The World's Fattest Man Is Getting Married!
In case you haven't heard the gigantic news, Manuel Uribe is getting married!!! There's hope for us all!
Manuel, who was named the world's fattest dude back in 2006, announced that he will tie the roll with his girlfriend of four years Claudia Solis on October 26th in Monterrey, Mexico.
They haven't decided on a location, but Manuel will have to be towed through the streets on his bed, because he can't walk. It will be like a wedding parade! Only not.
Back in 2006 when Guinness declared him the chunkiest chunk who ever chunked, he weighed 1,230. Thanks to love and support from Claudia, he has lost 550 pounds. She probably snuck Fen-Phen into his Gansitos.
Manuel said that he will take only one bite of the wedding cake for pictures, but will stop there because of his diet. I think one bite to Manuel means the whole cake.
Congrats to Manuel and Claudia! I say we all put our pesos together and get Claudia some sexy lingerie for her wedding night! Sexy lingerie made out of crush-proof steel with a door in the crotch.
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Well, for every 35 pounds lost an inch of peen length is gained so if ever anyone had anything to be motivated about...
Just sayin'... though GAWD the visual is making me nauseous! Can we say "YEEHAW" and "Check out my lasso baby!" ?
Ugh...
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How did he afford all the food. The documentary on him stated he ate in one day what a regular person would eat in 2 to 3 weeks. And can you imagine the size and frequency of his bm's if he is eating that much? I've seen other shows on super obese people and it is mindboggling how much they eat a day. Piles of cheesebergers, piles of fries, wings, pizzas, donuts, candybars. And to think I feel piggy if I get a supersize McDonald's meal.
NOOOO all I am craving now are gansitos!!! heading to K-mart.
i'm glad he has done something about his weight.
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But seriously, I think this guy... it must be a genetic thing. No way you can eat yourself that size.
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Oh yessy you certainly can.
We don't manufacture fat from oxygen. Hormones don't manufacture fat either.
Um, how are they gonna do the dirty? I mean logistically how? Is she gonna get on top, or maybe they'll spoon? Certainly not missionary style, he'd crush her. Okay I really need to stop thinking about this, I'm skeeving myself out.
OMG!!!! I luve it "gansitos" are my favrite! Frozen are even better...You are Mexican! LOL!
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Now, at 22 she looks like a fucking silo
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LOL. I shouldn't laugh but honestly, that makes me go hehehe too. A perfect 10 as my relatives would say. With that said, I'm off to the gym before karma puts me on the round side of the number. Ugh.
But seriously, I think this guy... it must be a genetic thing. No way you can eat yourself that size.
I just cant fathom anyone letting themself get this large. I mean...i eat a cheeseburger and feel guilty for DAYS. If i start to see a tiny bit of pudge, i get my arse on the treadmill. ...oh and don't get me started on his mother feeding him like that. She encouraged this. Sad.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
EW! His WHOLE BED is a diaper!
Sexay!
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He HAS to stink
Excuse me Senorita, do you want cheese with your peen?
I saw that story of this fucker on TLC or and I think he just shits in the bed and some asswipe has to clean it up. Hows that for a fucked up job!I wonder if it comes with a retirement package?
Dam if that's not a great deal though - just sit in bed, eat throw a few Philly Cheese Sands down every few hours, chase them with a couple of brews and then shit yourself!! Allah be praised!
What do I want with a man who can't walk for no other reason than he is too fat? How lazy does a man have to be to get to that state? Does he have a job, perchance?
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It wasn't a thyroid problem. It was all eating too damn much. He was fat before but got depressed after his wife left him and started eating everything in sight, if I remember correctly.
And yes, I believe the girlfriend's ex died from obesity. She already killed one. Now going for the second.
Make room for me on the bus to hell!!
"She probably snuck Fen-Phen into his Gansitos"
YOU MADE ME CHOKE BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT I WAS EATING!!! A freezed Gansito...
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Listen, I love them a bit chubby, my man wears a size 40. He's cute and extremely hot.
But I don't think I'll go from size 40 to 400.
If i can't find it..I can't fuck it.
That's just my policy.
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Has this dude been checked for a thyroid problem? I can't even conceive of eating so damn much, you balloon up this big.
*shrug*
women have lower standards than men.
Between the gansitos and the carne asade im getting hungry....between the sores and peen cheese im getting nauseous ..you guys are driving me nuts lol
ACK!!!
He has to be wheeled on his bed to the wedding?? UGH.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
woah.
gross.
LMAO @ "I think one bite to Manuel means the whole cake"
Bonasera - well it's good to know that he's trying to keep his shit clean.
But still.
I coudn't do it.
Has he been on Maury yet?
Who will hold the fopa up on wedding night?
So many questions....
@Cth: LMAO!
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Bibbiti Bobbidi Boo
I'd never marry a man with bigger tits than I.
GANSITOS!!! I love Gansitos!
By the way, Gansitos are a Mexican snack cake. Its best described as a Twinkie-shaped cake that's covered in chocolate, and filled with strawberry jam and cream.
Yum.
IDK whether to be happy for them or a little nauseous.
How does he pay all his medical bills?
Will he have the skin removing surgery after losing more weight?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Bonasera on October 3, 2008 - 4:58pm.
I don't care how hungry you tell me you are, if you are so fucking obese that you can't walk, then you're going to eat what I give you.
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'Nuff said. Ready for your boatloads of soup and rice, tubby?
(not you - him)
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How the hell do they have sex? Or is she one of those strange women that doesn't like sex?
M.E. he had a nurse who use to come wash him and take care of him every day. I think his girlfriend took over after they started seeing each other. He may be fat but he's very clean. They change his sheets and move him around and clean him so he doesn't develop any sores.
I feel bad for him cuz he seemed like such a sweet guy.
their boobies are kissing too!
Submitted by aquarius on October 3, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Yeah, how does he clean his peen area? Think of the dickcheese... could rival Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee.
fumunda cheese!!!
gah,
"also Barfing"
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His mother is responsible for how fat he was/is. When I was watching his documentary on Discovery health or something, I remember she kept making him truck loads of fatty foods. Tons of fried eggs and meats and tacos and all kinds of shit. I don't care how hungry you tell me you are, if you are so fucking obese that you can't walk, then you're going to eat what I give you and it's all gonna be vegetables and salad til you drop the pounds.
If he's not capable of getting out of bed, how does he go to the bathroom?
Is she his nurse maid too?
For better or for worse, translate to through soiled bedding and softball sized diggle berries.
*vomits again*
He does have some big ole' tittays
"She probably snuck Fen-Phen into his Gansitos."
MK how do you come up with this stuff?! LMFAO!!!!
mmmmmm, I luv Gansitos :-)
Almita
You can tell in the interviews tha she looovvees the media's attention. good thing is that once she leaves, he will be able to actually go out and find somebody else!....
HMMMM love gansitos!
ha!!
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The only thing I remember about that TLC documentary was that his teeth were insanely white.
Submitted by The C word on October 3, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 3, 2008 - 4:51pm.
If I remember correctly, her last fiance (maybe a husband) was also morbidly obese and died.
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She's a chubby chaser?
Oops. I mean, that's too bad.
UM, you can't chase someone who can't walk
DRIVING THE BUS TO HELL.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
They look related.
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Submitted by xxyxz on October 3, 2008 - 4:30pm.
(Real)american food is a lot more better for you.
Sheyet, even having a big mac meal at McDonalds won't do that to you...it's when you have several of them a day, combined w/sitting on your ass that does it to ya'.
Ummm, Carne Asada steak w/chiwawa(sp) cheese melted in a warm corn tortilla with guacamole and salsa on top...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 3, 2008 - 4:51pm.
If I remember correctly, her last fiance (maybe a husband) was also morbidly obese and died.
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She's a chubby chaser?
Oops. I mean, that's too bad.
*takes seat on bus to hell*
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When my niece was a toddler, she looked like Shiloh.
Now, at 22 she looks like a fucking silo.
http://media.katu.com/images/070810_silo2_470.jpg
And she has a fiance...who is skinny....hehehe
Imagine the wedding photos. Imagine the wedding night. I shall take pics...
Well it's obvious why no other man would have her, check out the tiny titties and butch cut...
*goes straight to hell*
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Gansito's! those things are delicious!! A gansito wedding cake sounds like his dream come true
you're all missing the really sexy part, people that huge get weeping sores in the rolls..
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
If I remember correctly, her last fiance (maybe a husband) was also morbidly obese and died.
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For a wedding gift, I'm getting him a paint roller on a 6 foot pole, because you know there are spots he isn't reaching with a washcloth.
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