The Secret To SamRo's Sexy Bikini Body
When you first saw the pictures of SamRo in a two-piece, I'm sure you either:
a) Rubbed one off.
b) Vomited with your eyes.
c) Wondered what the secret is to her sexy bikini body?
If you're in the c-group then I have the answer for you! SamRo talked to People about the pictures of her in a bikini while vacationing with her lady friend HoHan. She said she wasn't happy about it, but laughed when she heard that some people were impressed by her body. When asked what her secret is, she said, "No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!"
SamRo said the only time she gets exercise is when she's "sprinting through airports to catch flights." She went on to say, "I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!"
Umm...err....she forgot to mention a couple of important ways she stays thin. I'm sure her all-coochie-diet has something to do with it. You can eat all you want and you don't get fat! You might have breath like a bucket of chum, but at least you won't have a fat ass.
She was lying when she said she didn't work out that much. I'm sure she burns at least a hundred calories by doing her daily cardio exercise of scissor bumping.
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Missy,
I think on any other website then it would be obvious. It's the pointless reference to the female form as though it were something to laugh and mock.
However, in comparison to much of the content that appears here, there isn't anything in particular that I can point to to distinguish the SamRo Lilo posts.
Objectively, there isn't anything that I can identify here that holds any more potential to offend than any other posts. And that's the problem that I'm having - because of course we need to be objective if we are to make legitimate complaints.
Frustrating, to say the very least.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I really dont see the big deal.. To me, she doesnt look bad at all. Im sure she looks better than most of the assclowns on here who want to look at the picture and honestly think that this woman looks bad. Get fucking real.
Good Lord...now we have posters on here having to tell us they arent going to post anymore???...sounds like a cry for attention. If a deep snarky discussion about SamRo and Lilo plagues you sooooooo much...then why come to Dlisted???
I mean SHIT...MK talks more shitty snark than we do!!!! *SIGHS*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
She's skinny and untoned. If she were to gain some muscle tone I don't think people would be saying EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I don't think she looks that bad.
Hey UKer - don't go. I've been reading Dlisted the last two years, and only decided to START posting last week after some serious hating was going on in a few threads.
You gotsta to speak up!
I dont get it uker and ziggy.. whats offensive?
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
she has birthing hips, and her body language is saying "the sun! it burns!"
Meh, not too bad... If she toned up she'd look hotter, but overall not as bad as everyone is saying... Oh yeah, an if she stood up straight once in a while.
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So SamRo is skinny so what. She is not even remotely attractive. Who does she get to thank for that ugly mug of hers?
UKer, I appreciate your honesty.
You actually raise points that I have thought on before, namely, the uncomfortableness that arises from the SamRo Lilo posts.
We've spoken a little about it before - perhaps you read some of the previous comments.
I'm still not sure what to make of it to be honest. It's strange because I find very little to be offensive, certainly little on Dlisted, but these posts still rub me the wrong way.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
UKER, isn't MK the biggest hater of all? I would think that if you dislike the nasty comments so much that you will not be reading anymore then why read the posts or visit the site? I think the "hate" is what makes this site so much fun. I'm sure no one here is doing anything to hurt anyone. Just having a good time and talking shit about famous people.
I like her a lot and think they are a fantastic match.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She actually looks pretty good, especially considering those baggy clothes she always wears set my expectations pretty low. Boyish face though.
But the smoking kills it...her breath probably smells like one of Bill Clinton's used cigars.
Looks like she doesn't shave her legs either.
She definitely looks nasty, however, I do think her and Hohan are a good match.
Quite frankly, her body isn't all that. Her legs have no definition - no muscle tone. They just look like sticks. Plus she's standing like a dude. Nothing sexy about her.
Submitted by missy on October 3, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by UKer on October 3, 2008 - 2:39pm.
yeah, what she said!
sometimes, we agree to disagree, if you read through the posts, plenty of us, including me, said they think she looks fine!!!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by Deb on October 3, 2008 - 2:31pm.
She reminds me of Miss Jane Hathaway from "The Beverly Hillbillies".
http://www.tvland.com/shows/beverlyhillbillies/images/jane_hathaway_nanc...
THANK YOU! That's exactly spot on!
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Submitted by UKer on October 3, 2008 - 2:39pm.
i've come to the conclusion that i don't have enough hate in my heart to be part of the dlisted family anymore so after reading this website for just under 2 years and being a registered member for 1 year and 12 weeks, i have decided that i will no longer post or read any comments anymore.
i will however still visit the site because i love MK and because all the other blogs are pretty wank.
so adios to the people who know me, have a great life.
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I think thats silly!! I say stuff all the time on here that isnt popular, and I dont love everythingthat I read, but overall there are some funny and thoughtful people on here!
I dont think of myself as hateful at all, and I feel right at home here.
Sorry you feel that way, and I hope you have a change of heart.
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UK!!!
*throws basket of flowers and sings Kumbaya*
Here! Here's a fucking puppy!!
Bastard!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Soft and squishy....no muscle tone. NO...not really that attractive at all. Plus...her face messes everything up even more. That and "getting winded reaching for my cigarettes" ...um..that's a totally classless and unattractive thing to say.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
She looks awkward and uncomfortable...all hunched over and wide-hipped. Not sexy.
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i've come to the conclusion that i don't have enough hate in my heart to be part of the dlisted family anymore so after reading this website for just under 2 years and being a registered member for 1 year and 12 weeks, i have decided that i will no longer post or read any comments anymore.
i will however still visit the site because i love MK and because all the other blogs are pretty wank.
so adios to the people who know me, have a great life.
Uh no Sam...people aren't impressed....they are awestruck at the fact that you are such a fatty slims.
Nice geriatric diaper
Submitted by TITS on October 3, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 3, 2008 - 1:47pm.
That girl is NOT comfortable in her body.
I so agree. She probably hates that she has curves at all.
She reminds me of Miss Jane Hathaway from "The Beverly Hillbillies".
http://www.tvland.com/shows/beverlyhillbillies/images/jane_hathaway_nanc...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by jbean on October 3, 2008 - 2:29pm.
seriously, i get SICK just looking at that nasty body...aack! i despise the knobby bony-ness and the skinny-fatness. she looks like she's never done anythin athletic in her life, she shouldn't joke about it.
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wow so much hatred for someone you don't even know.
bravo!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 3, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Andraya on October 3, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Sad, she's rich but starving. Don't make no sense to me
Really? quite honestly, I see her as a naturally thin woman who's never had a child, hence her slim form.. and genetics.
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Yuppers. I have the same thing going on with my body. Except my legs are fantastic.
I've eaten like a horse all my life. At 16 and 5'10" I weighed 117lbs no matter how much I ate. Today I'd be called anorexic and likely forced into counselling. pfft. Gained about 10lbs every 10 years since then.
Skinny does not = sick or barfy. And we prefer the term svelte.
~~Sorry Roger, you Britney now.
seriously, i get SICK just looking at that nasty body...aack! i despise the knobby bony-ness and the skinny-fatness. she looks like she's never done anythin athletic in her life, she shouldn't joke about it. it just draws more attention to the fact.
No gym in 5 years, no Dick in 12.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
That's some sick shit. Hohan's eating that?
nice to see that homophobia is alive and well, why do gay men despise gay women so much?
Off Topic:
Today is as interesting as Vanilla Fat-Free, Sugar Free Yogurt, Iz needs some spicy times!
Brangelina is in NYC, THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT, anything.
Anything to bring some flavor, IT'S GOTTDAMN FRIDAY FFS!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
who in the hell would be impressed by that body??
yes, she is skinny, but she has zero muscle tone & horrible posture. even anorexic models have some muscle tone, she just looks like a wastoid. her body is just unappealing.
Submitted by Andraya on October 3, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Sad, she's rich but starving. Don't make no sense to me
Really? quite honestly, I see her as a naturally thin woman who's never had a child, hence her slim form.. and genetics.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Tuna is fat free.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
she's not gross, i think she's hot.
Gross
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Sad, she's rich but starving. Don't make no sense to me.
Christine the Hoff if you think this body type is admirable than I am worried about you! Get some help! Trust. Well actually I need help too so we can go together. Just saying!
Submitted by missy on October 3, 2008 - 1:42pm.
me too. and I don't see anything wrong with it.
She reminds me of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Who knew she had boobs? I thought she was a stick. Guess its her posture and the way she carries herself.
On a side note yay for her for bringing lezbo out of Lindsey.
Yes, her posture is hideous.
At least she has boobies.
A little sunkissed tan wouldn't kill her.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I can deal with the skinny-ness and the pale skin, i really can, But what i find really gross is her poor posture. she looks like an old lady with Osteo-porosis. Fuckin stand up strait bitch!!
What a great role model! Throw away your education, become a drugged out DJ while being a parasite to your family's fortune, hang out in clubs until you turn a spoiled hollywood brat with daddy issues into a lesbian, then publicly proclaim your love of smoking! Bravo!
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She's too skinny. Look at the protruding ribs and kneecaps!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 3, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Shes just skinny, there are tons of girls out there with her same body type...I just think she needs to carry her self better, shee looks shlumpy and sad
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Roger that. She's always hunched over like she is ashamed to have tits. "You have such nice bosoms, why do you want to point them at the ground?" haha
That girl is NOT comfortable in her body.
~~Sorry Roger, you Britney now.
I think her body type is just fine, really. admirable. she's not a ninety pounder or fat.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Given the libel laws, MK wisely left out the main diet secret.
"The Secret To SamRo's Sexy Bikini Body"
If by Bikini MK is referring to the atoll in the Pacific Ocean destroyed by atomic bomb testing then I'm with it. Otherwise, MK needs another drink.
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Fuckin nasty her and hohan, whoever described her as looking like a newborn horse learning to walk got it right.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
she looks better in a swimsuit than in her regular attire of skinny jeans, oversized rock t-shirt and high top sneakers (UGH!).
i'd rather have her body than my chubby one.