HoHan Wants A Baby Friend
In the November issue of Marie Claire (via NYDN), HoHan says she knows that one day she'll replace her one hitter with a baby rattle. She tells the magazine that she wants to adopt a baby of some sort in the future.
HoHan said, "At some point ... I want to adopt a kid ... A child in need or a newborn from another country. I'm not sure yet."
I know where HoHan's coming from. Every now and again that maternal feeling washes over me. Yes, being around BABIES sometimes makes my nails sweat, but maybe they make medication for that.
I mean, there are times when I'm home alone and I think about how wonderful it would be to have a Baby Friend to keep me company. Baby Friend can hand me my cocktail when I'm too lazy to bend over and get it from the coffee table. Baby Friend can even stroke my back with its tiny hands while I'm barfing into the toilet. Baby Friend can also crawl down to the street corner to pick up my dime bag from the dealer. And if I ever get pulled over for a DUI, I can switch places with Baby Friend and it can take the fall. I'm too fragile for jail, but my future Baby Friend is not. Baby Friend wants what's best for me.
So I completely understand why HoHan wants a Baby Friend of her own one day.
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What crazy person will give her a baby? She or that fugly Sammy should each carry a fugly baby of their own. I can just picture either one of them hugely pregnant by an annonymous sperm donator.
LYNDSAY: People can think what they want.
And apparently hairdressers can do whatever the fuck they want and magazines will publish it. Stringy much?
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she can't get her life togother than she wants kids get urself togother before u bring a poor child into it.
Why do people worry about adopting children from other countries? Do they feel that they're serving the common good? Actually, you've done NOTHING. At-home philanthropy is non-existant.
Back it up, boys.
*shudder* Ho with child? ANY child?
Just shouldn't be; at least for the next 10 years...
I wouldn't let Lindsay Lohan raise magical reproducing seahorses, let alone a human baby. She should stick with houseplants and SamRo's muff.
Submitted by angel_i on October 4, 2008 - 9:38am.
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On topic: Re Hohan: Why is she relevent? 'Cause she's taking a dip in lesbos? I can't think of any other reason.
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When people like Lohan or Paris Hilton say they want a baby, they are expressing a wish for unconditional love. When they say they want to adopt a needy child, they are expressing bullshit.
O! She's on CANADIAN Marie Claire looking a whole lot better...I thought I was going crazy there for a minute.
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Hi joe schmoe!
I thought I saw you hanging around!
I feel you; I think she's hot too. Except I tend to think she could, in fact, be a butterface. I'd have to see her in person to confirm that but I'm pretty sure I'd be right.
Or maybe a butterlips cuz she got none.
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Hey, Joe! Doing great, hope you are too. Marie Claire must be pretty desperate for "celebrities" if they are putting Hohan on the cover.
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 4, 2008 - 9:14am.
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Mr Prez, how are you? Long time no speak.
On topic: She's an idiot but I think she's pretty. *ducking and weaving*
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LOL, Mr. Pres!
You're right...and "Not My Pants!"...that was pretty good too. I don't know what I was thinking.
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Hello, angel! Are you suggesting that Lindsay is not a plausible performer? I thought she was great in X17's 'Passed out junkie in the gas station' with SamRo last year. Can't wait for the sequel.
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She was in another Marie Claire......she looked WAY better in there, or maybe its' the pics inside that look better... I still don't know why she's on there..I mean - sometimes, if I don't actually LOOK for movies and shows and forget there's actually plausible performers out there.
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She looks pretty good in that pic. Babies should be kept as far away from Hohan as possible. A pack of wolves might be a more suitable family environment than the Lohan clan.
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this is a great picture of Lohan... she actually looks like she has her shit together
Aren't stylists paid a fortune to make this not happen?
those reborn baby dolls are weird but they are the closest thing to a living creature I would trust with most hollywood types. poorer celebwannbes can get those battery operated dogs from the toy store that wag their tails and bark.
it sucks that one loud mouth fool put lindsay off her natural hair color. but I think people will come to associate that term more with him than her because she is famous for something besides just calling someone a mean name.
Thats a very bad photo of her,bad choice for a cover.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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This post was funny. I needed a funny.
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That's the best shot they got of her??? So sad.
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OMG you guys are so smart. You keep saying things before I think them!
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is the gross weave fashionable this year or what?
@Hekki: For reals.
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Hekki, very well said.
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Sam is 31, she doesn't want to be too old as a father
Aquarius: Re: The baby mania and 9/11... My opinion is that 9/11 made people re-think their priorities. I don't think 9/11 changed womens' roles, per se.
There used to be two categories - the classic Madonna/whore thing. If you were a mom, you were considered "over the hill" and a drag, etc. And if you didn't have kids, you were sort of worth more. So you had to choose.
Now there are MILFs and all these Hollywood women wearing bikinis two months after giving birth and partying their asses off. Instead of motherhood being an option where you have to be serious and dedicated to your children's needs, it's presented as: Hey, you get to be (and are pretty much expected to be) a skinny party whore, too.
It's not good for anyone. The ones who suffer are the children.
Houston, crap, I think you might be right! She's had so much real peen in her life that she might be getting bored of the fake strap ons. It's probably why she hasn't said she's fully gay. It might ruin her options. I simply cannot believe that looking down at Mr. Sam mowing the lawn while wearing a nose snorkel and a tool belt can get her off forever. Love is obviously blind and stupid, but if they stay together, it will at least keep the local STD rate down.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by angel_i on October 3, 2008 - 10:05pm.
OMG James Haven! Thank God you were here to talk some sense into these people!!!
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Thanks angel_i! James Haven so seldom hears those words.
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 3, 2008 - 9:12pm.
anyone considering sperm donating to them should also be summarily EXECUTED!
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Hmm, you may be onto something! She can have that excuse that she wants sperm donated (and not by turkey baster....not all do that) so she can "get" some peen, without going out her way to get some peen, ya know? get the baby, and SamRo....I duno what's gonna happen to her?! :(
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The only reason she won't have one of her own is because her womb is so polluted.
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Submitted by James Haven on October 3, 2008 - 8:34pm.
She's trying to be like Angie! There is only ONE Angie and that's ANGIE!
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OMG James Haven! Thank God you were here to talk some sense into these people!!!
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is it bad that "I", being a mother myself, find myself laughing at this post....a "baby friend"....OMG...MICHAEL K....you are the cream in my corn, the ranch in my ranch style beans, the fat in my ground beef.....you make me laugh like nobody else does....kudos, my friend....kudos....
PSL, the way things are going, I could almost see a 2 headed monster being conceived by her! Both heads being the size of shrunken lemons too. If not a religious person, but that would disprove any existence of a higher power!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
2C, a mixture of some work and more fun! I currently trying to talk SandBitch into adopting me. But given that I'm 42 and with Oz having tough immigration laws, it's not going so swimmingly! All else is well. Just waiting for Modern Rome to burn down.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr Destructo, if Paris can have a baby or buy one, I will know for sure that there isn't one ounce of fairness in life.
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 3, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Hey 2C, just been busy. Love posting here, but it's that dumb real life and sched that keeps me busy! Digging all the new avies lately! You doing good? Hope so!
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Good for you. That you're well and that you're working. Seems like a lot of people are about to lose their jobs (economy and all). I've had time off work so have been able to visit more frequently recently. Back to work Monday though, bleeaauuugghh. Otherwise, am well and have been having a good giggle here.
Oh, yeah. There has been an avi-athon in here recently. You should have seen some of them. Sandbitch, angel_i, TITS, LOVE CARROTTOP, have been cracking me up on a daily basis.
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fuck this is boring.
PSL, what's really the thought of Parisite trying to have one. I'm sure her herpies and battlescarred snatch would make it impossible! At least let's hope!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Another example of someone who should NEVER raise a child.
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But as it came down near, so did a weary tear
I thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Hey 2C, just been busy. Love posting here, but it's that dumb real life and sched that keeps me busy! Digging all the new avies lately! You doing good? Hope so!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Hey Dr.D Sorry, I missed your post. How are you?
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America is in full scale denial. There's a nostaglia about havings lots of babies and somehow then everything will be ok.... Like striving for the euphoria of the last baby boom after WWII.
People don't want to think about how a population explosion will affect the environment, scarce land, clean air, water and food resources. They don't want to think about actually solving poverty problems or dealing with how fucked up the world is post 9-11 and GOP corruption/exploitation on a catastrophic scale of our government/land/people.
Babies are an opiate.
Dreamed up by the likes of Palin/Cheney/Rove to create more cheap labor to feed the capitalist greed machine.
rant over . . . now where's my pacifier? GODdam-nit!?
Hey 2Cents! Rounding up the D posse? I'm just checking in!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
This isn't even funny! I'm cool with anyone RESPONSIBLE enough to want to adopt a baby, gay or straight, but anyone who would even consider letting a baby anywhere near these two club hopping, drunk, druggies needs to be SHOT! Luckily, with their past, there is almost zero chance of them getting their greedy hands on a baby to pimp out! And anyone considering sperm donating to them should also be summarily EXECUTED! A kid would having a better chance being released into the woods to be raised by feral wild gorillas or rabid wolves! And I also believe that LowHo and Scamantha are in cahoots with Michael SLowhand to keep all of them in the spotlight! They are all insane, nasty fuckers and I hate them all with every fiber of my being for even considering having a child to torture! FUCK THEM!!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
New baby = new reality show.
American tv will have sunk to an all time low if that happens.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 3, 2008 - 9:02pm.
There was some article about it being connected to 9/11... lemme find it... it was interesting.
Edit: It was a book review.. "The Terror Dream" by Susan Faludi. About how the roles of women have changed since 9/11 and there is much more of an emphasis (celebrity in particular) on having children and being the "nurturer" and "martyr"... an interesting theory, don't know if I subscribe to it. There is definitely more emphasis on celebrity babies these days, though... I mean, I never even remember seeing celeb baby pictures 6 or 7 years ago, and now they're fetching $26 mil apiece.
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