Where can you get those stick figure stickers? I want to get some! One for me and my dog. And my rabbit if they have one!
May I add that those are the fuckin ugliest shoes I have ever seen.
Submitted by shoe addict on October 4, 2008 - 5:15pm.
I hate Jessica Alba more than dlisters hate angelina, J.lo and mariah carey combined.
she is an ungrateful, self-hating, spoiled, no talent having, Hollyweird c list follower. How can u be such a f-ing bitch and your husband cheats on u all over town. She fucked her way to the middle.
There i said it
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And I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Escalade Hybrid. HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAA Thats like saying you are going to live longer because you smoke Marlboro Lights.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
In the words of that dude in "Batman Begins": "It's a black... tank."
And I fucking hate SUVs. The people in them are total roadwimps who drive like grandmas, and they take up like four parking spaces.
Even if it's environment friendly like a hybrid, I still wanna run it off the road in my light little compact that only needs gassing up every couple weeks.
I bet she pees Horchata and has a Churro vibrator.
Well it's about time b*tch gets an acting coach. But she really should've done that in the beginning, like oh I don't know...maybe 12 YEARS AGO! instead of showing us T&A to get famous, then complaining that she only gets "the sexy roles."
How the f**k is she going to drive that tank in Brooklyn? Isn't she moving here? I feel sorry for whomever has to park that thing in Park Slope.
Speak it, speakit!
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Submitted by aquarius on October 4, 2008 - 5:21pm.
You can easily get by without a car at all.
In some respects, I'd agree with that. When I was a young screaming runt in library school, I left my Flaming Dodge of Destruction at home, because the piece of shit wouldn't have made it beyond the town limits. I also left behind my washer & dryer (stored in my parents' garage). I never really missed my car -- how can you miss a car that catches on fire? -- but I longed for my washer & dryer every single day.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Why didn't the bitch buy a Volvo if she wants to keep her baby safe?
Kacky, I own a 16-yo SUV. I need it to haul my bf and his fuckin' handicapped gear around -- a wheelchair, walker, oxygen tanks, assorted personal gear you don't even want to think about for a 53-yo man. He's in this fix because he didn't listen to the damned doctors when they told him he was headed down this road. Now he wants sympathy ... I'm fresh out, numbnuts.
But I digress. Some of us need our SUVs with the handicapped tags.
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First off, before I comment, I wanna say I care about the environment deeply.
BUT anyone who has researched vehicles knows.. KNOWS.. many, if not most, of the cars out now get similar or less gas mileage as some suvs and trucks. It's not feasible that everyone drive a compact car.
I can personally say I have NO interest in buying one even if it gets 900000 miles to the gallon. And automakers have and have had the ability for a very long time to make all vehicles more fuel efficient. They're using it as a selling ploy now, because of gas prices, but that technology has been around for a long time.
This vehicle is obscene. What is it with people? As soon as they reproduce, they immediately go out and buy a giant vehicle. If she puts a "baby on board" sign up, I will hunt her down and ram her with my 1990 Honda Civic. Oh, and she is another "star" who lets her dog(s) potty on the floor and doesn't pick it up. A pal of mine worked on a production with Miseralba and reported this to me. Filthy, filthy, filthy....
nice to see she gives a fuck about the world her daughter will inherit
Bitch probably considers herself an environmentalist.
Well, it does match her bag.
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Submitted by roxie on October 4, 2008 - 6:20pm.
before the huge suvs there was the popular full size van, nice for long roads trips where you could pop up the table to eat at. suvs are like the minivan of the new millenium.
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Which of course were precursors to the VW Van of the hippy dippy era.
There's more than a few of those in my town - invariably driven by hippies. Funny part is how much crap they spew out of the tailpipe.
FAIL.
So when is this bitch getting divorced already?
before the huge suvs there was the popular full size van, nice for long roads trips where you could pop up the table to eat at. suvs are like the minivan of the new millenium.
Why does this woman always walk like a Paso Fino??
EDIT: ahahaeheheh... er... I didn't even read the thing. It looked like Posh so that's who I thought it was. But they both walk the same in those ridiculous heels the celebs wear anyways. *sulks off*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Why is it so important that you announce to the world that you have 3 kids, 2 dogs and a cat? Who the flying fuck cares? I thought it was just a stupid Florida thing.
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Thank dog that trend hasn't made it up here to BC yet. How odious.
Saw my first limo/suv the other day. I looked into the windows while I laughed and rode past it. What a funny sight that was.
She lives in NYC, right? I have been here for 2 years and have not driven once. I can understand that a celebrity wouldn't want to be taking cabs or public transportation with "everyone else", but there is no excuse to have a car that big up here, unless you live in Long Island, Staten Island or BFE Queens. You can easily get by without a car at all. (My husband would disagree, though, he misses his 'cruising' days!)
I hate Jessica Alba more than dlisters hate angelina, J.lo and mariah carey combined.
she is an ungrateful, self-hating, spoiled, no talent having, Hollyweird c list follower. How can u be such a f-ing bitch and your husband cheats on u all over town. She fucked her way to the middle.
There i said it
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I don't even think anyone cares enough about her to kill her or her Honor, so why is she even trying?_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
I agree Vivian....I hate those Fat-Ass Escalades that usually have some woman on the phone, not using her turn signals and flicking her cigarette out the window.....
Oh, and I think it is a pre-requisite to be a fucking asshole to drive a Range Rover.
JA should give up the coach. You have to have talent to begin with, if you want to improve.
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I hate those stupid fucking family stick-figure stickers soccer moms put on the backs of their SUVs. What are you trying to say to people? Why is it so important that you announce to the world that you have 3 kids, 2 dogs and a cat? Who the flying fuck cares? I thought it was just a stupid Florida thing.
Submitted by Vivian on October 4, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Oh, don't even get me started. They have to come to a complete stop to turn right into a parking lot, like a big rig... so all traffic behind them has to come to a halt while they turn. And it takes them so long to move from a stopped position, no wonder everyone behind them tries to run the red light afterwards.
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I didnt think she even made enough to be able to get one
sticking with my subaru, thank you.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Is anyone suprised that this moron would buy this vehicle?
I'm so sick and damned tired of trying to see around these big assed vehicles while I drive and park. Frick'in idiots think they're safer if hit but are a hazard to everyone else including our planet. Though she might feel safer in a large vehicle with the papps and all. Just saying...
At first I thought those were dead squirrels on her lawn
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Submitted by platypus on October 4, 2008 - 4:26pm.
I'll sign up for your plan only if they agree to have "deodorant users only" buses. Last time I took the bus it smelled like a fish head disposal site. Until then, I'll be driving my Nissan Sentra. Great car, BTW. Sorry Detroit.
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those are some fugly shoes.
How about we just abolish the use of cars all together? We've already reached peak oil and there's walking/public transport.... Ad for areas w/o any taxes could pay for setting up a bus system in northwest central Kansas or whatever region warms your whiskey
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Oh good, it's a hybrid. She can drive it right up to the private jet that will burn more fuel on one flight than a Hummer does in a year.
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This bitch better keep her Hannibal mouth guard on and NEVER start spewing about being green and saving the Planet. Hollywood is such a bunch of hippocrytes!!!!
The rich use it, we pay for it.
I wish it was illegal to drive a bigger car than you need for how many people you have with you. All of you narcissistic bitches in your giant SUV's would be forced to have more kids or get a sub compact like the rest of us! Mwahaha!
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