Beyonce Always Comes Prepared
Margarita with one lime? CHECK! One of Mrs. Roper's old scarves? CHECK! The "I'm too good for this shit" face? CHECK! Five bodyguards? CHECK. Hoooold up. Why does Beyonce need five fucking bodyguards to protect her ass?
Beyonce, Solange is locked up in the basement all week. She can't get to you to ask for a job or a leftover weave. She can't bother you.
She probably has three bodyguards on her booty at all times. One is in charge of protecting her enoromous ego. And the other one is there because he's bald and everyone should have at least one security dude that sort of looks like Steve from "The Jerry Springer Shower."
And if Beyonce is going to have 5 bodyguards, she could at least hire hot ones. Hot ones who wear matching thong speedos while guarding their client at the beach. You know they hate her ass. The one in the back is thinking, "Why did I quit my security job at Walgreens for this fuckery?"
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Bill Clinton was also there this weekend.
People were making fun of her ass on the beach.
An old lady with her top off pointed at her with her saucer nipples and said she should stand in front of the Versace mansion for a few hours alone.
I thought that was funny. An old lady with huge ass bare nipples thinking Bouncey was offensive.
People dont pay all that money to saty at the shore club and the sitai to be bothered by this twat and her "guards". Specially since not one person gave a fat fuck that she was there.
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Fatty's legs look busted. Bitch got money, go get some cocoa butter or a laser peel.....sometin!
I think Solange reads Dlisted. I saw an interview with her in "Blender" magazine, and when she was asked if she was bisexual, she replied that she was "strictly dickly."
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Get real B, pfffft.
No one would ever pick her out of a crowd without the bodyguards. She has them just to get noticed and feel important.
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if beyonce is so proud of her figure why is she oviously trying to cover it up?
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who the hell does this bitch think she is? Chantal Biya?
I do not like her,she seems like a snotty bitch to me.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It looks like a scene from a Steven Seagal movie. Meathead ginny steps up: POW CRACK then Seagal breaks his arm in reverse while kicking him in the ass. Triple sized meat steps up: SMACK! right in the solar plexus, fatty is down. Next: o.k. nevermind
fat girl waiting to happen.
The Knowles family just do not seem like nice people to me. Not a one.
But I love most of Beyonce's music too, angel. I have "Crazy In Love" as one of my ringtones....lol
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jz is supposedly not paying his waiters at his 40/40 club:
http://rhymeswithsnitch.blogspot.com/2007/05/jay-z-stiffing-waiters-at-4...
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THANK GAAAWWWWWWWD!!! someone else doesn't like beyonce? there is justice in the world. i thought i was the only one on this earth who had to silently and fearfully dislike her.
PS. And I have a hate on that girl like nobody's bidness!
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@PSL:
I'm with you....maybe worse.
I can't say I've ever heard a Beyonce song I didn't LOVE. (I don't buy, mind you, so I haven't heard them all)...except for when Shakira put her to shame. I don't love that song.
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beyonce's next album will have 70 songs on it. what a shame.
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I agree, Solange's body is much better than B's. I am also embarrassed to admit that I have bought TWO of Solange's singles from her new CD on Itunes. I love those songs. They are great!
However, she has horrible taste in clothes and seems like a fucking bitch.
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This shit is OLD, but I just ran across it LMAO and WTF?!
http://www.whudat.com/newsblurbs/more/beyonce_eats_potato_chips_to_ease_...
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One thing I can say about Solange is that she has a WAY WAY WAY better body than Beyonce! Sol's legs are stunnung, but can't dress her way out of a paper bag.
PS: Solange has one kid....bitch had a BABY and STILL has a better body than her sister! OMG!
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She needs those bodyguards. I saw an episode of Dr. Phil. There was this girl on who loved J-Z,all she did was write him and she wrote Beyonce letters about how she was going to be with him. The girl was nutz.
You know, I never understood how Beyonce could have the abs she had and still have those fat girl knees. Technically if you have fat girl knees you are fat, there is no way around it. I wonder if they were spray on abs?
Maybe this is some reverse psychology?
Jay-Z: "Ok girl, you be takin' 5 goonies wicha' to show them how you roll and how you still happening!"
god how disgusting, get over yourself sweetie!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Bouncy makes me sick, end of story. Gawd, Mr. Z got sold down the river with this skank, and poor Etta definately deserves a better person to portray her than this fake ass...I wish she would take her fake everything and dis the f appear!!
Oh, I guess she is here staying at the Setai again with Jay-Z. He's putting on a concert here in Miami this Sunday. i am not sure if it is totally for Obama or not. Regardless I am glad he is doing it. It's for a good cause.
MK: It's funny what you wrote about Solange. I wonder if she is captive in the same type of basement Tommy Girl keeps Katie in.
I love how people like Beyonce and JoLo used to shop at Claire's and Wet Seal. Now that they have money they buy a bunch of expensive shit, hire bodyguards, and they think it makes them high society. Paleeze...
And I don't care what anyone says on this site. There is no way Beyonce is the age she claims to be. Trust.
Those are three of the fattest bodyguards I've ever seen.
Are they planning on taking a bullet in the flabby bits to protect her? They sure as shit couldn't run or more fast I'll bet.
~~Sorry Roger, you Britney now.
It looks hot there to be guarding that fat-ass on the beach in a suit! She could at least have let them wear polos, cargo shorts, and sandals. Damn!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
who is she again? i thought she got married and went away? guess not.
myeager:
beyonce's a ghetto girl with money. the end.
OMG she is nasty without makeup! I mean she is nasty WITH, but much uglier without. And her horsehair weaves, nasty! The funny thing is, she is still the ghetto bitch she always was.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
@gucci: jay z is rich...bouncey wants half...the end...
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Submitted by angel_i on October 3, 2008 - 5:25pm.
LMAO!
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letinstar:
i'm pissed and so is my mother. etta definately deserves better.
redpoint_blackdot:
oh yeah. that lady like act she likes to put on is just that: an act. if she had any real class she would not have married jz.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 3, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Does she really need 5 bodyguards?
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No. But she thinks they go with her outfit.
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Does she really need 5 bodyguards?
Beyonce is so fucking average. Under all the makeup and weaves there is a hoodrat pretending to be something spectacular.
@gucci:i'm most definitely offended that bouncey is playing etta james too...somebody needs to stop encouraging her...
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Submitted by boomsy on October 3, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by letinstar on October 3, 2008 - 4:27pm
A true Creole wouldn't be caught sunbathing; as much as I hate to promote stereotypes Bey's a little too brown to claim true Creole heritage.
she's a little too brown to play etta james to. and she can't sing.
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Bitch you ain't that famous!
@boomsy: that's why bouncey hired the goon guards...if she gets one shade past creole, they will beat it off her...bouncey's clever like that...;)
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I would have not guessed that this was Beyonce(im use to her photoshoped pictures) if she had been walking by herself but if you want to left alone and not look at get 5 bodyguards 3 of then whit suits at the beach and nobody is going to notice you
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he he someone told me that etta james is not pleased about beyonce playing her in jz's up comming movie. he he he he he
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Submitted by boomsy: "What I don't understand is why people think hiring 'goons' is going to keep you safe;"
Good point. If someone really wants to get you, they will.
Being a woman and all, I love the idea of poison. Some antifreeze in her margarita? Oh yeah! Or letting a whole shitload of wasps (WAY meaner than bees) into the air ducts of her hotel room at 3 in the morning. Something a bodyguard can't anticipate or do shit about. HA HA HAHAH A!
Submitted by letinstar on October 3, 2008 - 4:27pm
A true Creole wouldn't be caught sunbathing; as much as I hate to promote stereotypes Bey's a little too brown to claim true Creole heritage.
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bouncey needs all those big burly bodyguards to protect her "creoleness" heritage...it could be snatched away at a moment's notice...
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Submitted by boomsy on October 3, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Agreed! My brother in law is 5'3", 110 soaking wet, but used to wrestle and that motherfucker is STRONG! He has kicked the asses of a lot of guys who underestimated him. Granted, I would want a bodyguard to at least be taller than me. Maybe she picks big fat guys to make herself look small and delicate?
So THAT'S why she had to order so much food at Burger King!!