Rachael Ray Won't Be Silenced
The National Enquirer ran a story this week claiming Rachael Ray's doctors found a growth on her throat that requires surgery and will leave her silent for two months. Oh. I just learned I have telekinetic powers, because I know exactly what you're thinking and I couldn't fucking agree with you more.
Well, Rachael says the Enquirer is lie-telling and her chicken pot pie hole won't be shut for two months.
E-V-O-that-sucks.
However, Rachael is having a minor surgery to remove a benign cyst on her vocal cord. A friend says she's not sick and is totally fine. Her spokeswhore tells People, "It's a common in-and-out procedure that she will have in early December and it will not adversely effect any of her daytime show or Food Network tapings."
Well, it's lovely to know that we'll still be subjected to Rachael's beautiful sandpaper trucker voice for years to come! I can just listen to her talk all day long. I can't get enough. Rachael can blab while I put rusty nails in my eyes. When I put hot knives in my ears, she can keep talking. She can even keep yapping while I stick acid covered needles in my pee hole. I can listen to her forever and ever and ever..... until Hell finally takes pity on me and swallows me whole.
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Submitted by Inflatuated on October 3, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Her hideous voice would wake me from sound sleep everytime her show came on - this even when I took hardcore sleep meds.
Her voice can probably wake the dead, although one look at her face would kill them again.
ROFLMAO! Right on, right on! I could not have summed up this bitch better.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Submitted by WhiplashG on October 3, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Check out Rayray's corn porn:
Corn Porn
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LOL, corn porn...seriously though, that's a great tip (no pun intended)!
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
I can't stand her and her receipes taste like shit
Ha...i looked again, not sure why...but her tongue looks sorta like a peen. lmao!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Is that guacamole in her teeth??? Grossness!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Her hideous voice would wake me from sound sleep everytime her show came on - this even when I took hardcore sleep meds.
Her voice can probably wake the dead, although one look at her face would kill them again.
I cant stand her laugh and her voice.
I'm gonna have fun on photo shop with this picture tonight ha ha
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Man I'm so embarrassed to admit that I used to watch her show back when it first started, in like 2000 or something. I'm sorry world I didn't think she would become such an annoying hag. :/
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Check out Rayray's corn porn:
Corn Porn
The polys must be the flies eggs she's harboring from keeping her mouth open all day.
LOL !
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I used to be impartial to her, but now I can't stand the bitch. I quickly turn the channel if she is on. Her voice annoys the hell out of me. And her meals are shitty. CARB CARB CARB! Everything she makes is full of carbs and fat.
It's gross.
This annoying wench STILL has show?
Rachel reminds me of a gnome....all weirdly shaped and small. All that's missing is her cone shaped hat.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Gawwwd, and here I thought she must give a good blowjob with a mouth like that. If she looks like that I'd need to close my eyes, that face is a straight boner killer.
Good Lord MK...."stick acid covered needles in my pee hole.".........that just hurts to read. *squeezes eyes shut and tries to type"
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I was so thankful at first and now I'm just terribly let down. I think I'll probably go the same way you do, MK. I'm glad I don't have cable now.
Your face!
if the docs could some how sew rach's mouth shut while doing this surgery, i would be much obliged...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Common "In and Out" procedure, ehhh?? ehhhhhh??
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