Rachael Ray Won't Be Silenced
The National Enquirer ran a story this week claiming Rachael Ray's doctors found a growth on her throat that requires surgery and will leave her silent for two months. Oh. I just learned I have telekinetic powers, because I know exactly what you're thinking and I couldn't fucking agree with you more.
Well, Rachael says the Enquirer is lie-telling and her chicken pot pie hole won't be shut for two months.
E-V-O-that-sucks.
However, Rachael is having a minor surgery to remove a benign cyst on her vocal cord. A friend says she's not sick and is totally fine. Her spokeswhore tells People, "It's a common in-and-out procedure that she will have in early December and it will not adversely effect any of her daytime show or Food Network tapings."
Well, it's lovely to know that we'll still be subjected to Rachael's beautiful sandpaper trucker voice for years to come! I can just listen to her talk all day long. I can't get enough. Rachael can blab while I put rusty nails in my eyes. When I put hot knives in my ears, she can keep talking. She can even keep yapping while I stick acid covered needles in my pee hole. I can listen to her forever and ever and ever..... until Hell finally takes pity on me and swallows me whole.
now thats one BIG mouth..........
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“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion” -- L Ron Hubbard
You know, I always thought her voice was going weird, but then I thought maybe she was a heavy smoker. Even though her ass annoys the shit out of me, I feel for her. You get better RayRay, hope you have a speedy recovery so you can come back to annoy the fuck out of me some more.
Two words: tongue scraper... Her tongue could use a good scrape.
She and Diddy should learn to close their mouths. Where's a spitball shooting kid when you need him? When I was a kid I could have hit a gaping target like her mouth from 30 feet away without even trying.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hate her
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
maybe she will die in surgery...
Submitted by jussayin on October 3, 2008 - 9:41pm.
you know what would be funny? If every time a celebrity was about to take a picture and had their mouth all wide open looking like they wre ready for the money shot, some unknown dude just ran up and jizzed all up in their face.
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LMFAO!& eww... Good idea though
Anything that will make Rachael Ray shut up, even if only momentarily, is a good thing. Why are people so obsessed with the daffy bloated twit? She's more over-exposed and annoying than Bindi Irwin.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
fuck this is boring.
jussayin, I've entertained thoughts of running up to Britney and throwing a water bomb filled with soap and water at her. But that's about as close to a porno as I would ever want to see with that tard!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
you know what would be funny? If every time a celebrity was about to take a picture and had their mouth all wide open looking like they wre ready for the money shot, some unknown dude just ran up and jizzed all up in their face.
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Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
I think James Haven is missing out on RR's secret blue box mac 'n cheese with tuna added! Imagine that? Tuna? James Haven does not know what he's missing out on! Or maybe he does.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
someone must have been sucking way too many hpv-ridden dicks... tsk tsk.
She should shut her big fly trap! James Haven does not like this woman. One night James Haven tried one of her untasty dishes.
There at the Christmas table was Father Phineas from the local church, Angie, Brad, Mama Pitt and Aunt Ethel Voight.
James Haven sets the twice baked Rachel Ray souffle on the table, and WOOF! it explodes! There was melted marshmellow all over Mama Pitt! And forget about Father Phineas! The explosion caused a backlash with the peas -- Father Phineas looked like a giant snot blob. Nasty!
Things just got worse from there. Aunt Ethel started praying, Brad starting yelling and Angie BillyBob for support but accidently dialed up Daddy Voight. The drama went on for hours. Since then, James Haven can't even hear Rachel Ray's name without breaking into hives!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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There will never be a cork big enough to plug the hole that is her mouth! And if you haven't seen it, this is the funniest RR video ever made! I beg you to watch it if you can't stand this idiot!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb1hXigxUKM
It's the one with clips of the stupid shit she says, put together in a 'unique' way! You'll dig it!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Holy Fuck! That mouth! As James Haven says....Nasty!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Maybe somebody can convince her to get a headectomy. She doesn't seem like the brightest bulb in the pack.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Stick a sammy in that pit and leave her to die. That would be YUM-O, don't you think?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
aren't this troll's 15 minutes up yet???
Good, How you be? Ive been lurking, and posting once in a while,but Ive been busy and stuff, so Im on and off of here quickly.
I dont get too excited unless we have a Shitney post that gets me excited. I wish the crazy train would pull out of the cobwebs. I miss the good old days;[
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Balenciaga...
Hey! it's been a while!
How are you
shes got crack teefs. get those cavities filled in or something. as much as shes got her mouf gaping and flappin, you think she'd do that.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Nova~
I got three cases...And another thing! I just watched a video on UTube and now its sending me all sorts of XXX raunchy shit! Fuck! Guess id better put a vlock on it...I have a 12 yr old son.
Hoffers....yes i have gotten to play with it, every day I go see him.
OT, i watched her on Biography channel or something. Wierd, she wrote her first cookbook on napkins, or some sort and took it all over to get published. shes a pushy truck driver voice bitch!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Her teeth look GROSS! get that fixed RRay
VERY VERY ANNOYING this one is. Just hearing her makes me convulse. AND I FECKING HATE IT when she says that E V O O shit. I know it's her tag line but ya know what...here's a new tag...
E Y S A D. Eat Your Shit And Die!
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
M.E.
then it's prolly okay, because this was memorable on what a POS it was... seriously. and I bought it on the internets brand new.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Hoff - Honestly, I don't recall if it's a cheap POS. I dont remember.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 3, 2008 - 5:54pm.
PRAISE THE LAWD! K folks, is this not some sort of present to us in exchange for taking the cute little peanut-headed fawn?
not until she dies, topalina, not until then.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
PRAISE THE LAWD! K folks, is this not some sort of present to us in exchange for taking the cute little peanut-headed fawn?
If you replace "daytime show" and "Food Network tapings" with "pleasantries" and "cross stitch work" in her spokeswhore's statement it sounds like they're referring to sex with upper class women in the 18th Century:
It's a common in-and-out procedure that she will have in early December and it will not adversely effect any of her daytime show or Food Network tapings.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
Nova, I too see a wet tip penis. Maybe the testicles are stuck in her throat?
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 3, 2008 - 5:43pm.
hey you! we're fine, you?
aww, do you get to play with him?? I love them as puppies!
on topic
this bitch sucks.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 3, 2008 - 5:43pm.
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OOH..i would gouge my eyes out after reading something like that. BLECH. A gnome-chef having sex...BARF! heheheheh
I understand about the iphone...my advice is to make sure to get a case. The hubby has dropped his so many times, the face is all shattered. Still works though..lol. He just regrets not getting a case for it. :D
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Dallas...i dont want a life...i want DLISTED!!!! mwahahahahaha...
You sound more miserable than anyone else in here in my opinion. :P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Nova...its cavities and prolly cum rot....she gags me after reading about her and her hubbys freaky sex stuff. Im a bitchyslut today...i got the new Iphone and its a pain to get working. I guess when you are as electronically challenged as myself, it is to be expected. UGH!
HOFFERS!!! How ya been? My neighbors just got a new GS puppy. they are training him for search and rescue, ect. His paws are fucking HUGE!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
her giggle makes me hurl. and forty dollars a day? that bitch is the worst tipper in the world, I'd refuse to serve her.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Looks like some sort of sticky liquid on her tongue.
Submitted by Dallas on October 3, 2008 - 5:32pm.
That would be EVOO!
Damn, there are some miserable people on this thread. Get a life all of you!
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You get one first and we'll follow
Submitted by M.E. on October 3, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Hoff, I got one of her recipe books for Christmas last year. UGH! There is not ONE recipe in there that the hub will eat, nor one that apeases my appetite.
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Not only are her receipes disgusting but they are artery clogging. The best thing she ever said was to add the juice from a jar of marachino cherries to an ice cream soda.
That would be EVOO!
Damn, there are some miserable people on this thread. Get a life all of you!
Submitted by Krawlie on October 3, 2008 - 5:27pm.
I can hear the Godzilla scream when I look at that pic.
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I hear Tarzan.
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
Submitted by M.E. on October 3, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Is it also a piece of cheap shit too??
this book has the quality of those little books your kids make and school, I'm not kidding.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
PEEN TONGUE PEEN TONGUE PEEN TONGUE!!!!!!!
Just photoshop a little hole on the tip of her tongue and VOILA!!
(i have peen on the brain today, i guess...lol)
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I find her disgusting. And why in they would she get corn silk caught in her teeth? You're supposed to be shucking the corn not, deep throating it you fucking stupid bitch.
Hoff, I got one of her recipe books for Christmas last year. UGH! There is not ONE recipe in there that the hub will eat, nor one that apeases my appetite.
I can hear the Godzilla scream when I look at that pic.
Yet again her mouth has managed to ruin my appetite. Damn you Rachel Ray.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I spent forty bucks on this stupid bitch's cookbook cause that's what my mom wanted for her bithday, the goddamn thing was the quality of a cheap ass zerox copy, circa 1985, and the paper was so thin you could see though it, AND it wasn't even bound correctly.
fuck her!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!
I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 3, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Ha...i looked again, not sure why...but her tongue looks sorta like a peen. lmao!
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OMG! It does -