Friday, October 3rd 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Smart Ass! Amy Smart give us a little crack and chichi in her new movie - Egotastic!

A worn out Katie Holmes wearing my abuelita's favorite cardigan - Just Jared

You need to know this: Jennifer Aniston got a new Blackberry - Popsugar

Christina Milian is not wearing panties (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Shemar Moore and Jennifer Aniston? NO. - Lainey Gossip

Is Jakey Poo bored with his beard already? - IDLYITW

Sophia Loren needs to stay away from Fuggie Fug - Hollywood Rag

Cynthia Nixon wants a change, but where's her hotter half? - Cityrag

MiserAlba and Panatroll should both be wearing muzzles - Hollywood Tuna

Bruno doing the same shit on a different day - Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


MizRo's picture

LOVE "Bruno": he rocked the Milan runway!

Mr. President's picture

Yes, Hayden is annoying as hell, but I'd still hit that from every angle.

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I'm not so into Shemar. He looks like a Ken doll to me. Nice body, though.

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Hell no, I couldn't give a shit how many movies Jennifer Aniston has coming out (which btw, lets actually wait to see if they aren't all flops). Shemar is hot as hell, been a fan of his for years and he can do much better than her tired ass.

Bitter? Maybe. Don't care, he's hot.

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Sandbitch's picture

Reese was never cute. Nor was Drew Barrymore.

ET was cute.

Euphoria's picture

Ya know, Reese used to be cute, but lately she's looking so frumpy and her body shape is bizarre. I guess she looks cute in a PTA mother kind of way, but not sexy at all (not that I haven't seen some sexy PTA mothers!)

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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 3, 2008 - 3:04pm.
8=============D~~~~~~~~~~~Amy Smart.

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LMAO @ your graphics! Loves it!

Submitted by DR.FUNK on October 3, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Shemar can do better than Jennifer Anniston.Career move.(kinda')Would make more sense if she were working.

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What rock do you live under? She just got through filming quite a few movies this year : Management, Traveling, HJNTIY, and Marley and Me. Plus she just shot an episode of 30Rock. Why do uninformed people think out loud and type? Shemar would be lucky to be able to touch Jen Aniston. He's hot but she's A-list!

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Shemar can do better than Jennifer Anniston.Career move.(kinda')Would make more sense if she were working.

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isn't JA rumored to be a racist?

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jen a will just bring shemar down with her sad stories...he needs to come my way...

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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 3, 2008 - 4:13pm.

want snarky soap fun? join us here
I write for a column here

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you can snark away on the bulletin board.

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That's awesome because I hate the IMDB boards. Thanks for the link!

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oh and good afternoon everyone

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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~

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I don't know what Jake sees in Reese'scup Poon She's homely
My fiance looks just like Jakey sans the six pack and the mop on his head

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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 3, 2008 - 4:13pm.

want snarky soap fun? join us here
I write for a column here

www.yrnews.com

you can snark away on the bulletin board.

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

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haha! me too, and I (almost) got my daughter hooked..
we call ridge the mulletheaded douchebag.

Ahahah! I HATE Ridge! I call him "Rigid" because he's a sucky actor. My mom loves him so I take every oppertunity to bash him when I watch it with her. lol I'm sure your daughter will get hooked eventually because I used to watch it with my mom a teen just to be nice and I got hooked.
I'll never be able to get into Guiding Light (her other soap) though!

If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.

Shemar is hot ! I've never noticed him before. There's a full frontal nude photo of him floating around out there. Well, in saying that he has a crush on Jen it goes to show he has good taste.

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on October 3, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Jake looks like Billy Ray Cyrus there

That reminds me the assholes at the Pittsburgh zoo named some poor little tiger cub Billy Ray Cyrus. Those heartless bastards!

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Jake looks like Billy Ray Cyrus there

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by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 3, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 3, 2008 - 3:33pm.

haaha another young and the restless fan!

Yep! Thanks to my mom and grandmother. Love me some B&B, too!

haha! me too, and I (almost) got my daughter hooked..
we call ridge the mulletheaded douchebag.

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

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Good Lord that Lainey Gossip writer is one BITTER ass hag.

Sophia is a hot piece, now if you'll please excuse me I have to go eat some pasta.

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

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If Jennifer doesnt want Shemar, she can send his fine ass to my house.

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Oh my Xenu somebody can shit stars!!!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 3, 2008 - 3:33pm.

haaha another young and the restless fan!

Yep! Thanks to my mom and grandmother. Love me some B&B, too!

If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.

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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 3, 2008 - 3:33pm.

haaha another young and the restless fan!

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

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I have to admit, I've liked Jen ever since I found out she smokes pot and spoils her friends. She's like my dream best friend. I would love to see her get with Malcolm Winters.

If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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Damn, Jakey G looks hot! I'm not exactly digging the mop on his head but who cares? If I were Reese I would push him in the trailer and ride him like a horsie! I truly don't see what he sees in her, she's sweet and all but her body is weird and her face too.

Shemar...swoons!

Didnt Mirrors come out like months ago? Or am I thinking of a different movie??

And when are we going to stop looking at pictures of Katie doing NOTHING???!!!!

M.E.'s picture

Stay away from the Shemar!!!!!!!!!

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Um Jake...its time you accept your GAYNESS and move on with your life. GEEZ!!!!

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Jake needs to leave her, like now. Come to me, babeeeeeeee!

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Reese comes off as such a needy little cunt. I hope Jake leaves her ass.

christine the hoff's picture

oh hell no, bitch stay away from shemar, my man candy.

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

El Bastardo's picture

8=============D~~~~~~~~~~~Amy Smart.

ZiggyStardust's picture

Lainey Gossip is ridiculous.
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Bondagebarbie's picture

I would be checking out Loren's ass too.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

Haha, I thought that was Sienna Miller.

If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.