The New Mr. And Mrs. Howard Stern
Howard Stern, 54, married Beth Ostrosky, 36, at Le Cirque in NYC last night. Seriously, they got married at Le Cirque! A fucking restaurant. That's like me getting married at Red Lobster. Actually, that's not a bad idea. A cheese biscuit wedding cake! Delicious.
A bunch of stupid ass celebrities showed up to the wedding for some free booze and cake. The guest list included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Robin Quivers, Kelly Ripa and Chevy Chase. Kelly Ripa's husband Mark Consuelos officiated the ceremony. Billy Joel sang at the reception.
Do you think the guests took turns throwing lunch meat at Beth's bare ass during the reception? You probably weren't allowed to take the table centerpieces, but I'm sure Howard gave a free pair of fake titties to a lucky guest. Hopefully, it was Chevy Chase.
This is Beth's first marriage and Howard's second.
I don't know what to think of Beth. Should I be celebrating another victory for The Gold Diggers' Club? For some reason I get the feeling that Beth actually lo-lov-loves Howard. Gross, right? If that's the case then she should really tell her therapist about this. That's not natural. If that's not the case then I wish her all the best in getting that CASH!
Here's Beth, Howard and their grouchy dog leaving for their honeymoon this morning.
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BTW, that bulldog is freaking adorable. It's like a furry tank!
I saw her on the Tyra Banks Show...(I know!! don't eve say it) but she came across as a genuine person. And she was telling the story on how when she met Howard S. she called her mom and told her mom I met a celebrity! (cause she said they both read gossip magazines) and that her mom's first guess was Brad Pitt and she said no mom its Howard Stern. And that the mom hung up the phone and didn't talk to her for a week and went to church every day (the mom is religious) and I thought it was so funny. that's all! ...(hides ashamed)
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Say what you will about Howard's show, his humor, etc.; but Howard has never talked bad about his ex; and in fact praised her highly when they were legally separated. They had an extremely civilized divorce. No drama on Page Six. He didn't try to screw her or their kids out of money.
Although Beth didn't have Howard money, she had her own career before dating him. And she comes off genuinely nice. Not a phony bimbo sucking up to a rich guy.
And I LIKE his show. Listened since the 1980's. If that makes me crude, so be it! I embrace my crudeness.
Okay just so I understand, the dog is the one WITHOUT the hat right?
Why Howard, why?
Joan Rivers? man, what a lame guest list
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 4, 2008 - 12:19pm.
TITS are you from Saskatchewan?
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You take that back! You take that back right now!!
hehheh NO.
OMG TITS. You really do top all the stories!!
Wake up all you tards! Everyone gets married to have a good life style, no it's better to marry a man with no money or future. Howard and Beth are a class act for not buying into the bull shit huge wedding that all the press make money off of. "WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE"
Stern Rocks!!!!
Bonasera,
Hell to the no. Yuck.
TITS are you from Saskatchewan?
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Bonasera on October 4, 2008 - 12:12pm.
My father had a child with his second cousin.
Again - do I win anything?
I can keep topping you guys, trust.
EastEndGirl, you wanna hear gross? I just found out that my brother in law's dad (who's in his sixties) is dating a 22 year old girl who, get this, is a cousin of my brother in law's from his deceased mom's side!! WTF?? Talk about a lack of morals. I was told the girl is just taking his money but damn, what a disgustingly dirty old man.
And I do the the feeling that Beth loves Howard.
madam s......lol
yeah, being busy is a good thing, but too dusy for DL is unacceptable....:)
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BULLIE FOR HSOTD
The dogs name is Bianca.
The second pic shows her true beauty: http://www.celebritydogwatcher.com/2006/12/07/howard-stern-at-north-shor...
Wait... there's a celebrity DOG WATCHER site? Sweet Fancy Moses.
TITS,
Get outta town?! Ewwwww.
Brunch is tomorrow, thank god. We had a party last night and I am not looking (or feeling) my best.
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Bullie for HSOTD!!!!
HERE HERE!!!
Bullie bullie bullie!!!!!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Gaaa, why can't this repulsive mess stay out of the spotlight????
I wonder if Howard picks up dog poo. I'm not seeing the ubiquitous plastic baggie.
Bullie for HSOTD!!!!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 4, 2008 - 11:47am.
hah. my father married a friend of mine and his ex partners daughter. do i win something?
how was lunch? :D
I wish them a happy marriage, and I hope his pre-nup is air tight! Good luck kids!
OMG that dog, I want it!
I've seen interviews with Beth, she seems like a really sweet person.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
parissucks! xoxo
I know... I haven't been around as much recently. I'd like to think I'm getting tons of work done because of it, but I'm not so sure...
But I miss you as well, and the Dlisted fun and games!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 4, 2008 - 11:32am.
Not half as annoying as the peace sign.
You guys think this is gross, my 54 year old bro is dating a chick who is 29! Younger than his oldest daughter. Barf.
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PLEEEEZE don't let this be the start of his return to mainstream media.
congrats and gimme that dog!whata beauty.
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Kelly Rippa's hubby married them? That might be the loop hole he wanted for a fast exit.
OMG, I love their bulldog!
I like her, I don't think she's a gold-digger.
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on October 4, 2008 - 11:40am.
I bet you could use their prenup as a doorstop.
LOL!
Hi madam s.! I've been missing you lately (timewise)- nice to see you, you are fucking awesome.
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He's sweet to his 3 girls and respectful to their mom. That's worth a lot.
I actually think she loves him. Truthfully, she was fine on never getting married (or so she said). She does a lot of work here in New York for an animal no-kill shelter, so she got my respect.
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I bet you could use their prenup as a doorstop.
They so look like father and daughter that it's really yucky.
Beth bugs me, and I do not think she is pretty.
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But as it came down near, so did a weary tear
I thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Yes MK, it's another victory for The Golddigger's Club. Has to be considering it's Howard Stern she married. He's disgusting, so it has to be the $$$.
Who cares!!! That bullie steals every pic!!!!
Bullie bullie bullie!!!!!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
People who give the thumbs up sign really annoy me.
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