The Secret To SamRo's Sexy Bikini Body

When you first saw the pictures of SamRo in a two-piece, I'm sure you either:

a) Rubbed one off.
b) Vomited with your eyes.
c) Wondered what the secret is to her sexy bikini body?

If you're in the c-group then I have the answer for you! SamRo talked to People about the pictures of her in a bikini while vacationing with her lady friend HoHan. She said she wasn't happy about it, but laughed when she heard that some people were impressed by her body. When asked what her secret is, she said, "No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!"

SamRo said the only time she gets exercise is when she's "sprinting through airports to catch flights." She went on to say, "I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!"

Umm...err....she forgot to mention a couple of important ways she stays thin. I'm sure her all-coochie-diet has something to do with it. You can eat all you want and you don't get fat! You might have breath like a bucket of chum, but at least you won't have a fat ass.

She was lying when she said she didn't work out that much. I'm sure she burns at least a hundred calories by doing her daily cardio exercise of scissor bumping.